BitLife - Life Simulator

I was sick from crupe or what ever that's called. But I think I'm cured of it now. I have sicosel disease. It don't matter because my mom especially is a dam hoe. Well at least I insulted her and called her a hoebag. She had another kid. It wasn't from my father was a random bumble hook up. I aged up again and she had another kid from another random bumble hook up. I got expelled from primary school because I insulted the principal for attacking my teacher because she said something to me. Can't remember what it was but I attacked her and was sent to the principal's office. And in my past life I don't know what a hippo was doing at a funeral but I know I was getting that achievement. I was living in Denmark then. Now I'm in England. Oh and one of my cats died by peeing on an electric fence. I was like stupid cat.

So either this is a bug or my parents are really cheap. I have another life living in Pakistan. I'm 3 years old and have ecoli. I tried to treat it and when I tapped on doctor nothing is happening. I hope it gets cured when I aged up. I backtracked in the log to see if I was missing something but my parents are both in their 40's and both are working so I'm not sure what's going on. Now to the short life I had. I insulted my parents every single year till I reached 18. I stole a car ended up in prison for 3 years. Got out stole another car and killed my mom and got the life sentence. What ever pop up came my way I either fought with prisoners and I insulted them too but when I insult anyone most of the time they don't say nothing to me. Especially my parents. I could've lived longer but died from the sicosell disease at age 35. Before that a prison guard gave me some drugs and I took it. Then someone gave me cocaine and I took that to. I thought that was the thing that killed me but no. No one attended my funeral. It said that I was an unruly worthless person thatI killed my mom. Something along those lines. This life I was conceived on a camping trip. I don't know how I will be but I don't want to live in Pakistan so I might just age up and what ever comes my way just deal with it. I checked again and I don't have the lion tamer achievement as yet. Oh and I snitched on another prisoner and the guards yelled at me.

Basically we have to figure out what they added and the only thing they said is that we could have multiple lives at once. So if we start a new life our lives are automatically saved.

So far this is what I have figured out and I'm sure there's more. If a family member goes to jail and they have kids you will be asked if you want to take them in. I did and it was worth it because I paid for their colledge and they were very greatful. When going to the doctor you could now see their reputation. Obviously the one with the highest reputation will be able to cure your sickness if its even curable. Some new popups. I think you could have people visit you in prison but not so sure about that as yet. I've being good. Living in America and the government forced my mother to give me up for adoption because she was an unfit parent. I think that's new. Haven't noticed anything else as yet so will continue to play. Oh and I'm an accountant. I'm so young and making over 78k.

Finally getting a chance to get on here. I had family over yesterday and stay the night since it was Thanksgiving. I Played yesterday but a little bit today. I’ll play for sure after i post this comment.
Ornella, lol I started laughing when you said your mom was a damn ho. She sure did sound like one though. Wow, you had an adventure in Pakistan LOL. I remember my first ever life, I was conceived on a camping trip. That was almost a year ago. Really? Your cat died after peeing on an electrical fence? That’s sad but funny. and I didn’t even know that a bit life came out with a new update until today. I saw it on their Twitter. I was so surprised. Since we recently got the office update last Monday, I think. They said something about Black Friday? At first I thought they added stores, which I was super excited but I don’t know if they did. Haven’t had a chance to open the app and check it out. I just updated it not too long ago. I just saw that they added multiple life slots, which sounds pretty interesting. I’ll have to try that out. And the thing you said about the government forcing your mom to give you up, that one is new. All the ones you mentioned are new. And I’m excited to try them out LOL. I’ll post if I find anything new.
Dm, finally we have the option for funeral planning. I’ll probably plan a bad funeral for my mom LOL. Just because I feel like it.
So I’m still playing the life I got yesterday. Where I was born in Miami. I went to school for computer science and became an app developer. And I’m working at BitLife LOL. Yes, they added that. So I am a bit life developer. Actually, senior app developer. What else, oh, I’m gay LOL. Haven’t got that in a while. My dad also married my stepmom and her kindness was 90%. Which was the first time for me. I chose to call her mom. And my mom married my stepdad who was 83 years old and she was in her early 60s. I think she married him for his money LOL, even though he was broke. And he died two years later. Ornella, my dad died the same way your dad died in a previous life, he died from AIDS. So I don’t know what he was up to LOL. That’s about it as far as interesting things are in my life. Oh, that reminds me, did anyone get an heirloom for today? When I open the app earlier, I didn’t get an heirloom. So I don’t know if it was just a bug or what. Since I‘m gay, I’m going to adopt a child and see what kinds of pop-ups I get, now that we have a new update that we have to find new things.

