BitLife - Life Simulator

X2 how did you get to join the clique? and how did you get to give your teacher a cake? Was in it the list of gifts? I know they said you could give the teacher an apple but I'm wondering if that's a play on words because never saw how to do that. Anytime you get in to a fight make sure and go to the school nurse. She will give you medicine. Not sure if your health will go up but right after go directly to the emergency room and the gym each year. I saw biju mike did a school review and he made out with his teacher well the character he played was female and got pregnant and then started dating him.

I have played a character that has only been doing the wrong choices. I bit my mother because I did not want vacination. Then I once again had mean parents and I wanted a Of course I insulted them both. I started school. That is a lot of fun. I insulted and messed with people and then I asaulted a teacher because she didn't like my behavior. I was sent to the headmaster and got suspended for two days. Then the same year I managed to get expelled and my parents were angry with me. So I started a new school. I did the same, to play hell with everyone and I got expelled. I argued with them again. Then, when I got my licence they did not buy me a car. The first thing I did when I turned 18 was to kill my mom with stairway to hell and then I performed a drive by on my father with a car I had stolen. I did not attend any of their funerals. Then, about seven years later I got cought but the lawyers saved me. Then I moved to another country far away from that insanity. And wow, I had a Swedish teacher at school because I was in Sweden.

Ornella, i just clicked the suck up option on mr. Semen’s name. It said, you gave a cake to your PE teacher, mr. Semen, on his birthday. I think it’s random. I don’t think we get to choose what we give to them when we suck up. And i think to join the popular clique, you have to have high looks. I joined them when i was in middle school. My looks were at 95. Butt when i started high school, they didn’t let me join. And i also think grades count, not sure. Now that i think about it, my popularity was at 0 during high school lol. So maybe thats why they said no. I went to from hanging with the popular crowd to nothing in high school. Really? He got pregnant by a teacher? How? Was he in high school? Or was he in college. I want to make/have a school baby lol. I hate the nurse. I went to her after a girl from the mean girls clique attacked me with a bottle. She hit my throat and she cut my stomach. And the nurse said i was fine. Let me attack her with a glass bottle, then let’s see if she’s fine lol. Did she give you medicine? Or is she like the witch doctor, giving you whatever?
Sabrina, i know how you feel. My parents hated me since i was 5 or 6. My sisters are the only ones who talk to me. I’m going to kill my parents. I asked them if they could pay for my education, and they said no. I also asked them for money, and they said they couldn’t help me. So back to hell where they came from lol. Have your parents fought with you when you insult them? Because i hard core insulted my parents and nothing happened. I want them to react lol.

The review I was talking about he played a female character but it was in university. You can't make out with your highschool teachers. In real life you could and go to jail but I felt that if they were to put that in people wold get mad and whine about it. For the nurse sometimes they say you're fine when you're not. and she gives medicine to make you feel better. I don't think its like the witch doctor. Everytime I insult my parents they don't do nothing about it. For heaven's sake my mom is a writer and so damn cheap. For some years she started giving me money but then she said stop asking for money. I won't kill her but I'm not attending her funeral and if she wants to spend time I will refuse. I won the lottery but its only 890k. I bought a town home because all the other options for houses they didn't have what I wanted and they were in bad condition so I chose a town home that was 97% so that's not bad. I tried to adopt a child but they said I couldn't because of age. I'm 19. Looks like I have to get married first. But I do already have a car and house.

I've adopted as a single character, I think I was 20-something though

It's a shame you can't kill the teachers, lol. My history teacher made me so mad, I complimented him calling him "great", I think, and he said I'm not supposed to compliment my teachers. I was in high school I think. I didn't realize you can click the teacher's name and see his/her profile, strictness, relationship, age, etc. Come to find out, he was old, he should have been retired, and he was super strict, so maybe that's why he was such a poop, lol.

