BitLife - Life Simulator

Hey guys. In the game I’ve just started university. How can I get a higher degree than undergraduate?

I think you need to go to graduate school.

I don’t see how to do that

@ornella, is that how you got $1 million at 16? That makes lots of sense. Also, when it comes to BitLife, you’re pretty lucky compared to me lol. Every time I continue as one of my kids, I always play when they’re adults. Only once have I played my only son, he was three years old, and he inherited 300,000 from me. when I first played as a lawyer, I had 130 million. And when I died I continued as my son but he had to pay, I think 60 million to the government. So I only have 70 million as my son. And when I continued as his son, I only got 50 million because I had to pay 20 million to the government or something like that. Anyway, long story short, I hated it lol.
@moopie curran, that sucks, it would be cool if adding a picture was an option. I know the characters we play as have pictures. And I added my sister to the game and she appeared as a lover lol. So I immediately turned her down. And when I killed my husband, she appeared as an exes’ wife. So I also killed her lol. She also appeared as the real estate companies. Both of them had her name, the only difference was that, one ended with realtor, and the other ended with Realty.
@ Country music fan, what kind of job are you trying to get? Or what are you going to school for? Or are you just going just because. Or are you trying to get a certain job? It depends what you want to do. You have to complete university first in order to go to graduate school. You can’t directly enter into graduate school.
Has anyone ever owned a gorilla? I want to see what happens if I own one but before I do, I want to know if anyone has, what was your experience with it? Was it crazy? Was it fun? I’m just curious lol.

I tell you this game has it out for me. lol. I was minding my own business walking down the street someone came up and bothered me. I attacked him and ended up in jail for a year. It wasn't even my fault he started it. Lol. My lawyers screwed me over and lost the appeal. The sad part about it is that it was so hard to find a job because of my criminal record. I had to narrow it down to a worm picker. I tell you next time I get Canada in the list I changing it. I got some prayer beeds worth 8 dollars and I closed the app and reopened it by accident and it disappeared. So it looked like I didn't get the heirloom and I didn't want that one anyway. I have a daughter at the age of 16. So I'm just going to age up and take care of her and probably have a vasectamee. X2, yes I can't remember the item I got but when my dad died I got over 300k and all that added up to a million dollars back then. I never saw a gurilla in the pet shop as yet. To me pets are so time consuming and it eats up your money so most times or never I use that option.

So I finally died as a pornstar lol. It took me a while because I like to make that money, even though most of it came from the casino. Anyway, here’s my obituary. Nora Deen's life was cut short by a knuckleduster at the age of 65. Her funeral was attended by her two loving children, Elektra and Sean, and her three grandchildren. Her new boyfriend, Paul, went to scare random people while pretending to be statues instead.

A glamorous young woman, Nora's dreams came true when she became a famous porn star. Rumors suggest she was wild in bed. My boyfriend put me out of my misery lol. And the part it said about being wild in bed, I guess it’s true lol. Now I’m playing as a female and this is how is was conceived. I was born a female in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. I was conceived on the washing machine. The machine was on the spin cycle. So I’m a washing machine baby lol. This one is going to be a speed game.I don’t think canada likes you. Last time didn’t something bad happen to you? O and before I forget, since you said heirloom. I got a whisky bottle worth 276,000 but i only got 273,000. And I got a rollex watch worth 27,000. Those are pretty ok but there not as good as the ones worth like 500 or600k. And yes i agree, pets do eat up your money. I haven’t had pets in a while, in the game of course.

When I get a life like that it makes me rage. They are so graphic when it comes to being conceived. I got that washing machine thing many times. Bad things always happens to me in Canada. Lol. I didn't open the app for the day yet so I'm yet to see what heirloom I will be getting. Something's telling me its not good.

Lol thats humans for you. And really? This is my first time getting the washing machine sex thing. Canada just not your thing. Why do you think its going to be good?

That washing machine thing always sends me crazy. I've gotten that countless times. And I thought the heirloom was going to be not good. instead it turned out good. I got some iceskates worhth $3000 and when I sold it I got the same amount for it. So it wasn't bad after all. I broke up with my girlfriend because I came home and found her having an orgy. Lol.

