BitLife - Life Simulator

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Description of App

How will you live your BitLife?

Will you try to make all the right choices in an attempt to become a model citizen sometime before you die? You could marry the man/woman of your dreams, have kids, and pick up a good job along the way.

Or will you make choices that horrify your parents? You could descend into a life of crime, start prison riots, smuggle duffle bags, and cheat on your spouse.

It's all up to you...

Version

3.8

Free or Paid

Free With In-App Purchase

Apple Watch Support

No

Device(s) App Was Tested On

iPhone

iOS Version

13.5.1

Accessibility Comments

As of today, the game is accessible again.

VoiceOver Performance

VoiceOver reads all page elements.

Button Labeling

All buttons are clearly labeled.

Usability

The app is fully accessible with VoiceOver and is easy to navigate and use.

Developer's Twitter Username

@BitLifeApp

Recommendations

24 people have recommended this app

Most recently recommended by Moopie Curran 6 months 2 weeks ago

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By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Sabrina, not sure if you could kill your co workers but you could deffenetly kill your supervisor because I did it once and got caught a few years after. If they keep messing with me I will just keep playing pranks on them till I get fired or something is done about it. One time a co worker put some chia seeds in the keyboard of my computer. I told my supervisor about it but nothing was done. X2, the vacation destinations making me laugh haha and you know when I see the name I'm for sure tapping on it to go there. Lol. I'm retired now but I was working as an associate at a law firm. When someone don't buy my expensive heirlooms I sell it to the closest price to what it was worth. You're going to be a rich elementary student but I was a rich 2 year old once. Haha. One time I did involve the cops to release my husband and they didn't find him and he got killed. The pop up I got was it just said accident and it said all the parts of my body that was damaged. Can't remember any of your other questions but I'm going to have some lunch now and then finish up that game.

By Sabrina on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

You cannot choose to kill them but the first time I attacked her she survived and the next time I accidentally killed her. Yay! And I got cought and am stuck in prison where I make life difficult for everyone.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Sabrina, lol your making me laugh. have you tried to sleep with one of your coworkers? wow! I haven't been to prison in a long time. I kind of miss it lol. You can kill coworkers. My previous life when i was killing my supervisors, i would see names of my coworker in the list of victims. I almost killed one but i tole my supervisor and he fired him. thank god. Lol.
Ornella, hopefully your lunch was good because mine wasn't lol. Jk i haven't even had some yet. I will after i post this comment. Why would you want to go there? It sounds like it would be boring. Well, actually, i take that back. Glasscock where ever kind of sounds like a nice place to go lol. Yeah, i became the richest kid in my city. I got 213000 for it. Omg your poor husband lol. I probably would've left mine to die. thats a weird pop up you got. Usually it tells you how you got in an accident.
So i decided to become a veterinarian. Why is it that when ever i want to sleep with coworkers, most of them are in there 70s and up. Come on bitlife, i need some young people like myself so that i can sleep with them. This life is sort of boring. Nothing has really happened. Just that my older brother died at the age of 14 in a fatal bus crash. But that was years ago. Now i'm the oldest. O i also bought a haunted cottage. YAY! Lol. one appeared to me while i walked around my house naked. Has anyone checked the leader boards? I checked earlier for the net worth and someone had over 3 trillion dollars! Which was insane. and for age, someone made it to 135. another one, someone had 295 kids and 694 lovers. I'm guessing thats for today. It changes everyday, depending on what category.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Oh yeah I forgot about that but it don't show up all the time in the list that's why I didn't think you could kill them. You know how some of those pop ups are like one would say situation or witness or what ever. The one I got just said accident and it said you got in to an accident by going somewhere and your car sustained some damages. Anyway I lived to 103 and my daughter came to my funeral. Nothing bad was said my nieces and nephew didn't attend. They went to a hotdog eating contest instead. I wasn't close to anyone really. When their parents died I skipped their funeral. Wished it could say what we did instead. When I was somewhere in my 80's it said that I injured my heart while having sex. It took 8 weeks to heal. Really bitlife. Haha. Do you get the things where it says what you want to fill up your candy dish with? I always choose peppermints. This life I'm doing I chose the rich lifestyle. Living in france and my looks and smarts are in the 90's so I don't want to mess that up. And my birth was planned so that was good for me. I might try for that dental thing again. One thing though, sometimes when you're choosing arts there are 2 options that says arts. So one is the graphic arts and the other is the performing arts. Wish we could know which one we choose before accepting it. And no I don't check the leader boards.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

Well, I guess there’s a first for everything right? LOL how is that even possible. Hurting your heart while having sex? Well, then again, you were in your 80s, so I guess it’s possible. Oh yeah, me too. I skipped a lot of funerals but it doesn’t say what we did instead. That’s me while playing this life. I’m not close to any of my family. No I never gotten that. You said it’s a candy dish pop up? When’s the last time you got it? Is France expensive? I remember you live there last time but I can’t remember if you said if it was expensive or not. I might try a life there. What the hell. Really? There’s two types of arts? I thought it was just performing arts. I think last time I got the performing arts then because after I graduated university, I got a lot of jobs like acting, modeling, Magician, etc.
My life is still boring LOL. Nothing has really happened. I’m just pushing the age button and deal with whatever comes my way. I will prank and spread rumors about my coworkers if they prank me first or start problems with me.