So I adopted a four-year-old and our relationship is at 9% LOL. I tried to have a conversation with him and it said that he didn’t want to. So I insulted him. It’s said that I called him a dickhead lmao. I was like, why would I call my four-year-old adopted son that, he doesn’t even know what that means. I’m just going to keep insulting him to see what happens. Maybe that’s why no one wanted him, he seems like the type that will hate me later on. I should just put him back up for adoption lol. My dad died of complications. What’s cool is that now it tells you what your loved one wanted when they died. For example, when my dad died, it said that he wanted to be buried. And they have options now. They have bury, cremate, taxidermy, and donate to science. They all cost money except donating to science. I chose to bury my dad, it cost $8000. I wonder if it tells you your funeral plans when you die. Or if it tells you what you wanted when you died. For example, it’ll say Something like, you wanted to be cremated But instead you were buried. Or you wanted to be donated to science so your body was. Something like that.

Dm, yeah yesterday when I posted about the update I didn't want to be spammy so glad you caught that one about the funeral. The weird thing is when I was living in the US both my parents died in the same year and they didn't say what they wanted so I chose to bury them. In real life in my country we don't do the last thing mentioned. Taxitermize or what ever its called. First time I'm hearing about it. But if any of my family members are mean to me I'm going to skip it all together or if I'm broke pay $0 and donate their body to science. We don't have the option to plan our funeral. X2, I got another popup about a neighbor having a 5 year old kid and she can't take care of her because she's really mean. I refused the kid. Its not my family member so no also your kid your problems. Lol. I found a condom in my bathroom from my husband cheating on me so I divorced him. I had a cancer and it was cured after about 20 or more years of treatment. I lived up to 116 years. I was rich from the accounting job but I got richer from 2 botched surgeries winning a lawsuit twice for 2 million plus each. Note that even though a doctor has a high reputation your surgery could still be botched. And I suggest if you have low looks and you want to do operations go for the ones that gives higher looks so you won't need to do all if its possible. The tummy tuck gives from 60 to 80% looks. I thought the would've added new stuff in the activities tab but didn't see anything. Now I'm living in Ecuador. Never lived there before so trying it out and yes I got an heirloom for today. A fountain pen. Oh and yesterday I got an origan trale dvd or game disk worth $4. It was in really bad condition so I donated it. I have a step father with 24% kindness. He's so dam broke couldn't afford to take my mom on a honeymoon. I'm going to insult him if we cross paths.

For my cancer I treated it every year till it got cured. The weird thing about that is when a new doctor showed up on the scene I payed a lower price and it was finally cured. I'm working as an electrition. Got fired because I was falsely accused and I was supposed to tap on a lawyer and made a mistake and tapped on public defender. When I appealed I got out and got another electrition job. I'm in my late 40's and haven't gotten married yet and not sure if I will because when I ask them to sign a prenup they refuse so I just let them go when they want to leave. This one guy had 95k and still he refused to sign a prenup. Maybe it was because I had over 200k. When my mom died she wanted to be buried so I did that and when my stepfather died I skipped the funeral altogether. I didn't cross paths with him but he didn't have money to take my mother on a honeymoon and had low kindness. I won't waste a cent on him. Same for his children if I outlive them. I thought they would've added the option to buy stuff for our kids like a car or houses but haven't seen that. I was expecting engagement rings but still no. And glad they changed up the things a bit for the house parties. The police hardly shows up now even at a small house.

I love the update. I had a son that was a disappointing failure and he choked on a corn dog and I decided to just watch. I have never gotten that thing with the kid but hope I will get that soon. I am currently a voiceover actor. Aiming to be famous.

Hi,
I keep trying to get my characters to be voiceover actors, but they never get it. I even have them major in arts, nope, no luck.