Lol like I said, that’s humans for you. Your girlfriend proved that lol. I’ve never gotten cheated on. When that happens, does it give you options like insult, rumble, forget about it, etc.? I want that to happen to me so I can assault them lol. And wow! 3000 for ice skates? Were they made of gold or something? I got another stupid funeral urn, it’s worth $1000. But when I checked, it was only worth 375 and no one wanted the damn thing lol.

that's correct when your partner cheats on you there are options like forgive, insult, and rumble or break up. I wanted to insult but I just got fedup and wanted the game to end quickly so I broke up with her. She was my daughter's mother so I wanted to be nice even though in the end my daughter was so ungreatful that she didn't attend my funeral. Thank god she didn't go to coledge because that was one thing I didn't have to pay for. I had 3 lovers and I filed restraining orders on all of them. The weird thing was with the last one I was married to her for 50 years and at around age 90 she wanted a divorce because she was seeing someone else so I gave it to her and a year later she wanted to get back together with me and I was like hell no. Thank god I made her sign a prenup. My mom didn't want to pay my colledge so I skipped her funeral. When I retired as a worm picker I got a pension of $12000. I retired because I had plenty money. I even bought a one room house because I know I didn't want to live in Canada. I bought 2 cars all through that life and they were cheap. Anytime I get a stupid heirloom like a toy game or dice or anything worth almost nothing I might just close the app and reopen it so it would look like I got nothing. The iceskates, have no idea what that thing is made of but it was better than nothing. Now I'm living in France. In high-school now and I'm not sure how I'm going to play that life out given that I was an accidental pregnancy. Oh and my sister attacked me because I turned down a cat my parents wanted to buy and she wasn't even living there so you know when I get out of school its revenge. Lol. A question. If anyone do the free lance gigs which ones do you choose? I always go with the baby sitter first because only like at 15 then they will allow you to do the tutering if you wanted to. And I do that one because that's like the highest paying job. I was able to rack up $2000 by just doing that alone for a year.

@X2 if you think Switzerland is expensive well its not compared to france. $35 to go to the jim, $600 for a haircut, almost $100 for nail treatment. All the free lance jobs I did for one year I blew it on the hair salon. I spent over $1000 on hair extentions. I'm community colledge now. I could only imagine what a house and car would cost.

Lol your wife divorces you but she wanted to get back with you? What was her excuse? Last time my girlfriend wanted to get with me because she missed my loud snoring lol. Wouldn’t you think at 90, your wife would leave games behind in her youth? So did you ever leave canada? Since you said you had enough money to buy a house and 2 cars. Lol your sister attacked you just because you didn’t want a cat? Thats never happened to me. And next time i get a dumb heirloom, i’ll just close the app out. Really? France is expensive too? It’s because Europe is classy lol. To go to the gym in switzerland, it also costs 35. 600 for haircut? Omg might as well cut your own hair lol. I bet school is super expensive. How much did you pay? Or did you pay at all, since your in community college? I wonder how much the cost of living is in italy?
So far living in saudi arabia its been quite an experience lol. There’s no casino because gambling is illegal. My boyfriend got me pregnant twice and i aborted it both times. He proposed to me twice and i said no both times. He broke up with me and then wanted to get back together and said yes. But then he left me again because i wasn’t having sex with him lol. So finally i killed him because, well, just because lol. I killed him by dropping a toaster in his bath. I also killed my x flinng with a drive by. I tried to leave the country twice, once to Italy and the second time to Ireland. I was caught both times. And now i’m sentenced to die by beheading on my 37th birthday lol. So yeah, its been an adventure for me lol.

When ever i play as someone with high smarts, i usually do the tutering since it pays really good. If not, i do what you did, babysit, well, more like pet sit. If you have high smarts, tutering should be easy. Have you gotten a part time job when you were in high school? Whenever i want to, i can’t because i’m not yet 18. What do you plan on becoming? Or are you just going to college just because? I went to school for biology that way i can get the dentist achievement, but the dumb dentist school rejected my application.

Dm that's how I always thought of it. Like if they are 19% crazy I think they are going to cheat on me but that don't happen. X2 since that game is over I can't remember what her excuse was for wanting me back. I didn't leave Canada because the game was ending soon. I don't remember having to pay for community colledge but I was trying to do the lawyer thing again but I didn't have good smarts. For the free lance gigs no matter what smarts you have you will still be able to do the tutering no matter what but its only allowed when you are age 15. The only part time job I was able to get while going to school and I think they allow you to do it at age 16 is the newspaper delivery person or the sign holder job. When you're 18 you could do anything you wish but if you have a criminal record there might be some problems. In France all those alternative treatments is like over $200 and up. I can't remember the consoltation fee but I think its over $100.

