BitLife - Life Simulator

Will update just now but I'm having a blast with this character. I acted up in all my classes and messed with all my classmates. Some of them made me laugh. Like where I stole someone's hotdog at lunchtime or when I announced on the p a system that that person is still breastfeeding. Lol. Even got suspended for 5 days and got expelled all at the age of 6. I hate the school nurse. Someone cracked my heel and she reprimanded me for wasting her time. Everytime my mom gets a phone call from school I argue with her. And its not cabbage dolls its gashor dolls. I'm spelling it wrong but I remembered getting that before. X2 I think they took ot that haunted thing and didn't even realize till you mentioned it. I never used that to begin with. Also my mom was 43 and the guy was 67 and he had kids in their 40's old enough to be my father. Oh and I remembered what I insulted my step father for. He told me that I'm invisible and I wasn't taking that.

Okay, been with a girl who keeeps breaking up with me and then gets back together; this has happened four times and this is the fifth. Well, if I had not already been in prison five times I don't dare to kill her but will think of it; don't have children and am 70 so the generation ends here.

I was getting a namicure and someone gave me the stink eye. Who told him to do that. I battled him. I scratched his juggullar and for that I was sent to prison for 1 year? I still have to kill my mom already out. Sabrina kill that girl.

I killed her after she broke up with me. And I got into prison and died after seven years and I got the jailbird ribbon, yay!

I successfully stole a car and did a drive by on my step brother then the next year I sold the car and stole another to kill my mom and instead of tapping on drive by I tapped on strangulation by accident. She called the cops on me and I was sentenced to hanging on my 24th birthday. So that one was my own fault anyway and I'm glad that life ended. I even murdered a prisoner so yea for that. This new life I have I never had it before. So I'm adopted and my real mom couldn't afford to raise me which is understandable and my new family is nice so far. I got my first Halloween pop up. It asked what I wanted to dress up as and I chose a witch. In real though I think the witch costume looks really nice even though I don't celebrate Halloween here. I think the options were witch, ghost or mummy. I'm not that smart or good looking either. Female character with 13 snarts and 36 looks. That will change. I tink I will try to be good and if I do make a lot of money I will for the first time try the generations feature.

Ouch. It was like when I was going to do a lip assuction and accidentally tapped on gender reassignment and didn't look but just selected the doctor and suddenly I saw I was now male and had to set a name. Then my girlfriend left me and we were even engaged. I was pissed. But I could not stop laughing. It was not what I wanted to do so I laughed a lot at that but then when I was going to do the lip assuction the doctor botched it. That is my favourite life. Inez Pierce.

First time in the history of this game I'm now apart of the nerds clique. Going to an all girls school. I don't understand how when I went to middle school all the kids are the same from my elementary school. I thought I would have new friends. But in real life I never went to a middle school. After primary school was straight to high school. It was so hard to join other cliques like if you wanted to be apart of the trouble makers you had to be really bad and I haven't done anything bad so far. Since I'm going to an all girls school no options for a school dance came up because no guys. And now because of all of that with the clique and the book club looks like my confidence went up so I have higher looks and slowly my smarts are coming together. I won't work any part time jobs till I get to university but will do free lance.

Lol ornella and Sabrina, you guys are making me laugh. and their catcher dolls? I never heard of those. and yes Sabrina, kill her lol. Usually the kids you went to elementary with, they’ll go with you to middle school as well. its usually until high school where new friends come and old friends go. Well, at least here in America it is. I’m not saying that’s the case for everyone, that’s just pretty common. Unless you go to a new middle school, then you might make new friends. In real life, i’m in my last year of high school. how do you join the goths clique? and I got a dumb wind chime. no one wants it.
Omg I didn’t even know the Halloween update came out today. I thought it was going to come out tomorrow or on Halloween. I’m gonna update as soon as I post this comment. I got a kid expelled! Yay! It’s said that he was giving me wedgies every day and I reported him to the principal. Only if I could get of hold of him now lol. And I don’t know if anyone noticed but the gym is now free when you’re a teenager. I think your parents pay until you’re 18. Same with the barber/salon. does anyone know how to raise your health under the age of 18? Since the massages aren’t open until 18. I went to the school nurse and she gave me medicine, my health went from 0 to 16. But is there any other way that it can be raised.

