BitLife - Life Simulator

I think 80 and up is considered rich. No I didn't try out for choir again. I only did it because the pop up was there so I just tapped anyone and I I didn't get through I wasn't going to tap it to look for anything. Still in university and I have a girlfriend and she went on birth control so no worries for me unless if I'm rich and want to waste money on kids. Now opening the app for the first time for the day and lets see what I get. Really bitlife? You hate me so much? Atari 2600. Its worth $28. Puke.

My husband was not fertile so I got a hookup that gave me an std and I wanted to play hell with my husband and gave it to him. He will probably divorce me. Lol

Lol I did that to my partner but wasn't married. She broke up with me but before that I yelled at her.

When I mean waste money on kids I mean paying for what ever they want. I didn't get to play the game much yesterday so far university is going good for now. I haven't joined any clubs or cliques and don't think I will. Just want to get out of there fast and go to nursing school or pharmacy school. I like the job of a pharmacist. It pays very well so not sure where I will end up yet. By the way I got $31 for that Atari whatever its called. I'm having coffee now so I'm not going to play as yet just opening the app to see what I get for today. Oh god stupid windchimes again worth $28. No one wanted to buy it yet. I will keep it for a while and see. Usually it eventually gets sold.

I'm trying again as my same character because I died at the age of 19. Didn't even get to finish university. The pharmacist job isn't an achievement. I just like the salary. When I aged up to 19 I saw someone breaking in to a car and I called the cops on them. They argued with me and I argued back to them. That person threw a molatoff cocktail at me and blew up my spine. So agrivated assault. I never use that generations feature so good luck with that. Lol. I didn't even read my obituary I just tapped on try again as the same character. My character's name is Malcum Swift. Lol if I have a daughter could name her Tailor. But we don't even have famous kids so there's that.

Okay, first I encountered a man doing something nasty in public and I tried to interveen. Then he attacked me and I fought back, was sent to prison but apealed my sentence and got a fine job as a camera man. Then, I witnessed a blind man drinking in public and tried to interveen and he attacked me, so I fought back and accidentally killed the guy. Now I am sentenced to 45 years in prison and I tried appealing my sentence but of course that doesn't work. My life is screwed but now I will play hell with the prison.
Oh and my legacy high score is now 24.

Annother inmate kept messing with me and I got tired of that so I scuffled with him and guess what? I accidentally killed him. Seven years extended sentence. I will die in prison. LOL.

Lol your crazy lives. Haha. A blind man attacked you that's making me laugh so much. The life that I restarted thought it would be the same exact way but I have a little brother. In the last life with that same family I didn't and only had a big brother. So far its going good. Age 16 doing the free lance and part time job as a newspaper delivery person. One of the pop ups that appeared twice for me in the game always make me laugh and I don't do anything about it only tap on laugh at them. It says in one of the classes a girl ordered a pizza and had it delivered through the window. In real life I would so laugh at that and that's what I chose and nothing happened to me. A bully told everyone that my mother is a prostitute so I reported him to the principal and he got suspended for 1 day. Wish it was longer. He didn't attack me so that's good. Have 93 smarts.

Well I have my first daughter at the age of 16 and now that I'm getting rich I can't have a million kids like the last time. I mean I don't have a million dollars but when I finish school I will have a very rich paying job either at the hospital or at the drugstore. This girl is hard to get pregnant so I'm not going to be on her like a rabbit. Looks like only in the poor lifestyle people tend to get pregnant much easier which is true in real life. And dam I was trying to get a mersadies bens which was like 96k and I had insufficient funds. I really want that car. For those who have car knowledge what types of cars to you look for in this game? For me I also think the Toyota is a good type and maybe the keia is the rich people type not sure. I'm not in to cars and sometimes when I'm choosing them I wonder if I'm picking outdated or very old model cars. One thing I think they should do with the animals is if you run out of space to house them they should have the option to build another room or spot in the house and another menu titled animals instead of scattering them in the relationships tab which is very time consuming.

