BitLife - Life Simulator

To answer the question about being graphic I really meant the details are very graphic in which our parents conceive us. I've never been a twin or a triplet. Only once in the whole history of me playing this game I only had twin girls once in my favourite country of all Canada. Lol. I did give my sister the rol x watch. I mean the money just there collecting dust why not spend it. Kep it for what. I didn't assault my brother. I just apologized to him. I gave my kid a yoyo. Now what kid don't like a yoyo. Her appreciation was 3%. Aside from my trucker job I have a part time job as a book keeper paying $600 a week. I need that because I have 15 children and one on the way. Mind you a one bedroom and 1 bathroom house. In real life this would be very worrying. My wife is 36 and I'm 40 so She has a few more kids to pop out. Lol. A very gigantic family.

A few updates back, the ability to create our own sinarios was introduced. I have several sinarios in mind I'd love to play in bitlife. Is the sinario creator accesabel with voiceover? If it is, how do you create your own sinarios in the first place?

It probably is accessible its just that how its labeled I don't understand it. I never use it.

I have had three botched lip assuctions in a row and my health is at 2 percent and I sued them and at least I got the money. One of them broke into tears because I required a lot of money. That made me feel a little guilty. I took suicide because my character sucked and I did not want to surrender and all I needed to do was go rumble with my sister because my health was so low. I hated her and will haunt her dreams forever. For the Goths cleaque I am still not sure. I don't remember. I tried to join the choir as an activity but they did not want me there; if they thought I was a terrible singer, couldn't they should have told me straight to my face. So ungrateful; I just don't understand. I thought my character was a good singer. I remember once when I was going to do a lip assuction and then suddenly I became girl. I must have tapped gender reasignment and that was not what I wanted to do. I was fine as a guy. Yeah I wish we had more things to spend money on. And step parents? That sounds cool.I

Your mom killed your dad? I have never seen that before. My daughter died at the age of 24 and that was wonderful because I hated her. I don't remember what she died from but even though my legacy won't continue I hated that girl so incredibly much that I was overjoyed to see her go.

Or Nella, well, it’s graphic in real life lol. End it is a life game. But I get where you’re coming from. and I agree, money just collects dust. That’s why I continued as my son, so all the money I made in the casino wouldn’t go to waste. And really? 15 kids? Almost 16? That’s a lot. Your poor partner, this one you definitely haven’t given a break to lol. Having 16 kids and a one bedroom is a big problem lol. Wait, did you say that you were rich? Or that you had money? If so, then you have nothing to worry about, I’m just assuming though. I haven’t been a twin or triplet either, I know it’s possible though. I think I’ve had like five or six set of twins in the entire history of playing this game. But no triplets. do you have any pets? Or just kids.
Sabrina, I did the generations feature where you continue as your child. So I played my dad my previous life. In that life, I tried killing my baby mama by pushing her down a flight of stairs but she jumped out of the way and instead I died. So I carried that hatred from a previous life into this life that I’m currently playing, which is my son. so I hate my mom for killing him its The way how I look at it lol. Yeah, they said that the next update is going to have stepparents, I think. I know stepparents are coming but I’m not sure if it’s the next update. How did your sister kill you? i’m gonna skip my moms funeral when she dies lol.
The scenarios are accessible but I don’t understand them. I tried doing them but it was kind of confusing. I couldn’t find a way to save the scenario to the game, just the option to add more options.

I have had twins a couple of times but triplettes only once. That was expencive because everyone decided to go to the university and I had to pay them all. I didn't want to seem like a bad dad.

Sabrina if you have very low health go to the emergency room. If you're in school all the alternative treatments won't help wich sucks. I wished if they would open all those things when you're at least a teen. I mean if you have very bad looks there's nothing much you could do about it till you reach 18 and if you're a male character the nail saloon won't help one bit. And speaking of that I think the barber has it out for me. Most times when I go in for a haircut its not done right. Wish I could sue him. X2 yeah I'm not giving my wife a break either but she don't seem to mind. She likes it. Lol. I couldn't help saying that. Ahaha. I have over 100k but I don't think its going to help me out with my 15 plus kids that I have. I try to play the lottery once each year but haven't won so far. If they had a thing that says if you want to spin again I would've done it more than once a year because its annoying to go back and forth in the activities tab. And I'm not so lucky at the casino either so I stay away from there. And when I opened the app today I got a pair of scissors worth $8. I mean really bitlife how's $8 going to help me with all these kids? Lol. I was hoping for something really good. If I get the writer job some time again I will try to play like this have as much kids as possible and treat them very nice and pay for everything they want along with gifts for each and every single one wich is very time consuming.