So when you want to join a clique tap on the name of the clique and when you swipe left I think it will give you info on the requirements needed to be in the clique. Example you must enjoy dark attire and makeup to join this clique. And it will say the popularity. Something like that. Yes when they updated the game and added more school stuff that's when the Gym became free till you are 18. If you want to raise your health each year from the age of 12 go to the gym which will bring it up by 5% each year. Just try not to get in to lots of fights because sometimes the nurse don't treat for certain injuries. When she says I'm fine I just head to the emergency room but I don't think my health goes up. The emergency room only works if your health is at 0 or 25%. I could be wrong. Wait the haircuts are free till 18? Have to check that. I could only get them when I'm 15 and still have to pay but that's ok even if it isn't free I'm doing free lance so no problem there. Wonder if and when I buy my house if Halloween stuff will pop up. If it says to open the door I'm going all in. Lol.

Does anyone know if the military rank achievements are possible for us? I tried to start a life with that goal in mind, but quickly got stuck with what appeared to be a Minesweeper type game that I had to do if I agreed to go on a specific mission. I'm nots ure if something bad happens if you refuse, though. My husband was around, so I had him complete the Minesweepers for me ... but I didn't get high enough rank before my guy died stepping on a mine.

I'm still in high school and I only got 1 Halloween thing so far with the costume. So maybe when I buy a house will get them. If I get rich I want to try and buy the most expensive one. Wonder if they will let us throw a spooky Halloween party.

Again I was watching another one of biju mike's review for the Halloween update and combined I think he got more stuff than everyone combined and he was saying like what the hell is this if the whole 18 years is Halloween because every year he aged up he gets something Halloween related. I wanted to get the pop up about the candy I would eat the whole bowl or steal all and run away. Haha.

I haven't been on today and the bitlife godess hates me because I got a top hat again. I killed her. Failed the first time and got into prison. When I was out I killed her and got 42 years in prison and played hell with everyone there.

I tried to join one and someone slammed the door in my face. Lol. This life is moving kind of slow. Have a boyfriend at age 16 and went on birth control. I saw the haunted houses and can't afford them yet so I bought a small cottage. The most people that showed up at my parties so far 13. My parents gave me an 8 year old mersadies bens so glad for that. Wish I could get them to help pay on my house. One thing to note is that after Halloween bitlife said that the haunted houses will stay but every other Halloween pop up will be gone or what ever is related to it like the ghosts.

Not sure if this is only for Halloween but I was checking the listing and I saw a job for a zombie. When I opened it it was a mortition in a funeral home. I never saw that job in the game before. I didn't take it because the pay was $9000. I'm not wasting my degree on that. I'm a school psychologist and the pay is 30k so not bad and I'm sure I will get a raise as the years go by. I got a used tissue from bitlife and its worth 30k. Got 19k for it. Not bad. If I had gotten that yesterday would've helped with my new house still paying mortgate on my cottage. I wish if I could pay the balance in full. My family is perfect but I better not talk to soon because when I plan to play the game one way ends up going another route. One thing I noticed is that if you tap on study harder each year no matter what smarts you have you will get in to university. I thought I needed to get 80% but I had 41 smarts and got in with a scholarship. My character is 23 and I will wait 2 more years and get married already engaged.

I hate my step sister so much. She never appreciate things and she started a squabble and it ended up with her slicing open my brain and inverted my kneecap and that was painful. We all know what is going to happen to her. Pure insanity. This will be lots of fun. Actually I hate her father too. His kindness is at nine percent and he repeatedly insults me so he might go the same way as my stupid sister that I hate with all my heart. I usually tell mom when he does something and that option is available but she doesn’t react enough. I start to hate her too. I may as well say I hate my family and those two are about to get murdered by me!