Ornella, that is weird. A doctor that charges less, fixed your cancer. And a doctor who charges high, couldn't cure it. I hate when that happens. You click on the wrong option. Last time i did that except i was buying a house. I meant to click, buy with cash. But instead, clicked, apply for a mortgage. I'm not going to get married. Only because i don't feel like dealing with that lol. I skipped my stepdad's funeral. I have a step brother. He's my step mom's son. But i'll go to both their funerals because my step mom has 90% kindness. And my step brother is actually nice to me. I was hoping they'd added stuff to buy our kids things. Like you said, a house and cars. But no they didn't. Omg i should throw a house party. Haven't done one in a while. And i got a bigger house, so will see how many people show up.
Sabrina, lmao!!! you made me laugh so hard when you said you watched your son choke on a corndog. Lol i'm still laughing. YOur to much.
Moopie curran, sometimes the arts major isn't performing arts. Its graphic arts. VO doesn't say which arts is which. Maybe thats why you don't get the voiceover actor job. Have you noticed any listings like graphic designer or animator? Thats what usually pops up when you go to school for graphic arts.
So i put my adopted son back up for adoption lol. I insulted him like 5 or 6 times but he didn't do anything. I even got us a bigger house. Its a 3 bedroom and 2 bath. My last house was 1 bedroom and 2 bath. O wait. I think i know why my son hated me. I don't have a car and i'm 42 lol. Oops. Sorry son. Well, its to late, he's gone lol.

I think its a random thing but make sure the character has high looks and popular. Like always post on social media. I got a thing for my electrition job where a co worker I hated was going to touch a wire that could shock him and probably result in death. My options were to record it watch him or warn him. I was being good so I warned him. I noticed that for the work popups if coworkers anoy the hell out of you and you try your best to ignore them you don't get fired. The only way reporting someone will work is if someone does something that will affect the actual work. Example one of my coworker took my notepad that I was writing on and threw it in the trash and I reported her to my supervisor and she got reprimanded. Wonder if there's a way to make someone else get fired.

Darn,
I really wanted him to be able to be a voiceover actor, so he could be an actor. The character I'm playing now is someone named after my favorite actor right now (I won't mention his name here), anyway, I made him major in arts hoping I could get him to be a voiceover actor and be famous and kind of close to the truth, lol. Instead, he's a dental hyginest and a valet. Anyway, he has about 10 kids. I might make him become a serial murderer or something (the real person who he's named after does tend to play more of the hateful criminal characters, lol).

Share the name with us. lol. but you could still possibly get the voiceover acting job if you age up each year and keep checking the list. I once played my character like a Charley Sheen. Drugs, sex, having kids with different women, diseases all that. Even involving the police. I tried to get the airline captain job but stupid interview gone wrong. Question was what's your favourite type of cookie. I chose chocolate-chip. Like what's wrong with that.

My drinking days are over. Lol. So now they made it that anytime you drink any alcohol you become addicted to it and the reason is because of the new popup. So if you don't go to any AA meetings you will get a DUI. It doesn't matter what option you choose you could still end up in jail but I never stayed in jail because I had good lawyers. The sentence is 1 year in prison for DUI. Even if you are treating it and you age up the popup would appear before you could go to a meeting. My life I bet was normal. Never had kids or was married. No one came to my funeral and I lived to 99. It said that I was a mooch but I only asked my mother for money once. This life that I have now is in my favourite country of all. Canada. I was conceived after my father's condom broke along with 3% smarts. I'm going to be really bad in school and anywhere I can. Doubt I will live long though. I will ask my parents for money and if they don't give me any will insult or murder them.

Funny - I was having trouble getting the Voice Over Actor job, as well, but I finally got it last night! (Before hand, I'd sometimes see the job on the list, but I'd not get an interview, or they'd say I wasn't qualified, etc.)

This time I had a character that was born in the US and had 99% Looks off the bat! I thought - "perfect, this has to be a good start for a potential actress". I don't know if it helped, but I had her join clubs in each of her schools (middle and high) that, to me, seemed to hint at "acting" (I believe it was Drama Club in middle school and Cosplay Club in High School). I was sure to "Study Harder" each year, and she got asked to be Vice President/President of each of her clubs eventually, so that was encouraging.

I didn't even bother with University this time and checked the jobs - sure enough, Voice Over Actor was there, and I got an Intreview/got the job! She didn't get famous until her mid-30s, but now her Famous percentage is up to 100%.

Her husband got kind of mad at one point when she did a topless/nude photo shoot for a magazine, but hey ... it jumped her fame like 20%.

Funny thing, she met her husband at the Gym when she was just starting out. The guy had 100% looks and not very much crazy, so I was like "hey - this guy seems like an actress' husband." Once we started dating, he immediately asked to take her virginity ... which was an odd one to me (I seem to remember it was usually a popup like 'Is it OK that we start having sex?') Either way, I said 'yes', and, this is the fisrt time it happened, but both of their "enjoyment" percentages were 100%. And she immediately got pregnant. Damn, must have been some good sex, apparently!

