BitLife - Life Simulator

I have really good timing. Your comment was posted 21 seconds ago. Haha. With the fake jewelry I gave it to my mom to test it out and like she don't know any better so she took it. I didn't want to give it to my husband because he gave me a really nice engagement ring. I appraised it and it was worth $70000. I so wanted to pawn it but its a bug we can't. That life is over now because it made me mad how each year I keep having to go to the doctor. I just left it alone and died of old age. My husband died before me like a year or 2 and I died at age 100. I bought a charm and it was worth $18. I thought I could hook it on to a bracelet or something but I gave it to my son. He could do what ever he want with it. I adopted a neighbour's kid because she didn't want him no more. He was 5 at the time and I payed for his education when he wanted it and his appreciation was like 28%. I took him and gave him a good home and a great life. Lol. I didn't even bother buying him a car. I think I saw the air balloon in the aviation shop or the other ones. I can't really remember. I have to get the acter job or the writer. I need to make billions. And the jet maintainance is like an arm and a leg. We could be broke in a blink of an eye. That's one of the things I thought they would've added as well. Like luxury items for your house. I also did vote in that pole and I put yes. I mean its 2020.

What is the longest relationships have lasted for people on bitlife, and how did you do it?

For me some relationships lasted till death which is a good thing. Some don't even last a year. Like I would date someone then age up and they want to break up but that happened a lot in high school. The way to make a relationship last very long on this game is to not date someone with very high craziness. A little over 60% crazy is ok but once you get past 65% and up nothing will never last long. You don't have to spend time with them if you don't want to.

When a paparatsi tries to take my photo I attack them. Lol. Then I see not much purpose buying some of those expensive things because we could only use them for our selves. If I do buy them I will never go on vacation because that's like my vacation. I will take a ride on it. In real life I always wanted to go in an air balloon. For the relationships I just tap on make love once every few years unless if I want lots of babies. Personally I don't like dating crazy people because they do weird things and it gets you in trouble. So sometimes you're trying to live a good life and because of them the remainder of your life is in prison. I got a dumb briefcase. I donated it. No one wanted it no matter what I did. I'm living in Greece. I'm a bastard. It literally said that. Lol. I'm working part time while I'm in high school and doing the free lance. I want to see how much money I could have and hopefully try to get famous. Not sure what I want to study yet but will look for either the voiceover acter job or the writer. I agree with you about the cars. There could be a few options for where we could go and we just drive around and pay for fuel.

I had to take out 2 student loans, one for university, to take nursing, and the other for medical school. I seem to be struggling to pay it back, even as a brain surgeon, what can I do?

While you study you could take a part time job so by the time you finish you would have no trouble to pay for it. I always apply for the scholarship first then I ask my parents if I don't get it and if they don't want to pay for it or can't is only then I take a student loan. Keep aging up and eventually it will get paid off.

Hi. if the dev is in the thread, i have a suggestion. You should add descriptions for the road signs in the driving test.

The dev isn't on here. You have to tweat them on twitter to let them know your suggestion. On another note I have a tip for fame real quick unless if it has been posted already. So if you have 100 looks and you get to sign up for social media do it and start posting each year. By the time you become famous you will already get 50% fame instead of starting out with 8 or 16%. I'm a led acter and in my 30's making millions and being snobby towards my wife and anyone who gets in my way. I bought a fake diamond ring and sold it to someone for $3000 and got 1 year for fraud. Since I was famous I had to appeal and I got out. Thank god there was another acting company willing to hire me. I slept with my supervisor and I argued with my wife about it. Haha. Well now time to go and live this interesting life. I don't have any kidsbecause I want my hot air balloon.

I know I'm picky, but I didn't play last night, after the luxury update came out two nights ago, because in that update, a bug was introduced, where you couldn't pick custom names for your kids and pets. That's probably not a big deal to most people, but it is to me, that's what makes the game so fun. Anyway, just letting people know that bug was squushed in this newest update apparently, haven't tried it yet, will play with it tonight. :)

Hi,
I was playing as myself the other day, the only difference is I was from the Dominican Republic instead of the U.S. because sometimes I try to play from different countries to mix it up a little. In seventh grade, a person in my class was one of my very favorite fictional characters in a series of books I read. Anyway, I asked him to be my friend, and thankfully he accepted, or else I would've probably had to kill him, lol. Anyway, I just kept complimenting and having conversations and spending time with him, and eventually I asked him out when we were 20. I waited until after we graduated, because then I thought it would be less likely for him to break up with me. We eventually married, then moved to San Antonio, and we had 14 kids together. I gave him two cars (because the character in the book series absolutely LOVES cars), but as soon as I gave them to him, he turned around and sold them and pocketed the cash, the little stinker! Anyway, that's my last life, I'll definitely be playing more tonight.