She shot me with a crossbow. I wish I could have given her hell for that.
I have been a twin, but no triplette. And also I have, not sure if that is a bug, had an adopted brother in my age from a past life and it said twin brother.

Here is a year full of events. First I got a misscarriage. That sucked. Then I tried to be nice to my mother who did not want to see me even though I gave her a Fender guitar. Then I got so mad at her and decided to get rid of her so I electricuted her. I was not cought so I decided to leave Santorini. That was the better solution. Then, since I emigrated, I had to find a job and used the recruiter and now I have a nice job again.

After I had killed my mom I tried to get rid of my husband but failed. I got caught. I was sentenced to 34 years but I got released and am really olld and now I can at least die home with my precious daughter Theodora.

Lol all your lives are making me laugh so much. That's some life you had there. Now it looks like I will have to spend some time spinning the lottery. I'm not in debt but I want to make sure my 17 plus kids get everything they wwant. Now I spend like $3000 in gifts for them and my wife and my brother and sister. My dad who hated me finally died and I skipped his funeral because guess what my wife gave birth which is like every year in a row. Lol. I didn't even inherit any money from him nor did my brother and sister. Noone got anything from him. I never have to guess the age of my kids because the oldest is like 15 now and it just goes down the line. But I could check if I'm unsure what gift I want to get them. My guess is all of them won't want to go to colledge so I hope it don't take a huge chunk of my money and I want to prepare for that because you know I want the good life. Thinking about this in real life with all these kids I have I might need to buy a school bus to transport them where ever. Ahaha. I scrapped my scissors. Noone wanted them. And thank god nothing hasn't happened to my car yet because that's another big chunk of money gone.

Why do I think of india when I read that? lol. Hmm. not sure if I should update now or wait to finish my game. I don't think it will affect it not sure. After all my character is father of the year. Ahaha.

Wow I haven't finished my game yet to try it but if they arrange a marriage for us could we decline the offer if we don't like the person? If no I would so kill both my parents. Lol.

This life that I'm still playing as I updated the app my wife had a miscarriage. Lol she owes me another kid. Would've had 19. Ahaha. Got Jimmy Kimel's microphone again worth $6000 condition 16% and I got half the value of it.

Wow I missed a lot. The past few days been pretty busy but on to bitlife.
Ornella, you and your wife are like rabbits lol. You guys keep making babies. Lmao she likes it? Your to funny. It might affect her later on when she gets older lol. When you updated to the stepparents update, did it reset or delete your character? When the school update came out. It reseted my character to a baby. I don’t want to lose my millions. For the first time ever I came home to my girlfriend cheating. I just argued with her. And she got pregnant with the guy’s baby. I clicked, don’t keep the baby. Surprisingly, she agreed but I broke up with her. Oh and I finally got into University. Ever since the school update came out, I was unable to get into university because of my smarts or because of death lol. And I am on the water polo team and the football team. I didn’t know University had cliques, who would’ve thought. I thought that was only a high school thing. Anyway, I am part of the jocks clique. and you were supposed to have 19 kids? How’s that going for you. Are you still living in the one bedroom house? I got scissors to. Nobody wanted them, so I scrapped them.
Sabrina, lol your life it’s making me laugh so much. When you were a twin, would you get a lot of scenarios where you and your twin could trick people or even your parents? what method did you use to try to kill your husband? And you were born in Italy? Or I might be mistaken. wow! You paid three college tuitions when you had triplets? That probably killed your wallet lol.
Dm, thanks for posting the update. I was going to head over to the App Store to check if a new update had came out, but decided to reply to everyone here first. I know you said we couldn’t arrange marriages for our kids, but is there no option to arrange marriages? And I agree with Ornella. If there wasn’t any option to say no to the arranged marriage, they will be taking a permanent nap 6 feet under lol.
So apparently now we could have parents who are out of the closet? That’s going to be fun to try. Every time I have a gay son or daughter, I always support them. So I might support any of my gay parents unless they’re mean to me or hate me, then I will pretend I didn’t hear them or something. Or just kill them out right lol. so does anyone know what the fraternities do? Like for example, I went to look at them but all it said was Rush this frat house. What does it mean by that? And is it just the location where I live but all the frat houses have Greek names. I don’t have a problem with that, I think it’s pretty cool but i was just wondering. I’m currently living in Miami. If anyone is wondering.

I forgot to ask you, with the new update, is there more things that we can spend our money on? I remember you saying that it might come in and update but I was just wondering if they added some things at least.

