BitLife - Life Simulator

Have you been stocked before? I tried stocking one of my exes but I got a restraining order lol. Or have you ever been stocked while being famous? I honestly thought that was going to happen to me but nothing did, I was hoping it would lol.

When I was famous I only got stalked by a few of my x flings and I put out a restraining order on them. I think I got stalked by a fan and I called the cops on them. When I died I was only sent flowers and nothing else. Didn't say anything about fans missing me. The nightclub didn't even mention anything. In one of my previous lives the nightclub held a moment of silence for my death but not this one. And I only frequented one each year till my death. When you're getting very older you have to take extra care of your self to make sure you live as long as possible. So when I'm like 80 each year I go and take all the alternative treatments and massage. Yesterday in one of my short games I got the death penalty for killing my boyfriend because he cheated on me when I was in prison. But I was good in there so they revoked my death penalty and instead I got a life sentence. In another game I would've been on parole but like the stupid questions they ask for the job interviews I was denied so stayed in jail. This life I'm doing now I'm only working 1 part time job at a mall I think trying to get by. Living in australia.

I got that ribbon. I turned off the description so I can't remember what it said but 2 years after that I got killed trying to rescue a snake. And for working one part time job my whole life I was very rich. I only got married once and divorced my husband 5 years after and only got 30k from him but it added up. I only had to buy one more car and that was it. Wish if we could spend our money on more things and if we had plenty money in prison wish we could use it in some way other than bribing the guards. Maybe pay to have our family send us luxary items that we could probably use to increase our mood and feel better. Maybe pay for medicine.

So you did get flowers. OK, just thought it was me. Glad to know I’m not going crazy or feeling left out lol. I got the actor job. I’m currently a famous actor. This life was intended for the judge achievement, but I guess not lol. And I got the acting job right after I graduated law school. I’m still working on the 10 marriage achievement. Oh and OK good to know when i Made it to 119, I would meditate every year and go to the library. And would you do all the massages? Or just one? And all the alternative therapies? Or just one. And you got the snake snack achievement? That’s when you eat a snake. And when you think of part-time jobs, you don’t think you’d make a lot of money, but you actually do. It’s crazy how much money you can make within a few years of working a part-time job. And yeah, I know what you mean about the whole money thing in prison. It would be cool if they had a commissary option. Where we can buy snacks, medicine, etc. It would also be fun to bribe the infirmary. You could get drugs and sell them throughout the prison, that’s another way that you can make money in prison lol.
O and what I meant to say was mega centenarian, not super centenarian. Glad you knew what I meant lol. I went back and read that and was like, oops lol.

And I want to get stalked by a fan or an ex lol. I want to see what options it gives me, I would encourage it honestly lol.

I take all the alternative treatments and only do the one massage that highlighted at the top each year. Deep tissue. It also improves your health like if you have 99% health and you do one you feel better.

O ok good to know. I’m going to try that this life. Thanks for the tips. Let’s see how far I get.

X2 did you say it was only ingineering school it would take to get that job? I studied that but applied for the airline trainy and didn't get it. So now I'm doing the apprentice cameraman job. I'm not sure if that will promote me to acter. Have to get that ribbon anyways. And again with the crappy heirlooms. I got another seashell worth a dollar.

What ever that ribbon is called I got it. I proposed to my boyfriend and he rejected me so I insulted him and he attacked me with a sword then I murdered him. Lol. I hope the cameraman job gets me promoted to acter.

You have to go to school for engineering and after that, apply to graduate school. Then you can apply to the pilot trainee job after you finish grad school. And to get the actor job, you have to start off as a voiceover actor. That one isn’t like the porn actor where you start off as a porn cameramen. It sucks I know. I thought you had to be a cameraman to get the actor job as well. And I got the medieval attack when I first got the game, which was last year, my dad shot me with a crossbow lol. But that’s when the game was barely accessible and everything was unlabeled, so I clicked on insult him, after we had a disagreement and he got mad and shot me. But like I said, The buttons weren’t labeled so I did it by accident lol. But it got me that achievement, so I don’t mind.

Are the heirlooms randomly generated? Or do they go in a certain order? I have gotten the same heirloom over and over lol. I got a microscope Worth 1.5 k. But last time, the microscope was worth $10. I am still working on the 10 marriage achievement. I’m working on my fifth marriage. It would have been my sixth marriage but my fiancé wouldn’t sign the prenup and she left me.

I think they are randumly generated because I got the same ones twice as well. The seashell I got before I got it again yesterday I think. Today I got a road map of the United States worth $2 and I only got $1 for it. I will scrap my seashell because no one wanted to buy the last one and I don't think anyone wants this one. Its only worth a dollar. Well I have to do over the acter thing again then. I will just kill in this life and see what happens because my sister keeps arguing with me so I murdered her in the same year as I did my boyfriend who refused to marry me. For the marriage achievement you don't need to work so hard on it especially if you're famous. Most likely they will accept. If they don't want to sign a prenup then don't force them because you know that you will marry them and stay with them through the other year and then you divorce them the next year and move on again like that.