Ornella, well, the nurse never helps me. Ever since the school update came out, maybe its because i’m a bad student? Lol. And you have a point. People would probably throw a fit if students had a relationship with there teacher in high school. Even though it happens in real life. And yay! My dad died! Diabetes did it for me lol. Man, i hated him. Now, my mom is left but she’s pretty young. But nothing that a gun and car can’t solve lol. The last time i adopted, my adopted daughter was so ungrateful. I gave her 100k and her appreciation was like 15%. I don’t think you need to be married to adopt. As long as you have a house and job. O and did i mention that i made it passed 18. Now i’m working as a fire fighter. I’m going to try to get the fire chief achievement. Can’t believe i don’t have that one.
Moopie curran, i agree. We should be able to kill our teachers lol. I hated my teacher in my previous life. You can also click on a students profile as well and it will tell you there grades, popularity, clubs and cliques, etc. I wish we could fight with our teachers lol. I would fight all of them lol.

So remember I said I was living in England. My boyfriend broke up with me because I made him sign a prenup. The thing I don't understand about that one is yes I have close to a million dollars and he has like a little over 100k and that wasn't good enough for him. I insulted him and left the country. So now in Mexico, I met this guy who doesn't want to make love to me unless if I gift him something and spend time and all that. I have one child with him and it took a lot to get that one child out of him. Lol. I thought well if we get married I won't have to do much but he also refused to sign a prenup and I let him go. Now I met another guy and he doesn't even want to do anything. I'm like I have 100 looks. What's the problem. Even now that I'm in Mexico it took me a year or two to get my house sold in England because I wasn't going to leave that there. I'm thinking of leaving mexico and moving somewhere else. Looks like I might have a child for each country. I working as a cameraman because I didn't get the lawyer job given that I studied political science. Didn't get to go to law school. And I payed $8000 for a tiny house.

Lol omg. So guys from different countries didn’t want to have a kid with you? Or any other type of relation? Wow, that’s crazy. So were you born in England? Or did you move there. And I would think that anyone would want to marry someone who has $1 million or so lol. I would lol. How old were you when you gave birth? I got my girlfriend pregnant at 17. I’ve been with the same girl since I was 10. Talk about being together forever. I don’t think I’m gonna propose to her lol. Just to see what she does. Oh, that reminds me, is England expensive? I was planning on moving there but just want to make sure I have enough money to afford it. anyway, back to you, sounds like the BitLife love goddess doesn’t like you lol. I hate when you can’t sell your house. No matter how hard you try. It took me five years to sell a house and it was draining a lot of my money. And yeah, Mexico is cheap, the cost of living I mean.

I left Mexico and moved to Ireland. Now life is better there. Married for 11 years now. Its not hard to have relations. Lol. And altogether I have 8 children. One of my kids asked me to pay for their university and their appreciation was so low. These ungreatful children. My husband is nice to me. I got a bike and a cumpus and I sold them and got money for it. The bike was 350 and I got 317 for it. I got 28 for the cumpus. Not bad. I scrapped the unlucky dice and teddybear and alarm clock.

Omg finally! Applevis was down yesterday and my phone started acting up and wouldn’t open my safari. But i fixec it now. Luckily i’m subscribed to this thread, so i get emails when ever someone posts. Anyway, enough about me. Were you born in mexico? And wow 8 kids? The most i ever had was 11 but only because i needed The fertile achievement lol. Other than that, i’ve had, i think was 5 or 6. I hate when your kids ask for something and you give it to them and there freakin appreciation is low. But then again thats how kids are in real life. I’m still playing as the rich fire fighter. This life might take me a little longer only because i have so much money that i don’t know what to do with it lol. Any suggestions would be welcomed on what i should spend my money on.
This thread lost a few comments. We were talking about part time jobs before the website crashed. You said to cut out my wife out of my will and leave only my kids lol. And thats what i’m going to do lol.

Starting a new life and am going to try to behave a little. My parents are fifteen years old which has never happened before. That is cool. I ate mashed avokado or whatever and to make mommy happy. Lol.
For some reason when I plan to behave I don't and when I want to live crazy I do the very oposite. But I like this character.

Yeah I realized it was down.
Anyway the most I have ever had is 13 kids.
I just ended my life with lots of stds and that was because I wanted to be able to do the legacy thing.
The job recruiter rocks. I try to get carieers. Got a rare heirloom today but only worth 1000.