You're making me laugh. I've never checked out the fertunity but the frat houses thing might be parties I think. Did you tap on it to see what would happen? Since the school update I haven't been to colledge yet. I would have had 19 kids if she didn't looze the baby. When I updated the game my character was still the same. I lost nothing. The game just continued from where I was playing. All Sabrina's lives always make me laugh. Lol. And yes I'm still in that very tiny house with my noisy kids. When I age up one of them is going to eat my wallet. I really have to spin the lottery hard.

That really did make me laugh. I got something to do with anal sex. I can't remember the context of it and it took 7 weeks to heal. I was like what the hell? I have some really very ungreatful children. Well one of them for now. My oldest daughter didn't go to colledge and I could've bribed to get her in but didn't. She's working at a dental office. I'm good with that so I aged up and my next daughter asked me to pay for her colledge because she wanted to study finance. I agreed and guess what her appreciation was 4%. I almost wanted to take another part time job along with the one I have and the trucker job so I could pay for all of them if they wanted to but if that's how they going to be I'm only going to pay for it if I could afford it. I think my family is complete now the wife is 42 and she can't pop no more kids. Tried like 12 times to be sure. Lol. But she did looze another one so would've had 20 kids but now only have 18. Now I have high blood pressure and the doctors eating my wallet to. I remember the alternative treatments would cure that so I do that each year and the real doctor is taking $1200 for that. If I go to the other doctor she's taking over $600.

You're making me laugh with that one. The thing is she not complaining like my husband in the previous life. So she likes it. Lol. I will try and adopt a teen but I don't think we will get the option to do so. They always say there's a 4 year old or something like that. Got a stupid mota-rroler thing whatever its called worth $8 and I got $10 for it. I'm happy that its easier to view the log much better in this ios else I would forget all my kids. I have 64 pages of stuff.

X2 you were right about the witch doctor but the first time I took what ever it was I didn't die. Nothing was cured so I tried something else and boom! My death was mysterious. That's what it said in the log. Before that my mom died and I didn't inherit anything and I skipped her funeral. For my funeral every single person showed up. I don't know how it also said I was a mooch at times. But that probably could be from my school days when I was working and asking my parents for money. Not sure how I will play the next life but if I get that writer job and get famous lots and lots of kids will be popping out and adopting them. I tried to adopt a teen or any kid for that matter but it said I couldn't and the reason was unspecified. I was in my 40's at that time so maybe that's the reason.

That's where my new life starts and I'm going to try to be good in school unless if someone messes with me. My big brother was arguing with me about whose turn it is to use the bathroom and I complained to my mom and she verbally abused him. Don't have step parents and if they try to arrange a marriage for me I'm going to decline the offer and see what happens. I'm going to an all boys primary school. My looks are half way and I'm stupid. Lol. 11% smarts. When I tap on study harder nothing happens. Or maybe the smarts will go up the next year. I want to get good grades for all my schools. I will try to spend time with all and not ask for money unless if I'm in debt while in high school. So like if I need a haircut I will just do one free lance and see if that will pay for it. I'm not going to work my self in to oblivion like last time.

I would have accepted an arranged marriage and then I would kill my parrents and my husband/wife.

So my mom and dad divorced when I was 9. Now I'm 23 and he married some woman and guess what she's 3 years older than me. No way in hell I'm calling her mom. Somehow I managed to make it in to university and finished graduate school. By accident I didn't choose the major I wanted and instead I tapped on apply to university before activating the item picker. So I studied English and now finished graduate school. I also by accident meant to apply for a scholarship but instead tapped on student loan. Meant to ask my parents to pay but it didn't matter because when I applied for graduate school they refused. Not working any part time jobs or anything. Will seek higher education because I have 100 smarts and see which school I end up in. Might try for pharmacy because that job pays very well. In high school I was in a music band and now I'm the leader of the jernalism club. Well was. I can't say how much time I failed my driving test. To many times to count.

Even though I have a girlfriend my parents tried to arrange a marriage for me and I refused. The thing about that is that there are like 3 pop ups when you do that. So the first pop up would be them asking then refuse then another pop up saying your parents are insisting that you marry this person then refuse and finally your parents are demanding that you marry this person. Refuse and my happiness went down to 32%. Can't remember if there was another pop up in that. The things for the step parents are like the same for the real parents. You could ask for money and things like that but I refuse to do anything with my dad and his new wife and my mom. They didn't even want to help me out not even once and I am in debt so much. I got a good job as a school teacher which pays 38k so hopefully all my bills would be paid. I asked my girlfriend to go on birth control so no rabbit machine this time. Lol.

