BitLife - Life Simulator

Kill your girlfriend; she deserves it. And I killed Sabrina with my favourite, stairway to hell. She got me into prison the first time but I was said as innoscent but the first thing I did when I came out in a few years was to kill her. I told you she would die.

Here is something I have never seen before. My health as at 0 and my mom insulted me with a very rude word and then I insulted her back and she attacked me with a coffee mug.

Since I hate all of my family I give them the worst gifts there is. And I insult them and rumble with my three siblings.
@Ornella I think maybe the guy who you gave the mouth was to was thinking it was a hint that he had stinking breath.
Been in jail twice.

Sabrina the mouth wash and deodorant stick I gave them to teachers and I got in trouble for it so maybe they thought I was insulting them by telling them they smell but when I gave them flowers their appreciation is low but they don't do nothing about it. I gave a few of my classmates some stink balms. Lol. And you all are making me laugh so much. X2 I red it on their twitter before this school update that they said that we will have the option to spend our money on more things but they didn't say exactly what. I'm not seeing any clubs in my high school now. all I'm seeing is the normal stuff and the cliques which no one wants me in. My character is in America.

From middle school on up, the clubs are listed under "activities". Hope this helps. Has anyone successfully been able to get into a fraternity or sorrority?

Sabrina, a coffee mug? Really? That’s funny. I’m going to take your advice and kill that which lol. I gave anti-wrinkle cream to one of my teachers, but I didn’t get in trouble, she just told me that was unappropriate lol. I don’t know how that’s inappropriate but to her, it was.
Ornella, I didn’t see that post. I’ll check in a bit. They said that the next update will have stepparents. They ran a pole and there was four options. They were arranged marriages, ghost and stuff, stepparents, and surrogates. Me personally, I voted for ghost and stuff since Halloween is coming up. But stepparents one with 37%. You have to go to the activities in the school tab to see the clubs.
Moopie curran, I haven’t gotten that far, believe it or not. I either die before I graduated high school. Or my smarts are too low to get into college. I’m hoping my next character will have high smarts.
Is it possible to call the cops when someone assaults you? I thought there was but I don’t see the option. Is it just me? Or does anyone else not have the option. I think you can sue someone if they assault you. Now that I think about it, should’ve done that with my ex girlfriend lol.

Thanks. I think I went in the activities tab under school and I saw class faculty cliques and so on. Don't remember seeing clubs. Maybe I by passed it. Will check again later when I play. I don't think we have the option to call the cops when your partner assaults you. And step parents well that sounds great. I think the ghosts would only happen around Halloween time that's why people didn't want it. I haven't checked my twitter feed in some time so I missed out on the voting but I would've voted for step parents. I don't think you could sue your family or girlfriend either.

I've gotten something like that for the 13th. It was exactly like that but I can't remember what I did. Knowing me I probably just went to bed. Lol. Now I'm checking again and the clubs are coming up. I was tapping the activities tab and nothing wasn't happening. Not sure which club I will join but no one wants me in their clique. Even if I tried to hang out with them.

Omg my throat is hurting from me laughing so much. I gave my sience teacher a dead daisy and got sent to the principal's office. I insulted him and he suspended me for 3 days. When my mom argued with me I apologized for my actions. Before it was my dad who was getting the phone calls and I always argued with him. So next 2 teachers I gave them altoids and one time I got lunch detention and the next time I did it I called the principal an ass clown and now he expelled me from school. Now I'm going to an independent high school. I think that's the name. I'm having so much fun with this. I look for the cheapest gift I could find and give it to my teacher. When I gave the principal a coffee grinder he didn't do anything for that. I can't djoin any clubs because I'm working a part time job as a pool cleaner. Time to make more trouble in that next school. Lol.

Lol omg really? Thats funny. What teacher did you give the horrible gifts to? Or would you just choose a random teacher. All this happened in high school? Or did it start before that. And the clubs, I think you can only join starting in middle school. Is it possible to assault the principal? Or no. So me and my sister got into an argument because she was sleeping with my friends. I think she’s two or three years younger than me and I forgot what the options were but one of them was tell my mom. Well, since me and my mom don’t get along, I decided to click the option to tell my mom. And she screamed at me and told me to get over it. Lol. I was 30 years old lol.

