BitLife - Life Simulator

See I didn't think I had to do that because when I was born I had like 100 smarts and it didn't even go down at all except after reaching 18. Well next time will do that.

So I lost all my money in the casino and only once I tapped on hit me to place a bet. So you could borrow money from the casino if you want. Then I tapped on leave the casino. There were some options. I could either pay which I couldn't do or I could beg them to forgive my debt. I begged and they refused. They called the cops on me and I was charged for defrauding a casino and got 1 year. I'm out now but when I get more money wonder if they will let me in. Lol.

So after coming out of prison I worked and got money and when I went back to the casino that I owed the debt to, I got banned for life. Haha. Should've gone to the next one and do the same thing but then I wouldn't have anymore to go to. I got married to this crazy lady and everytime I lost my job she would argue with me and I argued back to her. Even before that I was going to give her a good wedding but anytime someone demands anything from me I'm taking the cheapest way out possible. So our wedding was at the court house and no honeymoon. It cost me $52 and that's what she deserved. She divorced me because she says I like putting ketchup on stake like go from here. Lol. I didn't hesitate to divorce her. We had 2 kids and she had so much kids from before. When I payed for my daughter's education her appreciation was like 20%. I was like ungreatful just like your mother. Fast forward to some years I sued for wrongful termination and won many cases. A coworker attacked me because he tried to hit on me and he got reprimanded by hr I sued him and he cried. Lol. My supervisor asked me to work extra hours and I refused and he called me a pussy. I lost the lawsuit and hr launched an investigation and I got fired. I did a drive by on him and he died. I tried to flee but they denied my immigration request so I tried to do it illegally. They caught me sneaking in to china and I co-operated with the police and got life in prison for murder. Did the usual stuff in prison and no one attended my funeral except my grand-daughter. My children couldn't be bothered to attend.

The letters on the street's mean north south East or west.

Yeah that's what it means. Like ne is north east. So the karma is like if you're bad and you meditate its probably your will power. At least that's my understanding. I can't really explain it properly so maybe someone else could. For the casino they don't ask if you want to borrow money. it just says bet and they have the amount layed out so what ever you want and keep betting and go more in debt. Lol. Then when you can't win and you tap on leave the casino then you will get the questions. When I was living in Pakistan my brother went to prison and I offered to take in his kid so yes. I heard that we could have visitors but I didn't find a way to use that. Maybe we have to write a letter to them asking them to visit.

Moopie, o ok.
at first i thought that but i was like, no, that probably isn't it. Thank you and ornella for answering that.
Ornella, o i thought that you had the option to ask the casino for money. How did you offer to take your brother his kid? Was it a pop up? Or was it an option. I've never had a family member go to prison before. I didn't know that the game did that lol. I wonder if we have a crazy stat. You know how when we meet someone to date or kook up and it shows their stats including the crazyness. Can we even see that? But on ourselves.
So far, working as a stripper has been surprisingly good lol. I'm making decent amount of money. I think its 70k a year. Anyway, I have this coworker who likes to pull pranks on me and i did one back to her. Tell me if this is bad. I pranked my coworker, Victoria, by offering her some reece's Pieces, Skittles, and M&m's mixed together in a candy dish. When it says mixed together, do you think mixed up? Or like melted and mixed into the dish? well, she found it offensive or something and she tole HR. And they launched an investigation. All for mixed candy in a dish. Lol.

I don't think it would be melted candy in a dish but if its mixed together that shouldn't be a problem. I mean like who don't love m and m's and skittles and reeses. That's like a chocolate version of a trail mix. Even if its melted together it may not be a problem because they all taste good. When my brother went to prison it was a popup and it asked if I wanted to take in his kid and I accepted. The same when my neighbor asked. It said that your neighbor has a kid who is very rude and out of control do you want to take her in or refuse. I definetly refused. We don't have that option yet for ourselves and not sure if bitlife will add it in. That would be a good idea though because if we want to make our self crazy there might be things to do for that to happen. I got a funeral ern and it was in really bad condition and no matter how hard I tried each year no one wanted it so I got rid of it. It was worth $1000. On to me now. They don't want to give me that bitlife job like ever. Lol. But it wasn't so bad because my next best option was a writer and now I'm famous. Traveling every year since I turned 18. Some new popups I found were my parents didn't like my first boyfriend and I wanted to get rid of him anyways so I used that as an excuse. My second boyfriend they disapproved and said he may not be my soulmate so I verbually abused them and then we got married and I'm pregnant. I had to mooch off of them for some time just to get enough money to travel but I want them on my good side so I might give them some money once and never again.

So I'm famous and this may not have anything to do with it but when I checked my social media status it reads out the usual thing but it says 1 million and some odd numbers drunk pictures then 7. So it looks like 7 drunk pictures got posted. How do we even get drunk pictures? Is it just random? I got a microphone that was used by Kanye-West as an heirloom. Got it sold after a few years.

