BitLife - Life Simulator

Ornella, lol your head was to small? Why would she leave you for that. Wow, i haven’t killed someone by insulting them after they break up with me lol. It’d be cool if we can have more than one partner at once. Like cheating. I know we can do that already, but if you start dating someone else while with your partner, they leave. We could have a love triangle. Or a love square. Or a love whatever lol. What the hell. He charmed his way into your mother? Thats a little to honest lol. So thats your dad. The sky diver instructor. Since he was the last guy who was inside your mom.
Dm, o shoot,the winners are announced today? I didn’t realize that. I really hope bitlife wins. Not because i play a lot or anything, but because it could make them realize how important accessibility is. Even though they’ve come a long way by making the relationship bars and other things accessible. And like ornella said, hopefully they change up the burglary and other mini games, accessibility wise.
I got fired from a job because they said i don’t go to enough funerals. Lol. That was a dumb reason. So i sued them. And won. I got kind of bored with that life, so i started a new one lol. This life i’m going to try to be a famous singer. My parents divorced when i was like 5. My mom married my step dad who was in the marines and had 94% money. I think she likes military guys because my dad is in the navy. I decided to call my new dad, dude. He pranked me by saying i’m invisible. My mom didn’t care. O my sister got pregnant at age 14. I don’t know if thats possible for us. My step brother married my dog and had a baby with her lol. I added my dog to the game. So far, no luck getting the backup vocolist job. I’m refreshing the list every time to see if it pops up.

Maybe she hooked up with all the instructors there. LOL JK. I refresh the list like 10 times to see if the background vocalist is there, but nothing. So I just got tired of it and took the foot model job. Do you know if being a model can get you famous? I wanted to be a singer because I named this character, Holly wood. And I was born in Los Angeles. LOL. I did that on purpose. You have to go to school for engineering to get the pilot job. And I think you also have to go to grad school. Since you joined a frat house, can you do any activities within? Because with the cliques, you can’t do anything. The only thing you can do is just drop out. And I got an Atari 2600. And it’s only worth $28. So I guess it’s OK.

Ornela, when you say skipping interviews, what do you mean? Like job interviews? Its a foot model, then a hand model, then a catalogue model, i think. for a mortician, i think you would have to study biology. Chemistry if you want to be an embalmer. Since they deal with chemicals and stuff like that. So did you ever get the pilot job? You said you forgot to go To grad school but like i said, not sure if you need that. I was just curious. I haven’t had pudding in a long time. A christmas party? Was it for work? When ever i talk to my kids, the effectiveness is always low, never above 10. Wow you did something right for your daughter’s appreciation to be 89% for school lol. I got a funeral urn. Lets if anyone wants this.
Moopie, i got that one time. I attended an elementary school named squarepants elementary school. And of course the principal was spongebob himself. And gary the snail and squidword were teachers lol. Then in middle school, i had mr. krabs and sandy as teachers. The life i’m currently playing, my dog is my sister-in-law. Lol. My brother married her.

Interesting. And why do they hire you without an interview? Just because you join a frat house? I need to try that sometime. I haven’t been able to join a fraternity or sorority ever since those were available in the game. So I am a lingerie model LOL. I think the order goes foot model, hand model, catalog model, lingerie model, and runway model. All different types of models at the modeling company. I am not famous. Hopefully this job will get me famous. So my mom died and I donated her body to science. That’s what she gets for not doing anything about by stepdad pulling pranks on me. One time, when I was a teenager, I think 14, I had some friends stay the night and he left his penis pump on the living room floor. Lol. like who does that. Especially when he knows there’s going to be a group of girls staying the night. Also, when I asked her for money, she only gave me four dollars. That’s another reason why I donated her body. But in the end, I got 8000. Which I used to make myself look hotter LOL.