Then, despite her being pregnant with his love child, he refused to get married at first. Later on he proposed, though.

Whenever I choose to do the "Make Love" for this couple, however, it is always 100% enjoyment for the both of them, and she always gets pregnant! It's bizaare. I've never encountered a couple where it was always 100% enjoyment/pregnant right off the bat.

I am still working on this life, though, so not sure how it will end for her.

The life I had before this one actually became a Porn Star, funnily enough! He was born in China to 2 15 year olds at school and was born with 0% intelligence/smarts (!) and maybe like 50% looks. I thought "man, you dumb - I have no idea what I am going to do with you?" Idid join the Chess Club and Book Club in school to raise his smarts ab it and he, surprisingly, managed to get a scholarship to University. I had him major in Dance for the LOLs.

After he graduated, he became an Interior Designer/Senior Interrior Designer. I got bored with htat job, though, and asked a job recruiter what would be good - and he suggested the Porn Cameraman job! I thought: "well, how fortuitous!"

He was a famous Porn Star for 20-25 years, actually. He also had an arranged marriage, which was a first for me. He lost his fame, though, when he was 55 and was "forced out" of being a Porn Star because he apparnetly didn't have it anymore, which was sad. I could not keep the fame up afterwards, though.

Surprisingly, even though he aws a Porn Star, he had real trouble with fertility with his wife. He managed to get her pregnant once with many many tries, then I had to do IVF to get him a 2nd child.

His wife later divorced him and took half of his fortune (he made quite a bit as a Porn Star) and her reason was because he had a small penis! I was like - dude, he's a Porn Star ... he couldn't have that small of a penis! Haha. She had acutally tried to divorce him a couple years before because he said "bro" too much, but he begged her to stay and she stayed.

Because it was an arranged marriage ... no prenup ... so I was forced to pay her $1.5 million.

So my Boyfriend killed me. He stabbed my throat LOL. My sister, my boyfriend, and nieces and nephews didn’t attend my funeral, even though, I gave my gay nephew money and gifts. When my stepmom died she wanted to be cremated but instead, I donated her body to science. We had an argument before she died and she insulted me, that’s what she gets. I also let my stepbrother choke on a hard-boiled egg LOL. I just sat there and watch, I wanted to see what happened. When I died, it said that I was traumatized after being attacked with some scissors. Which I guess is true LOL. I killed my fiancé and my boyfriend. My fiancé didn’t want to sign a prenup so to hell he went. And I killed my next boyfriend because he stole $3000 from my account to take his friends to a concert. And I told him to give it back and he told me, that I Shouldn’t be leaving money around the house. Like what the hell. It’s my house, he wasn’t even living in it. To hell he went as well LOL. After I put my adopted son up for adoption, I couldn’t adopt anymore. It said that the reason was unspecified but I knew the truth LOL. Has anyone tried the multiple life slots? If so, how do you use them? Oh, also, if anyone’s curious, you know how there’s ribbons and 2 of them are mystery ribbons, well I got one of them. One of them is the teammate ribbon. Now I am playing a character born in Orlando. Which isn’t that far from where I was born in my previous life. I was conceived on my parents honeymoon and we have a pussy cat LOL. Bit life’s words, not mine. Ornella, I’ve gotten that pop up where you’re an electrician and it says that you see a person that you don’t like who is about to touch a live wire what will you do. I always let them touch it LOL. I think the last time I recorded it. In one of my previous lives, I got a coworker fired. I was working on a big report and he put his bare feet on the table. I don’t know if you ever gotten that pop up where it says that you smell a Vinegary odor wafting your way. You look over to see that your coworker has taken off his/her shoes and socks. Something along those lines. Anyway, I reported him to my supervisor and he got fired. That’s what he gets LOL.

Lol you making me laugh. I got the thing about the vinegar smell. I reported the person but my stupid supervisor told me to get back to work. When I playing either character most times our enjoyment is 100% when having sex. Sometimes its in the 80's. But some of those popups are making me feel to throw up. Like the one that says my dad's been drinking my breast-milk or what ever. I got that when I was a baby. Same thing at the café. You saw a woman breast-feeding a child appear to be 5 years old. I dashed out of there. Another time I got one that said I injured my overy's while masturbating. I could go on and on again but I will stop. I've used the multiple life slots but don't think I will use it again. Its just like anything go to the main menu and tap on saved lives and which ever life you want to play tap on it but you have to be 1 year so that the life could save. It will automatically save on its own. So with out ending that life and if you tap on new life the life that you didn't finish will be in the saved slots with the name of the person. If you could remember how did you get the teammate ribbon? This life in Canada I said I will be bad but I'm good and bad so how ever it happens I will go with the flow. Nice start to the week. Got a 2 carrot diamond ring worth $15000 when I was 18 I sold it for $18000. It was in good condition so didn't even need to do any free lance or any part time jobs. Might join the military as well and if I get a mine or what ever its called I will just close off the app and play like that.