Yeah the site was down yesterday and the thread lost a few comments. So I will repeat if I could remember. I was born in England then moved to Mexico and now settled in Ireland. I don't think I could have any more kids now because I'm 50 but now I have 9 I think. And yes the life is better but my money is being eaten by what I'm not sure. I'm not in debt or anything but still. My job is a senior lobbiest. What ever that is. Lol. Some of my kids didn't go to colledge. They just moved out and started working. That writer job isn't really popping up for me these days. I want to try at it again some time. And I'm working one part time job as a collection specialist so I don't go to much in debt. If I do I might sell my 300k car and probably buy a cheaper one or none I'm trying at the lottery but not winning. I don't want to do the casino because I might looze everything. Sabrina I never had parents that young before. I think the youngest my parents wer 17 and 18.

Okay, adopted a girl. Two years passed and I wanted to do something with her. We hadn't argued or anything and she refused to do ANYTHING.
Oh and I am actually living a very nice life. I almost got to jail but I am rich so haha. Working as a dental hygienist.

I got so pissed I abandoned her.
I have the bitizenship thankfully. Got it early on when most things you did were shots in the dark.

Sabrina, 13 kids? That’s not bad. I know people who have had 100 kids. I don’t know how they did it but they did it lol. It was hard enough for me to get 11 kids, I can’t imagine myself having 100 kids. Imagine the debt you would be in lol. Ornella didn’t you try the hundred kid challenge? Same here. I got the bitizenship when BitLife was barely accessible. And I will never adopt ever again. Unless I really have to. Like if my partner won’t give me a kid. Anyway, every time I adopt a kid, they’re so ungrateful. When I was a famous author, I gave my adopted daughter 100K and her appreciation was at 5%. I even bribed a college official to let her into college, I paid them 16,000. And my real daughter was so appreciative. She died under a bridge. Ever since that, I hated my adopted daughter lol. The wrong one died. And then I adopted another girl my previous life, and she tried to fight me and she was only six. And of course, me being the bad parent, I fought her back lol. They took her away and I won the case against me for child abuse lol. I also abandon my real son one life. He was so ungrateful and rude and disrespectful. I should’ve put him up for adoption. And wow really? Your parents were 15? The youngest I’ve ever gotten was 18 and 19. The weirdest one I’ve gotten was 18, my mom, and 66, my dad.
Ornella, so you moved twice and lived in three different countries in one life? That’s not bad. I thought you got a whole new character when you said you move to Ireland. But now I see what you mean. now I remember, is it the same life that no guy wanted to have relations with you? No matter how hard you tried. A lobbyist deals with corporations and the government, I think. Lol not sure. Wow, a car that cost 300K? What kind is it? I have a yellow Cadillac but it was only 82,000. Is it a Rolls-Royce? I think I’m gonna quit being a firefighter. I’m not getting Any closer to being a fire chief. I think my smarts are too low. And my mom, who I hate with all my being, works at the same place as I do except I think she’s a promotion or two away from being fire chief. Unless she’s already fire chief. I have to check again. I’m 26 and I’ve been with the same girl since I’ve been 10. I yelled at her for Trying to make me buy a house. She didn’t leave me, she still with me. I bought a luxurious castle, so take that my current girlfriend that I forgot the name of lol.

When I tried the 100 kid challenge I only ended up with 23 kids. That was a while back. Can't remember how that turned out but I failed at that challenge. I only bought the bitizenship this year because my credit was low. I know it was cheap last year but I'm already getting my money's worth. I've gotten one like that also. My mom was 18 and my dad was 66. He didn't live long and I inherited over 100k I think from him. And yes its the same life I'm playing. Lol. Ireland the guys don't give me no problems. Even now I'm 50 and I want to do it its happening. And the enjoyment is always 100% by both of us. The car that I bought for 300k is a Ferrari 812 superfast. Don't quit your job as firefighter. You will get the firechief at an older age. Somewhere in your 60's I think. And if you don't get it in that game try at it again. Because one time I played it out and I didn't get firechief.

In real life 17 is legal but probably she was in to that or she thought he wouldn't live long so married him for money. When I get a job I don't really scroll through the list unless if I need to so never saw that. And some things just made me laugh out very loud just now. When I tap on make love my husband said the kids will hear me. The next year was ok. another time was he didn't want to do it because I asked in front of the kids. Lol. I wasn't mad at all. I am low on money but not in debt. I couldn't afford to pay for a few of my kids education so some of them took out student loans or moved on to something else. Wonder why the dad don't get to pay half of the fees for the children. They should really add that. And they should have the option for when we play and the parents refuse it should say that they couldn't afford to pay for their child's education to avoid being murdered by me. Lol. And if they just refuse because they are cheap well then I will kill them.