With all the kinds of social media that exist, should we have a drop down in the game listing options, such as Facebook , Twitter, YouTube, and more and be able to choose exactly what kind we would like? maybe we can sign up for all of them if we want and manage each one separately.

I agree with you and since bitlife is on twitter I thought they would've added that in the game. So when we post on facebook then we can post on twitter. I will tell them and hope they add it. I did tweat them and tell them to add luxury furniture along with betting on boxing wrestling and other things. So this is weird I think that since we got the update and I'm talking about the one we got this morning. Maintainance don't seem to work no matter what you do. The condition of the car don't improve and the cars don't last long either. I remember the cars that I would buy in past games and previous updates and they would last over 40 years and more and now the same cars would last like 20 plus years or even less so I don't know what they will do about that. I bought a hot air balloon. It was used but it was the only one on the list so I took it. It cost me $34000. It took me 7 tries to get my boating licence. That was failure. Lol. I heard when some people took their pilot lessons they would crash and die. Lol. If that happened to me with all that money I would be gutted. Haha.

Ornella, hot air balloons are fun. I've been on one. The feeling when rising in the air was so thrilling lol. I liked it though. I don't really care if the person is crazy. I care about looks and money lol. But if i'm lazy then i don't care about there stats. I finally found some good cars that are new. I bought them with no hesitation. When i became famous i started off with 30%. Which i was happy since i usually start off with 8 or 16%. No commercials want to hire me. I think its because i'm a pornstar. Photo shoots have no problem hiring me. Same with books. I'm able to write a lot of them. Although, i do prefer the commercials over the books since commercials pay you millions. I wish we can wear the jewelry. Like there would be an option to wear the jewelry you bought. I also slept with my supervisor but it was before me and my girlfriend were together. Speaking of her, I don't spend time with her at all. The only time i spent time with her was when we had a 3 sum. Lol. I want to try the counseling thing but are relationship is at 85 or so. I don't know if i should make things bad between us. Or leave it as it is and see what happens. Yeah, i thought that maintenance would raise the car's condition. I bought a used car to try it out but nothing happened. Luckily, i got my boating license on the first try. I always try to go with the more reasonable answer. It doesn't always work but its something lol. Omg that happened to me. When going to flight school, i chose to take 10 hours of flight school and i crashed my training unit. Lol. I couldn't stop laughing. I cheated though because i closed out the app. And that happened the very first time trying the flight school feature. Getting the actual pilot license took a few tries. Especially since the question covered a different category every time. But i finally managed to get one.
Lindsay, always try to save the student lone option for your last choice. You'll be paying back the student lone for 20 or 25 years if i'm not mistaken. I haven't applied for a student lone for a long long time. So i don't know if they changed anything. Also like ornella said, you can get a partime job in high school. The partime jobs are available when you turn 16. So having a job through high school and college should help you out a little. You can also try robbing a bank. One time i managed to get almost a million dollars. I think i got 988k. Take some risks. Lol.
Moopie curran, wow 14 kids? Thats a lot of mouthes to feed. Lol. Luckily, when i've given people gifts like cars or houses, they haven't sold them. I would kill them if they did. In my other life i have saved, I'm a famous author and i buy my kids expensive cars when they turn 16. One of my daughters, i got her a porsche and she crashed it. So when she turned 18, i got her a less expensive car while her twin sister got a ferrari. Lol talk about unfairness.
Laura, i wish we had the option to choose what social media we want. It would make fame more fun. I think people asked for it but i don't remember what the devs said. I'm surprised they haven't added that option. Its 2020. Everyone has more than 3 types of social media lol.