Thanks for that. When I make another life will do that. I didn't get any of the military jobs because I'm dumb. Lol. When you're trying to drop out of high school you may not be able to anymore. I tried and it said you need to be at least 17 years old to drop out in Canada. I almost dropped out of school but aged up and I was out. I think I lost my job because I was a photographer I think. I violated my restraining order that my x put out on me. He broke up with me because he thinks I'm hitting on his friend. I should've begged him to stay but instead I insulted him. We have 2 kids together so was trying to get him back. I did plan a wedding but he has a little more money than me and he didn't want to sign a prenup. I don't have enough money to pay for a lawyer so will be in jail for a year. I tell you Canada sucks big time and in real life I want to visit there. One other thing I got was I injured my fist while having sex. It took 5 weeks to heal. I was a female in that life. I didn't even want to think what I was doing. Lol. This is one of the things I hate so much. It would say for my birthday I wanted a laptop but instead got a toothbrush. Got different things like that. So the absent with out leave is that I have to be addicted to alcohol while working in the military? I'm trying to understand what it is. The reason why you may not be getting heirlooms sometimes is because you have some saved games and maybe its not going to the current game that you have opened. I'm guessing I can't prove that for sure. I really prefer to have 1 life at a time.

OMG so my mom married a 28-year-old Insurance guy or something. His name is Irwin balls. LOL. And he couldn’t afford to take her on a honeymoon. he has 23 kindness and 3% money. This guy is broke as hell. I decided to call him guy LOL. Well, after I got the pop up asking what I wanted to call him, I got another one that said, your step father tells you there’s a box of donuts in the kitchen but when you check it’s full of celery, what will you do. So I lunged at him. I busted his ear and I bit his nostril. Now I’m glad that I broke my moms freaking sex toy LOL. OMG, maybe that’s why she found herself a man. She couldn’t afford another sex toy. She hyphenated her name. She is now Alissa Marshall balls. She’s Mrs. balls. LOL.

You're making me laugh so hard with that one. Lol. Thanks for explaining about the absent with out leave because I've already had a successful rehab achievement. Its not a birthday popup. Its like one of those entry things that you would see when you age up. Just like how you would see that I hurt my self while having sex. It took 5 weeks to heal. Something like that. Plenty times I've gotten one where it says I wanted an I phone for my birthday. Instead I got a paper -weight. I got the one about the sex toy except that my mom was married but it said parent's sex toy not just mom's. I lied about it. One thing I was hoping that they would add is if you have kids and your partner separate that we get the option to bring the man or woman up in court for child support. But it real life we may not make plenty money from that because when I hear about child support cases its outrageous. They make the guy pay next to nothing.

I almost got the app developer job and when I said I heard about it from a hiring recruiter I got turned down. I joined the military and gambled once in the casino and was addicted. Went tu luxury rehab and got it cured so got the absent with out leave ribbon. Will have to do over the military thing again to get all their achievements remaining. The funny thing about that is that when they fired me I got another job as an internal auditor and the same answer I gave in the interview for the app developer I got this job with it. Hate job interviews. My mom bought an old car for me and I asked for a more expensive one and she called me an ungreatful knuckle dragger. Lol. I laughed at that one. I insulted her.

I forgot to mention that now it doesn’t tell you if you inherit money from a parent or not. Well, it still does but it’s different now. Before when a parent would die, it would say something like, your dad died of natural causes. And next to that it would say, inheritance 200,000. Now, you don’t get the money unless you go or if you plan The funeral. My dad died and he wanted to be buried so I buried him. After I clicked bury him, it said that I inherited 296,000 from him. I was like yay. But now we have to go to the funeral to see if we inherit money. I could be wrong, so feel free To correct me. That’s what happened to me, it may Or may not be different for anyone else.