But if I'm playing as a good character I will always ask my partner to pay half the money towards what ever the kids want. So I hope they put that in the future. Oh and I tapped on make love again one year and my husband didn't want to because he needed a bath. Lol. I can't get mad at that. But if he says he prefers doing something else rather than I'm going to murder him. Lol. And all my kids moved out so no excuse. That life is almost over. I'm close to retirement.

No one seem to love me. My girlfriend doesn't want to marry me. She cheated on me so I broke up with her. She wanted to get t back with me and I accepted, without better judgement. My daughter has an aweful relationship with me. I gave her a dead flower. Hope she hates it, which she did because she started an argument. I hate them both. Reported my class mate because she hurt me and had taken drugs.

Kill all of them. Lol.

Is killing a classmate even possible? Now I’m curious lol. Or even killing a teacher? Now I’m super curious. Wow Ornella, your poor husband. Give him a break lol.
Wow Sabrina, that sounds like the same relationship me and my mom have lol. What did your classmate do when you reported her? And I agree with Ornella, kill them all lol.

When I red your comment I burst out laughing. Lol. I guess that's how I am. Always want to have relations till I can't do it no more. Lol. One time I was famous I kept doing it so much I was 100 and was with a 20 something year old woman and she got pregnant. I don't think you could kill your classmate unless if they attack you first being a bully and what ever random thing you do they might die. A Bully was attacking me when I was 8 and I lunged at him and he died. Never payed for that crime. Sabrina yes all the people who reject you kill them.

Okay, I started by strangle. Then I went on to my daughter. I did not stop there and the only one that survived was my sister and that was because I tried and it did not work. Once out of prison I will kill her too. lol. So I guess I have an empty funeral.

My life in Ireland is officially over. At age 72 I attempted to rescue a man who was being attacked by a gurilla which ended my life and I got the achievement what ever its called. Since ios 13 when I scroll down to the list of achievements its not reading the checkmark like it did before but I saw the gurilla thing move up the list and I heard the chime then died that's how I know I got it. All my 9 kids and 7 out of 10 grandkids attended my funeral and my husband of course. Lol. Now I'm playing this life in India as an accidental pregnancy which means its going to probably a speed game with me doing lots of bad things.

Lmao!!! Really ornella? You were 100 and the girl was 20? Omg you’re too much lol. I’m still laughing at the fact that you were 100 something and the girl was 20 something lol. How did that happen? You just did it and she got pregnant? Because I tried doing that when I was 101 or 102, and it said I was too old to perform lol. Really? You got the gorilla in the fist achievement. That one is a random one.
Omg sabrina, you actually did it lol. How do you plan on killing your sister?
I finally got the background vocalist job. Now i just wait for the fame. If it ever comes lol.

Lol I think it had something to do with the fame. Yeah I'm still laughing at that when you told me to give my poor husband a break. This life in India I'm just being really bad. I'm messing with one student all the time. One time I pulled out the chair when he was going to sit down and I shut off the computer when he was on it and he insulted me. I argued with the headmaster but nothing really came out of it. My character is 13 now and this girl asked me out so will see how that goes and I tried to join the cricket team but they didn't let me in because my grades were low. How do you get that up? because even in previous versions when I tap on study harder my smarts don't really go up unless if I go to the library. Not sure if I will stay in India or migrate to another country but at least I got to sell my road map. I'm only going to do the free lance gigs when I need to get a haircut or to use my money in some way.

I remembered you said that the public defender got you out of jail. If you could remember what crime did you commit? My life in India didn't last long as expected. When I asked my parents to pay for my university they refused so I killed my dad and got sentenced to hanging on my 21st birthday. I only had $41 to my name. Lol. No one attended my funeral.

Wait, how did you get the option to mess with a classmate? Was it a pop-up? Or did you click on messed with them. Lol he insulted you? That’s funny. If I remember, it was stealing cars. And I also think it was for pickpocketing. The public defender got me off four times in a row. I was so mad lol. Every time I argue with the principal, I always get expelled lol. And I hate that. You have to be 12 to go to the library. That was the same for me, I couldn’t join any clubs, only fencing. But then my grades were good enough for football but it said that I didn’t have enough time in my schedule. I think it was because I was working, I was in high school. how was India? Is it cheap? Since you said you we’re going to save money up for a haircut.