They probably are then. I got a road map of the US yesterday worth two dollars. I sold it and got two dollars. The most hi valued heirloom that has come into my possession was Thomas Edison‘s lightbulb worth 275K. I refurbished my find China set and nobody wanted it, so I just threw it away. And that’s a good point, I just want to finish as early as possible lol. I guess I am just impatient. And I want them to sign a prenup, that way I don’t have to pay, even though I make lots of money, i’m just greedy lol. Well, so far the love goddess is on my side. I just date any girl, but I don’t have to do much looking, I just ask out the first girl that pops up and she says yes. So I guess that’s why it’s also helping me. Now time to go divorce my 6th wife lol.

I think I’m gonna kill my parents lol. They hated me ever since I was 10. Just because I kept asking him for money, and every time they would only give me a dollar. And once I tried talking to them or try spending time with them, they would reject me lol. But they would still give me money, its one dollar lol. And I would insult both of them but they wouldn’t react to anything. Wish there was an option to assault a family member, that would be fun lol.

I was going to ask that same question. You could do it to your siblings but not your parents or even boyfriend. Else I would've assaulted everyone. lol.

So I finally got the marriage achievement at age 48. I divorced the 10th one as well lol. So I have two kids from my third or fourth wife and I had a conversation with one of them and we got into a disagreement, so I decided to insult him to see what would happen and he attacked me. He punched my mouth lol. And he’s only five years old. I’m gonna keep insulting him to see what would happen, maybe he might kill me or I might kill him lol. And I’m not gonna kill my parents, time seems to be doing it for me already lol. My dad died of a fever and I skipped his funeral, just waiting on my mom lol. I also forgot to ask, have you ever abandon or adopt out your kids? If so, what happens? Like does their name disappear from the relationship tab? Or do you go to jail? Just curious.

When I was famous I never spent time or did anything. The thing is if you know you are going to divorce them they will have to pay you. I never adopted out or abandoned any of my kids. Will try it out in a life and see. I doubt you would go to jail for that though. And damn another teddybear. Sometimes the little kids do things without you telling them anything. One time I was sleeping and my son squirted whipped cream in my nose. I grounded him. And some times the teenage kids too but I can't remember the incidents.

Saw the update. Oh and I was having a conversation with my daughter and we got into an argument so I refused to apologize and instead insulted her and she attacked me. I think I should kill her.

Actually, the new minigame is playable with a lot of patience. It's basically Simon, so you just have to do some trial and error to figure out what each button is, and then it works. I screwed up my smarts that way lol

Going to check it out.

Now I agree with Dm it is getting annoying when they bring out the mini games and its not so playable. For the intelligence as soon as I opened the tab I didn't even get a chance to find anything and I lost my smarts. Some it anyways. That game I will not be playing. For the other things I do like them. The cinarios some of them are more realistic. Now if you think you could murder someone and get away with it well think again. When I updated my game I was still doing my old life and about 15 years later they captured me and I was sentenced to death my electric chair for the murder of my sister. So good luck. The collectables that will be easy I hope. They just want you to work every single job for 20 years. Thought they were going to add more achievements.

So I abandoned my son. His name didn’t disappear from the relationships tab. Although, if you click on the name, there is a reconnect option. Should’ve given him up for adoption lol. And I haven’t checked out the new update, I’ll check it out soon. Has anyone added any scenarios yet? If so, how did you do it? I don’t know how to save it or add it to the game. Or are you supposed to share it with friends? And weren’t the developer supposed to fix the accessibility of the mini games? And I have never gotten a death sentence. I want to, I’ve actually been trying lol.
Ornella what do you mean by realistic scenarios?

Forgot to say that. Right after I downloaded the update I tapped age and my mom died from aids.
I killed my daughter. I strangled her to death! There you go for attacking me! She inverted my knee cap and that would hurt.
Afterwards I had a snake that basically sliced open my brain.

And I agree. They need to add more achievements. Unless new achievements are unlocked once you complete all 62, but I doubt it. They need to add more especially if they plan on coming out with big updates like they have been. Like one could be animal person, have 100 pets in a single life, or something like that. Or maybe have some related to work like fighting with your boss/coworker/employees, throw an office party, etc. Or one can be to kill the prison warden. And since this update is aimed at school, they should add some school achievements like teachers pet, teachers enemy, bully, popularity, submissive, etc.