You're lucky to have been in a hot air balloon. Sometimes I don't mind stats but the only thing I look for is craziness. If its above 64 no way. I married a girl and she only had $1. My supervisor was 97% crazy. You could guess that I didn't even last in that company 5 years. That's why I don't do the porn no more because they never hire people for commercials. I know a lot of commercials they could get hired for in real life but they won't add it in the game. Oh and when I started this life yesterday I kissed a girl with tongue and she said I tasted like vomit. This game scard me. When ever that option comes around again I'm either not going to kiss them with tongue or just don't do it at all. I thought we could wear the bracelet as well but next life I'm going to buy lots of fake stuff and sell it to people. Hope I'm lucky because my first try I had to spend plenty money to stay out of jail. Wish we could bribe a judge when we get sentenced.

X2, I agree with you about the commercials. The bad thing is that photo shoots don't pay as much and I think when you reach age 65 they stop taking you. In one year I bought out all the fake jewelry in the store. Lol. Saving it for hard times. Haha. I just go for what boat I could afford. I have a kiak or what ever that boat is called and I bought a mustang airplane. When you have airplanes you get popups with it and the airbaloon. Dm, I get what you're saying and you could be right but somehow my cars don't last long now. Will have to test it out later when I play again. Anyone know what shock theropy cures? Got a dumb sled today.

Should I not worry about smarts going down once the person I am playing has done university and business school?

You may not have to depending on the decisions you make during your life. Sometimes random things will pop up and depending on what you choose your smarts will either go up or down. Example if someone asks you if you believe in god tap on which one and your smarts will go up. On another note, Bitlife replied to me but not on the reply that I sent the idea but it was right next to my first reply to them so I hope they saw it. I said that I took a ride in my hot air balloon and they said peaceful. At lest I think that's what they said. I might have to go back and check.

Dm, your absolutely write about the maintenance. The reason i say your correct is because someone asked the devs what the purpose of maintenance was for. And they said what you said. It doesn't increase the condition but it prevents our car from deteriorating. I bought a 2 million car that was used. But the condition was at 96%. I don't know how much it is right now but i'm pretty sure if i start doing maintenance on it, it'll last a long time. If i remember the maintenance for that car is 13 or 14k. Its a lot.
Ornella, I haven't gotten any popups about the airplanes. Or should i say, jet. Since thats what i have. Did you see bijuu mike's video on the update? He got a few airplane popups. I wish the photo shoots would pay more. But since there magazines, i bet no one really reads them. Now everything is on line. No one reads the newspaper, well, at least not where i live. I forgot about shock therapy. Where do you go for that again? I don't know what it cures. Wow the devs replied to a comment you posted? Thats never happened to me. Its because i'm a nobody lol jk. Did you post a picture? Or did you tell them. Me and my girlfriend's relationship is at 0% lol. I kept asking her to go to counseling and she kept on refusing. So i insulted her . She attacked me by punching my throat. Lol. Then i asked her to go to counseling and she still refused. She hasn't broken up with me, so i think she's with me for the money.
Lindsay, you don't have to worry about your smarts after school and getting your dream job. But keep in mind that if you have low smarts, you won't get many promotions and raises. But if you don't care about promotions and getting raises, then you don't have to worry. It all depends what you want.

I did watch his video last night. I got those same popups he got. Sometimes it scared me. Lol because I thought I was going to crash and die. No I didn't post a picture it was a general comment where they were asking how are we doing with the pilot's licence and I told them doing good took a ride in my hot air balloon. For the shock theropy its the psychiatrist. You were lucky to get a million dollar car. I only found that once in the history of this game but I can't remember the name or type of it. I think it was worth either 1 million or 3 million. Then something doesn't make sense with the maintainance of the cars. Say for example you buy a mersaidies bens and the expense is 250 a month what is that expense going towards? Aren't we mentainaing the car when they take that money out? I've always wondered about that. And same for the houses but I understand its like paying some kind of tax rate. I really thought that money was going towards the upkeep of the car and only when we get random popups we pay for certain things. Anyway I'm in my 90's and married to a 24 year old. I bought a 3 million dollar ring and proposed to her in national park. I wanted to propose in the shower but I didn't. That life is almost over anyway. I'm still famous and doing comercials that and my job is my only source of income. I'm not finding any good yots. I will look again I have a hundred million so not sure if I will blow it on that or what. My my hot air balloon is gone and I'm not seeing another one so I left it like that.