I forgot to ask you, how did you kill your parents? And wow, sentence to die by hanging? That’s pretty brutal lol. I forgot what country it was, but I was sentenced to died by beheading. I think it was Saudi Arabia, if I remember. And I think an inmate killed me lol. So did you die on your 21st birthday? Or did you die before that.

I tapped on mess with them. it wasn't a pop up. but if someone did something bad in class I would lunge at them. I did a drive by on my dad. He died but I got caught instantly. And india is very cheap that's why I don't like the pay rates. When I was doing free lance gigs the tutering paid $2. I think it cost $5 to go to the gym. I died on my 21st birthday. This life that I'm doing now I didn't get much time to play today how I was busy but I'm not sure what I will do but I'm living in the U.S,. My character is a male and I was conceived on a camping trip. Hate that. Lol.

So you weren’t able to kill your mom? Since you said you got cut for your dad’s murder. And really? Two dollars? That’s crazy. Lol I bet you’ve conceived some of your kids on camping trips, it just doesn’t say where you did it. Since you don’t want to give any of your partners a break lol. Are you going to kill your parents for having urges on a camping trip and conceiving you ? Lol.

Lol. I don't play every game like that. Some games I don't even sleep with my partner at all. I won't kill them unless if they are really bad to me. They are very rich so I want to see how much money they will give me. I think I'm going to private school will have to check back on that. Got a stupid alarm clock worth $8 which I might scrap because no one wanted it the last time.

I forgot to say that I think that they should have random things pop up saying where we conceived our kids if the character do gets pregnant. I remember saying in a previous post that I think they should let us choose where we want to have our kids or where do we want to go to have relations. Imagine being broke and your only option is under a tree. Lol. Just an example. Then for sure your kids would definetly hate you for real but that's if you don't have a house. I always think if we buy a house and we have kids that's where they are always conceived. They said we will have more options to spend money so I can't wait for that.

Oh yeah I do get pop ups like that but never got any kids out of those things and I never got the one on the roof top. They didn't say exactly what we would be spending money on but my speculation is on ouse repairs. I did tweat that to them some time ago that we should spend money on house remodeling and buying things at the mall. I didn't check the stats of my parents I just determined that by their jobs. my mom is a doctor and my dad does something in finance can't remember right now. but when they don't give me money I insult them then the next year they give me. and as the years go up I get more money from my mom than my dad. When I was 8 my mom gave me $65 compared to my dad giving me $4. The principal argued with me because I sucked up to her then I gave her a $5 gift and she refused it so like I wasted my money on nothing. I spend time with everyone each year but I don't and won't buy gifts for anyone until I'm 18 or working or when I could afford it. I wish if there was a faster way to do gifts instead of one at a time. I only lunged at a student who was being disruptive in class. Some of my classmates I just talked to them and they were nice to me. So I'm kind of good and bad at the same time. When ever I insult my parents they do nothing.

I managed to give my sister the stairway to hell treatment. Yeah my class mate lunged at me. If I could have killed her I would have. She was evil! Currently living a life in Denmark. Goes well, except my dad died when I was 13 and my mom when I was 20. There seems to be some bitterness between my sister and me, lots of resentment. If I feel like it I will electricute her. I have a nice lesbian wife and am planning on getting artificial pregnancy. I could adopt but they are often ungrateful.

This is amusing to me now and its kind of laughable. So I sucked up to the principal and his appreciation was 8%. I left a frapichino on his desk for him. I gave him a stick of deodorant and he gave me lunch detention. Lol. Then I gave all my teacher gifts like flowers but this one teacher I gave her a jar of mouth wash and she refused it and reported me to the principal which I got detention again. I was so bored for one year I gave all my classmate gifts but very cheap things. Their appreciation was very low as expected. Except for when the bitizenship or bitlife hoody came up their appreciation was high. I only did that for one year. No way I'm going to waste time on gifts for classmates. I tried to hook up with a girl and she rejected me the one year and I tried a bit harder the next year like I bought her something and talked and flirted and all those other things and she said she thinks she's a lesbian so I left her alone. I'm 15 and I already have over $10000 because I sold a skate bored and got $800 profit. I scrapped my alarm clock worth $8 is nothing to me. My mom likes me more than my dad. He hates me because he keeps getting calls from the school all the time and he's very cheap. When he don't give me money like I said I insult him and now I give him a gift that would make his appreciation go to 0. Lol. For 2 years in a row I've given him a key chain worth $5 and he quarreled with me for it and I argue back too him. My part time job I'm doing is a swimming pool cleaner and the tutering as the free lance gigs. Sabrina kill your sister. Lol. Artificial insemination is so expensive if you have to keep doing it or if it don't go right the first time. I think when I finish school I will use the job recruiter and take what ever I get.

