BitLife - Life Simulator

It said, you finished 14,779th in the world. So looked like what I said before was right in school. I'm just going to finish the rest of this life and aging up. I'm now age 65. I think my obituraries will be interesting because while I was nice to some people I was insulting lots of them.

Wait so you could only do that once in the entire game? That's kind of lame. Well if I'm bored I might try it one day in real time.

Speaking of hobos I think they should add homelessness and street life. So living on the streets and begging people for food and money and sleeping under a cardboard box or a bench. And of course being a drug addict.

I will try that but the way someone wrote about it on twitter gave the impression that you could do it over and over again.

I actually did try it once at midnight on the dot and it didn't work for me along with 6 pm which is sunset I think. Well in my country the sun goes down anywhere from 6 to 6:20 pm. When your company asks you to go on activities do you always go or choose wich ones you think sounds good? When it said your supervisor wants to take you to troll people on the internet I tap on that's lame. I only choose the ones that sounds good. Oh and I got a new birth popup. My mom died when she was giving birth to me which means I was adopted.

Ornella, wow lucky. I haven't completed it yet. I don't know who to insult. I think i'm going to have to go to the clubs and see what happens. Or if not, i'm just going to date someone for like a year, then just insult them lol. Yeah thats weird. There times where i age up and i get a pop up asking that someone wants to be my friend. But there not from work or school. Its just someone random. If you get something interesting in your obituary, please post it. I would love to read it lol. Homelessness has been requested by a lot of people. So I'm pretty sure there going to add it to a future update. Speaking of update,do you know if bitlife has posted any info about it? I know they said that there working from home, so its going to take a little longer. But i haven't seen anything. Maybe you have? For the sunset to work, i think the train has to be exactly on the dot of sunset. I hate when the supervisor asks you to go somewhere with him/her. Like to a basketball game or something. And there enjoyment is lower than yours. Its like there the ones who asked us. And if they didn't enjoy it, then why even choose that specific activity? I always go to the company's trips. Wow i've never got the birth pop up you got. The one i'm playing right now, i think it said that i'm a bastard lol. Which makes no sense since both my parents are known and they got married when i was like 3 or 4.
Dm, thanks for that. I was wondering what stats i could adjust to make him stop. But i didn't know which ones play a role. Wow you really did your investigating lol. But thats good. And thanks for clearing that up. So if i ever want to do the train robbery, it can only be done once. I might not do it then. I care about my achievements and ribbons lol. I almost have all the ribbons. I think i need like 3 more. As for the achievements, i think i have like 4 or 5 left. So i'll definitely won't be deleting the app. But like you said, people would abuse this. Since you get tons of money. You can go from being a bum asking for money and going to in to debt to being a rich snob lol. Do you do the challenges? If so, which ones have you done.

I forgot to post it. I'm loading that now. I have to hand type this because I'm on my computer which I don't mind. Also I haven't seen anything about the new update as yet and I did send them my suggestion earlier about the homelessness. If you want people to insult, randumly insult any co worker. At least that's what I did. Obituary time. Jerry Keefe_Harvey. Aged 121 years. Died April 3rd 2020. Net worth $32,844. Residence Compton, United States. Career Acter. Education high school. Lovers, 3. Years in prison, 1. Jerry Keefe_Harvey past away in his sleep at the age of 121. No one came to his funeral. A responsible man, Jerry held multiple positions over a 64 year career ending up as an acter at Compton Productions. Friends say he was sometimes overly righteous and confrontational.

I agree with what you said which is why some people are requesting that when they complete the challenge that you get a million dollars as a reward and this is how I think it should work. So when you complete a challenge it should say you just won a million dollars. Then obviously you may not want to use it up in that life because you want to finish it up but when you start a new life it should say claim reward and you got a million dollars to use for that entire life. so it doesn't have to be money all the time. They could give away a car or a house or a gift of any plastic surgery or even lottery tickets. If you like that idea I will tell them. I got a snaire drum worth $2000 and for nothing no one wants it. I hate when that happens. I'm not going to trash it because I have plenty kids and my librarian job not paying lots. I'm not in debt yet but it might help a little.