I forgot to say that every time you fail the drivers test, your happiness goes down. Well, at least for me it does. And I bought my wife gifts. The first gift I gave her was a vase of orchids, her appreciation was low, I didn’t mind. Then I gave her beats and a Louis Vuitton bag which her appreciation was OK, I guess. And I gave her a bottle of wine which her appreciation was at 90%. Out of all the gifts, She appreciated the bottle of wine the most. and that’s weird. I remember in a previous life I adopted a six-year-old at the age of 45. I also forgot to say in my previous comment, your wife probably liked the sex but not the popping her cucci part lol.

I died in my 50's. Now I can't remember the exact age. I had 18 kids. She lost the 2 that I spoke about earlier. When my dad chose that stepmom I just tapped on ok but that didn't last long. He divorced her after some years. And so much for that life and being good. I will answer your question during telling this life I had in Israel. So after going to so many schools don't know how I managed to spend 1 year in business school but I did. Thought it would've been longer but the only reason I took business school was because none of the other schools took me in saying I wasn't qualified. When checking the list the writer job didn't pop up but lots of the same jobs for assistant vice president showed up and I didn't get any of them. Took the school teacher job and had a girlfriend who demanded that I marry her and I was in debt so broke it off with her and found someone else. That person told me I needed a nose job and I told her what she needed. It said that I told her she should get botox. She inverted my stomach and some other things so I got mad and stole a car and murdered her. I didn't have enough money so spent 30 years in prison. Fought and murdered people in there and eventually died of old age at the age of 75 I think. My x step sister kept sending me stupid junk mail so I sent every single thing back to her. No one attended my funeral and it said that I loved animals for what ever reason. And backing up when I had no money and I went to the hospital I got free health care. So I had something and it said 0 dollars and it was treated and cured. Now I started a life in America Brooklyn. Think I might be bad not sure yet. I've been getting dumb heirlooms also.

I think for the health care maybe when you don't have money you get it for free. Now can't remember. Because one time I used it when I had money and it said 0 dollars. Yeah I saw they moved the achievements to the home screen but it don't read the checkmark like it did before. At least for me so now I can't tell which ribbons I have and don't have. I've played characters in debt plenty times. I just refused to work. Lol.

I tried that thing with killing both my parents and my new husband but my mother killed me after I had killed him and I didn’t get to kill my father because I got into prison but when I get out of here I will kill him! I am just hoping he won’t die before I am out of here.

Holy crap! Almost 1050 comments! You guys must really love this game.

Didn’t mean to say my mother killed me. She reoported me. I cannot kill him if I am dead. I hope they both die a most painful death. I am in prison though. I have four years left which was because it was a long sentence FOR attemt of murder. I tried stairway to hell on my mother which failed but I killed the husband with clubbing them and then he died.

Yeah we do. I'm not subscribed to this thread but I know its active a lot so that's mostly why I visit this site. Lol. Sabrina you're making me laugh as usual. When I went to prison for my life in Israel I had like $14000 just sitting there collecting dust. The appeal was so expensive but it was my girlfriend's fault. Who told her to invert my stomach? I was glad that she died. I didn't care that I was in prison. I wanted to get out and kill my step sister for sending me stupid junk mail. One time she sent me a bottle of loob and a note saying lmfao. I got really angry and I murdered a prisoner instead. Well it was her own fault. I took my rage out on someone else. I almost killed the prison warden but he just got damaged and of course extended sentence.

It sounds painful. That she inverted your stomach. lol

For this life I think my parents are rich but haven't asked them for any money. Doing the free lance gigs. Got some stupid bamboo chopsticks again and I tried to sell it twice but no one wanted it so I scrapped it. And now yes that's the only reason why I visit this site for this game. I joined the school choir but not sure that I will get a part time job because that's taking up 8 hours of my school time. Or if its after or before school. Wish there was a pawn shop that we could steal stuff from our parents and sell it and if they ask us say we didn't do it. Lol. Agree with the welfare thing.

That game was supposed to be a long game but my death obviously made it short. It only lasted a few hours in real life. And yes I think my parents are rich because of the money stats. If I can't get a part time job I think I will leave the school choir. I don't know if that affects anything or what it really do to help you out in school. When I tap on it it just says practice harder. Can't remember if there's an option to leave but I hope that there is. For the other game when it said that she inverted my stomach the little heading before it said I'm in pain.

A question to anyone. If you do the free lance jobs, when do you stop? At age 18 or when you feel you have enough money. I start when they allow me to and as soon as I reach the age of 18 I don't do no more. I thought that I wasn't going to get a scholarship or my parents would refuse to pay and now I have like 32k because I was working as a pool cleaner but I left that job. I'm in university doing nursing and should go to nursing school after. If I don't get a scholarship or parents refusing to pay I will do another part time job. Got kicked out of the school choir for performance reasons.