Well, I am playing as my Mother, and my father rejected her at high school, what should I do?

Lindsay, I'm trying to understand what you mean. Are you playing using the generation feature? Anyway its all up to you what you want to do like find someone else or just kil the guy. Lol but you can't kill in high school. Dm, I thought about that to but somehow I feel like fuel and gas would cost way more if they are totaling it for the month and it depends on how much we use the cars. In real life my mom would top up a few times a week because she drives back and forth from work each day and before I say the price remember currency is very different around the world. So my mom would spend $100 on a full tank so if she does that 2 or 3 times a week imagine how much that would be for the month that's why I don't think its for that.

Ornella, really? I've never gotten those pop ups. I didn't even know we could get those pop ups. I wish when we'd fly, it would say where we flied. Example, it could say something like, you flew around the city. Or you flue over some mountains. Same with the boats. It could say where we went in the boat. Yeah the million dollar car are pretty rare in this game. Its called a Bugatti. If you buy a new one, it cost like 3 or 4 million. I think the money that gets taken out on a monthly basis is going towards gas and car washes. If you had an expensive car, you would want the premium gas, not the cheap or ok gas. And premium gas is expensive. Well, it is where i live. Same with the car washes. If you had an expensive car, you would want premium soap and special brushes and sponges that won't scratch your car. Maybe the maintenance is for more in depth maintenance. Like a smog check, tire pressure, oil. brakes, etc. I wanted to propose in the shower but it didn't pop up lol. You found yachts? I've been looking for one but none has popped up for me. I'm famous as well, but honestly, i'm not getting paid what i would like to get paid. I might redo this life over and try to get a different career that will get me more money. Like the actor or writer. Wow 90 and married to a 24 year old. Must be interesting lol. I haven't played. I'll play a little before i go to bed.
Dm, my character eats air. Lol jk. I have him on a diet. Need him to look amazing since his job requires him to. Nobody likes a fat pornstar lol. Just teasing.
Lindsay, what do you mean your playing as your mother in high school? Like are you playing as your mom in real life but in the game? Or do mean generations? Well, if the guy gets you mad, just kill him. Lol. Or stock him. But I think he has to be an ex first before you can stock him.

Dm, I agree with you eventually they will put it out but I think now that we have diets we kind of know what our character eats. I want to go on a bad diet. Someone recommend something. Lol. X2, I did find a yot but can't remember the name of it. its getting close to 2 am now and I can't sleep so might do a little bit of of the game. Not 90 I married her when I was 70 and she was 24. When you get the popup about the cookies in the store what do you choose? I beg my mother and still don't get them. Lol. I got a kotchella ticket stub. I donated it.

I bought a sailing yot for a million dollars. It was in kind of good condition. I saw a pirateship and almost bought it. I'm not seeing the $100000000 yots. Couldn't even get another hot air balloon. Tell me what you think of this and I will send it to them. This is a bank robbery idea. So there should be 2 ways to rob the bank the way we have now and what if we punch in some numbers and rob the machine instead? Like we could be spying on someone and we have 10 tries to enter a 4 digit number and in the process try not to get caught. Also I think we should have some kind of paper and laminate it and make it in to fake documents like tickets or rafels and not sure what else.

Is there any way we can get more life events to come up, nothing seems to happen in my lives?

I agree with you but I didn't mean for it to even be a mini game just to actually rob more people. Lol. So this is something new. I had my yot for a long time and after about 20 years or so I couldn't use it. I scrapped it and the scrap yard gave me $3000 for it. Its not bad at least you get something for it but I was wondering why they didn't do that with the cars. Even though the cars are beyond repair and you can't use it if you scrap it and take items out like doors and seats you could get some money for it. I just finished that life. I died at age 100 and the beefcake company sent me flowers for my funeral. Only my wife attended. My niece went to an open mike night instead. That was an interesting life. I just started another one in the US and I'm kind of bad. I want to buy fake jewelry and sell it to people and live off it it.

I tweated them your suggestion for the fame. Making a movie, going on tour, opening a youtube channel and doing a sex tape. I hope I didn't leave anything out. I also told them to add twitter so we could post both on there. Hope they see it.