I really like your idea, Ornella. Maybe, since the checkmarks are visual, there could be an audio indication to let us know we finished part of the challenge. Speaking of finishing challenges, I finally completed the April fools one! For those who are still struggling, you have a much higher chance of becoming a clown if your character is mail.

I agree with you both and I am not sure about this but I think they going to add stuff so when you finish part of the challenge you would hear a sound so you could move on instead of looking through the log each time. And I don't rush to do the challenges either. If I feel to do it and I know that I could then I try. The alphabet was a real challenge though and no rewards. Oh and another thing. As a prize they could gift us a really nice heirloom or something good from the gifts list. Or new things if they want.

Has anyone ever managed to complete a bitlife challenge? And, has anyone ever passed their eye tests at the optometrists, I always fail?

Struggling to get the clown job to pop up for the April fools challenge. Any advice?

The eye exams aren't accessible. No surprise there. I've only completed the alphabet and the clown or april fools challenge. I refused the ghost busters or what ever its called. If you want to be a clown, or to get the job to come up you need to start pranking people from age 14 and if you want to, act up in class a few times. If you got to read a previous post, Laura was right. Its better if your character is a male. That way for sure you will get that job. Don't go to university either. If the job don't pop up and you get one for a circus magician take it and work for a year and keep checking the list till it shows up. If it don't, the next year I think it will because the magician and clown are both circus careers.

Bitizens! We want to dedicate this update to all of you staying safe at home and looking for ways to escape reality! Given the circumstances, we decided you could all do with an update that packs a ton more content in the form of new ribbons, achievements, and challenges. In fact, we added a back catalog of challenges so you can have another opportunity to complete ones you may have missed. Enjoy, Bitizens, and we'll be back again soon with a huge new update that many of you have been asking for!

Here's the full list of new things in this update:

• New achievements – 88 of them in fact
• 10 new ribbons including Tarzan, Influencer, and Barbie Girl
• Challenge back catalog includes Alphabet Challenge, Ghostbusters Challenge, and Shamrock Challenge
• New scenarios for every day of the year
• Cheating parents
• Vacations and cruises are open for business again
• You might win the sweepstakes!
• Enemies can no longer be unfriended
• Improved voiceover support
• Emoji work, text work, interface work
• Many bugs eradicated

I got the update because I was curious about the voiceover improvements. Sadly we still can't play minigames or select appearances, but one thing they added that I really like is that you can see relationships with people without having to go into their profile. On the relationships tab, it just lists each person and your relationship with them right after. It also does with some other stats, like popularity and stress. I might have missed some stuff because I haven't had the update for that long.

I agree and that was the first thing I tried to do which was the home burglary and still that wasn't accessible. Well at least they did something. I feel sad how the android players are giving them hell each time they release an ios update. They have a lot of patience. If it was up to me I would've pulled it from them.