You're right about the inheritance. But I could be wrong about this not sure. my mom didn't want to buy me the car I wanted and she wanted to be buried and instead I donated her body to science. It didn't say if I got any money from it. That's what she gets for not wanting to buy me a good car. Plus I went to private schools so how couldn't she afford to buy me an expensive car. The absent with out leave was easy though. I bet twice in the casino and then I got addicted to gambling. Well I won both hands. Then when it was cured then I got the popup thing about being absent. This week is good for me but don't want to jinks it. Already opened the app for the day and got Andy Ruries junior boxing gloves. Not sure if I spelt his name correctly but it was worth over $2000 and I got a little over $3000 for it so not bad.

I haven't tried the military since my last go around when I kept getting those assignments with the Minesweeper mini-game that seemed inaccessible (I could not figure out how to even try to fail at it - did not see naything to tap on when I was swiping. If anyone knows how to actually try that?) If you say you do not want to do the assignment, you get forced to it anyhow. The only option then was to basically abandon my post, which was essentially quitting the job.

I may try it again, but I'm still working on getting through my Movie Star life. She is in her 80s now, but recently got pushed out of her "Lead Actor" job because she would not have sex with her suprevisor (I am guessing that was the reason, because I turned him down ... then I immediately got let go for unspecified reasons.) I managed to get a 2nd Lead Actor job after that, but after 3 years the female supervisor tried to sleep with me, too, and I turned her down and got booted again. Then no more of the actor jobs would hire a 80 year old lady. So I keep her fame up with posting on social media, etc., and such.

Its easier now to get that particular achievement but what if you just want to drink and have fun. Lol. Now you can't do that without being addicted to alcohol because you might get a DUI if its not treated or cured. Which brings my question. If you're addicted to gambling but don't really go to the casino after you were told that you're addicted and you don't go to rehab what will happen? I might test that out in another life. This life that I have is almost over anyways. I'm close to 80. Don't have any kids of my own and I divorced my wife because her friend told me she had her picture on a dating site. When we were married she demanded that I sign a prenup. She had more money than me anyway and if she didn't I was going to make her sign one. When I was working one of the million jobs I slept with my supervisor and then I reported her to HR and she got fired. Lol. My enjoyment was 5%. Her enjoyment was a little higher but she wasted my time. Haha. I want them to add more casino machines. Not only blackjack and for us to customize our bets. Want more lottery games but don't know of the names of some of them to suggest to them but I will try to tell them about adding slot machines and other things.

That sounds like a fun thing. I am going to try that dumb desissions too. That can be a lot of fun. I hardly ever get adicted to anything except I think I had a heroin or cocain addiction.

Will do that in my next life. Lol. I'm really stupid in this life I made again in Miami to try and get the app developer ribbon. I mean like 4 smarts and I'm just so lazy to tap on study hard each year and no boost is popping up for me to increase it. Speaking of has anyone gotten a thing where it says someone walks up to you with a grin and says that they know you. What do you all do? I ust ask if they are confused. I think joinging the board games club will give smarts so if chess club don't work for me that's what it will be. And thanks bitlife. I was conceived on the washing machine on the spin cycle. Never got that one before. Haha.

I forgot to say in an earlier post that I got one of my teacher's fired. She singled me out and said that she's marking the trash-can as my homework spot or something along those lines. I reported her to the principal and she got fired.

Kristen, when ever i get the deployments, i just close out the app and try again. It's cheating but its better than dying lol. So next time, just close out the app. Don't push anything because then it saves it and you can't undo it. It gets tiring keeping up your fame after awhile. Especially if you don't have a career in it. Like acting. Lol your supervisor wanted a piece of that fame. If i were you, i would've just slept with them and then reported them.
Ornella, I didn't even think about that, having fun lol. Thanks for ruining alcohol for me lol jk. I'm still addicted. Well, i was. I died at the age of 50. I never thought about the gambling addiction. Maybe you still gamble, just that the game doesn't tell you. Like when you have a baby, its just a random pop up sometimes. It would be fun if we had more than blackjack. A good game that they can add is poker. Or texas holdem. I've gotten that pop up your talking about. Where a random person acts like they know you. I just pretend to know who they are lol. And yes, the board games club increases your smarts. I've done it in a previous life. Omg i'm kicking myself right now lol. I never ever thought to report a teacher for doing something like that. I've gotten the one your talking about. Where the teacher throws your homework away. I should be a tattle tell my next life lol. Only if ther was a tattle tell ribbon.
Sabrina, lol you should try the dumb decisions life. It can be pretty funny. You'd surprise what you get yourself into.
Dm, i like your idea. I've never heard about the yes challenge. That sounds really fun. Now that we can have multiple lives running at once, I can do all this in one go. Instead of waiting for one to life to finish.
So my trouble making life ended at age 50. I died in a fight with my coworker. So this coworker love to pull pranks with me, so i thought she had a crush on me. And i pranked her back to show that two can play at that game. Anyway, she spread a roomer about me, i forgot what it was. So i spread one back, i said that her middle name was stalon. and she killed me. Back track to before she killed me. When i thought she was flirting with me by pranking, i tried to hook up with her. And she insulted me. She called me a hideous b*tch lol. So i decided to prank her. I gave her a package bomb that blew up in her face after opening it. Lmao That happened when i was playing in class today. Omg i busted out laughing in the middle of the class. I was kind of embarrassed lol. I'm still laughing while i type this out. But the coworker that i did that to, she's the one who killed me. I also got like 3 D U I s and got away with it. Its funny because i was a cop but i would get pulled over by a cop. Surprisingly, with all my stupid decisions, my entire family attended my funeral. And a an ex supervisor said that he recalls the time me and him went to a carnival together.