I was so mischievous I gave bad gifts to every single teacher including the principal. Lol. You can't assault the principal. Not sure if you could in university but I haven't seen that option. And what the... I never got a pop up like that. I would've killed my sister. And I started those gifts in primary or elementary school but never got expelled until I started high school. I got a ticket stub for Coachella 2008. It was worth $2 but I only got $1 for it. Normally when I get dollar items they take forever or never gets sold but as soon as I sold the ticket stub I got a dollar.

Lol I never given gifts to all my teachers before. I’ve only given like one or two gifts to like a teacher or so. I’m going to try that. I got a wig that was worth 750 but I only got 601 for it. I just scrap the heirlooms that are under $10. when you buy a house, what do you consider a good condition? Like do you consider 80% and up a good condition? I feel like if your house condition is high, more people come to your party then they do when it’s low.

70% and up for me but if I don't care to throw any parties I just buy a tiny house not caring what the condition is because we can't fix it anyways. And when I'm rich I always get in trouble. Like all my money just go to lawyers because I either get caught serving alcohol to minors or they found drugs or some random thing. I can't remember the last time I threw a house party. And with the gifts there aren't much teachers like 3 or 4 for the most so that's not a big deal for me especially when I'm up to no good and I'm just looking for the cheapest and really horrible gifts to see if I would get in to trouble or what their reaction would be. This is my 3rd expultion by the way and each year as I continue like this my parents hate me even more but when ever I ask my mom for money she always gives me. Every time I ask my dad he tells me to stop asking him for money then I insult and give him a really bad gift. Lol. For the heirlooms under $10 I just try to sell it once or twice then if I don't get a sale for it I just scrap it. I never refurbish items because I get less money for it. This my 3rd and last high school because I was expelled 3 times like I said so I'm 17 and have only one year remaining. I think if I do get in to university I will be bad but if I don't I will just use the job recruiter and what ever job that gives me I will take it and that probably will determine how I will live my life. I hope in future updates we get to spend some of our money in prison. I love the prison update don't get me wrong but when you're rich and have millions sitting there and you even lost the appeal and you can't do a single thing with the money. That's kind of sad and I hope it gets fixed in the future. I already sent them a tweat saying that we should have snacks and medicine in prison so we will see how that goes. If they gave us famous parents that would be even better because they will be rich and we could go to private schools and behave like entitled kids. Lol.

Just go to the fackelty thing and tap the teacher, then choose seduce. i’d check the gender and stuff popping up when you do that.
And yay! I am glad you killed your girlfriend!
Ornella, You had me laughing really hard.

I am in a cleaque! I am in a cleaque! The Goth’s cleaque which fits me perfectly. Yay!

I had a very ungrateful daughter and each year I thought of killing her. Well, my snake did it for me so yay! Thank you snake. I love you. I was really nice to her afterwards. Her name was Bites. I came up with it.

Oh god you making me laugh so much. How did you get to join a clique. No matter what I do no one wants me in. I think you could only seduce your teachers when you're in university.

I played a life yesterday where I cared about my entire family every year and guess what I finally got the family guy achievement!

I am not sure how I managed to join the cleaque but I finally did. You can only, as far as I know, seduce your teachers in the university and maybe in the high school but think it is only in university.

I will try to get that achievement when I'm good. Lol. While they are at it they should've added an American dad achievement. Something to do with an alien. In case anyone isn't sure what I'm talking about I'm referencing the animated sitcom American dad how they already have an achievement or ribbon called family guy which is another adult animated sitcom show on tv.

Ornella, I love family guy. The new season is out on tv right now. Or if you have hulu, they have it on there. Anyway, I've only managed to join the popular clique. I had high looks. But it was only once. After that, i couldn't join any cliques. How did you enroll in to other schools? I've gotten expelled when I was like six or so lol. But I was never put back in school. I gave my principal a box of chocolates and her appreciation was at 79. Her name was ms. fatty lol. Not joking. I should've gotten her a tred mill lol. i tried giving my history teacher a dead daisy and I got sent to the principal's office.
Sabrina, lol you always get the crazy animals. I'm always trying. I buy the animals with their crazy stat at 100. But they never do anything. Really? you Got the family guy ribbon? That one is actually one of the hardest ribbons to get, believe it or not.
So this has never happened to me before. I tried to kill the mother of my child because I hate her so much. Well, I tried the stairway to hell treatment but instead i died. Lol I can't stop laughing. My girlfriend jumped out of the way and I fell. So it was a murder gone wrong. I continued as my child. This gets me mad. So I left 251 million to my son, but I didn't get the full 251 million because I had to pay 98 million to the US government. And I didn't get the castle and two cars that I bought. So since I'm playing as my son, I hate my mom and insult her and argue with her when ever I do something bad at school. It's her fault that my dad fell down the stairs, instead of her. But she gave me 74 dollars when I asked, even though I have like 154 million or so lol.