I always try to aim for the crazy ones lol. Usually 80 and up. The crazy ones always give me a reason to kill them since they have a higher chance of assaulting me when I insult them. Or if I just want the game to end already, I lower my health to zero by doing tons of drugs and drinking and then I insult my partner hoping to get assaulted lol. Oh that reminds me, has anyone gone to jail as a minor? Or is that not yet possible in the game? I am curious, it would be lots of fun if we can commit crimes as teenagers and go to jail or juvenile hall whatever it’s called.

Craziness is awesome. I had a son who was not nice and so ungrateful and I had a pet boa. It went wild and attacked the boy and he died.
I couldn't reward it right there but I gave her several treats, until she attacked me a couple of years later because I yelled at her. Then, two years later she died, three years before I did.

I think you could go to jail at 16 but I can't remember. I will have to test that out or someone can if they want. What I remember, I was 16 living in Canada of course when I got the game I dated a 15 year old or was I 17 can't remember much but I got caught for underaged dating. I think I went to jail but not sure how long I was in there for.

@sabrina, i’m jealous of you lol. You always get crazy pets that attack you or someone. I got a jaguar with 100 craziness but he didn’t do anything to anybody even though I yelled at him when he broke a tree. I’ve had cats that killed each other but never other things.
@ornella, I want to go to jail as a minor and see what options they have. Imagine joining a gang of minors lol. I don’t know why I think that’s funny. Has anyone gotten arrested for under age people at your house party? or someone overdosing? I threw a house party and the police showed up and found 10 minors. I had 30 guests. I was found not guilty though so it’s all good lol.

Yes I've had some of those things where they found some minors at my party and everything turned out good because you know being rich says a lot. When someone overdosed I just take them to the hospital. Can't remember the last time I had a houseparty. Lol. Speaking about that I think they should make us spend money for parties to show off on neighbours like hire a dj buy the most expensive food and boos. That type of thing.

Yes I agree. That would be so much fun! it would also be fun if they made it to where our neighbors would try to fight us because of how jealous they are of the party. Or because they didn’t get invited to our party lol. and the options would be the usual ones, insult, rumble, ignore, and call the cops. Since they’re trying to start something on private property. it would also be cool if we could rent out places. You know how we can choose the location of our wedding. Well, it would be like that but for a party. Lol hell yeah being rich says a lot. But sometimes it gets you no where. have you ever bribed the prison guards? I’m thinking about bribing them but I’m curious, do they protect you? Even though I’m in a gang but still.

I've bribed a prison guard and I think they protect you because when I aged up you know how you would get the pop ups saying that you're in the food line and you run in to someone who is busted for fraud or something like that. Well that don't happen. Or it might depend on the guards. And sometimes you could get caught bribing so more jail time.

When I was living in France as soon as I turned 18 my parents bought me a Toyota korola. Of course I took it and in that same year I murdered my sister because she attacked me in earlier years. Lol. I got away with that because it was a drive by so didn't have to steal a car or anything. I attended her funeral to make it look like I didn't do it and then I payed over $2000 to move to the US. All in that year. The thing I don't understand is that while I didn't get in to university in france to study political science because of low smarts I'm able to do it with 49 smarts and I had that same amount when I was there. Also I didn't even sell my car but managed to have it in the US. Wonder if that's a bug. If that's not the case then that must be a long drive. Lol.

