BitLife - Life Simulator

That's like me in almost every life. Haha. Well not trying to sleep with everyone but trying to see how much babies I could make. But when I was a famous magician and even before that in that same life I had so much diseases and illnesses that when I died it said I had 200 lovers. It was over 200 I can't remember the exact number. And yea for Monday. I checked my twitter but it must've been later because I didn't see that tweat from them. I forgot to answer one of your questions you asked in a way earlier post. You asked about the arrange marriages and if we get them. Well, it don't pop up in America. When I lived in Israel I got it and to get those you have to live in India Pakistan and some of those other countries I think probably Iran as well. I one life I had like 8 kids for 8 different guys. Lol talk about being pemrescuious.

In real life guys do get arranged marriages as well. Especially in the countries I listed earlier. I was able to sleep with over 200 people but I used condoms all the time and when it said that she has some craziness going on down there I just never did it. I wasn't trying to get the babies I just wanted to get that achievement for the 100 lovers. Even when I was in my 100 years I was still going at it. And lol I will check out twitter later for the comments. Haha. Lets see what heirloom I get for today. A microscope worth $1050. Not bad.

Sometimes things would happen with the condoms I'm guessing and those things would happen. If it says no condoms are available I wouldn't do it. And I did read the stuff on twitter. Well, you did warn me. Some of those android players who were commenting there behave like entitled impatient brats. The update will come in the morning American time. I'm 1 hour ahead because of the daylight savings.

While I was famous I attacked my husband because he wanted to leave me. His reason was because of my credit score. I lunged at him. I whipped his throat and he blew up my bellybutton with a pipe bomb. Died instantly. All my 14 kids came to my funeral. I laughed at that one. I made a new character living in India so obviously I'm most certain I'm going to get arranged marriage. If the guy is rich I will accept. Already my mom and dad divorced and have a wicked step father. He pranked me by saying I was invisible or what ever that is and I told my mom about it and her concern was 51%. If I'm lucky I might kill him but I'm not playing much. Just made that character and aged up a few to wait for the update tomorrow and continue from there. I was a planned pregnancy so may not be to bad.

Since my time don't move you are 4 hours behind me and the eastern time zone is 1 hour behind me but I did refresh the app store and didn't see anything yet. Speaking of which doing that now. and the update is here. Wow this is good. I could paste the update in another post. A lot of office stuff and stuff for the house.

Here's the full list of new things in this update:

• Job/military life overhauled
• Hundreds of workplace scenarios
• Manage your relationships with co-workers and supervisors
• Report troublesome colleagues to HR (but don't get reported yourself!)
• Beg your supervisor to let you keep your job after being fired
• Renovate your houses
• Properties now have street addresses!
• New processes for selling real estate, cars, and heirlooms
• Asset interface reorganization
• A slew of subtle improvements across the game
• Tons of bug fixes and textual content refinements

Omg i’m so excited For this update it says that it came out 16 hours ago as I’m writing this comment. Wow there’s so much to do, can’t wait to play. Thanks for posting the update. And yeah, i’m 4 hours behind you.

Well when it says that we wouldn't have gotten it yet. Remember it has to make its way to all the app stores even though mines is signed in to the American store. I don't really like how they changed the thing with the car. Reason why I don't like it is because like there's the item picker and it says the condition but I don't know how to determine a set price for a car that is condition 70%. But good thing I kept it because I killed my stupid step father and got away with it. Didn't encounter work related things yet because I just finished colledge studied political science and for the life of me can't get in to law school or any of the high colledges except graduate school. Will look for the best paying job. Sucks to live in India though. Compared to Canada I prefer Canada. Got a stupid teddybear worth $6 but as the years go by when I wasn't able to get rid of it the value went down to $2 so instead of scrapping it I donated it. When I come in to some money will check out the situation with the houses because if we could renovate it that's a good thing. Because we could buy a really cheap ugly house and make it look good.