I just want them with good name like nissan and acura. I currently have a rolls roy and want a cadilack but I could not afford it.

What is it with me; I accidentally killed him. They should hav child prison.

Lol in real life they don't have children prison unless if you're a teen and you go to juvenile prison. Actually not sure what is the youngest age a person has to be to go there. Eventually I will get my car when I get rich but I figure by the time I check the list that car will be gone. I never buy cars under 30k because it don't last long and always need some kind of repairs but the expensive cars don't need much repairs and if they do its costly.

Ornella, i think i’ve only done that like 2 or three times. I mean replaying the same character. Lol of course, its always money. I’m the same way lol. Well, thats one way to die. How vicious lol. One time a bully was picking on me and i fought her back but she dodged it. So i went to mess with her and she attacked me with an automatic machine gun. We were 10 lol. I don’t know how she didn’t get caught. And it was during school. I’m done with that family lol. I mean don’t get me wrong, i like the generations but it can get boring after a while. O hell no i just got that lol. I was like, why would you name her taylor but now i get it. Lol i’m dumb. When you replayed that character, did you get all the same stats as before? Or are they different. Lol i bet the delivery person was so confused lol. I got one where it said, my classmate sculpted a jumbo penis in class lol. I just laughed at him. Another said that my classmate put a condom over the tail pipe of a teacher’s car lol. I noticed that as well. Characters who are less fortunate are like rabbits. Popping out babies left and right lol. I know a girl who went to juvy like when she was 10 or 11. I don’t know her personally, it was on the news. And i agrree about the animals. Our exes get a dedicated tab, so why not our animals. Especially if you have a lot, it can get pretty messy. Lol.
Sabrina, lol me to. i got a nasty one. It was about a mall cop. I called the cops on him but he got away. Lmao a blind person? You killed him? I can’t stop laughing lol. Omg your lives are funny. What do you mean by your legacy? I’ve killed the prison warden before. She was staring at me and i charged her lol. Surprisingly, i didn’t get extra time. Maybe no one liked her lol. I wish they had juvy. That would be so much fun.

When I replayed the same character All my smarts were the same its just that when I first played that character I didn't have a little brother and now I do. I finished university and going to nursing school and I got a scholarship for each so my wallet is looking good still. The pizza thing always make me laugh each time. This time I got a good heirloom. a 19-51 hradio worth $250 and I got $386 for it. I'm yet to get that bitlife napkin or what ever that's called and can't remember if I ever got a funeral ern. I also realized that you mainly don't need to do plastic surgery if you really don't want to. Somehow if you keep taking care of your self at the saloon and have a girlfriend your looks would go up. When I was born I had like 34 looks and now its in the 70's and haven't done any plastic surgery and don't think I will. I want that damn mersadies bens. Still can't buy it yet. I even try to play the lottery once each year.