By treky fan on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Right now I'm playing as a young woman living in Australia. I have over two million dollars that I got from my father after I decided to continue on as one of my children. The job I have in this life isn't what I'd think of as my dream job. The job recruiter decided that my skills were good enough to get me a job pummping porta potties, disgusting, I know.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Holy F*CK! I did not expect that. I just died! My coworker attacked me with an automatic rifle. He shot me in the skull. Wow, i died at the age of 35. My parents and nepheW came to my funeral. My 3 siblings couldn’t be bothered to attend. I wasn’t even close to my nephew. I didn’t even know i had one lol. Also, i died a freaken virgin lol. No one got a piece of this.i didn’t get to experience love. O did i mention that he killed me after i put his favorite pen in a jello mold? He could’ve just eaten the jello instead of killing me.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by treky fan

Wow, 2 million? Must be nice. I got the same job as the one you have right now in a previous life But i was in mexico lol. And my coworkers called me the power pumper. Lol. I got the job after the recruiter recommended it. I had 11 kids to support. So that was fun.

By Sabrina on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Maybe he did not like jello. A bit extreme to kill you though. It must have been a very fine pen. Going to go get today's heirloom. Meh, a Jaws ticket stub? Worth 18 dollars? Pukeheads. Once I actually got a very rare diamond which I sold and got lots for.
I was living the life of a confident woman, working as a mid wife. Then something happened with a co worker named Elyse (I hate her) when I accidentasly killed her. I got into prison and played hell there but only after appealing my sentence, which was an epic fail. I think I will die there and it's all Elyse's fault.Men

By Sabrina on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I should have learned from my previous life because I did the same, not to attack my co workers as I killed her by accident too.

By Sabrina on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

After all the battles I have been through I didn't die, until my cat sliced open my tooth! Stupid cat. My teeth must have been vital.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Lol you all making me laugh so much. Now getting a chance to come on here. Was so busy today and didn't get to play but before I went to sleep I opened the app and got a lame camera which I've gotten plenty times before. Didn't get any money for it. It was worth $22 so I donated it. X2, that candy pop up I always get that but it comes up in my later years like probably in my 70's or 80's. Next time I will choose gumdrops. Haha. I'm doing the same thing just again up and what ever life throws at me I deal with it. I divorced my husband because when we were having sex he called out another person's name. In france its very very expensive but I didn't have to deal with much because my looks were in the hundreds and good smarts. I think a haircut is over $300 but the nice thing is that health care is free. I think I have 8 kids or so. Can't even remember. Haha. The nice thing is that how the public university is free for each child it gave me the option to choose their major and if I didn't like it I chose something else for them and they all agreed. I'm not going to play as any of them but I want them to have good careers. Sabrina, when ever I attacked a worker they don't die only sometimes I get called in to hr and I just defend my actions and just work as normal. Jello, I use to eat that but I don't really care for it much. Prefer the marshmallow or gummybears.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

Sabrina, i know right? He could’ve just eaten the jello as a dessert and gotten his pen. No need to bring a gun into a pet hospital. You got a diamond one time? Lucky! The most expensive heirloom i gotten was the arc of the covenants, which was worth 125 million. That was an amazing life lol. I got a toolbox worth $55. I got that one today. Lol it always the coworker’s fault. Its ok for them to prank and insult us, but when we do it, its a huge problem. Wow, a cat? I never died by an animal. I want to though lol.
Ornella, really? You get in you older years? Maybe i haven’t got it yet because i haven’t made it passed 60 lol. Thats how its been for the past few characters. Wow, i forgot about gumdrops. I haven’t had those in a while. O heck no, i would’ve killed my partner if that had happen. Lol. Well, at least france offers hree health care. Thats how it was for me in germany. The university was free but i let my kids choose their own major. I was glad it was free because i was broke as hell lol. I don’t like jello anymore. I used to when i was kid but now its like, eeewwww lol. Thats me though.
So i came back to life for revenge. I was so mad that i paid to go back in time so i can kill my coworker. And guess what? Clack, clack! He’s going to die the way i died. A gun. I’m going to do a drive by. Thats what i like to hear. He died. Revenge sure is sweet lol. Omg, i didn’t get caught! Yay. You know, i’m a veterinarian but i don’t have any pets. I might get adog. I don’t know yet, will see.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