Ornella, really? Bitlife is going to get rid of the Halloween pop ups? That sucks. I’m having so much fun with them. I bought two houses and their haunted. It’s fun interacting with the spirits and demons lol. But then again, there’s no point of Halloween pop-ups if there’s no Halloween to celebrate. Today I am pretty sure everyone will be getting a Halloween pop up one way or another. So do you think for Thanksgiving there’s going to be Thanksgiving pop ups? And the same for Christmas? and I never really noticed that. Now that you mention it, my smarts are at 60% or so and I got into dental school and now I am a dentist making 122,000 a year. i’m playing as my adopted son and life is going really good. My girlfriend didn’t want to make love to me in high school because she told me to wait until marriage. Well, now we’re married and now she’s squirting out babies left and right lol. I think she’s really fertile because it only takes one or two tries and she’s pregnant. She gave birth to a set of twin boys. I have four or five kids, I don’t remember. Let’s see how much kids I’ll have by the time I die.
Sabrina, you go girl! Revenge is sweet isn’t it? Lol.

Dm When I tap on study harder you won't see the smarts go up the same year but when you age the next year you will see it go up by 1 or 3% for the most but you also have to be good so maybe that's a part of it as well because when I was really bad in school and getting in to lots of fights I had like 90 smarts that I didn't get in to university at all. Sabrina you're making me laugh go on a killing spree. Lol. My adopted family are so nice to me I feel like they treat me like their real biological child. After getting married I went off birth control I was so tempted to tap on the option that says keep it a little secret but I tapped on tell my husband and he said that's a good idea. So only have one daughter. Still have a little bit of mortgage payments on my house but each year the value goes up so I won't sell it as yet. Want to buy a haunted house.

A go go dancer argued with me because I knocked over her drink. I argued with her and she lunged at me. I fought back and almost went to prison for one year. Now why I wrote it like this is because the lawyer I got has my husband's last name which I took when we got married and I'm wondering if that's why I got off scot free. Well I had to pay him but sometimes I pay so much money to lawyers for simple crimes and still end up in jail. There I thought my perfect life was going to be taken away from me but thank god I dodged it. I only went clubbing because there was a pop up and I was like why not. Also I saw someone egging the neighbours house on a Halloween night and I called the cops and they warned me to stop wasting their time. I mean how is that not a crime. When I went on vacation the security guard grabbed my crotch and I reported him. So I only enjoyed the vacation 42%. And every single year of this life that I'm doing the neighbours always complaining about the noise. I tell you if there was an option to rumble with them I would so do that each year but then I would have to be so rich. And haven't been lucky in winning the lottery as yet.

I got my sister by stealing a car and performed a drive by. Then I electricuted my father. Where it was wrong was when I was going to give my mom the stairway to hell treatment because it was me who died. No one came to my funeral which I understand because there was just me and mom left.

Well this halloween update is to much fun. I bought 3 haunted houses and had 8 entities lol. And only 3 of them were sort of nice. Ornella, i kept getting that same pop up. Instead, of calling the cops, i egged the teen lol. Another time, i witnessed someone in a trump mask kissing someone in a hilary mask and i called the press. I didn’t get as much paranormal pop ups as i would’ve liked but they were still fun nonetheless. Also, if you investigate a paranormal situation, your stats would go down. Well, at least for me they did. Especially, if the ghost would attack you. Believe me, i was attacked plenty of times lol. Does anyone know how to increase smarts besides going to the library and watching documentaries? Or is that the only way? O and tell me why i got arrested after I tried to stop a cop from robbing a bank lol. It said that i assaulted him but i didn’t. Luckily, i got off, even though i paid 10k.

That's the only way to get the smarts to go up even though I think they should reconsider and reopen the library at age 6 or 9. I mean in real life I did go to my school library when I was 6. There were lots of kids books and cartoon stuff. I didn't buy a haunted house as yet. I'm not rushing it because the devs said the houses will stay after Halloween. Wonder what they will do for christmas. That egg thing only came up once. On Halloween night I had a nightmare and I lost my 3rd baby. It said miscarriage but it was next to the nightmare thing so I think that caused it. Wow you saw a cop robbing a bank? Never saw that pop up before. Got a stupid 1980's vhs tape worth $1. Tried to sell it once and no one wanted it so in the trash it went. I think it was a family reunion tape.