O ok I see what you mean. Really? You get caught bribing a guard? They probably snitch you out. Well, like I said, Europe is classy. Maybe they want smart people and your smarts didn’t meet their standards lol. and really? You left France to the US but your car is still with you? it can either fly or swim.
Lol well I die before my execution date. I died courtesy of a belt lol. An inmate slapped my waist with it, so yeah. Be careful of people slapping your waist with a belt. Now I’m playing a character who is born in your favorite place, Canada, lol jk. No but for real, I was born in Canada but my mom moved me, my half-sister, and her to Argentina. But as soon as I turn 18, I moved back to Canada. when I left Argentina, I left with 3 million that I made in the casino. This is going to be a speed game. I’m focusing on getting as much career achievements as I can. So I’m currently an apprentice cameramen, after the 20 years are up, I’m going to retire and work another 20 years at another job and so on. I’m going to do that until I die lol. I hate my half-sister. I tried to have a conversation with her and she attacked me. She lacerated my brain with a beer bottle. I would’ve killed her but I wanted to get the hell out of there as soon as possible. Well, at least she can’t hurt me right?
That reminds me, since you moved to the US, where in the US are you living at now? Weirdly enough, I actually moved back to the city I was born in, which was Ottawa, Canada.

You made me laugh so much with that life of yours. Lol. Living in Pencilvania. Pitsberg to be exact. I can't remember where I was living in France but I wanted to get the hell out of there because if I wanted to look good it would be like I'm working for nothing. And you know how that could be. I didn't even check to see how much a house would cost. Wonder if the cops will solve the murder and come back to get me? I remember I killed someone and I didn't flee and like about 10 years I got caught for it. I forgot to mention something about the heirlooms. I was kind of lucky with the cheap ones. I mean money is money so you take what ever you get. I got a fountain pen worth $35 and I got $47 for it. I got another cheap thing as well but can't remember but got money for it. Since this update or the previous one when they brought the prison stuff in I don't get notifications like I used to. Example someone is trying to steal your car. Or, you found $99 on the grass. About the casino I only play that when I'm bored or never. Why I don't is because the bets are so high you can't adjust it to what you want. I prefer wasting money in the lottery. Can't remember the last time I won that thing. I got a camping tent again. No one wants it for now.

Lol that sounds like a nice title for a movie. But since moving to the US., Every one of my operations was botched and by both doctors combined. Twice I sued in the same year and won my 1 million dollar each lawsuit. The third time I lost I didn't win but I was like dam being ugly pays. That money I spent a million on a luxurious palace and looks like I have to spend money on lawyers each year because each and every time I have a party the neighbours complain about the noise and I get caught with drugs and serving alcohol to underaged minors. I adopted a daughter and I have 1 kid with my husband. Even though I am rich I didn't choose an expensive wedding. it was in a church and went to Italy for the honeymoon. I try to adopt and have plenty kids each year. My husband is 6 years older than me.

Once again, I HATE my mother. I have wanted three pets as a child, but she refused that and paying my education and buying me a car. I am so pissed with her that I will insult her ten times per year until she dies and when she does I will skip the funeral! I am currently having a well paid job as a mid wife. Thanks to my stupid, incompetent mother, I am in debt because I had to take a student loan. I used the job recruiter. I am also working as a pizza maker, which is great because I love pizza. I just hope my mom dies soon so I can skip her funeral. I am a lesbian and I am living somewhere where I cannot marry my girlfriend so I am going to emegrate to somewhere else and hope she will come with me. I am not going to become straight!

Why not finish her off there? lol. Just kill her and you get all her money. My stupid sister attacked me because I didn't want the pet cat and she wasn't living there. She moved out. So I killed her. She started it first.

Looks like every time my Brazilian butlift surgery was botched and I mean each and every time was meant to kill me. I died at the age of 21 and everyone in my family came to my funeral. Not one bad thing was said about me. Now my character is a male living in Chilly and lets see how it goes. Already have 100 smarts at the age of 6 and have half way good looks and my parents conceived me on their honeymoon so that's not a bad thing.

@ornella, lol “being rich and ugly” sounds like a movie title that could be found in bitlife. How did you become rich? Do yu have a good paying job? Or did you inherit the money? I’m just curious. I’ve never had a bauched procedure. I’ve only had it once but it didn’t really affect my looks, i forgot what it was. So i’m still able to insult my stupid half sister, even though we live in different countries. I wonder if she can still assault me, i doubt it , but then again, you never know with this game lol. I also adopted a daughter because no one wanted to have a kid with me. And i need someone to inherit my money. This daughter of mine better be grateful because i rescued her in a way lol. If not, i’m going to make sure she takes a permanent nap lol. And wow you didn’t get kinki parents this time lol. And wow 100 smarts? You can do big things in your life lol. And really? Not one bad thing was said at your funeral? Man! If i had a dollar every time something bad was said at one of my funerals, I’d be rich lol.
@sabrina, i agree with ornella. Just kill your sweet mother lol. Make her disappear 6 feet under lol. I would if i were you.