Thank god your teacher didn't take your phone or I-pad. Haha. I didn't get the one about throwing away the homework its something about it but glad she got fired. This is maybe the first time something like this has happened to me. I hardly get singled out or any teacher popups. I did get sent to the principal's office for encouraging bad behavior. A girl was ripping out pages from a book and I laughed at her and got sent in. Like I had nothing to do with it. I insulted the principal and got suspended for 5 days. I've never gotten away with a DUI. I always had to pay some lawyer. This life I have good lawyers because I got fired for a dumb reason and I sued the insurance company and got a good payout. Next time I staged an invervention for someone and it didn't work and he attacked me. I sued him and won. In a next life will do the say yes challenge. I better have plenty money because if my kids want me to pay for their schooling and I can't then I would lose. Lol. Then I would do the dumb decisions one. Like I said I hate to have more than one lives going at once so I don't mind. I suggested it to them about adding other machines in the casino. Another thing I don't like is when I fale the driving test and I retake it in the same year my parents don't buy me a car but I'm so certain that I would've gotten one if I had passed it. Its so weird trying to remember those road signs since we can't drive in real life. Speaking of which, whin you get the road rage do you run them off the road or make an angry gesture at them? If they have kids in their car I make an angry gesture because I don't want to kill them but sometimes it says you tried to run them off the road but you couldn't. Then again you could cause your own self damage and need to repair your car. I think they added car trips in the vacation tab but I think its random. Instead of cruise I tapped on vacation and I can't remember the place and it said you took a car trip but I think that was my life in Pakistan.

If you could, explain the cinarios because I would so type out plenty house party cinarios and send it to them. Got a movie camera again. You jinks me. Lol. Didn't tap on the cry option to see what would happen. I was successful in running someone off the road but I never got injured. My car had some minor damage and I just had to repair it.

Creating a scenario can be a little confusing at first but once you get it, it’s really simple.
Go to the main menu and scroll down until you find scenario creator. Open that and look for the first text field. It’ll says custom scenario.
Note, you might have to do a bit of scrolling because if you use explore by touch, you’ll run into a button. I’ll talk about this button later. A tip that you can use is tap for fingers near the bottom of the screen. This will take you all the way to the bottom, Which should be your looks.
So once you find the text field that says custom scenario, double tap on that and delete the words, custom scenario. In that text field goes the heading of the scenario. For example, house party. Or situation.
After you type in your heading. The next text field should say, the BitLife devs have let you create your own scenario. Or something like that. Double tap on that and type in what happens. For example, After doing your laundry, you notice that one of your favorite shirt has a hole in it.
The next text field should say, what will you do? Leave this Field alone, since this is the question obviously.
Then there should be another text field, this is option one, and it should say, Create my own scenario. This is where one of your options go.
The next text field should say, that’s stupid. This is option two. Make sure you delete the text that’s in the box before writing out your options.
You can add as many options as you want. To do this, scroll down until you find add. New text field should appear that says option three. Delete the text and enter your option.
Repeat the same step to add a fourth option.
To remove an option, there should be a remove button next to option three. I’m not sure if it removes individual options. Or if it deletes them In the way that you added them. For example, if you wanted to delete option three you have to delete option four and then option three.
Make sure that there’s no typos. Once you’re done writing your scenario and checking for typos, tap in the middle of the screen and voiceover reads it as button. Double tap this button and everything gets removed, so it looks like a real scenario. Once you double click that button, voiceover will read your scenario. It’ll say something like, button, situation, while doing your laundry, you find a hole in one of your favorite shirts. What will you do? And it’ll read all the options that you added.
Scroll down from the button until you find a share button. I think this button is next to your characters name or a little after. Double click the share button and it will bring you to the typical sharing screen. You can airdrop it, message someone with that, email, add to your notes, Etc. I texted it to myself, since it automatically sends the link to BitLife along with the attachment. It sends it as a photo but don’t worry, voiceover still reads the photo. It’ll say, photo, document, and it reads out your scenario with all the options included. I sent the photo to my friend and she said it works. She was able to see the scenario and everything. You can also share it through Twitter from the share option.
Once your done with everything, that’s basically it. The only thing is that I couldn’t figure out how to go back to the main menu. I kept double tapping on main menu but nothing would happen. So I just closed out the app. You might have to do this to make another scenario. I’m not too sure though. And it says that it saves a copy of your scenario once you finish but I still send them to myself through text or add them to my notes, just in case.
This isn’t the best guide but hope it helps. Let me know if you have any questions.