I also forgot to say, since this is a school update, they should have the option to sleep with a teacher lol or vice versa. That’s something that would be really interesting to play out.

The cinarios I'm talking about are the ones that are created in the game. I didn't make any. The newest one I got in my old life was that my mom was wondering if I was gay or not and I could've argued with her or say that I'm not gay or something else. The other newest one I got was at the park to either jup in the lake or in a pile of leaves. I agree with your achievements. But the one with sleeping with a teacher I would want that for coming down to the end of high school and colledge because realistically is when those things happen.

Oh yeah, of course, thats what I meant. Sorry if I didn’t make that clear. It would probably start around sophomore or junior year of your high school career. Since most teacher student relationships occur like their sophomore or junior, definitely senior year. And college, well, that can start from freshman year lol.

How did a snake slice your brain lol. Was it a pet? Or was it just a random one? And if it was your pet, did you yell at it?

It was a pet snake and she killed my parrot so I yelled at her and she attacked me.
She had really high crazyness.

What the heck, why does everyone get attacked by animals except me lol. I’ve had snakes, cats, dogs, and other animals with their craziness at 100. I even yelled at them when they would do something bad, and they wouldn’t attack me, only one cat attacked me because I gave her a bath. But that was it. I’m just going to become super rich and buy a gorilla or lion or something with super high craziness lol.

I think you guys misunderstood. It’s the career update, not the school update. The school update is next

O yeah, you’re right lol oops. Well, still, they should add office achievements and school achievements when the school update rolls out like I said in a previous comment. Thanks for pointing that out though.

I hope they add extra side lessons and teen crimes. Like rob a convenient store or what ever young kids do these days. Lol.

Yes I agree. That would be really fun. They have relations with their teachers lol. Juvy would be so fun. Inmagine breaking out and being on the run lol.

I got four achievements. I got hero, actor, escape artist, and the marriage one. I was sentenced to die by electricution but I escaped to switzerland lol. And I had four Stds and I was spreading them like crazy. Like giving them to other people lol in hopes of getting the wicked ribbon but instead got the cunning one. How did you get the ceo achievement?

I think finance then business school and you should get it. I slowed down on the game for a little. I didn't collect any careers as yet and some of those ribbons I got but didn't get the cunning one as yet.

How in the whole world of fuzzy little baby squirrels did you manage to escape electricution?

Ok thanks I’m gonna try that.
Sabrina i escaped prison. I was supposed to die on my 70th birthday but escaped when I was 64. Once I got out, I sold my house, my stolen car lol, and I scrapped my real car because no one wanted it. After that, I immigrated to Switzerland, where I became a lawyer and settled down. But I died when I was 68 due to complications of old age. I mean, I did have for STDs lol. So I guess I was gonna escape the chair either way.
And just a sidenote, if anyone plans on emigrating to Switzerland, just know it is extremely expensive lol. To go to the gym, it cost $35. And a one bedroom and one bath house cost between 200 and 350,000. But they are in good condition, well, most of them, at least the ones I got. But for a one bed and one bath house, easily cost 18 to 30,000 in the US. You do get paid more out there but only because the price of living is pretty high. My salary was at 225,000.
I forgot to say that I hated my son so much that I abandoned him lol. He was only 16 when I did it, he was really rude and disrespectful. So after I died, I became him and I ruined his life lol. I cheated on his wife and gave her chlamydia. And he died at the age of 42 from a cocaine overdose. That’ll teach him not to mess with me lol. Although, I did get the academic ribbon, I didn’t have to do any work lol. Now playing as his son leading a good life. I’m trying to get the doctor achievement.

How did you escape prison? Did they fix the mini game? Also I'm not sure if anything has changed with this update but I remembered getting a toaster then I tried to sell it and no one bought it. The next day when I opened the game it disappeared. Now I'm living a kind of sped up life and I only collected one career so far. The grocery worker or what ever that is called.

I like what they did with the vacation now. So depending on what you do will determine how much you enjoyed your vacation or not. I went to vagus andI took a picture of some art and my enjoyment was 78%. Then I got killed by a car. I called the cops on someone who was smoking in an unprohibited area and the car hit me and I died. Before I sued my friend for agrivated assault because I disagreed with him and I got my $100000 payout.

No they didn’t fix the game. I had someone sited do it for me lol. Since that was like one of their first achievements, so I just asked them. I wish they did, it would’ve been a lot of fun. And I just noticed the careers, i’m gonna check them out after I post this comment. What do you have to do? Like what do you mean by collect them?
And the vacation? I haven’t checked it out, I will soon. And are they budget friendly now? Or what. Like for example, if you’re rich, you get the vacations that are expensive. And if you make a decent amount, then you get vacations that you can afford? And I sued my friend. I held an intervention for him since he was abusing heroin and he attacked me lol. I sued him for 10,000. But the thing I didn’t like and didn’t know was that if you win the lawsuit, the lawyers take out what you owe them. For example, I hired the most expensive lawyer, which was 6000, so I only got 4000 back from that 10,000 since they basically took it out.
Have you gotten any of the military achievements? I’m actually going to do a full military life this time. Since I didn’t get excepted into medical school.