I'm still playing this life in India but I've been fired from so much jobs for the most dumbest reasons. Someone touched me on my butt and I reported them and the supervisor told me to get back to work. Didn't have enough money to sue them. They said I always come in late therefore I've been fired. Tried sleeping with one of the sheffs but I was called in to hr and apologized for my actions. From lawyer to janitor to sheff. The house renovations are cool. I bought a tiny house and I spent $200 which was the max to renovate it. My house cost me $2000. When my mom died I got $700 almost skipped the funeral but didn't. In India that's probably a lot of money because I payed $2000 for my tiny house. I didn't sign a prenup for my arranged marriage and I divorced my husband because he was cheating on me aand I didn't receive any money from him for that. There wasn't even a cost for a wedding.

Answering some of your questions in the order they came. The reason why I killed my stepdad was because when my mom wasn't home he said that I'm a punk and he had no right to call me that. My mom was alive when I did a drive by on him. I had like 4 parents to ask for money and my dad was the only one who gave me money and my mom would sometimes give me. My stepmom from my dad's marriage didn't give me any money nor did my step dad. I so wanted to mooch out of them bad. But when ever my parents did give me money its always like a dollar. A dollar is probably worth a lot in India because when I did tutering for the free lance gigs the set price is $3. For the house renovations once you activate the item picker because there's only 2 options if you spend the set max money which is already there for example I spent $200 on renovations and it said the condition went up to 100%. If you spend a small amount of money the condition would go up slowly but I'm guessing that's for people who don't have plenty money and want to spend a little at a time to bring their house up to par. It doesn't say which part of the house gets renovated. Oh and I slept with a co-worker. It said that your co-worker is staying in for a late meeting if I'm down for it and I tapped on yes but nothing came of it. I was old then. Lol. We both enjoyed it. This life I'm doing is kind of easy. Not doing much free lance or part time jobs when I want to pay for anything I just ask my parents and if it can't fit the cost I just do 1 or 2 free lance and I'm good. just to pay for a doctor visit and maybe the gym. My birth was planned but when I had a little brother it said that he was conceived in the back row of a movie theater. I'm telling you if I had gotten that as my own I would've gone crazy on them. Haha. And no I didn't kill my x husband because he cheated on me. He had already divorced me so would've gotten no money from him either way.

I think i just found out how to cure high blood pressure. You just go To the alternative doctor and get acupuncture. I got high blood pressure like twice and both times acupuncture cured it.

OMG! We can kill our coworkers!!! I just killed my supervisor LOL. I hated him so much. I tried to have a conversation with him and he told me to shut up. I performed a drive-by shooting on him. And I got away with it. Well, I got caught but the lawyer got me off. All I wanted was a piece of him. None of this would’ve happened if he had just given in and let me seduce him LOL.

Haha you're making me laugh so much. I got an umbrella. No one wanted it so I donated it. Anything I can't sell and its cheap I'm giving it away instead of scrapping it. I'm a nurse and really old now. I started having kids in my 30's and only one of them didn't go to colledge. I payed for everyone. Only 2 of them their appreciation was 18% and another was 38%. I like that the houses have addresses on them now. And I'm not seeing any haunted houses. I think they took it out. Sometimes with high blood pressure if it don't work you have to go back again to treat it or just go to the regular doctor and sometimes its cured.I got the mooch ribbon a long time ago. Sometimes my co-workers would play a prank on me and all the times its funny so I would just laugh it off. Like one time a co-worker left a doughnut box for me and when I opened it there were brockley. Another thing that happened was that a patient had a dildo stuck up his butt and it asked if I wanted to protect the patient or show the xrays to co-workers. I protected him and my smarts went up. I could go on and on but I love some of the work cinarios. And I never got gay parents as yet. Oh and I have like 8 kids I think. Don't know how my wife got pregnant at the age of 52 but that's a first for me. I would just tap on make love once and if it didn't happen I would just age up.