I forgot to say that I agree. If we have millions and were in prison, it just sits there collecting dust. Snacks would be yummy and profitable lol. It would be fun to break in the medical office and steal drugs and sell them. I would love to have famous parents and go to private school and be extremely snobby and entitled lol. I wish it would give us the option to choose what kind of school we put our kids. Like if we choose private school, it'll tell us how much it costs.

I have made everyone in my family hate me. Well, there’s only me, my brother Jamal and my parents but still. My parents won’t do anything with me but my brother does.
It was very hard to get that ribbon. One day I am going to try to get the cat lady ribbon which also seems hard.

Okay I had a teacher trying to seduce me. I let him do it and then I reported him. He got fired. And I had a bully throught most of my school years and while thinking of his last name, Scrouge, or however you spell that, and I think he was the son of the headmaster.

Lmao you guys are making me laugh so much. X2 I don't want to stray from the actual topic but I know about family guy and the second episode was way funnier than the last. Lol. When I got expelled it just said that I'm now enrolled to a different high school which means that my parents probably did something to make it happen. And miss fatty. Lol I would've done the same thing. I wanted to give the principal a box of Cuban cigars but that was like over $100. My target was to buy horrible things that cost anything under $100. I'm yet to find the box of dead cockroaches. I want to give it to my dad and one of my teachers. Sabrina wow I'm so waiting for that to happen to me. I would report the teacher. Or I will try to seduce my teacher and if she goes through with it I will report her.

Okay, I was clubbing and a gogo dancer decided to bother me and I argued with her. She attacked me with a boomerang and I attacked her back. Well, I think I took that way too far because I killed her by accident. I hired the best lawyers but not even them can help me.

So I was 17 and again gave my teachers horrible gifts to the point where I gave the principal an ashtray and he expelled me. There was only 1 female teacher and I gave her some flowers and her appreciation was very high. I can't understand how me giving my history teacher an umbrella would send me to the principal's office. Everytime I went there I always insult him. My parents hate me so much now they didn't even care that I was expelled and looked like they got phone calls from the principal but never did anything about it. I only give really good gifts to my brother and sister. I gave him a train set and she got a bitizenship. Their appreciation was over 90%. And lol I gave my mom 1 ply toilet paper. I burst out laughing. Her appreciation was 0. I gave my girlfriend a vibrater and she really loved that. Her appreciation was 90 as well. She went on birth control but she's nice to me so I won't do anything to her bad. I think in a next life that I play I might if I could afford it give my teachers really expensive gifts and see what happens. Now I'm 18 and obviously I may not be able to get in to university but if I don't get in to community colledge I will use the job recruiter and see what I get and work from there. My school days are over. Lol. I'm nice now but not to my parents.

I didn't even know that was an option. So I payed $1000 and got all my high school qualifications. I didn't make it in to university yet because it only sent up my smarts by 4. If I had 80% I know I would've made it in. but I only tried to seduce one teacher and it didn't work so I think I will be nice till I get in to university and see what happens.