Dm, thanks. I was wondering about that. Well I only went to the club once so probably I took out 7 drunk pics. X2, I have a crazy husband but I am yet to get the theft popup. When I married my first husband the one my parents disapproved my mom refused to spend time with me and I gave her money and her appreciation was like in the 60's. Anytime I give someone money in the game no matter who it is their appreciation is always in the 90's so she really hated him. And that's why I divorced my first husband because when I tap on make love he said the kids are sleeping then another year he said the kids are awake so like he don't want to and my enjoyment is lower than him and its never 100 for both of us. I'm surprised I got 2 kids out of him but I adopted 3 more. I wanted to adopt more but every time I try it says reason unspecified. I have no criminal record. I have so much money and every year I try to buy a palace they didn't have any. I had to wait till I was 50 and then I got one. I made 5 million profit off of my mansion that I finally sold. Opening the app for the first time lets see what I get. Yes sweet. 2 carrot diamond ring worth $15000. Just to add to my wealth.

The mansion that I had was 8 rooms and 10 baths. Now I have a palace and I can't remember how much rooms it has. I just put down my phone I will get back to you on that with the manor but I think its big like a mansion. I was able to adopt way more than 3 kids before so I don't know. A question. How do I gain followers real fast? Or if its not possible. Because I'm still famous and have like 25 followers but plenty people like my post. Do I have to post more than once a year? Well now it probably went up but I think I only gain 1 follower per year.

Is there a limit on how many people you can take with you when traveling? I'm not sure if this is a bug but normally when someone or a few of the kids say they don't want to go it would say so but for a few years I've only been taking my 3 children and my husband with me on trips. It never says that my step-children doesn't want to go but when my last kid turned 18 and moved out the 3 step kids started showing up an now going on vacations with me. Not sure if that's a bug. One time I spent 100k on a trip. Lol but I think I took more people with me back then.

I once again think of my staff who died at the age of eleven because of a desease and then next life he died because his wife punched his belly button and the last life, and this is why it brought back a memory, he had a good life until he wanted to go on vacation. His plane crashed and he died and he got so pissed that he deleted the app.
I love the fighting scenes because my staff died because his wife pounded his belly button but my ex sliced open both my brain and eyeball and I did not die.
I have never thought of the thing with children and vacation.

Lol tell that person its just a game. Haha. I know of people who do those type of things. My uncle was playing a game on his phone and it didn't go how he wanted and he threw the phone against the wall and it smashed in pieces. Its not an Iphone though else that would've hurt money wise. I never died in a plain crash before and I got the thing with the eyeball in school many times and nothing bad happened to me. I died by that punch to the bellybutton once as well. It was funny.

Remember to vote for bitlife to get the Golden Apple award. it’s a great game and the accessibility has certainly advanced a lot since last year. It honestly deserves the golden apple. Too bad it didn’t win last year

That's the first thing I did when I came on here. I think this year it has a better chance but I doubt many people on here play it just the few that come and post on this foram.

ornella, when ever i’m famous, i get tons of followers every year. but when i’m just a basic person, i don’t really know how that works. i always forget to post on social media except when i’m famous lol. i’ve never noticed about the kids and the vacation. usually it says if i want to take everyone with me. I do sometimes lol. Wow you had a good size mansion. My first mansion was 10 bed and 11 bathrooms. I would love to live in a haunted mansion lol. I wonder if theres any in the game. I killed my boyfriend lol. I gave him one more chance to touch me and he said no. His excuse was that he didn’t trim his bush lol. So i sold my house and performed a drive by on him. Now living in england. Both my parents are dead and my one blood brother hates me. Another thing i noticed, that my x step brothers have the same last name as my boyfriend. So i don’t know if they were related or not. And how did my car get from brazil to england? I could drive it and make repairs. The devs are working on the next update but i don’t know what the theme is. It said something about finland or something. I can post the link to there direct tweet here, if you want.
Sabrina, lol your staff died from a punch to the belly button but you didn’t die from having your brain and eye ball sliced. Thats funny.
Joel, to vote for an app, do we just comment on the post? Sorry if thats a dumb question, i just want to make sure.
So i don’t know if anyone remembers awhile back when bitlife said that they were going to merge with instlife. Well, i did some research and apparently instlife was like bitlife, except in 2017. It was possible to download it a few months ago but it got remove. anyway, i don’t know if anyone knows who bijuu mike is? He’s a youtuber who plays lots of bitlife and does challenges. Well, he did a play through for instlife and the app seemed pretty fun. But one of the things that stood out to me was the burglary option. It wasn’t a mini game like bitlife’s. I really liked how they did it and i think that bitlife should implement it for accessibility. So the way it worked, it’d ask you what kind of house you wanted to rob. You would choose the type of house you wanted. Then it would ask, how do you plan on braking in? And the options would be like go through the front door, break a window, or sneak around back. After you got in, it would say, you see a tv worth $2000. Take it, leave it, or escape. And the game would get riskier the deeper you went into the house, but also, the more expensive the things would get. The game would also tell you if you were born into wealth or not. I could post the link to the video where he played it. If anyone is interested.