Where has the free public medical care gone? When I was in debt I had a lot of illnesses and I didn't get to treat them for free when I was low on money. I remember seeing it once but I'm wonder if its only in certain countries. Can't remember the country I saw it in first though. This life I'm the result of a botched vesectimie. So in a way my parents didn't want me. I'm mooching off of them and still doing the free lance gigs. They not giving me plenty money but when they don't give me money I insult them and give them horrible gifts when I have money. I gave my girlfriend the same gift 2 years in a fow and her appreciation was different each time. Lol. A bouquet of wild flowers. So wanted to give my mom a dead daisy but it wasn't in the list. I have really good smarts so not sure what I will go for yet when I get to university.

Long story short got a heart attack at age 21 and died while in university. Had high blood pressure and was treating it both ways but I had gotten the unlucky ribbon already. Had so much plans for the future. Lol. This life I'm now living in brazil. Never lived there before. And already have a step father and his kindness is 3%. Has anyone gotten a nice step father? I'm yet to get one of those. I'm the result of a random bumble hookup but I know who my father is so mooching again.

I died because I had high blood pressure at least that's probably what caused the heart attack. I mean I was treating it each year and the treatment was so expensive and wasn't being cured even by the akipuncture. So a waste of good money. Lol. And you know what they say everything is worth something even if it might be garbage. The thing I don't understand is why would a box of cockroaches even be a gift? Like what would people do with them. I didn't get to play the brazil stuff much I just aged up to get to school and put down the phone. I swear one day I will have a game injury. I play this game so much I have my hand one way all the time and it hurts. I never got a slot machine heirloom before. That will be a first when I get it. Na they didn't remove the haunted houses. When I was playing a life I didn't see any at all but when I made my new game there were some. When you get the house try renovating it when you have plenty money. There's something about that I don't understand. I mean you spend a small percentage of money and it goes up but whether you spend max money or pick something from the middle it still goes up by 100%. When you buy a house you might know what I'm talking about. When that pop up appeared that was the first thing I remembered that show you were talking about but only got to watch a few episodes. It was funny though.

Omg eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!! My x professor just gave me syphilis. Lol. He also got me pregnant but i aborted it. Did i mention he’s in his 60s. O also i have like 3 stolen cars that no one wants. There luxury and in good condition.

I got that coffee thing in the previous life. Can't remember what happened though. Probably reported them to the supervisor and as usual he told me to go back to work. Some of the pranks are funny that's why I don't report them. Got a stupid burnt dvd of something which I can't remember. I donated it. Anything I can't sell I just donate it now. It was worth $1. My step father never wants to give money so I insult him each year. Sometimes he insults me back but I never let him have the last word I always insult him when he says something to me till he don't say anything at all.

What are the requirements to go to vet school? And yea to the job recruiter after studying nursing at university couldn't get to apply for higher education for some reason and I got the mid-wife position. That pays really well. I'm so young and making over 60k I think. The nice thing about Brazil is the free public university. My mom and step father saved them selves from going 6 feet under because if I had to pay and didn't get through I was going to kill my mom and I never liked my step-father because he didn't like me anyways and I just wanted to kill him. I left them alone because I don't want to risk it and go to prison. I moved out as soon as I started university and got married the year after. My wife is making more money than me but it don't matter because I have plenty and she agreed to sign a prenup. She went off of birth control a year after marriage so have 2 babies so far at the age of 26. Things aren't so expensive in Brazil so that's nice. This is what I don't understand about the houses. So I bought a condo the condition was so bad I spent $4000 on it, threw a party and only like 5 guests came. The thing with that is if you have a very expensive house or mansion only then you will have plenty people at your party. An idea just came to mind. I think we should have more house cinarios instead ofor the few that we have that either they enjoyed themselves or someone overdosed. There should be more that someone clogged the toilet what do you want to do, battle them throw them out or call the cops or what ever they want. Or someone broke your candy dish. I would get so mad for that. Lol. And they should have one at the movies where you're watching a movie and either someone is talking on their phone or eating popcorn to loud what do you want to do. That would be funny.