I’m picky about my cars. I always go for luxury cars. Or at least i try. I don’t buy audis anymore. Only because i noticed they have a lot of problems. Well, in the game they do. And plus they’re pretty small inside. It’s definitely not a mom car lol. Me personally, i don’t really like small cars but everyone is different. Anyway, an audi is considered a luxury car. I like mercedes. They’re more spacious and i like the look. So thats one car i get a lot. Another one is a bently. I don’t know if its a truck or car. I know theres bently trucks. If it pops up, i usually get it, if i have the money of course. Speaking of trucks, a gmc cierra is another good option. Not to expensive but not to cheap where you have to make constant repairs. Well, in my experience. Another affordable car is a mustang. I personally like those but i think most of them are 2 door. Thats also not a car for a mom with kids. O a BMW is another great option. It’s a luxury car and they’re not that expensive, well, the 3 series isn’t. I think they’re like 40 something thousand. The 5 series is a little more expensive. I think that one is like 60 something thousand. The 7 series is the most expensive one. I don’t know how much it cost because i’ve only seen used ones. And when i would look at them, they would range from 90 thousand and up. And those were used ones. Theres a type of mercedes that cost 125k. I think it says something like, mercedes AGGT or AGTT. I had that one in my previous life. The rest like lamboes, cadillacs,, ferrari, etc, i’m pretty sure you already know. I can tell you more if you want me to, just let me know. Now if your rich, i mean like millions, then you can buy a bugatti. Those cost like 2 or 3 million. I don’t like how those look, they’re ugly in my opinion lol. But again, everyone is different. I don’t buy Toyotas or Acuras. I don’t know why, that’s just me. Oh and I also forgot, you can also buy a sports car if you don’t want to go the luxury way. You can buy a dodge charger. Or a challenger. I love those cars because they go fast. Well, all sports cars go faster than your typical car. I also love trucks. Like the one I mentioned earlier, a GMC Ciera is a good option if you’re looking for a truck. Have you seen any hummers? That’s another truck I would love to get. Or have you seen any teslas? I haven’t seen that car ever since I downloaded the game. The more expensive luxury cars are like Aston Martin’s, rolls Royce, and Jaguars. Those are the ones that start at 325KN up. I mean, of course, there’s other cars that start at that price but those are more popular. If you want any more help or have a question on a specific car, I’ll try to help you as best as I can. Sorry if this wasn’t really helpful. These are just the basics, I didn’t want to go into too much detail since we can’t really do anything with our cars.

You're right not napkin its a bitlife tissue. Never got it before. I just called it a napkin. I think I got that personal diary worth a dollar once no one bought it the first time so I trashed it. In real life I don't know much about cars so what you said about the cars in the game has helped. I never buy used cars. I used to in earlier versions of this game. I want a limo. Lol. But they don't have any in this game. People still buy 2 door cars? wow. I'm speaking in real life not the game. Now I'm engaged to my girlfriend and things are ok. I hope she don't have a problem signing a prenup because she's an ingineer or is studying it so that's good money and my salary as a doctor or what ever will be big so that should be no problem. Now I want the million kids but don't want to keep tapping try again like about 10 times or more. I liked when I tapped it once and it just happened right away. But then again she went on birth control and I'm not going to ask her to stop taking it. Maybe after the wedding she might go off of it.

I guess my wife now don't want the luxurious lifestyle. And this is what I don't and will never understand. She studied ingineering and for the life of me don't know why she took the job as a short-order cook. Wasted degree. I wasn't even an associate nurse as yet and she nagged me to get married so I went for the cheapest thing possible. We got married at a church and no honeymoon. Cost me $1000. She probably got mad at that and she kept her last name. No trouble making her sign a prenup. She's worth $7000 and at the time I had over 50k. Have nore now. Sad I didn't get the car I wanted. It took me over 5 minutes going through the list to find the most expensive car. I don't look at the used. So now I have a yellow Chevrolet suburban worth $54800. I took out a car loan because I didn't want it to go away from the list and I was a little short at the time.

After studying nursing then going to nursing school I didn't feel like going to any more schools and I know I was going to get a good job which is now paying 75k and got promoted twice. Now a clinical nurse I think. Up to this point in the game I still don't understand craziness and what it even means because my wife is 33% crazy and hasn't done anything weird yet. Now I have 4 kids. I didn't tap on make love it just happened. If she was easy for it to happen I would've had way more by now. They should have something where you talk to everyone so you don't have to do it one by one not that I do that and also to give everyone a gift all at once. If you don't want to give someone a gift deselect their name so they could probably get mad. Lol.

I meant the generation thing. Well, I had bad luck with that life where I accidentally killed two. Glad I was somewhere where I could not get a death sentence because then I would have died. I am amused that I managed to kill two by accident.