You could tell by the exclamation narks that I put in the heading that I'm yelling. I know I could've changed the country but I decided to go with it. My old life I died the usual way nothing bad was said at the funeral and everyone came. I now started this life in Canada my favourite country. Haha but I was an accidental pregnancy and every year I age up I keep getting a new sibling and guess what. All their births were accidental. Like my parents don't know about condoms or birth control. I'm going to be really bad in school and in the work place if I could make it there. Lol. If I end up in prison I'm going to attack everyone in the pop up and probably die young. Lets see how this goes. Never got a diamond heirloom as yet. And same for me with the jello. I used to like it as a kid but don't care for it now.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I'm having so much fun in school. Each year I mess with a random student and act up in a random teacher's class. Only once I disrespected a teacher for no reason. When ever I get sent to the principal's office I insult him and my parents. This girl threw a banana off the 3rd floor from class and it hit a pedestrian. I laughed at her. I mean it was funny. Some of the things I did was I ordered a pizza and had it delivered to my class and the next thing with the pizza was that I walked up to my teacher's desk and took a slice and ate it. So she probably had pizza for lunch. Some of the teachers told me to watch my self. When I messed with some students I shut off someone's computer and he snitched on me and got sent to the principal's office. Then another time I stole someone's corndog and ate it for lunch. In real life this happened. When I was going to school someone in another class ordered kfc for lunch and she had it on her table and I think she went to use the bathroom or do something and when she came back her lunch was gone. Some kids took it. Can't remember what came out of it but when ever something like that happens in the game I remember that incident.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I was having so much fun in school till I reached the age of 18 it was hell from there. After I got married I as in debt my whole life. And I had 13 kids only 1 girl and the rest were boys. When I'm filthy rich can't even have kids to save my life but they were popping out like rabbits in Canada when I have 0 dollars to my name. I got the voiceover acter job and that wasn't even helping because even though there were free health care I died at the age of 64 of yellow fever. I believed that if I had done alternative treatments it would've been cured but that wasn't all. In one of my jobs someone put a fake spider on my desk and I laughed it off because nothing wrong with that but when I pranked him back he got mad but didn't report me. He called me a mouth breather. I took pictures of him when he was sleeping and passed it around. Lol. Then another one clogged the toilet and Igot mad and attacked her. They launched an investigation and she got reprimanded. When my mom was in her 80's after my dad died she turned gay. I argued with her. I was bored so that's what I tapped on. It probably payed off because I got nothing from both of them when they died. And my dad died of aids. Like what the hell. This life now I'm living in Norway. Kind of expensive there. $500 for a haircut. Better do it at home. Lol and I think $30 to go to the gym. Thank god university is free there. Didn't check if there was free health care but if something happens to me and I have to treat will know then. Got a stupid alarm clock which no one wants. I'm a flight attendant and got promoted a few times. I'm kind of popping kids like rabbits but I'm not tapping on make love. Its just happening. My husband was my university classmate. He asked me out then a few years later he proposed and we got married. I only got pregnant once by him before marriage but I think I'm on my second kid and already pregnant with the 3rd.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Can we date our supervisors? I slept with my supervisor a few times but when someone was doing something bad in work I reported him and he told me to get back to work. Thought he would've fired him or reprimand him. Maybe because I went in to the relationships tab and chose to sleep with him from there instead of the job tab. Also in Norway horse races and cassinos are banned so couldn't go there. I divorced my husband because he posted an add online for an s and m relationship or what ever its called. Free university and health care.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Lmao your lives are killing me. I can’t stop laughing. Sounds like you had lots of fun LOL. Have you noticed that when we get characters that are broke, they have kids like nothing. And if we become rich, it’s not that easy having lots of kids. I guess they made it that way so it can seem more realistic. Since in real life, people who are broke or have low income are the ones who have the most kids. And people who are rich or make good money, don’t often have many kids. It feels like every time you live in Canada, you end up with bad luck LOL. For the past few lives, my parents have been the same way. Except that we weren’t accidents, I think. One of my siblings was born after my dad’s condom slipped off. LOL. Like how is that even possible? He either got The wrong size. Or he’s small LOL. Really? Some kids took the girls KFC? That’s funny. Poor girl, I bet she didn’t eat that day. You took pictures of your sleeping coworker? He probably felt creeped out afterwards LOL. And how come Is it that after the dad dies, the mom comes out of the closet. In her 80s! Like really? That happened to me my previous life and two lives ago. So I got that Mom thing twice in a row.
To answer your question about dating supervisors, yes you can. They have the option to ask out. Or if you already slept with them, you can just go to the exes tab. And their name should be under there. And it has the usual options like call, send a gift, message, or TXXXT. you can also ask them out that way.
So I died of natural causes. I think only my parents came. I’m now living in Puerto Rico. My parents remarried within the same year. My stepdad has 98% money. That was the first time I ever got a rich stepdad LOL. I think that’s why my mom married him. I asked him for money and he said he couldn’t help me. And my stepmom hates me, she called me a hoe when my dad wasn’t around and I attacked her but she Dodged it. I graduated high school and now working as a photographer. I was hoping to become a stripper but they didn’t have the option in the listings LOL. Besides, I don’t think I had a looks for it. This life, I’m just going to get lots of pets and dedicate my life to them. I’m going to ignore every buddy and turn down any chances to go out. And if I get fired from my job, then oh well, my pets are my life. I haven’t open the app yet. Going to do that now to see what heirloom I get. A 1st Edition Holographic Charizard Card. I don’t know what that is. But it’s worth 2.7 k. Yay!

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Have you ever gotten that one pop up where your friend sends you a meme and an older lady that sitting beside you asks, what’s so funny and you show her the meme. She then looks up at you with a stern face and says, people just don’t know what real comedy is anymore. I got that one a few times already. Anyway, the options are explained the meme to her, insult her, and I think, ignore her. The first time, I explained it to her but she still didn’t get it. And the second time I got it, I insulted her and it said, I told an old lady that she does it need to understand meme culture since she’s on her way out. I started laughing really hard because that’s, well, That’s mean. LOL.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

You're making me laugh so much. Haha. Thanks in my next life I will try to ask my supervisor out if he or she is nice. This life is borring and is almost over so I'm just aging up and what ever comes my way just dealing with it. Sometimes in real life rich people have loads of kids but its not to common. My grandma has 7 kids. She's not rich and not poor either but I am an only child. I was thinking that all her children would make plenty kids but each child has 1 or 2 kids. I've gotten that meme a few times. I just explain it to them. When they ask what event I want to host I always choose bingo but once I chose bridge club.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

This could help if anyone is interested. Now some of them I am still experimenting on them to see if they work by the decisions made. So if you want a big chunk of smarts and you're a kid, there's a pop up about some insects or bees buzzing around what do you want to do. If you tap on observe them you will get a big chunk of smarts. I think 15 smarts. If there's a little kid who wants to play with your teddybear or what ever toy is around if you tap on play with it together you will also get a little bit of smarts added on. Not sure about the playground thing or if you broke something in the home. I think if you lie about it your smarts will go down.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Did they take out the option to adjust the hours? I agreet to put in a lot of hours and got high blood pressure and when I went in to the job tab tapped on hours nothing wasn't happening. Went back to normal after a few years and my blood pressure was cured. I'm glad that life is over now. It was so borring even though I lived in the US. I had no kids of my own my husband divorced me after his kids used me for money and you know what I mean. When I married him he had 2 babies and I payed for both their education and 1 of them their appreciation was 9% and the other was 36%. When my husband reached 80 years he said that he thinks he's gay so I wished him well. I died at age 97 and it said that I was a loving mother and was kind but my nieces didn't attend.