I forgot to say that Germany has the free healthcare. I didn’t even know this but I was in debt LOL. Since it doesn’t say if there is a minus sign in front of our amount. Anyway, I was $8000 in debt and when I went to the doctor to cure my syphilis, it said that it was zero dollars. Which I thought was pretty odd since I thought I had $8000. But now since I sold my stolen cars. I have an OK amount of money. Oh and also if you play at the casino and lose and close out the app without pushing continue, you still get money taken out. I bet $10,000 and I lost, so I didn’t click continue, instead, I cheated and closed out the app. And when I opened it I had $10,000 less.

Thanks will try that next time. Still have to get the dental achievement if that's one. Never got to go to dental school but I think its nursing school then you get to dental school then you could apply for the job as a dentist. Actually that thing with the over time take it because when I did take it my smarts went up and then after a few years they told me I could continue working the normal hours but if you feel that the hours are outrageous then don't do it. Like I was working 40 hours a week and they wanted me to put in 4 more and that wasn't bad so I did it when I was a nurse. If they add those cinarios I would have a good laugh and you're probably right about the size of the house but the cops always most of the time show up. How could so little bit of people make that much noise.

Man, Is till have yet to manage to get into the Actor/Actress career path - is it that hard to get into? Do you have to have a specific background in school?

I had a theory I haven't been able to test is that maybe you need to do some sort of acting in high school/college, as, for example, I noticed when one of my people got into the school Orchestra, he was able to enter the Orchestra after graduating and rose up to Meistro or something and made a lot of $$$.

However, I've not been able to get into a school that has Drama Club or anything as of yet to test tos ee if you need to sort of do "acting" kind of things to be able to be hired on.

I've seen the Voice Over Actor job at least twice, but I keep getting told I am not qualified or I don't get an interview, which frustrates me. Then once you actually choose an initial job path, if you keep looking at the jobs each year the entry level positions into new job paths aren't really there anymore.

I've also tried to get into the Model path, too, but kept being told I was not qualified even though my guy had 99%/1100% Looks. I am not sure if maybe I was missing out on a lower level job for that, either.

As to the Dentist, I got into that by studying Nursing in University (not nursing school), but I'd assume Biology would also work for a Dentist, maybe?

I notice sometimes in the Dropdown of majors you have to choose from for University, sometimes not all fo the options seem to be there. I kept looking tos ee if I could maybe go to University for theater/drama to kind of make it more likely to become an Actor, but can never seem to find that major. There is "Arts", but that seems to open up things like Graphic Design, Animator, etc., so it sounds like it is visual arts.

Some odd things I had recently:
* I had a person that got breast cancer as a teenager. I kept trying to treat it, but it never got cured or even went into remission or anything. She had a constantly low Health percent and Happy percent. I kept expecting her to die, so I was not sure what to do with her ... but she got married/had kids, but ended up dying at age 30 from the cancer.
* I had a guy that was very successful Puppeteer, but then he got falsely accused of murder (!). I hired the best lawyer I could, but went to jail and was sentenced to death by hanging. I tried to appeal and lost ... then got hung.

Does nayone know how to view what Ribbons you can win? I got the "Wasted" one for the guy executed by hanging.

Krystan,The only way for sure you will get that acting job is your looks has to be 100 or in the 80's because that's an important factor. When I was close to getting the dental job I died twice once a few months ago and today. Lol. X2, I don't know how to explain this but I'm not exaggerating ever year or 2 years I age up I keep changing jobs. Still have that life going on now but I must've had like 15 jobs in this same life and its annoying me because I keep losing my lawsuit. How to say this. From bar tender to disc jockey to real estate agent to camera man to mail carrier. Every single time I report my supervisor to hr I get fired the next year and don't bother begging for the job back because no way in hell have I gotten all my jobs back and I sued everyone of them. This is bad on my path but I always choose the last lawyer on the list and if he don't win my case I still go back to him next time I will try other options. Anytime someone pranks me and I don't like it I report them to the supervisor and they don't care but if I prank them back I'm the one getting fired. Back tracking to a previous life when I was 2 years old my dad died and I inherited $300000. I mean what could a baby do with that. Haha. But that was ok. I bought a house when I was 18 and an expensive car. I still had to do a part time job because I wasted $10000 on a lawsuit from my idiodic stepfather. I lost the lawsuit. I could go on and on but I will stop. I couldn't come on here and write anything today because the power was out so I was playing that game almost all day today.