So to vote, go to the pinned post on this site that says vote for the applevis golden apples or something like that. There are some combo boxes 1 for the best app of the year you could vote for that one if you like and then next is the best game of the year and when you checked which ones you want you tap submit and then you voted. I do it every year. When I'm not famous and the thing ask me if I want to join social media I just click yes and don't post anything like ever for that life.

Yeah. Well not really check the boxes you put the arrow on the one you want and select it. Make sure and double check it before submitting it. I've gotten that thing most of the time when I have male children. I leave it on. Now lets see what I got today. It won't matter because I'm so rich and I think I might lose my fame any time soon which don't matter still. A gas pump. I've gotten this many times before. Not bad. Worth over $2000.

I have often hated certain family members but now, I hate my entire family. Both my parrents married others and they were not kind and when they were not nice to me my actual parrents concern was so low. My sister and I always gets into arguments and ends up with one of us asaulting the other. I hope I die and that no one is invited to my funeral because they don’tt deserve my memory.
I love the fighting scenes. When the school update came out I was killed because a child attacked me with a pen. Five lifes later I got into a fight with another student who hit me with an effing machine gun and I did not die. I guess the pen can be more powerful than a machine gun. I love the save feature and am living one good life with a wife, five lovely children and an old mother and younger sister. The other one is where I hope I die and that no one comes to my funeral. I wish I could tell everyone that I don’t want the to go. I will just insult them all all the time until they won’t attend the funeral.

Ornela, I got it, I already voted, thank you. Lol your funny. When you said you leave it on. I’m talking about circumcision. How much money do you have? $2000 for a gas pump? I feel like i’ve gotten that one before when the heirlooms first came out but I’m not sure. I got a schwinn bicycle worth $350. Not bad, hopefully i can sell it. I think bitlife is coming out with another update soon because they posted it on there twitter. But i don’t know if they were asking people what they wanted in the next update. Or they were making people guess what was coming. The way they worded the tweet was a little confusing. And the replies people were leaving. So many people kept on asking for friends and friendship.
Sabrina, lol a pen did the job but getting hit by a gun didn’t? wow, forget gun violence and talk about pen violence lol. I like the multi life feature as well. If i get bored with one life but don’t want to get rid of it, i can just switch to a new one. I think i have like 3 lives saved.

I was now going to post about it. So the new update will be friends and of course the android users crying. Lol. I have I think 112 million and my fame is gone and that life is almost over. Didn't really get to play much yesterday and got to play a little today. You and I got the same heirloom. Mines usually gets sold but noone wanted it so I donated it. At 80 years old I divorced my husband who is the same age as my character and I came home to him having an orgy.

1, is the memory test is dooable somehow?
2, can we escape from the prison or start riots
3, can we rob houses, i fee like all of those are visual channelces

The prison riot was accessible but now its not. The others aren't accessible as yet and don't know if they will become in the future. Some people I think they found a work around for the memory test game but personally I don't use that. And the prison escape isn't accessible either.

Yeah I have so much money I didn't even care for that heirloom. Even adjusting the price it couldn't get sold so I donated it. It was in good condition. I thought they were going to put some Christmas stuff but the friends update I'm sure will be good too. I saw on twitter when I was reading the replies that someone suggested a hitman. If they put that in that would be a good idea but I think you would need to have plenty money for that because he not doing no crime for nothing. Next thing we die by him instead. Lol. I also sent them a tweat suggesting neighbours and some house party cinarios.

I'm like in my 90's and still traveling. I thought that I would've finished my game but I'm living forever in wealth. One thing that I've noticed and it probably could only be me but when I go on cruises, depending on the cabbin I choose it shows a different percentage of enjoyment. When I chose ocean view which is the cheapest, my enjoyment one time was 29%. When I chose the sweet its like in the 50's or straight up 100. If I chose a budget vacation no matter where I go its horrible. I've never been on a cruise before so in real I don't know how each of the cabins are or what they offer in real life other than the most expensive one I think you get everything you want. This time for an heirloom I got a 2010 Fiefa world cup socker ball worth $1000 and I got $970 for it. Not bad. My x husband wanted to get back together with me and his reason was that he is tired of being with all the hot women and now wants to get back together with me. I ridiculed him. A question for anyone who does this but if you do renovations on your homes how often do you do it? I sometimes do mines once every 5 or 10 years. I think the longer you wait you spend more money. I spent 2 million plus on my palace and the condition was 86% before.