Wait, you got a pop up about hosting games at your house? I’ve never gotten that. I know i’ve said it before but i haven’t lived passed 60 lately lol. Insects? I’ve never gotten that pop up as a kid. Wow, 15% of smarts? Thats pretty good, especially if you have low smarts. I usually don’t share my toys with the child lol. With the playground pop up, i haven’t noticed any increased smarts. Same with the integrity one, where you break something in the house. O what about the one where your at the park or something with your mom and a big, colorful lady pinches your cheeks. I always punch her lol. Except the last time. I let her pick me up. I don’t know if you ever gotten that one. I think the hours are still there. I saw them there the last time i checked. What the hell! You paid for his kids education? I would’ve been like, no get a freaken job! Lol i’m mean. I hate getting high blood pressure. Lol whats with people coming out in there 80s. Is this like a new trend now? First my mom comes out twice in 2 lives, then your husband. I think i’m going to come out in my 80s if i make it that far. Lol.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I’m still working a photographer. I don’t work harder every year. Or anything at all. Which i’m happy i have a decent job. Lots of my pets are getting sick. And i don’t like it. I haven’t been bothered by anyone at work at all. Ever since i started working there. I don’t get any work related pop ups. Like office pranks or bullying. My sister asked me to go shopping with her at a flee market. I said no lol. Its because when i was small, i was being bullied and the first time i told her about it, and she fought the bully. The second time it happened, i told her again, but she laughed in my face. So ever since, i’ve held a grudge lol. My dad died and i inherited 43k. I skipped his funeral and i felt bad but my pets can’t stay home alone. They need there mommy lol. But i did feel bad since he gave me money. Also, lots of guys have been getting at me. And i think there more blind then me lmao. I’m freaken ugly. Lol. And there guys with 80% looks and up. But i always turn them down because my pets don’t need daddy drama lol.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

The hours are still there but when I tap on it nothing happens. From that I know not to work 60 hours a week. That pop up about what I want to host bingo bridge club or something wasn't at my house. It was a pop up on the main screen. Only if the person is good looking I do them. Also once I complained to my supervisor and she actually reprimanded the other person. She took out 2 weeks pay from him. I think he stole some lottery tickets from me and claimed it as his own. The one about the park I think I just cry or scream. Can't remember. But if you see a pile of mud leave it alone your smarts will go up as well and it kind of goes up for the integrity but I could always check it out when ever I get it. I'm living in Denmark. Didn't get to really play that life yet. and never lived there. Got a stupid diary.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

My hours are showing up. Thats weird that yours are not. Maybe its the country you live in? Or maybe its the job? Wait, you worked 60 hours? Thats insane lol. I see why you got high blood pressure. How old were you when you got the event pop up? I feel like i might make it passed 60 this time. Lol. I usually do a good looking ones and the occasional ugly person lol. But i decided that i' going to be pure and stay a virgin. Wow, your supervisor defended you. Good job lol. Were you friends with your supervisor? I've gotten the mud puddle or whatever it is. I jumped in it once but nothing happened. unless something did but i didn't notice. I immigrated to denmark once but i didn't stay long lol. I left because i got bored of the US. Do you think if i make a character born in africa, i'll get pop ups about wild animals? Like a hippo or gorilla? I'm trying to get those achievements still. My friend got the gorilla one when she was living in mexico lol. There are no gorillas in mexico but there you go. I got a dumb wind chime that no one is going to want.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

For the event popup I think I was in my 70's. I think you might get the lion and gurilla achievement but I haven't lived there yet. I think I got one of those but now voiceover doesn't read out the checkmarks so now I can't remember what I have and don't. Or I could just count it. So I will have to get back to you on that one. The thing with the mud I left it alone but the one with the lake I jumped in to it with my clothes on and my smarts went down very bad so I should've chose to jump in the pile of leaves. It is already expensive in Denmark and I'm not even out of school as yet. $400 for a haircut. Not sure if I will go to university. Its one of those games I just want to age up and what ever life throws at me just deal with it. The reason why I worked so much hours was because I thought I would get a promotion but didn't. But vet job payed off really nice. I wasn't friends with my supervisor. I guess she was a nice person. I never in this game do an ugly person. Lol. Nor do I marry anyone with looks under 50%. If I have bad looks I take care of it that way I get more good looking dates.

By Sabrina on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I am playing a very damaged and evil person named Amanda Johansson in Sweden. First, my mother and father got new lovers and I did not like any of them. Then my mother's husband died and I was happy. I was always bullied at school by someone with my friend's name. I attacked him every time until I got expelled. Later on, my biologic mom died. Since she was not concerned when my stepfather bothered me, I skipped the funeras. Now I am 27 years old and am playing hell with my work. I got fired three times and realized I wasn't fit for working so now I am going to kill as many as I can and then I will try to get into prison as much as I can 8en I fail and then try to be in prison as much as I can.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Oh lol. Your lives always make me laugh so much. I studied English at university because it was free but had to do community colledge first. Didn't think I would've gotten the writer job and become famous. My husband is so borring I want to kill him or divorce him. Not sure yet. Every time I take a photo shoot he gets mad at me and I argue with him. I tried IVF with him and one of the clinics it didn't work. Now a question. I got fired from my writer's job and now I can't get any more of the availe writer's jobs. Wonder if I will still be able to keep my fame with out working for any of the companies and just take the fame gigs if they become available. I have like about 8 million but I spent 4 on a shattough. 10 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms. Could you believe I spent half a million on renovating? And the condition was like 85%. And 345 guests showed and the usual neighbours. I bet they were jealous of my new house. Haha.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