I got a new popup that I never got before. It said I was watching a socker match and the parents of the team got in to a brawl what do you want to do. Join in, record or leave. And I got the hell out of there. Some of those food popups kind of grossing me out. It says some of your friends are eating boiled silk worms. I tapped on that's nasty. How do you get the foam at the mouth achievement? I don't have any kids of my own but in my 40's I started adopting kids and I have like 5 and finally got married at age 68. Lol. I'm only finding people with like 1% looks and finally I found someone good with at least 31%. I got 100k from my father when he died. When you tap on burial or what ever they want you will see how much you got in the inheritance. I doubt this is possible but when I adopted all the kids I wanted their health were really bad and I wanted to fix it but don't know how to. One of them joined the marines and the other 4 busted my wallet with one of them their appreciation was like 20%. I mean I adopted you and gave you a good home at least be greatful. Haha. When I don't want to buy mansions I always go for the town homes. I'm not sure if that's considered a rich people home because in most cases I pay around 90 to 100k plus for it. I have a general question. This is because I really don't know. What is considered to be a cheap car? Because One time I bought a car costing about 20k and I had it for a very long time and hardly needed repairs.

It's a shame you just can't implement them into the game yourself, there are some which I don't think the bitlife devs would use. For instance, you're in a meeting, and you have severe stomach cramps and you really have to use the bathroom, what will you do? Run out of the meeting room, sit and wait for the meeting to end, or get up and leave calmly. There are other scenarios too, lol.

I agree with both of you and I really thought that we could get to buy our kids houses and cars but not yet I guess. I feel they might bring out another update for Christmas but we will see.

Hi,
I re-did the bitlife with my favorite actor, his looks were at 65 percent when he was born, so I figured I'd try with him. Anyway, he got the voiceover actor job right out of high school, which is actually pretty close to the truth, I think the real guy did one year of college before moving to LA to pursue a career in acting. Anyway, he was a voiceover actor, and also he moonlighted (took a part-time job as a valet), which is actually true according to wikipedia and some stories from youtube. By the time he was 25 he got the actor job, and by the time he was maybe about 30-something he got lead actor, now he's famous. It's more sped up than in real life, the real person is famous, but some of you probably wouldn't know him, lol. Anyway this is where bitlife differs from his actual bio, he met a person who is one of my custom people (my aunt) right out of high school. He had six or seven kids with her (really he only has one, and believe me, not with my aunt, lol.) Then, she cheated on him, so they divorced when he was about 45, then he met and married a person named after my fourth grade science teacher. She was about 15 years younger than him, anyway, they had about eight kids together, they're still together now. He's about 75.
Oh, and one of his sons died at age 29, and he had him and both of his parents taxedermied, I can't picture the real guy doing that, he seems pretty normal as far as Hollywood stars go, though I've never met the guy, so I don't know, lol. But it's bitlife, so why not make it fun.
Oh, and I gave his kids the names of roles he's played in movies and TV shows, lol.
Oh, when he was about 65 his looks were down to 80 percent, so he got a face lift performed by someone with the name of a family friend’s kid, and that “doctor” messed up his face lift, his looks plummeted to 30 percent, he sued Dr. Hughes, and lost surprisingly. Then he had it re-done by another doctor, not one of my custom people, and his looks got back up to 65 percent. He’s still famous. I might have him try to get away with a few murders, he usually plays bad guys in the shows and movies he’s in, so why not? lol