Ornella, lol thanks, i'll insult coworkers. Wow you lived a long time. O wow you were born in LA. compton is in Los angeles. Lol i liked how it said that you were confrontational. Did you have any family or partners? Since it said that no one went to your funeral. I like the idea of having rewards. I also like the idea of not claiming that reward that same life. Another thing, they could also make it to where the first 5000 people complete the challenge, they get a million dollars. And after that, its random but something good. And this can change every time. Maybe for one challenge it could be the first 1000 people who complete the challenge they get a house they get to choose it. or it could be a car that they could choose. ANd of course, they would be free. Overall, this would make people more motivated to complete the challenge. i got prayer beads. I threw them away lol. Omg i didn't know there was an update. Thanks for posting it. Finally, we could go on vacations again. I want to try the vacation feature where we could take our own private aircraft. Wow i'm not surprised they didn't fix the mini games. I didn't get my hopes to high. I'm still glad they did some improvements. Lol if you think about it though, if the devs pull the android version, they loose players. Android has a bigger platform, therefore, theres more people on it. But ios is easier to code than android. But yeah, i don't know how the devs have patience. Lol i would've lost mine a long time ago. Also, remember this game started out on ios, so its had more time to grow and update. I forgot to mention that i'm dating spongebob lol. Were gay lovers. Lol. I also insulted him and in the log it said, you called spongebob a penis face. I started laughing. Then when we made love, in the log it said, spongebob made love to me. or it'll say, I made love to spongebob. Lol. I just thought it was all funny. I can't wait to see what new achievements they've added. Same for the ribbons. The barby doll sounds pretty interesting. I'm guessing that you would have to be pretty and luxurious. Since thats what barby is. And when it said 88 achievements. Does that mean 88 achievements all together? Or an additional 88. Remember starting with this update, you won't complete any challenges or achievements if you try to use god mode to get them. I was going to update but since i'm still doing the april fools, I think i'm going to wait. I'm using god mode for this challenge lol. I'm editing coworkers so they won't get mad when i pull pranks on them.
Dm, i agree. We complete the challenge and don't get anything. Well, besides a trumpet sound lol. A lot of people didn't like the ghost busters challenge because it was to easy to complete. Which i kind of agree. I finished it in 3 years lol. But it was also hard because you didn't know if the spirits were going to attack or not. Well, for the update, it says they improved Vo support. So hopefully they fixed some stuff.
Laura, the check marks used to be accessible. VO would read them aloud but with an update a while back, it stopped. Luckily, i was born a male, so i got the job out of high school. But i haven't been able to call someone a fool. Who did you insult? Was it yor parents? I would do it to my parents but honestly, they have lots of money and i want it when they die lol. Of course, the one time i could use a step parent, i don't get one. If i had a step parent, i would just use them.
Lindsay, I managed to complete 3 so far. LIke laura and ornella said, your chances are higher when your a male. I got it out of high school and my character is a male. The eye test is accessible, from what i played. But you only have 5 seconds to pick the wrong one. You have to press the start button. The reason it does this is because it gives sited players to look over the chart to find the wrong one, instead of going through it in 5 seconds. So its not accessible until you press start. Then VO reads the letters and numbers, if any. But this defeats the purpose of doing the eye test. VO doesn't read a letter capitalized. It'll just say, s, for example. We would have to change the roder and swipe up or down to see whether or not its upper case or lower case. Now if VO read the chart before the timer, then we might have a chance. We would just go through the letters and check them, and once we found the one we wanted, we would just click on it.
Paige, wow really? I actually wanted that from the beginning. I don't like the extra tapping and swiping to look for the relationship bar. I think its fair. Sited people don't have to tap and swipe. They just open the relationship tab and look at the bars next to each person's name.

From the looks of things I think they have more ios players but I don't know. I wish them the best with that. I will try the eye exam and see if it worked out. Lol. To answer your question I outlived my family and I had no wife and kids so that's probably why no one came to my funeral. I don't think it should be that a certain number of players like say 1000 players should get better prizes because I know people will cheat. I don't know how but they will do it. So when anyone complete the challenge they should get something good and worthwhile. I'm thinking that I will have to turn on that thing in settings where I would have to do more swiping because it will tell you what you need to do for the achievements I think.

So if you tap on power user in settings then go to achievements or ribbons it will say what is required. Some of them are very easy to get while others are questionable. And here's the joke so remember the teammate ribbon, well they didn't put any description for that because they want you to figure it out your self so thank god I completed that already. For the barby it says go under knives or what ever I'm not sure of that one. Also I don't think we have to do extra swiping.

Don't read this if you don't want spoilers but I think the barbie one that says go under the knife means get a lot of plastic surgery, I haven't tested it yet though.

Does anybody know what the ribbons with the Question markss are? I insulted my dad while he was still alive and still got money after he died.

Those ribbons with out names are mystry ribbons. Sometimes when you insult your parents they don't insult back.