ornella, I hate how voice over doesn’t read the checkmarks. Ever since iOS 13. For me, anything after the cliff diver achievement, I don’t have. Anything before that, I have. I don’t know if it’s the same for you. Usually it’s the very very first achievement you get in the game. Which ever one that is. Are used to get that pop up a lot, the one that you’re talking about with the lake and the pile of leaves. But for some reason, I don’t anymore. I’ve done all three of them but I didn’t think to check the smarts. Oh that reminds me, do you think joining the board games club will make you smarter? The chess club really boost my smarts. I went to high school with 50 or 55 smarts and by the time I graduated they were at 86 or 87 smarts. So thank you for that pearl of wisdom LOL. Dang, $400? For a haircut? I’m pretty sure the jobs are really high pain but only so people can afford houses and stuff. How much did you get paid as a veterinarian? When I was playing as a vet, I died making 119,000, I think. I got promoted to senior vet so maybe that’s why. wow really? You don’t Date any ugly people? Remind me never to go out with you LOL JK. I remember when I did the 10 marriage achievement, my last wife had 1% looks LOL. Sometimes I just date people because of where they’re from. Like for example, one life I dated a girl because she was from England. I didn’t care about her looks. Is school free in Denmark? What the hell, your husband gets mad whenever the photo shoot? But you’re famous! That’s part of being famous. You can divorce him, just make sure he doesn’t take half your money LOL. Or I would just kill him So I can get more money. You can still keep the fame, as long as you keep your fame above 85. Just do all the fame gigs like writing a book, photo shoots, and commercials. Just keep in mind that commercials and photo shoots will be your only source of income. So if they pay low, it might not be so great. I’ve done it before. I got fired from being a porn star because I was too old but I kept my fame up till I died. Dang! 500,000 just to renovate? That’s insane. And all the guests you got were probably groupies LOL. Or jealous, like you said. Since you brought fame up, I wish that we can date famous people. When we’re famous, we have to date freaking peasants LOL JK. But no really, we have to date basic people like with regular jobs. In real life, famous people date other famous people, not with regulars.
Sabrina, LOL you’re vicious. You should play for me and get all the evil ribbons. I still need to get the wicked ribbon and the deadly one.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Haha you're making me laugh. In the game I always make sure to have really good looks that's why I don't like to date people with under 50% looks. But if the person has like 45 and up it could pass. I saw someone with 0 looks and I was like go away. I can't remember how much money I was making as a vet but it was over 100k plus. The only way I could know what achievements I have is if I count it. So if it says 30 of 60 achievements earned then I know how to count it out. Now how do I get someone to call me skeezy? I think that's also an achievement. I'm not sure about the board games club so when I'm playing another life will check it out if its available. This game hasn't been nice to me for the past week. No good heirlooms. Got an akrilic paint set worth $38.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

So my life is going OK I guess. I’ve barely started getting pop-ups about my coworkers. I’m 45 or 46. And I started getting them when I was like 42 or 43. It’s funny because I haven’t been fired from this job and I don’t even do anything. I fought with my stepmother. Verbally. I insulted her and she insulted me back and I’m not going to let her have the last word, no way. Well, she felt the same way because she attacked me. She bruised my waist and poked my throat LOL. So I sued her ass. I sued her for 34,500 and I won!!! She broke down in tears after the verdict was announced. She was 72 years old. And she outlived my biological parents and my stepdad. That’s what she gets for poking me in the throat LOL. I didn’t get any money from my dad, he gave it all to my dumb sister. Oh wait, yes he did give me money LOL, I forgot. He gave me 43,000. And my mom gave me 33,000. It said that all my siblings got the same amount. So I don’t know if She gave some to my step siblings. And if she did, wow, they did something right. I skipped both their funerals LOL. I feel kind of bad though since they were never mean to me and they both left me money. So a question, has anyone been refused a pet? I tried to adopt a cat from the animal shelter and they didn’t give me the cat. It said that I failed the interview. Whatever that means. So then I tried again another year but still, it told me that I failed the interview. Does anyone know why? I can get pets perfectly fine from the breeders and pet store, just not the animal shelter. Is it because I have too many pets? My house isn’t big so it can only fit five. And I currently have four.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

LOL you know, ugly people need love too. My character is it ugly but she isn’t pretty either. She’s average. To get the skeezy achievement, well, it’s an insult, so someone has to call you skeezy. One life, long ago, I was arguing with my dad and I insulted him and it said, you called him skeezy. I was so mad because that dad probably got that skeezy achievement. He could’ve called me that so I could’ve Gotten it. I got Japanese geisha dolls. Usually these cell but only after a few years. Have you ever gotten a creepy heirloom? And do you think Bit life Well add Thanksgiving scenarios tomorrow? Remember how they did for Friday the 13th? The reason I ask about the board games club is because I was watching South Park, I don’t know if you know what that show is, it’s kind of like Family Guy but swears and isn’t for kids LOL. Anyway, the latest episode of South Park, the kids, or should I say boys, have this board games club that they started and the girls want to join so they let them in and the girls beat them at every board game. And the boys, well some of them, start getting mad because the girls are beating them. So they told the counselor and the girls were saying that it’s all about strategy and Numbers or something like that. Anyway, to cut this long story short, when they said that, I started thinking, that’s actually true, lots of boardgames, you have to think. Just like chess, it’s a board game but requires strategy and brains. So yes, I drew inspiration from an adult cartoon LOL.