Sabrina, The cat lady ribbon isn’t really that hard. You just Gotta dedicate your entire life to cats. You can’t have any lovers, don’t interact with your family, don’t try to work hard at work, and try to spend as much time with your cats as much as possible. O and try to have more than three cats, with three being the minimum amount. And I haven’t made it to college or university ever since the school update came out, believe it or not. I either die before I graduate high school or my smarts are too low. I’m currently playing as my son and his smarts are at 55 or 60, I don’t remember. I’m not getting into college for sure lol. but if I do make it that far, you bet I am going to cause some problems lol.
Ornella, I haven’t seen the second episode yet. I’m waiting for at least four or five episodes to be out so I can binge watch it. I’ve only seen the first half of the first episode. And really? They have a GED program? I didn’t know they added that. Then again, I haven’t made it past high school graduation. But I would’ve thought they would’ve added that in the description of the update. How is an ashtray a horrible gift? You can use it as a decoration. Well, at least in my opinion you can. and you can fill it with those little squishy balls that are scented lol. You can usually find them in plastic jars with the lid having holes in them. I don’t know if you know what I’m talking about but people put them in their bathroom. Anyway, I don’t think an ashtray is a horrible gift. My grandma has an antique ashtray and its decoration. I don’t know, I guess I’m just weird lol. And an umbrella? Really? Lol what if it was raining and he didn’t have anything to cover himself. If I gave my teacher in umbrella and their appreciation was low, I would’ve insulted them, no hesitation lol. I’ve given my mom a used vibrator before lol.
How many clubs can you join? I finally got excepted into the football team. And now I am in the jocks clique, yay! I also joined the animal rights club. My first year of high school, the jocks didn’t except me. I don’t know if it’s because I was fresh meat or because I was part of the animal rights club. now that I’m in football, I can’t misbehave in school because the teachers will fail me. So I guess, I have to be a good boy lol.

I didn't get to join any clubs because of my part time job as a pool cleaner. Mind you it was only one job so I don't know if that job was in the morning or the evening time. In real life all the extra school activities take place when school is over. I know the thing you're talking about. When the scent goes away from it I would squish it and throw it away. Lol. Now my girlfriend don't want to sign a prenup and I really like her. I think she might leave me. But I did lots of things to bring up the relationship like spent time with her and took her to the movies and all those things but she still don't want to sign a prenup. If she leaves I will find someone else of course. The job recruiter chose a trucker for me so that's my job. Now I think my salary is over 38k. Side note pay attention to the 3rd episode. Won't spoil it.

Basicaally I got a popup saying my mom called me äomething rude. I insusuld her back and ähe asaulted me and there is an option to call 0the copä.

My parents don't assault me and never do me anything when I insult them. If I have plenty money I will kill her but those dam lawyers. They screwed me over for a botched surjery. Wasted $18000 for nothing.

Was typing on the go and didn’t concentrate. Anyway whahappened was tthat we were talking and argued and then my mom insulted me and I insulted her back and she attacked me. Not nice. Once again n´in the goth’s cleaque. I like that.

Honestly? I am sick. I don’t remember right on hand what it was but hope it won’t give me too much trouble. I am seven and am playing hell with the school. My mother died and my father hates me. I probably won’t live to the time where I can date but hope I will. Oh and there is a bully at school who steals my lunch money all the time. I remember one of my past lives when I had the same bully for most of school, primary, lower secondary and the other secondary. He had the same last name as my headmaster so I actually suspect that David Scrouge was the headmaster’s son. I tried being as mean as possible with him but he didn’t die. I remember once I got killed as a child because I insulted a student and they attacked me with a pencil. That made me feel really stupid. Not getting the cat lady ribbon in this life because I am working hard to even stay alive. I am the child of the one being bullied. Has anyone managed to get something out of flirting with class mates? The highest reaction was just 23 percent which was not sufficiant to satisfy me. The scary thing was that they had the same name as my ex.

If your health is at 0 go to the emergency room then go to the gym. I think I got something out of flirting. I can't remember what their reception was but in this same life the girl I'm talking about she and I have been together for almost 7 years. She has a really good job and still don't want to sign a prenup. I will wait for to break up with me then kill her probably or not. sometimes they always want to get back together and I will make her sign a prenup again and if she doesn't I will break up with her. School bullies I just lunge at them. Don't care. But sometimes if you report them they get suspended.

Sabrina, I flirted with a classmate and her receptiveness was at 94%. She asked me out and I said yes lol. I was trying so hard to date her. I bought her a Hydro flask and a Levi’s jean jacket. her appreciation was pretty low for both, I think they were both under 30%. I didn’t care though, I am in football and a part of the jocks clique and she’s in tennis and part of the popular clique, so yay! I was hoping to date a cheerleader lol. The typical stereotype, football player dating One of the cheerleaders. and I do the same thing. Whenever I get bullied, I just lunge at them. Don’t think, just do lol.
Ornella, 18,000? That’s crazy! What surgery did they mess up? how’s the trucker job going? Does it pay good?
So I might make it to college! I don’t wanna get my hopes up but it looks like it’s going pretty good. Well, as good as it can get for me and my murderous mother lol.

I think it was the nose job. Can't remember. Might have to check the log. I got promoted and my salary is now 58k for now. So far so good.