Does anyone know what coolness means? Like for the coworkers? One of my previous jobs, I had a supervisor with 95 professionalism and 100% coolness. When it says coolnesss, do they mean as in fun cool. Or coolness as in attitude. I don’t know if anyone knows what I’m talking about.

I didn't even notice that about the coolness or anything like that but I'm guessing that it means how nice they are. I think a romance novel probably is for your significant other I ean in real I won't give my mom a romance novel. Lol. Yes you could sue your job for wrongful termination and if your supervisor calls you names you could sue him for work discrimination. I'm going to finish up this life quickly and just start a new life before the days starts so I could get the new heirloom with the new life don't want it in this life. Already old. I've gotten a tophat once I think. For the houses I just activate the item picker and what ever is the max amount I spend it on that and the house is good again to 100%.

So this is what I've noticed and I could be wrong or it could help out if needed. If you have low smarts and say there's no option to join the chess club in any schools, if you could join the book club or the tutering club you will get a smart bonus. But remember to tap on study harder each year. I'm not sure if joining the year book club will help will test that out some other time. Also if you have a job and tap on work harder each year you tend to get bothered by annoying co workers and supervisors. Either that or I'm lucky. I'm a law clerk and already promoted and I just do my job and don't interact with anyone in anyway. If you want to keep your job if you can't report to the hr ignore them and keep working. I have a kind of dumb life but being good. My mom likes the daddy type guys. When I was born my dad was 69 and my mom was 18. So when I was 14 he died but didn't get any money This is a first for me. My new step father has 86% kindness and 0 dollars. Haha I'm in my 30's so can't think of having much interaction with him but he's kind at least.

tap on lawsuit but remember its only when something happens because if you tap on it you would get the usual that say can't think of anyone to sue right now. Same for the botched surgeries if you treat it by going to the hospital you may not win but then again you might win because its random. They probably want to see the damage.

I would think "Coolness" with ab oss as like ... my boss is so cool, he lets me wear jeans to work even though technically not allowed wiht the dress code. IE, he tries to be people's friends and is a pretty good boss to work for, not wanting to push it with things.

I started another life last night and actually got someone born with 100% smarts! I hadn't yet gotten the "Doctor" achievement, so I figured this would be the perfect person to do that with. He became a Brain Surgeon and was really successful.

I also tried out buying a haunted house this time, though not sure if I'd want to do it again. The ghost popups didn't seem to be anything but annoying after a while. Heh.

This person had a niece that died at age 11 after dying in a skateboarding accident, which was a new one for me.

He also had a Step Father with 23% kindnss, and all his life he refused to do anything with my Doctor guy, so it was the first time I didn't go to someone's funeral. Oh well.

This Doctor guy also had like 97% athleticism, so I did sports teams during school/college - he was in baseball in HS, but switched to Tennis in college. I am not exactly sure what boost sports teams give to stats, but he had a very low looks anyhow (like 35%), and that didn't help much.

I would have joined the hockey team if it was an option, but I was surprised it wasn't in Canada. I am guessing it is just a random assortment that gets chosen when you start in the school.

I'm assuming there is no option to become a Professional Athlete, is there?

When you join sports teams it gives health but you have to be commited to going to the gym because even if your health is at 100 and you neglect going to the gym each year they will kick you out. I got kicked out once. It said it was for performance reasons but I know I wasn't going to the gym each year. There aren't any athlete jobs as yet but will be added in the future because people have been requesting them. For me I really don't mind the haunted houses but its the sound or noise that gets me. I mean it comes up so random and like I said way earlier I almost threw my phone so not me again. Haha. I expect pop ups each year but even if I'm expecting a ghost thing its the sound effect that gets me and its not even a cheesy sound either.

Yeah, I think it was the sound effect that got me, too! It was enough to startle me a little to the point where I really didn't care for the pop-ups.