Ornella, thanks for tweeting them my suggestions. You did leave some stuff out but its ok, i'll tweet them. In case your wondering, you forgot writing a song and being in a music video. But no worries, i'll tweet them, like i said. A bad diet would probably be a hot cheeto diet. Lol. I think i seen a all sugar diet. Or was it called a sweet diet. Can't remember. I just know it included tons of fat and carbs. I don't think i've gotten that pop up about the cookies. At least i don't remember. I got a cookie pop up during christmas but thats it. I got a 1987 fax machine. A million dollar yacht? Lucky. I haven't gotten any. I'm living in london and nothing good is popping up. Like theres hardly any good cars or houses. I've seen the pirate ship but didn't check how much it was. I like the bank robbery idea. Although, how will we know what the 4 digit code would be? I get we can spy from afar. But how do we know what to put. If that makes sense. I like the idea though. For making fake papers, we could make fake documents, a fake birth certificate, passports, IDs, etc. Wait what? You got money for scrapping your boat? Wow i agree. Wish we got some money for the cars. I wonder if we would get money for scrapping our planes and jets. Lol beef cake? Was that a magazine? The reason i ask is because i get that one a lot. Also, i forgot to ask, when you get in celebrity feuds, what do you put? The famous rapper, spongebob, called me a biznitch or something like that. Lol i started laughing when his name popped up. Anyway, I returned the insult. I noticed that if your a pornstar, and you return the insult, your fame doesn't go down. When i was a famous author, a pornstar insulted me and i would return the insult. My fame would go down to 70% or so. But when i play as a pornstar, and return the insult, my fame hardly or doesn't go down.
Dm, I know how you feel. I feel like accessibility isn't one of there top things to do. Well, at least not right now. I'm not saying that the devs are bad or anything because this game has come far since its release in terms of accessibility. I remember i got this game when it had just started out. The options for each event wasn't even labeled. So it was choose a random button and good luck. And since this game has gotten more popular, people have asked for so much. The more popular, the more people which means more suggestions. But i also think that they should focus on accessibility for one update. Listen to what we have to say. And when i say we, I mean the blind community. But i don't think theres enough blind people playing to get there attention like that. I mean, i could be wrong about this. Who knows.
Lindsay, the only times you get life events is when you age up. However, you can get more by doing a certain action that might lead to more events.

Yeah I did forget some of the stuff. I don't think a lot of blind people play this game to get their attention. For them to make this accessible in the first place, I still don't know how that even happened, and I am greatful for it. For the robbery thing we won't know the number we could just type in any random 4 digit number and hope we get lucky or we could spy on someone and hope to see what they entered then jackpot, hopefully. Its like every game I play I always get that cookie popup. Either when I'm 3 or 4 years old. Today I got it I kicked and screamed. I always return the insult no matter what. It makes life interesting. I was a famous acter and one time I returned the insult and nothing happened the next time it dropped so its random I think. The beefcake was a commercial company. I forgot the name of the magazine that I did photo shoots with. It don't matter because what ever fame you have, when you reach age 65 you won't be doing anymore photo shoots. Also just remembered something. If you buy one of those very cheap boats and it goes bad to where you have to scrap it you won't get any money for it so its like the good stuff they want back. So when we make fake stuff do we sell it on the black market? I haven't told them about that as yet. I was thinking that they open the nightclubs at age 15 and we could go in with fake ID and try not to get caught.

I think I saw a prison gang name as the beefcake bandets. In this game if you get the part time newspaper job which is sometimes random you could start doing that at age 13 that's why I think the clubs should be open at age 15 but 16 sounds reasonable. And I wanted to make sure about the fake stuff like where to sell it. I'm really unlucky with the fake jewels. I had a speed game last night and its already finished. Before I try to sell my fake jewels I clean them and I still get caught. I'm wondering if its because I'm selling them for to much money. Anyway I was in and out of jail. I even tried bank robbery and wasn't successful. My intention was never to work but after getting out of prison I got recommended a job as an exhorsist. I only lasted there 15 years. I lived off of my dad's inheritance. I was falsely accused of murder and the public defender couldn't help me and I had to spend so much money to appeal and finally got out. I had no kids or husband either. I had a boyfriend but I cheated with him by sleeping with my supervisor once it. That was in. I made a life in France now. I think I will be good and bad. I have good looks but really dumb smarts so I have to start reading at age 6. I got bamboo chopsticks that no one wanted.