Oh wow, 58K? That’s not bad. Every time I want a doctor to mess up one of my cosmetic surgeries, it never happens lol. I want to sue people. I got dumb scissors when I open the app. It’s my second day in a row getting bad heirlooms. Yesterday I think I got a basketball.

Well I got a skateboard worth $132. Didn't get anyone to buy it yet. The bad one I got today was an akrilic paint set worth $38. Got $34 for it. I didn't get to play yesterday so will continue today and see what happens. You're very lucky with surgerys because I don't want them to botch mines in the event that I would looze the lawsuit.

So my girlfriend who I was with for 7 years finally broke up with me. Her excuse was that I'm a slow walker. I insulted her one last time and called her a bang hole. Lol. I met someone else and I'm already married and have 2 girls with her. Now this is the thing I don't get. The first girl has $20k and refused to sign a prenup but the girl that I married has only $147 and with no hesitation she signed the prenup with no trouble at all. The next thing is that with me buying a very tiny house where are the 2 kids and my wife going to fit? Ony one room and a bathroom. I think that should change though. In a previous life I did have a 1 room and bath and had 9 kids. Where did they all sleep? I'm thinking that the house is just there for a house party or to show that you own it. Now I don't even care how the house looks. The condition is 17%. I think we do a lot more with the cars than the house.

I understand where you're coming from but if a person signs a prenup whether they have little or no money in the end they gain and looze nothing. And why I bring that up about the house is because you buy so much animals to the point where it says you don't have enough space or what ever but its ok to have 9 plus kids in a one bedroom apartment. I just don't care about the conditions of the house because nothing pops up about it and I hardly throw house parties because the lawyers will suck my money out of my hands. Speaking of money they should have a bank. I know they have a thing that says bank balance but not that. I mean like you deposit how much money you want and you get interest on it. if you're in debt you could possibly go to the bank and its up to them if they want to loan you money obviously the house and car could use for calateral but who knows. I also think they should if we don't want to have kids and are married use condoms if the wife don't want to go on birth control. In a previous game I made a woman go on it and she assaulted me so I left her. And that would be another use of our money. Lol.

I forgot to say the only thing we have close to a lone is when we buy a house and one of the options is “apply for a mortgage. Same for cars. One of the options says “apply for a car lone”. Thats the only thing mentioned about lones and stuff.

I'm the opposite. I prefer kids over animals because in this game the animals eat your money and I mean literally. I'm 30 years old and have 6 kids already. All are girls. And one time I had to try 5 times in the same year and then she got pregnant. Well I'm rich so I could take care of them. I buy each one along with my wife and brother and sister a gift each year. I mean why not. They are all nice to me. I just left out my parents. I no longer give them stupid gifts or even try to spend time with them. When they die whether I inherit money from them or not I'm skipping both their funerals. As I write I'm opening the app to see what heirloom I get. Oh god. Gross. A 2007 spelling b trophy worth $1. Sold it and what do you know. First time I managed to get a sale for a dollar item. It was sold for the same price. I miss getting notifications where it would say you found $97 on the grass. The idea for condoms I think some stuff should pop up for it as well. Like the condom broke or was defective. Lol. If our kids found that out they would really hate us like how we hate our parents.

Wait how did your mom kill your dad? I never had that happen before. And me personally I love key chains. I have probably 3 keys and have more than enough keychains to give to the village. Lol. Exaggerating. On the topic of gift giving I don't know anymore. I gave 3 of my babies rattles and their appreciation was over 90%. My brother is in his 20's I gave him an echo dot and his appreciation was like 13%. So I'm a very bad gift giver. Either that or something is wrong with this game. When I give my wife flowers like she don't like it. Who don't like flowers. Good thing I didn't spend 10 grand on a rol x watch for my sister. I had the money I just didn't feel like it. So I have 9 kids and still so young. 7 girls and 2 boys. I just want to see how much I could have with that one person. One time I had to try with her 6 times in one year. And I was yelling at the phone saying girl hurry up and get pregnant you're making me tired. Lol. Still no twins as yet. I do agree with you aoubt the pop ups for when making love but this game is already so graphic in detail I feel people will get mad if they add more things. I was thinking if they could let us customize the options our self. Example with the item picker. Select scented candles have some wine and strawberries things like that. Of course it would be another way to use money.