By Kristen on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Have you been to prison at all with your current life? I noticed I started getting denied for pets at the animal shelter after my elderly person got put in jail for 2 years for assaulting someone. She ever only had 1 pet and, when that pet died, she'd adopt another fromt he shelter. That worked until after I tried to do so after getting out of jail - I am guessing maybe "felon" makes you fail their interview process. lol

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Haha. Ugly people need love to. Well they could get love from another ugly person. Lol. I'm referring to that only from the game. I don't want to make anyone upset. Oh god and you watch that show? I hate that if you want to call it a show. I guess you could boost your smarts by joinging. I turned down a pet a few times and when I had siblings they attacked me because they wanted the pet and I didn't. I have the same question about the car because if I don't like the car my parents choose for me I don't get another 1 from them. I sued my step father for attacking me and I lost $10000. I murdered him and got away with it. Great revenge that was worth the 10000. Don't think I've gotten a creepy heirloom as yet. Krystan I'm not in jail and hope I don't end up there. Now my current life still in Denmark. I'm still a famous author and can't land any of the writing jobs so the job recruiter chose a dentist job for me paying 97k plus. Not bad. I don't need the job but I took it in case something happens because I'm so bored I bought all the new cars from all the car dealers in 1 year and I have about 3 properties which include a farm. I might buy some animals to but not sure. I mean I have so much money and don't have much to spend it on. I might give my kids some gifts. The university is free so don't have to pay for them if they ask and I have so much kids that I adopted and did artificial insemination because my husband didn't want me so I let him go. I'm going to throw parties at each one of my houses every year. Lol.

By Kristen on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I stopped getting pets from the animal shelter in the game, really, and only get from the Pet Store. Unlike in real life, where I'm more likely to get from the humane society/shelter because they are fully vet checked/vaccinated, etc., the pets from the animal shelter in BitLife are usually pretty low health. I've had more than one die only like 2 years after getting them despite them being pretty young to begin with.

I'm not sure if there is a way to improve health on a pet yearly - take them for a walk, maybe? I've not looked much into it, TBH.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I never take pets from the shelter in the game because I think its a random thing like the one with the adoption. Sometimes I can't get to adopt a kid and it says reason unspecified and I don't understand. I don't think we could raise the health of the pet maybe take it to the vet and see but then again they might say its healthy. Since I'm so rich I bought 1 of every pet but if they had more than 1 rabbits I would've taken them all.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Kristin, no i haven't been to prison. i'm being a good person this life lol. I'm dedicating my life to my pets. I just adopted one and i tried to get another one the same year, but i got rejected. And i was like how? I just adopted one. Omg i'm glad I'm not the only person with that issue. I got a kitten from the shelter and she died within 2 years. I was so mad lol. Only like a few have lived for about 10 years or so. The ones from the pet store live way longer. I got a cat and he lived for 21 years. I got him as a kitten from the pet store. No walking them doesn't really improve there health. And i can't tell you how many cats i gotten from the shelter and they get really sick. I've had like 5 or 6 get worms and the freaken vet can't treat it. I think worms are treatable in real life. I don't know since my pets never gotten any, thank goodness. But i've had friends whose pets had it and it was treatable. I also got like 3 cats with rabies and they had to be euthanized.
Ornella, Lol "well, they can get love from another ugly person". Ok, sorry, were not all models like you. Lol jk, i'm teasing. i know what you meant. I should've said, ugly bitizens need love to lol. Yes, i watch that show. You can hate me now lol. What the hell, when ever i turn down a pet, my siblings don't ever do anything. I want to fight them so bad, but they don't give a reason. I've asked for a more expensive car and gotten one. It was a dodge viper. I loved my mom that life. Another time, i got a BMW after i asked. Don't be greedy, share your wealth with a broke person like me lol jk. Buy animals from the exotic pet dealer. Those pets will eat your wallet up, not literally. Are you still famous? Like did you keep your fame up? or did you lose it. And don’t forget to invite me to one of your parties. My address is 7 wiener Lane. What the hell. I didn’t even notice that until now lmao. Thats my BitLife address. I live in Puerto Rico. I’ll be waiting for your invitation LOL.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Hahahahahahahahahaha. You're making me laugh so much and my throat hurts. I will invite you to my parties but I don't know which house you want to visit since I have like 5 now and over 30 pets. So here are the addresses. 212 Marina street Chateau. 280 Sailor Lane equestrian property. 5643 E Butte Lane farm. 3552 Valley Street mansion. 254 Lakeview place nw castle. I have 15 cars so if you want 1 tell me. Lol. This is the thing I don't understand about the parties. You would think for a farm there would be lots of people but any time I throw parties there the most people would be like 6. I Payed a million for that darn thing. My other houses I get people in the hundreds and you know the police love to show up. Answering some of your questions. I'm still famous and still working as a dentist. Also bought some pets from the exotic pet dealer but we could only get 1 a year I think. And what the hell is a corn snake? first time i'm hearing of that type. I didn't buy him. And a jerble cost like $5. I think I have like 8 rabbits and like 3 died but I keep replacing them and I have 1 horse and 2 dogs and 2 cats a hamster and 1 snake and some others I'm forgetting. Hope they add farm animals in the future.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I am so bored I bought every single pet in the store and when I tapped on it again the store didn't want to open. Lol. I'm done with pets now. I probably have over 50 but getting tired of them dieing and having to replace them each year. Thought I would've gotten plenty pop ups for car repairs since I have like 15 of them but I only get them once in a while. Wish we could have a business with the cars and houses. We kind of have with the houses but its slow work. Sometimes I just watch the value go up and try to make a profit on it. Its only worth it for the mansions.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