Hi there,
I just downloaded this game and the number of adds is overwelming. I obviously don't know if I like or not the game, so I am not willing to pay for add removal yet. Does anybody know how to dismiss the adds once the video is played? I there are no buttons and when I tap on the images the AppStore pops up. I don't loke to close and reopen the app each time an add plays.

Thanks

The airplane mode thing don't work again like it used to before so if you're a heavy player removing the adds is worth it and its not expensive either. X2 could you believe this I'm so rich and can't even afford to pay for my kids education. That might be good anyways because what if their appreciation was like 4% again. That would make me mad. I'm not in debt but my town home is eating up my money. And wonder how come 5 guests at a party could make so much noise for the neighbours to call the cops. They really need to have more interactions with the house. And as the years go by the house deteriates. I mean that's reasonable but if we want I think they should let us do things to keep it up to date.

Well either my kids took out a loan or they got a scholarship. Yeah they should have a mechanic that we could go to but different ones so if they do a bad job we could sue them. I spend time with my whole family each year and go on vacations every 5 years so whether I pay for their education or not they don't seem to mind. My dad died from old age and I didn't inherit anything. Still went to his funeral. I mean he wasn't bad to me. He probably left everything to my mom so when she dies hopefully I will get something along with my 2 brothers. I sent the other message before opening the app. So I got a fine China set worth $1000 plus condition 82% and I got $1600 for it so that's not bad at all.

My mom married a guy and his kindness was at 1 percent and he refuses to do anything; I will kill him if I have the chance because that git deserved it.

They divorced; Their love did not last long. I am disappointed because I was totally expecting to be able to kill him. I hated him so much. I want people to asault me but no one does.

Lol anytime I even insult my parents they don't even react or do nothing. Now my character is in the 50's I sold my town home still had mortgage payments on it but the condition of it was bad. I bought an intimate tiny house boat with 2 rooms and a bath and the condition is 100% and as I keep aging up the condition stays at 100 so don't know what that's all about. One of my daughter used profanity at the table and I had a talk with her and she said she loved me. The affectiveness was 75%. Then another time my youngest daughter egged a neighbour's house and I grounded her. Affectiveness was 4%. So she didn't learn anything from that. My car broke and got a new one payed 96k for it. Its a green Lexus. I don't want a green car. Lol. All my house parties I throw the neighbours always calling the cops on me. Thank god they never searched the house at no times. I think the most people that came to my parties for both houses combined were like 33 and 5 for the least. Wonder if the family is apart of that list. Imagine me hating my mom and don't want her at my party. Haha. Oh and one of my daughter asked me for $43 to get her belly button pierced and I refused. In my mind she's still going to school so not doing it.

Ornella, i’m the same way. I insult my parents and even give them bad gifts, but nothing. So then i get more mad lol. my character died. It didn’t say how i died, which was the first time thats ever happen to me. Now the character i’m currently playing is dating a girl named, erica kardashian. She’s rich and crazy lol. She tried leaving me twice and both times i begged her to stay. I even bought her a samsung smart tv. And that psycho still tried leaving me. Lol. O, ornella, your going to love this. I was born a male in Honolulu, United States. I was conceived after my parents fornicated while walking through a cemetery. Lol. I’m being sarcastic, of course. I was like, what the hell, thats weird, i never got that before. Both my parents were 17 year old students. which was the first time i got minors as parents. Now that i think about it, they made a life in a place where theres nothing but death. Lol your daughter egged the neighbor’s? Thats funny. She probably threw more eggs from her window. I never get pop ups about my kids. Just like the typical vaccination and stuff like that. I like the color green. And a lexis? Those cars ar nice. My previous life i got a silver raindrover and i was so happy, but so broke lol. I tapped on the car lone option, instead of buying with cash. And really? Your daughter asked for a piercing? How old was she? And i got a fountain pen worth $28. No one wanted it. Like usual. I wonder how many parties you can throw in a year. Or at least until 0 people show up. Thats happened to me before lol. They should make an achievement called, party animal, you would have to throw 100 parties in a single life. That or go to the club 100 times.
Sabrina, you should’ve killed your stepdad when you had the chance. Even if he didn’t do anything to you. I’m pretty sure his name would’ve been on the list for possible victims. But since he left your mom, now you can’t. He managed to escape the murderous sabrina lol.