O ok. I see what you mean. Since you say that your smarts are good, you can try for the pilot job. I am a famous supermodel. I didn’t think I would gain fame from doing modeling. Every time I do a nude photo shoot, my dad argues with me. I just apologize to him LOL. Thank God my wretched stepdad died. I skipped his funeral all together. Also, my 12-year-old nephew died and I was in charge of the funeral. Like why couldn’t my brother handle that. It was his son after all. I donated his body to science LOL. I think bedrooms and bathrooms make a difference when it comes to the houses. I have a haunted castle that is nine bedrooms and eight bathrooms. I threw a house party there and only 215 guests showed up. I also have an equestrian property that is nine bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. I threw a house party there and 420 guests showed up. The cops showed up and I argued with them. They found people using laughing gas at my party. But since I’m rich and famous. I got away with it LOL. Have you ever bought a haunted mansion or seen one? I really want one. Also, I’ve been meaning to ask you, do you have the witchcraft achievement? The one where the witch doctor cures your disease or whatever.

Ornella, wow! You did something right to be in bitlife’s good graces lol. Hey, who cares how you look. Thats why you have money. To make yourself prettier lol. I know, my baby was taken from me. Wait, how did you get arrested by dating an underage person? If you were 17. Your considered a minor. Well, in the US you are. What country did it happen in? No only the US and canada have frats and sisterhoods lol. $500? For a haircut? Wow, like you said, might as well cut your own hair lol. Time to invest in some hair clippers. I wouldn’t mind clothes at all. Actually, i could go for some designer clothes like gucci, louis vuitton, chanel, versace, and much much more. Lol now i’m getting carried away. But i agree about wearing clothes to improve our looks. I hate the interviews. Even though i haven’t failed one once, they make me nervous lol. 27k for an exorcist? Thats not bad at all. Well, then again, you live in france. Everyone at the work place are hypocrites. They expect you to be cool or have there back when they get in trouble or do something stupid. But when we do that to them, they get there panties in a twist and report us to hr. I got 2 christmas related scenarios so far. One was when i was a child and my mom brought out a big dish of colorful and sweet christmas cookies. I forgot what the options were but i chose the one in a shape of a christmas tree. I forgot what the other one was about. Lol souds like santa was trying to be a ho ho ho. Lol.
Dm, so i got curious about what you and ornella meant by people whining. And wow. You guys weren’t joking around. I found some threads, i won’t say names, but they were just, wow. Forget netflix. the real show is on here. Lol. I didn’t think people would act like that. Especially in the blind community. And no you didn’t come off as aggressive.

O canada, your favorite place in the world. Lol. I still don’t get why you would get arrested since you both were minors. And its pretty common for people to date at that age. People younger than that date. Lol now i’m just overthinking it. Anyway, santa whispered something in your ear? Lol talk about creepy. Were you sitting on his lap? And were you a kid or an adult. Sorry for all the questions, i’m just curious. I’m a curious person lol. Theres a new episode? I’ll have to check. Lol o god, when you said meg and santa in the same sentence, i started laughing. I’m wondering what she got into now. Yesterday, i was watching the one where meg falls in love with brian and kidnaps him. I don’t know if you’ve seen that one. In fact, i’m going to watch it after i post this comment. Yeah, i just started laughing as well when i was reading some threads. Lets see what i get today. A china set? Really? No one ever buys this. O i almost forgot to ask you, have you ever said no when it asks you if you want to vaccinate your child? If you have, do they get more sick? Or is there health poor. I’ve always said yes to vaccination but i was just wondering.

Lol omg so you were an adult. At least it didn’t happen while you were a kid. But still. Well yeah, thats true. 18 is a legal adult. Lots of places let you do certain things from 16 or 17 and up. To do all, its 18. Of course, i’m speaking from the US point of view. So don’t quote me lol. I don’t know how it is in other countries. O ok i was wondering if you would have problems with your kid if you didn’t vaccinate them, health wise. I got my baby taken away in prison. I gave birth there lol. I just had the baby normally but it didn’t say that the guards took him away or anything like that. Me too. I’ve watched every episode countless times. So i watched the new one and omg meg is a mess lol. Now i get why you were laughing afterwords. Stewie also made me laugh when brian told him about what happened to meg. And the part he asked for a new dog . Lol.