When I said being rich and ugly I meant that because of my botched surgeries I won the million dollar lawsuit twice. So I was like I don't care how I look. Lol. I didn't even start working yet. I was in university. There were few times when only good things were said about me for my funeral but I'm surprised that everyone in my family flew in to attend my funeral with the exception of my dead sister. Lol.

The school update is finally out! Here it is:
Listen up! Class is in session, Bitizens! This is the much anticipated School Update, otherwise known as the "It's Time to Get Rowdy at School Update", assuming the idea of acting up in class, disrespecting your teachers, and skipping school piques your interest. Or perhaps you'd rather become a conscientious student who leave apples on your teachers' desks, snitches out your misbehaving classmates, and achieves straight A's as the captain of the basketball team. Whatever you decide to do, we can't wait to hear about it so hit us up on our socials and show us what's possible in this huge new version of BitLife! Here's the full list of new things in this update: • School life -- we took all your best suggestions and put them in the game! • Interact with your school classmates! • Interact with your school teachers! • School activities: from the football team to the marching band • School cliques: from the jocks to the band geeks • Frats and sororities in the US & Canada • Grade school tiers by country, including middle school • Scrape you knee on the playground? Good thing there's a school nurse • The intelligence test mini-game has been overhauled per your feedback • Global leaderboards show you the top BitLife players each day • Tons of interface tweaks and bug fixes

Well, your family loved you then. That or you were good to them. Either way, at least your family went instead of skipping out and getting massages like my parents did lol. I am excited for the new update. Let me just die real quick and I’ll let you know how my school life is going. Knowing my luck, it’s going to be bad lol.

I'm going to update. Didn't even realize. I have a good game going now but if I update I will still be able to use the features so I won't do a speed game this time.

In the update, they also fixed the memory test. It’s kind of hard to explain how to play it, but through trial and error, you should eventually be able to master it.

The key is in swiping. Once you learn where all the notes are you are all set.

I just play the rest of the game and leave that out. When I tried to get to one note or what ever its called the game was over but thank god my smarts didn't go down. Anyone knows how to join a cleet? I know you have to do bad things but no one wants me to join. lol. This school update is fun. I insulted lots of teachers and plenty classmates for no reason at all. Even skipped school but never got caught as yet.

Well, i had an interesting experience whith school lol. My music teacher, mrs. fatty, called me a clown in front of the whole class and i attacked her lol. I flattened her nose. I smacked her forehead. I was sent to the principal’s office and i argued with her. I also argued with my dad because he got a call from the school lol. I tried to join a group but i was rejected, nothing new lol.
I don’t even bother with the mini games at all. I just know that the intelligence test is like the memory game. Besides the sound, each sequence has colors in an order. For example, the first sequence would be something like, red, red, blue, green. The second one, red,red, blue, green, green. The third one, red, red, blue, green, green, yellow. And so on. And if you mess up one color, then thats it. I had a sighted person play it for me. It was fun butt pretty visual. And yeah, i guess you Can try to do it, nothing wrong with that. But knowing me, i’ll mess up before the test even began lol.

Ornella, i couldn’t join a group either . I got in to lots of trouble and tried to join the troublemakers but was turned down. A girl that i had a crush on in elementary school, is now gay and part of the mean girls group lol. I insulted her and she attacked me. i went to the bathroom on the floor in my music teacher’s room lol. I think someone told on me because it said that i did it before school started lol.

One thing I noticed is that for different countries they have different schooling. Example when I lived in Chilly, I started school at the age of 6 now I'm in England I started at the age of 5. I'm playing this game both ways. i'm good and bad when the time calls for it. Certain things in school I think is now ridiculous. I attacked a bully and he shot my overy's with a shotgun. I know this is a joke and all that but I don't mind them putting that kind of thing when fighting as an adult and how come I'm even still alive. What is a kid doing with a machine gun in school? The nurse gave me some medicine to treat that problem and all of a sudden I'm ok. Everytime my mom don't give me money I insulted her. She's a writer and so damn cheap? Lol. My dad is unknown. At the age of 10 I asked the boy who I was going out with to marry me. Lol. He rejected but why is that even there at that time?