I got a good heirloom. An antique sextant. Have no idea what that is. It was worth $1000 and I got $1600 for it. It was in very good condition. If I got a life like yours I would so be bad from the get go. But the character I still have are teen parents. Had the first kid when I was 16. Was still in high school. For the house parties I only tap it once a year. I guess you could do it more times but I never did it to where no one hsowed up. Lol. I think my daughter was 15 when she asked me for the money to get the piercings. I don't mean to put this here but there are really weird people in this world. I was reading through the replies from the tweat that bitlife had put out about the step parents update. And now I think I get why people got mad about the abortions and I don't fault them at all after reading something. Someone suggested that people should have sexual relationships with their parents and siblings. I was speechless. Thank god bitlife didn't even reply to them and I know they will never do that but how could someone ask for something like that even.

Yeah personally I don't like piercings and tattoos in real life so I said no. I mean I play the game any how but if I could I add a hint of realism to how I play. I don't live in the U. S I live in Trinidad but that's really crazy. I know it won't happen in the game but if it did I would protest or dump the game that's why I now understand why people got upset about the abortion. The thing is someone had the nerve to even ask to have that put in the game and it wasn't far in the comments either bitlife just ignored it as expected. I didn't play the game either today only opened to get the heirloom. Going to play in a few minutes. And a sextant the name don't sound like anything normal or I've never heard it used in anything. The piano you got you shouldn't scrap it yet. Anything that's a hundred dollars plus will definetly get sold some way or the other. Keep it for a few years. I wish I could own a house at the age of 16. Lol. But you said you have bad looks and smarts keep going to the library and do some plastic surgery. Going to do the house parties more than once a year to see if no one will show up at some point.

15 guests showed up and the usual neighbours complaining and in the same year no one showed up to my party. Looks like you could probably only do it once a year that people will show up. I got an umbrella worth $15 and the condition is like 5% I know no one was going to buy it but like habbit I tapped on sell it and then I scrapped it. Who would want a worn out umbrella anyways. Sometimes I keep stuff and try to sell it once each year but I think the longest I've kept something was probably 3 years. The fountain pen. I finally got it sold so sometimes it might be ok to keep the items but stuff probably under $20 you might want to get rid of it especially if its not in a good condition. One thing I wish they would have is an items tab on the main screen so you buy a tv and if you don't find a documentary to watch you could watch your own at home. If you buy a stereo you could listen to music and it would improve your mood and happiness. I think you get where I'm going. So like what ever items we buy we could get to use it and not have it as junk. And if they add clothing believe it or not that also improves looks.

I loved doing this. I often report people at school and I just reported my friend and she asaulted me and I died. Hope she dies too. If I could have killed her with my child I would.

I love doing the same but one time I reported a bully and the deen said stop wasting his time which meant he was probably related to him.

Does anyone know how to cure high blood pressure? Is that even possible? If so, how did you cure it. I don’t want to go to the witch doctor but if i have to,i’ll go. And possibly die lol.

This means that you probably work too much. Try quitting some part time jobs. I just killed my best friend at university because she wanted to skip school with me and I said no and went to the headmaster and then I reported her and she asaulted me. I killed her because she was an awful friend and deserved to die a most painful death down the largest staircase in the world with her head first. Muhahahaha! I feel evil. I think I will kill my ungrateful mother too because she never helps me. My dad is nice. He is awesome. He always does things. He is so nice to me. I have a nice sister too. Hope she will send me letters if I go to prisen. I always have a place in my heart for her. lol.