Wow I didn't even realize that. One time I got the food pop up and I spit it out. Haha. In the crib one time I chose the firetruck and the xylophone. Next time will choose the book. When someone asks me if I believe in god I just tap on yes. But now that the the game keeps updating I hardly get those popups so hope I'm lucky. Opening the app for the first time for today. Lets see what I get. Game or thrones sword worth 15k. Yea will sell it and see how much I get now. Wow got $7000 for it. Well the condition was 13% so not bad at all. The lottery don't like me. Can't seem to win it. Wish they had more lottery things for like small prizes. Like you buy 100 tickets and maybe you win 10000 or $1000

So I know for sure that the ghosts are your past characters. I remember playing a character called Jason Oak'lee sometime last year and when I went in to the relationships tab his name was there. I got rich by my mom dieing so I sold my cabbin and bought another one that's bigger and haunted. So I tapped on exorst the ghost and it cost $230 and I failed. The ghost attacked me. Lol. One thing I realize about the houses especially with the parties the nicer your house is or the bigger it is people will complain less and more people will show up. But here's the thing. In my one room cabbin I through a party and 10 guests came. The police showed up. In my expensive bigger cabbin 10 guests showed up. Everyone had a great time. So either that or jealous neighbours. I made a will and left everything to my younger daughter who is 19. Have no problem with that whether there's money left or not will still play her hoping that I die before her. The thing is my older daughter didn't have a problem with it but my husband called me a pumpkin head. I called him a dimwit then he called me a maniak. Divorced him instantly. When I reach the age of 50 then I start doing cruises. One every 5 years. And before I divorced my husband when I traveled he always wanted to go with me because I chose the expensive flights and destinations. As soon as I chose a cruise he didn't want to go. Well my life isn't all perfect but I could salvage it. Lol.

I have also seen old characters as ghosts. I had my first character Maya Rodriguez Chatman as a ghost. Unfortunately her friendlyness was high.

Being rich means nothing. I thought well since I have half a million dollars I would get my way. I argued with the neighbours and the police found people using ghb. Payed the same lawyer that had my x husband's last name and lost. Even lost the appeal. So wasted a year in prison. Wonder if It was because I divorced my husband is why I lost the case. Oh well, Still rich and even though I got fired from the school I took the writer's job. Don't think I will become famous but will still be rich and I'm dating someone that has a lot of money. Not sure if I should make him sign a prenup but that could always backfire on me so I might as well.

I think if I publish a real book of this life that I'm doing I would be rich. So remember I said I got the writer job. Well got sent back to prison for 2 years again for the same drugs at the party and I didn't tap on argue with anyone so that was random. When I came out of prison I got back my writing job for a different company and sold my haunted house because it was to creepy for me. I saw a farm but couldn't afford it at the time so took a spacious ranch instead. My step daughter is so nice to me that each year when I tap on spend time with all my 2 children refuses to see me. I updated my will and left everything to my stepdaughter. My husband is richer than me and got mad that I didn't add him to the will. I didn't even say anything to him. I wish if it would say why your kids or parents don't want to spend time with you. And to save time I ended up doing the plastic surgeries. Saved me lots of time going to the salon each year. Thank god none of them were botched. A few times my x husband tried to get back together with me but I filed a restraining order each time. One of his excuses was that he needed someone to do the dishes. Well he should've kept quiet because I gave everything to his daughter then but she refuse to spend time with me so nothing for her. And guess what. I'm famous. After all that disfunction in my family and life I still managed to become famous. I'm 70 years old. Lets see how long I could live. Got a personal diary. Noone wanted it so the usual.

I insulted the ghost of Maya Rodrigez Chatman and m health was so very low and it attacked me and I di'd. That sucked because I had very much cash and no children but a huge haunted house. Now I am playing a guy in Sweden. Going to try gettiäg a haunted house.

I think I will only buy haunted houses for Halloween. I mean in real life when I'm playing this in the night time it really creeps me out. The sound effect would just come up. Almost threw my phone yesterday. Immediately I sold my house. Lol.