I just finished a life which was very interesting. I lived in France and worked as a database administrater. I had 6 kids and my husband wanted a divorce because he said that I kiss with my eyes closed. I insulted him. He's lucky he wasn't murdered. Anytime I lost a case against a supervisor I would hire a hitman to kill them. Never went to prison so that was good. I got sick a lot in that life as well each time I age up something keeps happening to me. And I don't know what's up with the gyms there I always get sick. Then in the later part of my life. One minute I had high blood pressure treated it for a few years got it cured the next year got it again and I got fedup and I just went to the witch doctor till he finally killed me which he did me a very good favour because I was bored with that life. Before I died I did try fish eyeballs and fermented shark. I forgot the name of the thing that killed me but it was bubbling in something. It said that I was killed by a witch doctor. I also killed my friend because she kept spreading rumours on me and I wasn't having it. Thanks for the tip about the jewels I will try that sometime. I do agree with you about being falsely accused. There should be more options. I still think that lawyers should have reputations so we could try and choose the best even though we may not win we could still have an idea of who we want. I only made a life to wait for the heirloom. I won't play till tomorrow. I'm a washing machine baby. I haven't gotten that cinario in a very long time. I will be busy on Saturday but in the evening I will be free to play and reply to what ever.

I am really unlucky with selling fake jewelry. X2, I did do what you said about selling them for the lowest price ever and its in the thousand dollar range and I still keep getting caught. I will keep trying even if I have to spend my whole life in prison. I'm not working and don't intend to. Lol. Got a china set.

I forgot to ask, do you know if there’s any challenge this week? I haven’t seen anything but I saw that BitLife said something about a challenge. Just curious if you’ve gotten anything.

Yeah it was that green bubbly liquid thing that killed me also. I made my health stay at 100% all the time. I think we might get a challenge on Sunday. I won't get to play tomorrow in the day time but when ever I get a chance will do. I'm just being normal and aging up and what ever life throws at me kind of just deal with it so very borring. I only worked as a bus driver for a few years and now I'm working as a plummer. While writing this post bitlife now posted something. The shamrock challenge will begin at 12 pm pacific tomorrow. That's what they said. I didn't open the tweat I just view the notification on my lock screen. I might not be able to do it in time but if I can do it I will at some point. I never got anything where the hitman would ask for more money. That's probably new. I've gotten one where when I cancelled out on him and he attacked me with a knife. Like I changed my mind and didn't want to go through with it. My parents are like rabbits. For the first 7 years of my life everytime I age up they have a new baby. I was conceived in Las Vegas and one of my sister's was conceived at Disneyland. Some of them it said the condom slid off. I laughed at that. Like how and why does a condom slide off? Don't they know to get the right fit? Haha.

I was so busy today. Tomorrow is my grandmother's birthday and today she had a prayer gathering so that took up most of my day with family and so much food. Anyway, that's what I was wondering for that challenge if Irish people have red hair. I'm not going to do it. If I'm bored I will try. I'm also bored with my life I'm just aging up and see what will happen. Only got to play for a few minutes and going to do that now to end it and start a new life to get the heirloom hoping its something good. I got a newspaper today. Couldn't et it sold so I trashed it. I'm not sure if we could get more than 1 hitman a year because I've only used it once. Will have to test it out at some point. In this country if you're bying condoms and if you're not shy to tell the cashier because they will ask you, what size do you want, small, medium or large.

I did attempt the challenge and I think I'm going to fail. I already have 7 children and I don't know if they have red hair. I bought 7 green cars which was a pain and I didwatch what ever that thing was with my friend on youtube and the hardest part is finding people to pinch. I probably need to find one more person but if I don't I'm not doing this challenge again.

So I did the hot chitos diet for 4 years and as I kept aging up my health went to 0 same as my looks. I aged up 1 more to see if I would die and I didn't. I had to raise my health back to 100 and I immediately went off of it and did the nutri-system. This is very interesting because one day I want to test out all the diets they have in the game and see how it would affect my health. So far the nutri-system is the best for now along with the weight watchers. Sometimes according to the diet your looks could go up a little if its low. That hot chitos is damage. Lol.