I did it; I killed my sweet mama because she was not nice. Just got rejected by a girl at school with because I wanted to take him to the dance. I love messing with my classmates.

When I was in Chilly I killed my dad and got away with it but got no money for it but when I tried to kil my mom doing the same drive by she called the cops on me and didn't see the option for public defender. Look like they took it out for some countries.

OK, so after playing through the memory test for a while, I’ve come up with a hopefully helpful guide on how to play it.
When you enter the memory test, there will be a start button. It used to be that as soon as you entered it you would immediately start playing, but not anymore. If you swipe left from the start button, you will notice four buttons that are not labeled. They should be dimmed since you haven’t hit the start button yet.
There are four possible notes. The high note, the very high note, the low note, and the very low note.
When you hear the low note, swipe left from the Bitlife community button. It should be the first unlabeled button you here.
When you hear the very high note, swipe left twice from the BitLife community button. It should be the second unlabeled button.
When you hear the very low note, swipe left three times from the BitLife community button. It should be the third unlabeled button.
Finally, when you hear the high note, swipe left four times from the BitLife community button. It should be the fourth unlabeled button.
It’s also important to note that when you hit the start button, and you hear the first note, that is considered a sequence. For example, one note would be one sequence, two Notes would be considered two sequences, three notes would be considered three sequences, you get the idea. They add one note each time.
Hope this helps.

I have an ex that I have set as a custom person. He was in school with me and I messed with him and he didn't care but my health was low because of illness and basically what happened was that I insulted him and he attacked me with a pen and I died. If I ever see him in another life...

I started a new life. I started school and I saw my name as a student and so I insulted her and messed her and it ended up with me going to the principle and I insulted him. I wanted to continue but my mom decided that we were going to move and I had to start a new school. I had lots of fun there and actually asaulted a teacher for some reason and I was sent to the headmaster and attacked him and he expelled me. So now I am in a new school, but I got expelled, finally!

Wow you had quite the experience. I was only suspended for 2 days from school because I insulted the headmaster. In this life now its like I'm so pretty and no one wanted me at the time. Like each year a guy keeps breaking up with me for no reason. I lost my first baby to a miscarriage. Should've never gone to get a massage. Lol. As soon as I did the massage it said I had a miscarriage and I enjoyed the massage 5%. So that's how I think I lost it. I am 19 and I have a baby boy. I thought I was going to go to university but rejected and I had 79 smarts. Doing community colledge and will try for nursing hopefully. I notice that if you're under the age of 18 the gym is free. Well in England it is. And Joel thanks for the tips for the memory test game but whether its accessible or not I won't play it. I'm more interested in them making the home burglary playable.

This school update is really fun! I yell at my parents every tie they get a phone call from my school about my behavior lol. I called my teacher, mrs. Glasscock, a crow-toed slut lol. I hated her so much. I gave her a complement and her appreciation was 5%. I also gave a cake to my PE teacher, mr. Semen, and he told me stop being so obvious. It was his freaken birthday!lol how ungrateful. O did i mention that he was gay? How ironic. I died at the age of 17 from mad cow disease. My mom was the only who came. My sister couldn’t be bothered. Should’ve killed her lol. Now i’m playing as someone with high looks, and i was able to join the popular clique. It was awesome. Every time i disrespected/fought with my teacher, i apologize to the principal. Has anyone been able to join any sports clubs? I can’t because its either my grades are pour or my fittness is to low. If not, it will say that i don’t have time for sports. Also, has anyone slept with there kid’s teacher? Is that even possible? If so, how was it. Ever since the new update, i can’t make it passed 18 because my health is to low from all the fights i get in to during school lol. This life i think i’m going to make it, hopefully i do.
Ornella, i agree. This girl asked me out when i was 10 and i said yes. And when i went to look at the options for her under the relationship tab, it said birth control. What 10 year old needs to take birth control? Lol. I thought that was funny. I also proposed to her and she said no. All this happened while i was 10 lol. My parents hate me since i was like 5 or 6 because of my bad behavior lol. I might kill them.
@joel, thanks for the guide on how to use the memory test. I’ll give it a try. But i agree with ornella, they should make the burglary accessible. Now that would be super fun.