I only opened the app to get the heirloom and I got a used tissue from bitlife hq. I think I got it once before but its worth 30k and no one wants it as yet. When I finish school I will refurbish it. I'm studying ingineering because for the life of me no matter what I do I can't get that airline captin job. I already collected an achievement. When I was 16 my dad turned out to be gay so that was one of them. I can't remember the name of it but the other one I'm trying to get which I think is kind of easy is to watch bidju Mike on youtube. All the time it popping up and now that I want it its not showing. And you know these people added a 100 baby ribbon again like oh god I have to do this again. I don't think I will right away because my god mode will expire unless if they don't want you to use that to get ribbons and achievements or they only changed it so we can't ue it only for the challenges. Does anyone know if bigger text and cinarios affects anything for us? I was in settings and was playing with a few things and not sure what I turned on and off but I didn't interfere with any of the boosts.

When I tapped on something in the settings I didn't hear a sound to know if its on or off unless if they fixed it in the update they pushed earlier. I just came from playing an interesting life and its like 10 minutes to 6 and I only got 2 hours sleep last night.

Yeah when I did the second update I checked a while ago and it was working. Before it wasn't. There's an achievement to read the whole dictionary. Lol. I will only do that if I'm bored. I made a mistake in the life I just finished. I married this guy and he had more money than me and I chose we don't need a prenup and then he wanted a divorce after some long years he said I like to talk during movies but I had to pay him $69000. I didn't even earn that money I had nothing when I married him and when my dad died I got 500k plus and the same for my mom equaling to $1000000 which I made sure to use in buying my 2 kids cars. I attacked him and spent 9 years in prison but got out on parole so only spent 7 years. And speaking of so much money. I asked my parents to pay for my schooling and they refused and me thinking well they are poor. Well I got their money in the end. Oh and I proposed to a guy with a fake ruby ring and he accepted but he got mad when I asked him to sign a prenup so I broke up with him.

I sent them the idea about giving us rewards for when we complete challenges so hope they saw it. I feel the business update might be next but not sure because some people asking for royalty.

Ornella and dm, the bigger scenarios adds description to the scenarios. Example, A hobo named bob, knocks at your door with your beagle. Where as if you had it off, it would say the same thing, just minus the hobo's name. Thats all it is. Scenarios are a little more descriptive. I have mine turned on because why not. So next time, pay attention to the scenarios and there might be a little more info. Ornella, wow lucky, I've only gotten the used tissue once. I got a stupid alarm clock. But since i didn't make a new life, it got lost. You have to go to graduate school after you do engineering. I also got an achievement. Its called profection or something like that. Have perfect stats. Which i got because i'm awesome, lol jk. I used god mode. I got it without realizing it. Lol i saw that. Have 100 kids. When i saw that, i thought of you. I don't even want to try it lol. The bijuu mike one is called, bitboi. Since thats what he calls himself. I agree, i might do the dictionary one if i'm bored. Lol. You also get an achievement if you get more than 1 million dollars if your parents die. I think it said something like that. When you proposed with the fake ring, did you get an achievement? Thats one of them . I think its called, fake it. Also, how do you get parole? I've never gotten that before. Do you have to have good behavior. I can't wait for the royalty update. I feel like i saw something a while back saying something about the royalty update coming out in april. But i could be wrong. I know there going to add surrogates in june, since thats pride month. I love how now we don't need to go to a person's profile to see our relationsship with them. It says it right after there name. It makes it easier for us to find those people who hate or love us lol. O did you know that theres now a lightning achievement? Its called, zap. That one is random. Has anyone else found anything new with VO? Well, i'm off to see what else i can find.