Wow! 13 bedrooms? I know in real life there’s houses, or should I say mansions, with way more bedrooms, but I’ve never seen that many in BitLife. I’m going to look for a palace then. I want to buy the biggest house possible. LOL do you want some Christmas joy from Santa? Write him a letter, JK. And he sure did bring Meg joy in a good way LOL.So I think the Friends update is coming out soon. But Bitlife just rolled out the generations update for android yesterday and I got bored, so I started reading the comments. Just to get a good laugh lol. Since you know, iOS and android are always at each others throats.A lot of people were saying that it was going to come out on the 21st, which is this Saturday. Which to me, seems unlikely since it’s the weekend and BitLife usually rolls out updates during the week. I mean, I could be wrong but given their track record. Also, have you heard of a game called Alter Ego? Well, someone tweeted at the developers saying that, alter ego is better than BitLife. Since bit life is random by chance and you don’t know what to expect or something like that. Also, alter ego is imageless so it makes it better. That’s what the tweet said. I started laughing at that. Whoever plays alter ego and thinks that’s how life works, then they don’t know what life really is. Yes, some situations can happen but in that game, everything is to be expected. Where as in BitLife, you don’t know what’s going to happen and everything is random. Which, that’s how life works. I’m not saying that alter ego is a bad game because I’ve played it before. The first few times playing both genders was pretty fun, but after a while, it gets really boring and repetitive and you know what to expect. Again, I’m not bashing alter ego or anything, just comparing the two.

I’m still looking for a palace. None has popped up yet, but i still have hope. I bought another manor on the same street as my previous haunted castle, which i sold. I think its on the same street because it has the same street name as my castle did. Wow, you have some strong feelings towards that game lol. Of course, its your opinion, i’m just saying. But i get where your coming from. I think i still have it on my phone, i should delete it. Lol you got fired for reporting your supervisor for stealing staplers? Which belong to the company? I would’ve sued my job for that. Lol what the hell is a driggle draggle? Thats a funny word. I think i called my mom that when i insulted her at the age of 6. They should have a vengeful ribbon lol. I would definitely get it. Considering the fact that i can be to vengeful lol. I got a stupid movie camera worth $22. I have lots of heirlooms and there piling up cause no one wants them. My coworker pranked me by putting a cut out behind the bathroom door and it said that i almost had a heart attack lol. I started laughing at that. My son called someone a moron in school and i had a talk with him and his receptiveness was 79%. Which was a first time that i got one that high. Do you know how to increase your net worth? Do you have to buy cars and houses? Or just have lots of money. Do you know how that works?

Yeah, I know that they take money out to maintain. I can’t sell my houses, they’re big and beautiful. I like them big lol. I have three properties, two manors and an equestrian property. And they’re all above 3 million, I mean their value. So if I wanted to make a profit, I easily can. And I hate how we can’t take care of our cars. I really wish that we could paint them. That way we could buy the car we want and paint it the color we want. And try to make it last as long as possible. In real life, I know someone who has a car from 1958 and it still in good condition Believe it or not. I’m pretty sure he had more than a sample of her cookie. LOL JK. I’ve gotten that one before as well. And I was in Canada. I’m pretty sure your stepdad is also sampling your mom‘s cookie. LOL. I don’t know if you noticed but if one of our parents remarries someone then divorces them, were still in contact with our step siblings, if we have any. One time, my dad married my step mom, who is 10 years younger than me, and a year later, she divorced him. Anyway, when I went to the Relationships tab, it’s said ex step brother. Like it would say their name and then what they were. Has that ever happened to you? I forgot to say that when I was in middle school, My friend asked me to skip school with her so we can go mail letters to Santa. I said yes. Also, the paparazzi‘s are weird. I got a pop-up that said, while using the restroom, a paparazzi begins taking pictures Of your exposed parts. I think I called the police. If I’m going to be exposing my goodies to the world, I better be getting paid. LOL. No one gets this show for free.