As to the sports - my guy even got asked to be the captain fo the team, so I guess he was doing okay! Though I laughed at the fact he was a baseball player initially, but switched to tennis ... how could he have been so effective at this new game to suddenly become captain? Bizaare.

I haven't tried joining clubs as well as sports teams, though maybe I should attempt it next time. My doctor/sports guy had 100% in everything except his looks. It would have been nice to easily raise looks early on. I know the Gym will improve looks a little, but not much.

If your character is 13 and onwards you could get a haircut and a manicure at the salon. I don't do that each year but if you're not stressed or working your self to death as you age your looks will go up on its own and sometimes you could get a boost when ever it becomes available. If you have low health if you meditate it will go up a bit as well.

ornella, i know we can sue the doctors for botched surgeries. I've done it before but lost. surprising, i haven't been kicked out of this job. I'm another dental hygienist. i need to hurry up and finish this game lol. o my mom is a lesbian. I finally got a gay parent. She came out after my dad died. I supported her unconditionally. if she had been mean to me, i would've fought with her.
Christin, well, my supervisor was not cool at all lol. i actually hated her. no, thers no professional sport job yet. but tons of people are requesting that job. So hopefully they do add it. If you join a sport while in school, you can try to join the jocks clique. I've joined that clique lots of times. It'll increase your popularity, if thats what your looking for.

I spoke to soon because I'm in my 50's and the annoyingness with the workers is starting to happen but I haven't been fired yet. A female worker tried to hit on me and I reported her to hr and she got reprimanded given that my character is also a female so she probably is a lesbian. This made me laugh a bit I chose a vacation and it was horneytown in Carolina. The name of the place made me laugh. Haha. Of course I didn't take my daughter with me. This is what I'm doing with the slow lives I'm playing even though this one is almost over. Like once every 5 years I take a trip but the other years I do a cruise. This might be a stupid question but what's the difference between a first class trip and a business class trip? I know that economy and budget are like the cheap type trips but I don't understand the business class. I always pick first class when I could afford it and I only do those things when I'm filthy rich.

That vinegar thing I got that once but I attacked the person and nothing came out of it she didn't even hit me back. Thanks for explaining about the different types of trips. I think I saw that name you mentioned before but can't remember if I went there. When I do cruises I always choose sweet. Sometimes I choose ocean view but that's only when I'm lazy and don't want to activate the item picker. I forgot to say this earlier when I daughter was much younger she pooped in the bathtub and I can't remember the rest but instead of grounding her I had a talk with her and her receptiveness was 83% so sometimes maybe talking to your kids will work better but then again in the work place it said that I told my personal stuff to a co worker and now everyone in the office knows about it and instead of reporting her I had a talk with her and her receptiveness was 0%. So some people are really stupid. Lol.

This is getting really funny to me now. So I took another vacation and guess where it was penisstone in England. If your screen reader don't pronounce it how it sounds which made me laugh so much check the spelling. Another one was glasscock somewhere. Today I got a gas pump and sold it. I had to change the price for it because no one wanted it but I think those dollar items not sure if we could adjust the prices on those. I don't know what is up with these lesbians who always trying to hit on me. Haha. I had to report another woman and thank god it was coming down to the end I took my pention and got the hell out of there. Retired immediately. I already had a million in my bank so I was set for life. I thought this was supposed to happen only when you're famous but I guess not. My husband was kidnapped and I had to pay a ransum of 600k to get him back because from past experience the cops are useless. They only like to show up at my house parties like if someone invited them. Lol. This was an unusual pop up that happened to me. I aged up and I got in to a car accident. This is not the pop up where you have the road rage this is a different one. My health went to 0 so I had to go to the emergency room and all the other things. It was so bad that my looks went down in the 20's so I had to do some more plastic surgery. Thought I would've finished the life but my hands got tired and I put down the phone. Will finish that later. I'm in my 80's now so not long again.

I often call myself sasha stride and now I have a co worker with that name and she is pissing me off because she is messing with me all the time. If she does this again I will attack them. It is sad I cannot kill her. I would love to.