Some of the achievements you wrote about I completed it last night. The one with the fake ring and releasing my goldfish and my dad coming out as gay learning marchal arts and all the moves crying in prison. I probably forgot one but all of those I mentioned, I did it all in one life. I didn't play at all today just because I played all night in to this morning with out any sleep. I don't like the bigger cinarios. I prefer it off. I wish the format was in a big chunk of text like it was before. I don't like it this way now. So when you do a free lance gig or get hired by someone you have to swipe to see hours and the salary when it was better to just have it in one chunk. If I have to do that billionaire achievement, I'm going to wait till they come out with the business update because generations don't work good for me. Oh I now remembered I got the bitboy achievement as well. I was good in prison that's how I got out on parole even though I was tempted to fight some people. When I tap on ignore them sometimes I get attacked and don't do anything because I want to get out. They ask you questions though. One I remember was do you think you have been rehabilitated and ready for the free world? I can't remember if that's how the question was phrased but I tapped on yes and I got out. I only got struck by lightening twice so far so if it happens again I will be lucky but everything goes to 0. I went to ingineering school and graduate and for nothing that airline job never showed up so I took the maurine biologist. I collected the career anyway so it wasn't bad.

I’m considering following Candywriter on one of these social media platforms. Which of these has an app with the simple interface ? Which one do they post on the most? Which one is most accessible? Which one is the most secure when it comes to privacy and so on?

Probably twitter. That's what I follow them on.

The only thing is that I wish it wasn't in real time.

I only have 1 device so that's out of the question. Also I have to go and change my screen and not sure when I will get to do that because the company not doing any repairs right now obviously so hope my phone survives till things get back to normal.

Ornella, omg wow your fast lol. I'm going to wait a little while to get those achievements. That way i have something to do. I pulled an all nighter saturday night playing as well lol. I'm neutral when it comes to how the scenarios are. I like it but i don't. I like it because when I just want to know a specific thing like hours, i can just skip to it. But i don't like it because theres a little more swiping required. And theres times when I get lazy and just wish i can hear everything at once lol. I think there should be an option for that. I might have to try to get parole since i've never gotten it. I wonder what would happen if you put no for your answer. Since you said that they asked you if your ready for the free world or what ever. O man that sucks about your phone's screen. Yeah apple isn't doing anything right now as far as fixing phones or in person appointments. Hopefully nothing else happens to it. So i'm really loving the relationship being spoken aloud by VO. My classmates don't really like me lol. So i'm gay and this boy asked me out but i rejected him, so my relationship went down. My popularity was at 64, which isn't bad, i guess. But it could be better. Anyway, I tried to have a conversation with him and he insulted me. So i did it right back, and my popularity went from 64 to 37 lol. I was like, wow. But the next year it went back up. Also, I think another reason they don't like me is because my stats are good. I tried to join the jocks since i'm on football but they keep rejecting me. I also tried the popularity clique but they said no. So i don't know why. I tried to be nice to people but there just not having it. Also, my parents keep having kids every year. I have like 4 siblings right now lol. And there all born one year after the other. Speaking of siblings, so me my brother who is a year younger than me, kept on rumbling and our relationship went up. It went from 42 to 68. And it goes up a little every time we fight. So i'm going to test this further since i have more siblings.
Laura, from what i heard, reddit isn't really VO friendly, but I can't speak on this since i don't use reddit. I say twitter because i feel like there more active on there. Plus they run poles on twitter and you can bote. Another thing, if you do decide to go the twitter route, you have to follow bitlife, not candywriter. When i first looked for them, i looked on candywriter's official page and there was nothing about bitlife. A fast way to find it, go to the bitlife app and click, bitlife community, there should be a list of links to there social media platforms. Scroll down until you find twitter's link, click it and it'll take you directly to bitlife's page. But if you go the reddit route, you can also find there reddit link on the list.
DM, lol i'm pretty sure theres going to be a train robbery challenge in the future. I might try the tain robbery. But i'm going to wait for the right time. I'm going to do it when i really need money. So just to be clear, you just go with the train line thats already picked for you? And the only thing you change is the Time? I just want to make sure so that when the time comes and i attempt it, I want to make sure i'm doing it right. Or at least the way you did it.

How do you get your popularity up? I think we should have some more bars on the main screen like sadness, fertility, popularity those type of things. I will play a little later how I didn't feel like playing today. I just opened the app to see what I got. It wasn't bad. A microscope. When I'm bored I will try for that train robbery as well. Now going to watch dynasty and some other shows on netflicks.