Is there a way to give everything to your grand child because my kids are like in their 40's and I'm still alive. This is why I have never used this feature. Now I bet I'm going to outlive all of my kids. I saw a palace and I want it. Can't buy it yet because even though I'm famous I'm not filthy rich.

Okay, I will start with saying he had android, not iPhone. He got the game because he knew I had lots of fun with it. His first character was a bullied fighter and died at the age of eleven from some decease. Then he made another character which went better until he got a wife. They went into an argument and she punched his belly button and he died. Then, the last time, he had a brilliant life, though his mother died. He had two fine children and a great wife and a wonderful job but he decided to go on a vacation and the plane crashed and he died. He did not have the bitizenship so all was lost and he got so pissed that he deleted the game.

I think they taking away the bitizenship so if he wants to get it tell him buy it quickly. Ios gets the quicker updates its slower on the other side. I'm still playing the same character from last week. Now 86 years and still famous. The writing company keep forcing me to retire and I refuse because my pay is over 2000000 and they want to give me a pension of 100000k. No deal. I'm taking a chance on my will by giving it to my step daughter so her child will eventually get when she dies so I could play that character. I bought and sold lots of houses over the years. Finally settled for a farm which cost about 3000000. If I see a palace and I could buy it might go for it. My 2 biological children don't have any kids of their own so I can't give it to them to play the generations feature.

Wow, i feel like its been forever since i’ve been on here. I was really sick for the past few days but thats behind me now. Anyway, on to bitlife. So these past few days i’ve had lots of time to play since i was sick lol. I won’t put all of it here, just most of it lol jk. Let’s see who will be my first victim.
Ornella, i pick you. What the heck! You got a game of thrones sword? Most of my friends are getting that. I love game of thrones and i haven’t gotten that. And i’m like a die hard fan lol. I got a crystal ball today, i got 1300 for it. Yesterday i got dumb lucky dice. So today was a big improvement over yesterday’s. Lmao i busted out laughing when you said that you almost threw your phone because of the sound affects At night. I’ve noticed that when you get a paranormal pop up, your stats go down depending on your choice. Every time i would choose the option to stay calm, the ghost would attack me lol. Or if you choose to scream, you’ll be diagnosed with schizophrenia. But thats a possibility, it’s not always going to happen. For me, most of the time, i got it. All i buy is haunted houses lol. Another thing i noticed was that the houses that say 90% or higher, you have more ghosts in your house. I bought a house with 98% hauntedness and i had 4 ghosts. I also bought a house in another life with 99% hauntedness and it had 8 ghosts. I’ve also gotten houses with like 36 or 56%, and it only had 1 ghost. Wow, what a life with your family and job lol. And is that possible, continuing as your step child? Even if you marry there parent? And thats a good point. I don’t think you can give your grand kids money when you die. Have you bought a mansion? I want to buy one so bad. The only time i got a mansion is when i got the real estate achievement. But ever since, i haven’t seen anymore. In my previous life I had 6 or 7 kids and 4 of them went to college and 3 of them were 24% grateful. The other one, her appreciation was 96%, so i bought her a samsung smart tv lol. She earned it. But not the others.
Dm, thanks for the tips. I didn’t even think about those choices lol.
Sabrina, i’m pulling a you. I’m pulling a sabrina lol. So both my parents remarried and i hate my step parents. My stepdad’s kindness is 3% and my stepmom’s kindness is 4%. I was 5 and 6 when they remarried. I insulted my stepdad when i was 6 and he called me a mistake lol. My stepmom lied to me and i tried to assault her but she dodged. I might kill them both. I’ve never hated step parents anymore than i have these lol. Android is behind the ios updates. They beat ios at the halloween update by like 2 days but thats the only update they got first. But before that one, they barely had gotten the update with part time jobs and the generations. And i think the heirlooms but i’m not sure. One thing for sure, ios is many updates ahead. Not trying to sound braggy, i’m just saying.