Lol well, i have horrible timing because your post was 6 hourrs ago. I had a busy day today. I haven’t gotten any christmas popups like that yet. Maybe because i’m famous? I don’t know. O yeah, now that you mention it, i don’t see our x step kids when we divorce. Omg yes, i agree with you about the cops. One time it said that i saw someone being cruel to a dog, what do you want to do? So i intervened and the person assaulted me. So i decided to call the police and they said to stop wasting their time. I also hate when they arrive late and don’t catch the person in time. Has that ever happened to you? Not just famous people, regular people own guns as well. That would be nice though. To own one or some type of weapon. Like a taser or baton. Now that you mention about owning a gun, where or how do we automatically have a gun when we perform a drive by? Like think about it. Man i hate celebrity feuds. An actor and writer insulted me during interviews. I returned the insult and my fame dropped to 50% lol. The other one i just ignored it. I wish we can interact with other famous people. Like hang out with them, be in commercials with them, and invite them to parties. O and date them. In real life, famous people don’t date regular people. They date famous people. My husband is a real estate agent. I don’t know why he went to school for chemistry since he didn’t end up using his degree. I want to date someone as famous and as rich as i am lol. If i have expensive taste in cars and houses, my men should be expensive as well lol.

Well, thats true. If you were rich, we could own anything. O yeah i agree. I wish we can hire body guards. That would be fun. It’d also be fun if we could sleep with our guards and cheat lol. Omg you’ve been getting some really good heirlooms. I got a stupid seashell. I think the bit gods are doing this to me because i have lots of money, so they think that i need bad heirlooms. I feel like if you return the insult in a feud and your fame goes up, then the other person isn’t well liked. I’m not well liked lol. Because i lost 50% of my fame. But i got it back up to 100 but it took a while.

I got you. I posted the update already. I can’t wait to play and find new things. OMG yes tell me about it. I hate adjusting the price as well. Before it was easier, well I think it was. It was a take it or leave it type of situation. Then people tried to lowball you. One time I tried to sell one of my houses for 280,000 and someone offered to buy it for 258,000. I was like, get out of my face LOL. I still have a huge pile of heirlooms just sitting there collecting dust. Haven’t decided whether to donate them or scrap them. After you updated, did you lose your character? Like did you have to restart all over again.

ornella, I’ll probably just donate them. Thanks for that. Oh OK, I just wanted to make sure it doesn’t reset your character. Remember with the school update it reseted your character so you can experience the School update. I think that’s why they reset it for the update. O ok I was just wondering if they did the same for this one. It’s updating while I am typing this. Can’t wait to play. Yeah, I kind of figured you were busy. Really? How did you grab items? When you say swipe, what do you mean? And yeah, Instlife had a better burglary option, accessibility wise. It would ask you what kind of house you wanted to rob, what way you wanted to go in, and it would tell you the items you see and how much they were. And there would be two options, keep going or escape. And the deeper you got into the house, the higher the risk was of being caught. But also, the more expensive the valuables would become. I mean, BitLife can still leave the games how they are but they should also have a way for the app to Tell whether someone is using Voiceover or not. I don’t know, just to make it fun for everyone. And I feel like if we wanted them to see a tweet like that, they would have to be following someone. I see a lot of people tweeting at them and they reply. And who is your new friend?
Moopie, let’s see what kind of mischief your custom characters Get themselves into lol.

I fell asleep playing lol. Just woke up, i’m going to finish my game. Yeah, i played with the burglary option yesterday and i got lots of things but like you said, its the exit that we can’t find. I’ve escaped but only because i either got chased by a dogg or the owner comes home. Maybe the prison riot might be a little easier. But then again, its like a snake. You can’t run into the guards, chain of prisoners, or the walls. But who knows, i might have to try that. Wow you were 3 and made a friend? Hopefully it lasts. I got a new popup, well, i think its new. My friends at school dared me to ask out a girl and i did. But she turned me down lol. I got a kimono for today’s heirloom. I don’t think i ever gotten that before.