Now getting time to respond. Was busy all day today. In the game you could cure high blood pressure. You don't really need to quit the jobs or anything really. Go to the normal medical doctor and if it don't get cured obviously try with the next one if that don't work do the alternative treatments either akipuncture or home remedies. The akipuncture always works for me but it may not always work in one go so each year do it till it goes away. And yes I live in a beach country and haven't been to the beach in ages. I didn't get to play this game much over this weekend but I only opened the app to see what I would get and for the second time around I got a fine china set surprise no one wanted it because it was in bad condition. I refurbished it and it didn't cost much. I'm rich so it don't matter. Will keep it for a few years again and if no one wants it I will donate it to charity.

Well my perfect life is gone. Who told my little brother to argue with me. We were arguing about whose fatter and I complained to my mother. She told me to grow up and he backhanded my eyebrow. Who told him to do that. I tried a drive by but failed ended up in prison and lost the appeal. Also murdered someone in there and got 7 years for manslaughter. I had over 100k collecting dust but when I died I don't know how I had 23k. Where does the money go when you're in prison? I had cancer and some other things. Some of them were cured while in there and my first daughter was so sweet each year she sent me nice things and I always sent her a thank you letter. She sent me a comic book a romance novel and some pretsels. When my mom died I inherited $1000. When I died everyone came to my funeral except my little brother who I tried to kill and his son. It said that I was remembered for throwing wild house parties. Now this life I got is stupid and I don't think I'm going to live long. My character is female and in India and my dad is unknown. I was conceived on the washing machine which was on the spin cycle. Damn I never got that before. Was being sarcastic. Lol. But I had a step dad and I insulted him for something he said to me and he called me a little bisnach. Given that I was 4. But a year later he died of a stroke and I skipped his funeral. The life continues at age 5.

Sabrina and dm, thanks, i didn’t even think about that. I was working a full time and a part time. I always wondered how you get high blood pressure in the game but now i know lol. Omg sabrina, your scary lol.. but then again, she assaulted you, so i guess its ok. But your mom better run lol.
Ornella, omg that never crossed my mind. Going to the alternative doctor. Well, i died of a massive heart attack at the age of 32. My funeral was attended by all my family, even my “loyal” stripper wife lol. Now playing as my son since he was one at the time of my death. i haven’t tried selling my compass. I’m going to try and see how much i get. Every time i get the china set, no one buys it, no matter how hard i try. I love the beach. Although, i haven’t been there in a while. Speaking of the beach, i wish we had the option to go to the beach, camping, shopping, skiing, snow boarding, jet skiing, etc. Of course, if you live in a place where there is no beach, then there would be other options. basically, depending on the country you live in and its terrain. For example, if you live in a country or state where there’s lots of mountains, then you can go hiking or skiing. Just some thoughts that I had.

The thing where my dad told me something and I insulted him was in this new game that I'm playing not the old one where I was in jail. I was 4 and he was my step dad so immediately I chose not to like him. And he died a year later. I got the washing machine thing lots and lots of times even when my character was in the u s. Wonder if the money was taken out for funeral expenses. Because I had the money in prison and none was going down and when I died I saw I had 23k. I forgot to say that as soon as I went to prison my wife asked for a divorce because she want to fornicate with the neighbor. I begged her to stay but she left anyways thank god she signed a prenup. And I got some Japoneese gashor dolls again worth $125. Will sell it later on.

I killed her. I got so angry with her for some reason because she never liked anything I did so when I got out of university I killed her by strangling her. I got into prison but I don’t care because I really hated that woman more than anything! I went to the funeral just to pretend I was innoscent and cared. but I didn’t care.

You're making e laugh. I'm going to do the same thing to my mom if and when I get out of school. I hate her. She had no right to conceive me on a washing machine and not only she's in her 40's she married a guy who was old enough to be my grandfather thank god he died. I'm going to do really bad things in this life.