Hope you're feeling better. I'm kind of sick my self but getting better eventually. When you said your first victim I knew it was going to be me. I started laughing. The thing is I'm taking a chance on my will because I'm not sure if I could play as my step child was hoping that if I die before and she's old when I tap to play as her character I would give the money to her daughter my step grand-cdaughter but she just finish high school. This is why I hate using this feature. Well if I outlive all of them then I could always play again as a new character and try for the writer job and pop kids like rabbits. This time around I didn't buy a mansion I bought the farm if I'm alive and the price goes up to like 10 million I'm going to sell it and make a profit out of it but not likely. Today I got a stupid heirloom. Another worthless teddybear. I tried to sell it once but no one wanted it as expected so I scrapped it. The thing with the haunted houses I know every time I age up how I'm famous I would hear the tiny sound for when you get a pop up but dam it in the night time its unexpected I hear the ghost sound or some time I heard some kind of screaming thing I really almost threw my phone. Immediately I sold the house the same year. I will probably buy it around Halloween time but no. In real life I stay alone in my house with my mom coming down on the weekends and sometimes I would just hear random things move in the kitchen and I know its the wind or what ever so I have enough of that to deal with in real life. Lol.

Ug I hate those things. If I tap on return the insult or ignore them 50% of my fame is gone. Well the good thing is I made a 6 million dollar profit on one of my mansions. I remember buying it for 12 million and when I sold it I got 18 million for it. Now I own the folly castle home. So 100 years and still going. Hundreds of people coming to my house parties and still either someone overdosing on drugs or the neighbours complaining. One of the option is to kick out the person who overdosed. Never did that. Wonder what will happen if I do. I just take them to the hospital. Oh and I got a 2008 cotchella ticket stub worth $2. That always gets sold for some reason. I'm $2 richer now. I keep doing lots of plastic surgery to avoid going to the salon each year but some times when you keep doing all the surgeries over and over there will be a point that you can't do them no more. I did lots of lipasuction and when I tap on it now I can't do it again so I'm stuck for botox for now.

Yeah I'm getting better. But how do you get rid of the ghosts? When I tap on exorst them or what ever I have to pay money and it says its unsuccessful. Because if I could get rid of them in one go I don't mind buying the houses but to hear that sound effect in the night time, no deal. I keep moving around my will but hoping it works out because my real daughter adopted a 2 year old and I'm hoping that when I die she's still alive so I could play her character and give the money to my granddaughter.

Well I never got this heirloom before and I have no idea who or what it is. Charlemagne's crown worth $30000000. The condition is 89%. Selling it now. Oh my its the best day of my life. I managed to get 47000000 for it.

This twisted life is over and what a life it was indeed. I ended up in prison at 105 years and immediately lost my fame. Same usual drugs stuff in the house and I didn't tap on argue with anyone. So got out 3 years after and got back the writing job for a different company with the salary of 1 million plus. Well here's the twist to it. Again living my life as usual hoping to die at any minute but at age 113 you're a famous writer and all that nonsense. What are the odds of becoming famous twice in one life. Well it never got up to 100% but I was still able to make some decent money and a weird thing is that one year I aged up and both my daughter and step-daughter died in that year of the same thing. They both had a stroke. My other daughter was in her 80's so even when the game ended for me I was going to tap on play as one of my kids but I didn't see that option so I just started a new life. I lived up to 119 and I died in my sleep. Nothing bad was said at my funeral. It just said that I could remember that I loved to throw a lot of wild house parties. My only daughter and grand-daughter and step-grand-daughter attended my funeral wich was everyone. The remainder of my family had died. This life I'm going to be good again but if I get back the writing job I'm going to cook babies. I'm a female living in L.A and my name is Abigail White. Now I'm studying political science so might go for the lawyer job.

Anyone else wanna join my Discord server? It can’t just be me and x2

How do I join? I just find it quicker to post the comments on here because the thread is somewhat active. Plus I type faster on my pc than on my phone and that's what I use to come here most or all of the time.

https://discord.gg/vHWUarB

Then I tap on the link it just says bitlife and nothing isn't opening up. its ok anyway. I still prefer to post the comments on here.