OMG you have lots of houses. Well, sadly I won’t be going to any. I‘ll watch you from heaven though LOL. Or is it hell? I was kind of bad in my life, so I’ll be looking up at you. LOL. My pet lion mawled me. I can go to one of your parties, if you don’t mind having a minor there. I can also drive one of your cars, if you don’t mind having a minor drive. just make sure you have your car insurance Company on standby LOL. You might need to fix your car and pay my hospital bill, and possibly my funeral. LOL. Maybe people associate the farm with not being luxury. And a mansion or castle, that like screams money. What’s the most you’ve ever had in a house party? During this life. Wow, you’re a famous dentist. I should go to you to get my teeth straightened out LOL. And yeah, you can only buy one pet from the exotic dealer once a year. Unless you close out the app and reopen it but that gets tiring after a while. A corn snake is a snake that is usually found in cornfields, hence the name, corn snake. It’s a really good beginner snake. It’s not too big but it’s not too small and it’s pretty active and really calm. Corn snakes and ball pythons are the most popular snakes as pets. I really want a ball python in real life but my parents said no. But I’m going to get one once I move out, hopefully. Wow! You have tons of pets. I kept seeing rabbits every time I would go to the animal shelter and pet store. That would be cool, having farm animals. Like pigs, sheep’s, and cows. I have a friend who used to have a pet pig. And he was potty trained and lived inside with them LOL. He was so nice. And his name was Chester, Chester the molester. LOL.
So no one came to my funeral because I outlived my parents, my step parents my step siblings, and my sister. My nephews and nieces couldn’t be bothered To attend. And man! What was up with my cats. I bathed one of my cats And she scratched my vagina LOL. Also, This is what my lion did to me. My lion, Pawline, mauled me! She clawed my vagina. She savaged my breast. She tore my kneecap. LOL I started laughing when she killed me. I was kind of glad though because I was getting bored with that life. Although, I made it to 80 years old. Now I’m playing as a Mail in Detroit. I was adopted as a baby after my mom said that she would rather me grow up in a two parent household. I think I’m going to be a deadbeat this life because of what my mom did to me as a baby. No job, no house, no car, no nothing.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

LOL the store was probably like, damn, well we don’t have any more animals, we need to restock. That would be so cool to have a business with cars and houses. Do you know how rich we could become if that was possible? And yes, we can do it the houses but it gets tiring. And plus, people won’t buy the house at its value. That’s what I don’t like about the heirlooms, cars, and houses. We can adjust the price, which Is cool, but People will hardly buy things, well, at least for me that’s how it is.And I haven’t owned a mansion in a long time. I own a mansion when I was doing the generations feature a few weeks ago but it was small. Six bedrooms and seven bathrooms. And it was only like $1 million. So I don’t really consider that a mansion, even though it’s title said it was.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

Holy crap you made me burst out laughing with that one about the cat. I wished if it would say a famous dentist but that's only my profession. I'm just keeping my fame. Now with the exception of keeping the fame I'm just going to age up and what ever life throws at me just deal with it. Tired of buyng cars and houses and pets. Actually thought of a good idea to waste my money and get rid of this life quickly. I'm going to throw a house party and if the police shows up I'm going to argue with them all the time. Before I wondered if when it said to argue with the neighbours or police but when you do that your house gets searched so I think its actually the police we argue with. Wished for more house party cinarios. Have you gotten the one about the cup of sugar? Sometimes I give it to them and sometimes I lie and say I don't have any. It says that your neighbor came over to ask you for a cup of sugar and you know you only have the last bit or something along those lines.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

Lol right? Thats what happened to me when my cat did that. I started laughing, i almost choked on my juice lol. Well, technically you are a famous dentist, just that the game doesn’t say that. So you can say your a famous dentist lol. Yeah owning lots of pets and cars is lots of work.really? Your house gets searched? Thats never happened to me before. Unless your talking about when the cops find drugs or minors. I wish we had more house party scenarios. It would be fun. One could be like, after a few hours of drinking and mingling with guests, you have to use the bathroom. As you walk in, you see someone making soup in your toilet and putting it in a bowl. What will you do? And the options could say something like, kick them out, storm them, help pass it out to other guests, or flush it down. Lol i don’t know, something like that would probably be funny. I would probably pass it out to other guests. Lol.no i’ve Never gotten the cup of sugar one. Your lucky. You get all the scenarios. I’m just bitlife trash lol jk. Have you ever gotten the one where you run into the bitlife devs and they offer you to buy a car if you turn on push notifications? I got that one once. and they got me a pink Honda, i think. I know it was pink, but i forgot what car it was. I’m going to play some more right now. I had some guests over earlier, so i couldn’t be a failure at life lol.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I never got the popup about running in to the bitlife devs before or ever in this game. My notifications are on so I don't even get the ones about you found $90 on the grass anymore. Also that cup of sugar thing is for when you're old like 70's or 80's. That's how I get the one about the candy dish. That's what I'm referring to when I said my house gets searched. They found people using drugs and other things. So yesterday I said that each year I would argue with them all the time and 1 time I did argue and they just gave me a warning. I agree that I would want more house cinarios but I feel if I post it to bitlife they won't see it so hoping someone with plenty followers do that. That thing you said about making soup in the bathroom really grossed me out. Lol. I just came from eating breakfast. Haha. If it says someone ate all the appitizers I'm going to rumble with them or if it says someone threw up in the kitchen or some part of the house I'm going to kick them out in the streets. When I get the thing about someone overdosing on a drug I'm generally a nice person so I just take them to the hospital. I mean they are my guests so treat them nice while I'm at it. Only once I kicked them out.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