When you work somewhere and the time is like 20 years you hear that chime like when you get an achievement so that means you collected a career. With the vacation I think its the same way in cost I didn't pay much attention so I will have to check up on it again. And yes that's what they always do when you sue someone that's why I go for max payout. You have to think about how much money the lawyers going to get so you will know if its worth it or not. I didn't get any military achievements as yet. I deserted them after some time then I got captured and I even resisted arrest. Lol.

Well, now I know lol. Next time I’ll sue someone, I will sue for the max. And yeah, I saw you have to work 20 years to get the career. I went through the entire list, I think that’s all the careers that the game has, because I remember seeing all of those before. And if that’s the case, they only have 144 careers. And I did have a vacation. I went to Venice, Italy. I chose the economy travel. When I was there with my family, some Chinese tourist asked me if I could take their picture and I did. But the enjoyment was only 77%. So maybe if you take peoples pictures you don’t enjoy the vacation as much lol. Or if it’s random. Or if you ignore people‘s request, I don’t know. I’ll have to keep messing around with that feature. And I’m serving in the Navy. I don’t know if there’s a general or admiral, since those two are achievements, but we’ll see. I’m gonna try to desert the military in another life lol. And I resisted arrest when I was caught for my moms murder, like after 10 years lol. I think that’s why I didn’t get an option to hire a lawyer. Either that or because I was a lawyer, either way I was found guilty.

I forgot to mention, so basically with the careers, that’s another form of achievements? Or is it just me. Even though the careers are easier, in a way. What do you think?

I am going to once have my staff try to escape for me.
I have a girlfriend cheating on me and instead of breaking up I cheated on her and she broke up with me and I insulted her.
I think I will kill her.

Had a botched breast augmentation and I sued the one doing it and she broke down in tears. I shouldn't have done that. lol

I think its another form of achievements. Now I'm doing the lawyer thing again and I got fired from my first job because my superviser keep asking me to work extra hours for no extra pay and I keep saying I can't do it and then when I was asked again I insulted and I got fired. Now I have the same job at another law firm. I would've had 6 kids but now I have 5 because I took my whole family on a vacation somewhere and my one year old son died in a plane crash. Now I have 4 girls and 1 boy. I can never have twins. Don't know why. Only once in the history of this game I was able to have twins. I'm living a good life popping out kids like rabbits and buying only my kids gifts till they reach the age of 18 and my husband is inlisted in the military. But the vacation I went on was so darn expensive. Lol. I chose first class for 6 people and I payed about 69k. Those things that they ask to do I don't think it affects your vacation. Its just random things. You're either going to enjoy the vacation or not. I could be wrong. One time a pop up said I forgot to pack under-wear what would I do and I chose to buy some. But when I checked my money I didn't see any go down. I had the same amount.

When I ruined my sons life, I slept with a girl until I got an STD, and I gave it to my wife lol. Sabrina, next time your partner does that, sleep with someone until you get an STD and give it to your partner. When I gave my sons wife an STD, she tried assaulting me but I dodged it. And I’ve never gotten a surgery botched. Only once, but that was before the lawsuit was added to the game. I want to see how much I can get from a botched procedure lol.
Ornella lol you forgot to pack underwear, that’s funny. And maybe they are random, just like everything else in this game. And yeah, I kind of figured they were another form of achievement. That happened to me as well, my supervisor asked me to work nine extra hours for no pay and I insulted him but nothing happened lol. And a plane crash? How come nobody else in the family got hurt. And I’ve had twins before. But only like three or four times. I’ve never had triplets though. And have you gotten the fertile achievement? That’s when you have 10 kids in one life. That’s probably going to be my next achievement, not during this life though, I got a vasectomy because I only wanted three kids lol. And wow! 69K? Last time I paid 73K for three people on a trip to France, and that was first class. Business is more expensive, I think it’s the most expensive out of the four. And you’re probably right, you either enjoy or don’t enjoy their trip. It would be cool if they added the option to convert our currency into other currency. For example, if we move to Europe from the US, we would get the option to convert US dollars into euros and vice versa.
And has anyone lived a life where you don’t have a house, car, job, lovers, etc.? Basically, you just click the age button and take whatever the game throws at you. I’m curious, which kind of ribbon you would get.

What would be considered completing a full career? Like you stay in that occupation until age 65? Or until you retire? I’m curious. If anyone knows, please share.