Its weird for me to reply at this hour. Having a sleepless night. Its 5 am now but I was playing and it wasn't a cup. I got a socker ball. When I play the game I'm sleepy. I put down the phone I can't sleep. I was an adult when my parents disapproved of my boyfriend. I think its a random popup because I don't know what you need to have or do for that to happen. Thanks for explaining the stuff about the vacations. I haven't been fortunate to travel on a plane or been on a cruise but I've traveled on a boat just not a cruiseship. I remembered last year when bitlife brought out Christmas stuff. About the birth control, she probably kept it a secret from you because I did that once. If I had told my husband you would see it in the entry but if you keep it a secret there would be nothing. So she's trapping you to get her pregnant. Lol. You know if they bring out child support plenty women would so do that to make money. My palace was at 100% but after long years the condition went down so had to renovate it.

Dm, haven't gotten that lightening thing like ever. X2, I can't remember exactly when the Christmas stuff came up but it wasn't popups it was just entries. And yes now I feel like crap. I not sure if I will play today. I need a long sleep. Yes that would be great to hire staff for your palace and women would do that. Spend the money on themselves instead of the kids.

Dm, wait you mean like turn down the interview? I didn't know you could skip the interview. X2, I dated someone with 77% crazy and still haven't been able to get them to steal from me. I don't know what to do to make them more crazy. I wish we our selves could be crazy. Say if we go to the night club and do drugs we get high in the streets and do weird things. I got a kimono as an heirloom. It was in really bad condition so I didn't get it sold and I just donated it. First time getting that one. I don't really know how to describe my life other than to say it was luxurious till the very end. I even got married at 100 and I traveled and did cruises from the age of 18 till I died and still I haven't gotten that ribbon. At least I didn't hear the chime. I gave all my children money except my step children. I could if I wanted to but I would've had to go in the relations tab about more than 16 times. one of my husband died and his kids were in their 20's and I think he had 7 of them and when I got married again he had 5. All my children and 2 of my adopted died and I had to take care of their funeral expenses. One of my husband had plenty money and still he wanted to have his body donated to science so I did that and got his 100k. I died in my sleep at age 123 and 3 of my kids attended my funeral and none of my step and grand kids came. Nothing bad was said. I didn't make another life as yet but when I do this will have to be a slow life because its very close to Christmas and I have family coming in from new Jirsey so the only time I will probably have to play is in the night.

Thanks I will try that. I hope I could get to join a sorority or frat because I have no idea how to. They all slam the door on me.

Lol I will try that. I think one time I was 17 and dated a 15 year old and got busted for it. Can't remember if I used the dating app. Probably did.

Never got this birth situation before. I was born a male in seattle United States. I'm a bastard. So I think I'm going to be bad and make lots of kids and abandon or adopt them out. Lol. Probably will do lots of hook ups.

Well my life didn't go as planned. As soon as I finished school I tried to perform a drive by on my step mother and she saw me and called the cops. I was working in prison as a fruit-picker and saved up to appeal and lost it. I was put up for parole and lost my chance once but the second time I got out. I only served 41 years out of my 60 I think. This was also a first for me. My mom and dad refused to communicate with me when ever I sent them letters and as soon as I came out they died and I skipped my step father's funeral and my mom wanted to be buried and instead I donated her body to science. That's my revenge for her not wanting to write me in prison. My half sister is nice so if she dies before me I will attend her funeral. I'm working as a camera man. Lol. My real dad died while I was in.

Dm, really? I didn’t know that. I could never join a fraternity. I always get the door slammed in my face lol. And what do you mean by being successful? Like being popular? Omg. I’m a huge nerd when it comes to greek mythology. I know all the stories and gods and goddesses. So i’ll definitely get into that frat lol. Trying to be a pervert never works out for me. I try but i get turned down. Only if i’m famous, then i can be a pervert.
Ornella, wow your family is flying in? Thats cool. Have fun. Lol you made me laugh when you said that you donated your mom’s body to science, instead of being buried. Is it possible to be a fruit picker in prison? I don’t think they grow fruits in prison lol. I got scissors as an heirloom for today. Try dating someone with 85% crazyness or higher. Wow! 123? You lived a long time. Did you die famous?
So i gave my girlfriend genital herpes lol. She got mad and i argued back to her. Afterwords, i cheated on her for like the millionth time and found someone else. We dated for 11 or 12 years. And they weren’t happy ones lol. Although, she was down to have a 3 sum when ever. So i’ll give her that.

Well I don't know if they grow fruits in prison but I saw it and took that job. Maybe in real prisons have gardens. I'm actually back in prison for manslaughter. I got 14 years. My girlfriend chose to broke up with me because she said my head was to small. I assaulted her and she died. I'm good in there so I will be out soon causing more trouble. And no I didn't die famous. That greek thing I know nothing about so I may not get in.