I’ve only got the bitlife devs pop up once in the history of this game. I miss the ones where it would tell us that we found money on the grass or sidewalk. I always took advantage of those. Lol they gave you a warning? Thats funny. I never got that when i would argue with them. I’ve gotten it when i apologize to them. Bitlife follows people back. I don’t know if you knew that. They followed my friend back. And i think they followed me back but my twitter was acting up that day and when i checked the next day, the request was gone. Lol sorry didn’t mean to gross you out. It’s a party weird and gross things are going to happen. And you know bitlife, they would probably put something like that or maybe something even more gross lol. I came up with a better one. After dancing with friends and guests for awhile, you look up to see a group of people that have put your dog in a wedding dress and your cat in a tuxedo in attempts to marry them. They begin taking pictures. What will you do? The options could be like kick them out, yell at them, start taking pictures, or do nothing. I think this one would be funny lol. You’d get this one if you had a dog and a cat. And it doesn’t have to be a dogg and a cat. It could be something like a gerbil and a guinea pig. Or it can be a rabbit and a turtle lol. When i get the thing about someone overdosing, depending on how i feel, i’ll help them or not.
So far people have been offering me jobs. I got like 3 or 4 pop ups about people trying to help me. Like my mom’s friend told me that she can help me get a job as a house keeper. Another one said that my friend knows someone that works as a mechanic and can get me the apprentice automechanic. But i turned down all of them. I’m just pushing the age button and turning down everything lol.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

I didn't know that they followed people back. I don't think they are following me as of yet. I also miss those notifications to. And its ok. I know gross things could happen at a party. Lol. That thing you said about the dog and cat is really funny I think I would take out a picture and post it on social media. Lol. My life is still not over yet. and I didn't even realize that I'm not a dentist anymore. Which now I'm living off my fame. Letting all my pets die and my fame will drop any time soon. I'm tired of my pets getting sick. I'm just letting them die. One of my dogs died in a street fight with other dogs. Also I forgot to wish you happy thanksgiving. Speaking of which didn't see anything about thanksgiving in the game. And got a stupid tophat.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

So I got the hungry hippo achievement. I was 92 years old and in my mind when I saw the pop up I said yes I will get this achievement. So it said while attending a funeral you see a hippo what do you want to do. Either retreat slowly or pet it. I petted it and boom I was dead and instantly heard the chime and then I checked the achievements. Of course I have to count it out. Back tracking a bit. When I went back to the game I did lose my fame and I sold all my assets except for the palace and bought a brand new car. I had those cars over 30 plus years so I got between $1000 and $2000 plus for them but I did make a massive profit on my houses that I sold. I kept the palace of course. No way I was getting rid of that. X2 I think I'm going to be like you and I might try for the skeezy achievement because guess what. I'm now living in England and I was conceived on the lunch period. Something along those lines. So my parents are in high school. I doubt I will live long but I'm also not going to work and be really bad and try to insult everyone that I can and make sure I have the last word and try to call someone skeezy. So now I have 53 achievements. I don't have anyone to do the prison escape for me but if in future that becomes accessible will get it eventually. I think I got the lion tamer but I either can't remember or will have to check back with you on that. I think its random.

By Ornella on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

So in a previous post I said that I was conceived in highschool's lunch period. So I was diagnosed with something and when I tapped on doctor nothing wasn't happening. I closed out the app and reopened it again tapped on doctor and still nothing. I went through the log and both my parents are 16. So they didn't consider all the cost to take care of a kid but they decide to have me at 16. Finally when they were 18 I tapped on doctor and it worked. Stupid lame parents I have. My mom is studying to be a dentist and my dad is studying computer science. I may not mooch off of them but I'm going to be very bad like I said. Now I have a disease that isn't curable. Or I don't think it is for now unless I have good money. At least for me when I get pregnant at 16 I have money in my pocket but then again we don't get any pop ups to treat our kids for any sickness except for vaxination.

By X2 on Tuesday, November 26, 2019 - 04:40

In reply to by Ornella

Yeah, i didn’t know either until my friend showed me that bitlife followed her back. Omg your poor dog lol. My last life, i had like 8 cats that died while chewing through an electrical wire. I was like stupid cat lol. Happy thanksgiving. And thanks for the wishes. I’m thankful for bitlife. Even though, bitlife treats me like trash lol. Wow, i thought you died a long time ago. Lol. I’m talking about your famous life. O yeah, now that you mention it, i haven’t seen any thanksgiving scenarios. where are the wild turkeys lol. We’ll see if any pop up but i doubt it. If not, we would’ve already gotten some. Really? You got the hungry hippo achievement? Lucky! Where were you living at? And why was there a hippo at a funeral. Thats funny. Wow, your houses really helped you out. Theres was no way that you weren’t going to make any money if you sold them. I agree with you, i wouldn’t have sold my palace either lol. The skeezie achievement, someone has to call you that. Its an insult, so just keep that in mind. What the hell. You were made during lunch at a high school? Now thats a new one for me lol. Your parents are pretty bold. I still need the lion tamer achievement. I might make a life in africa to see if i get any of the animal achievements. O and i got a dumb diary.
So i got the 120th birthday achievement. I didn’t have that in mind but i’m glad i got it. I died at the age of 123. No one came to my funeral because both my parents died and i had no siblings. I think i made it that far because i turned down drugs and alcohol whenever it was offered to me. And i got massages and meditated every year starting at 90 years. I didn’t let my health drop to 99, thats how careful i was lol. Now i’m a male living in miami. I was a planned pregnancy. And i have an older sister named cruella. Lol. I started laughing. I don’t know if you know who cruella deville is. She’s the main antagonist in 101 dalmatians. So my sister is evil lol. And she might hurt our family dog. O no, i better save him lol. This life i’m going to be, well, i don’t know what i’m going to be yet.