I hate one of my sisters because I gave her something that was fine. I think it was an italian sofa. Then, she argued with me. I argued back to her. I tried to do something with her but she refused to do nything. I wish I had not emigrated after that because then I cannot kill her but the other siblings I have are nice and when they die, I hope Marleen Clein is the one who will die but my other did. I hope Marleen Clein dies a terrible and painful death because hate her. It would be cool if your characters could be adopted by parants.

Yeah, I killed my sister using drive by.

I am going to cause so much trouble. I want to get expelled, attacked, get in prison and do crimes when I have reached the age of fifty. I was consieved on my parrents honeymoon which is really sweet. They will hate me though because I am going to try to get expelled as much as I can.

where can I find the qleak thing?

That's a lot of fun and if you see a box of dead cockroaches give it to the principal. You will surely get expelled. In my next life I play I'm going to do bad things and skip school as much as possible. And act up and disrespect every teacher. Lol.

Here I have a sleepless night and am playing BitLife like crazy.
I have had five characters in four hours. They never got older than 20.
I have been wild and crazy, tried to seduce my teachers but either they were married or the wrong gender.
I had lots of fun insulting people.
I only got expesled once though. I remember once I managed it three times in elementary or secondary school.
I can still manage to join any cleaque but will keep trying.
Right now I am a man in Norway who is married with someone with my uncommon name. I will kill her.
I hope this life will last longer but on my list is to kill Sabrina; I hate her because she is not nice and every time we talk she argues with me and she hates my gift and after that I gave her one dead daisy the first year and then a box of cockroaches. She did not leave though. But she will die!
I managed to get a job as a background vocalist but that was right when I died so there was no chance to become famous.
Wow I think I have to calm down with asaults and insults. Whenever I insult a student he usually attacks me and if a teacher tries to repremand me I attack them and I go to the headmaster and oh, it would be so cool if I could attack the headmaster. Don't know if that option exists but will check that.

Lol you guys are making me laugh so much.
Ornella, why the hell would you get in trouble for giving a teacher mouth wash? And what principal doesn’t like coffee? Well, in my experience, all school faculty loved coffee. I’m talkking about in real life, of course. Anyway, i think thats dumb to get in trouble for giving mouth wash to your teacher She or he took it as an insult lol. My parents are the same. I insult them and they don’t do anything. I think my parents are broke. Well, my dad is dead. And i don’t know about my mom.
Sabrina, omg your pour loving parents lol. They conceived you out of love. You know now that i think about it, getting the naughty child achievement is now super easy. Since you get it when you get expelled. To get to the cliques, go to the school tab. Then go to the school, like high school, for example, and it should be the second option. It should be after activities. I think the cliques don’t appear until your in middle school. To get in certain cliques, you have to be in a club. Well, not exactly, it just raises your chances.
So i finally left my girlfriend after 20 years. We’ve been together since we were 10. I tried talking to her but she didn’t feel like it. So i insulted her. She attacked me with a sword. I survived. Haven’t decided if i should kill her or leave her alone. I wish we had the option to assault our partners and parents lol. Even our kids. Lol. I think we should be able to do more with our pets. Like take them for a drive or take them to a store. Speaking of drives, they should add a rode trip option under the vacation tab. That would probably be fun or a disaster.

No theres no option to attack the headmaster. That would be super fun. Wow! 5 people in 4 hours? That would probably take me weeks lol. How did you try to seduce your teachers?

I forgot to say that i really hope they do add a mall to the game. I would spend my money like crazy lol. Where did you read it? Did they post it on their twitter?