Description of App
How will you live your BitLife?
Will you try to make all the right choices in an attempt to become a model citizen sometime before you die? You could marry the man/woman of your dreams, have kids, and pick up a good job along the way.
Or will you make choices that horrify your parents? You could descend into a life of crime, start prison riots, smuggle duffle bags, and cheat on your spouse.
It's all up to you...
Comments
Dm, ornella, and raul
Dm, o yeah, i forgot about the memory test. One time when i became a famous pornstar, i tried it and it efed up my smarts lol. Luckily, my job required my goodies and not my brains lol. So i didn't care.
Ornella, lol well its true. Its like my mom hasn't heard of condoms or birth control. Omg you got the arc of the covenants. I've only got that once. And yeah, that heirloom will make you rich in no time. Wow really? YOu can't use it. So you have to have a game going to use It? if thats the case, then note taken.
Raul, i don't think you need to be a bitizen. Make sure you close the heirloom screen after receiving it. Also, after you close the heirloom screen, make sure you do something else. For example, after closing the screen, work harder or spend time with someone. Because if you close the app during the heirloom or after closing the screen, the heirloom will disappear and it'll seem like you didn't get one at all. Hopefully that makes sense.
So i don't think i'm going to get the addict ribbon anytime soon. I've been going to clubs and doing all kind of drugs and nothing. I haven't gotten addicted to anything. So i got kind of bored and did what my mom did. Spread my legs wide open lol. Well, at least i tried. i tried to sleep with every coworker since there all guys. But they all rejected me. So guess what? I killed all my coworkers lol. Not even joking. I killed everyone including my supervisor. The only exception was this one male coworker. Because my relationship was at 97 and he was gay. So i didn't even bother to try to sleep with him. But with the rest, my relationship was horrible. My supervisor was the only other female at my job. I killed her because she told me to shut up. So i decided to shut her up permanently lol. Omg i just checked and under coworkers, I only have one. The one i spared. Lol i would've thought that my supervisor would've been replacing people as i killed them. So i guess its just me and my gay coworker at the company. Did i mention that i'm a photographer? Lets see what happens when i age up. How the hell did they get 5 new people this year, but they couldn't get them last year? Didn't they notice there people were dropping like flies? Guess not. Anyway, thats enough of me ranting lol. O i got a stupid movie camera. Again. I got this yesterday bitlife. I don't need it! Ok now i'm done lol.
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You're really very lucky with killing people. I most of the times always get caught. The addict ribbon is very easy to get. So each year go to all 3 night clubs on the list and take what ever drugs you get also alcohol. When you become addicted to it don't treat. You will die from an overdose of what ever drug and you will get the ribbon. I still feel bad about not getting to use that heirloom. You know that would've really helped me with my 100 baby challenge but its ok I will get it back some other time like how we get repeated heirlooms.
Ornella
Well, after killing 8 people in one year, i decided to emigrate. I moved to coasta rica. Now i'm working as a trucker. I'm just going to be killing coworkers who are rude to me. And also i'm going to be moving around after a few years living in a country. I killed my new supervisor before i left my country lol. He was 80 years old. I don't know why they chose him as a supervisor. The one i have right now at the trucking company, is 79. Like, why are they so old, no offense. But there passed there retirement date. Speaking of retirement, have you been forced to retire lately? I haven't gotten that in a while. In my previous life, I worked until i was 85. Thats the thing though. I went to all 3 clubs in a row 2 times. And i still got nothing. I mostly got arguments with people. Most of them ran away. I'll try again in another life. Maybe it was because of the country i was born in. Drugs are probably hard to come by. Just a guess. When it comes to heirlooms, Your lucky. So you'll probably get it again. And yes that kind of money would've helped anyone in any challenge or situation. Do you know of any good challenges? Theres one that seems fun but it requires you to escape prison. The point is to get 1000 years in prison. But that one is out of the question. I want to try something new. I have a feeling that this life is going to end soon lol.
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Play in the US and you will sure to get drugs in the night clubs. I have a challenge for anyone. I don't know if anyone has done it before but I will try it some time. Be a male character. If you want to finish university and all the higher educations then do it but as soon as you're done, migrate to somewhere else but not illegally. Stay in that country for 5 years and work. While working either hook up with someone or have a girlfriend. Don't get married but In the 5 years have at least 1 or 2 children. Do that for every country and the last country you die, you have to start a new life in that country and do what ever you want. Buy a small house in each of the countries and if it allows, don't let your girlfriend and child or children migrate with you to your next country. Every country you move to you must have a different job not the same as you did in one country. Good luck.
Stupid ribbon
Well I thought I would've gotten the stupid ribbon but didn't. Even when I played the memory test game it didn't go down by a lot and I ignored and turned down everything. I didn't work a day in my life and I refused every single thing. I only sold drugs once and got caught because obviously its a stupid thing to do and got 4 years in jail and got out. I didn't go to anyone's funerals and no one came to mine. I watched my sister choak and die from eating a ham sandwich. Later on I will go back and check the list and see if I didn't accidently get that ribbon before. In my end of life thing it said I was stupid.
First kisses
Any time I choose to kiss someone with tongue they either taste like mustard or vinegar or something really horrible. Don't these kids eat good stuff? Why can't it say he or she tasted like chocolate or ice-cream. Has anyone gotten anything good where that is concerned? I studied biology and now a mortitian.
Ornella
I know, I plan on playing in the US so that i can try to get the addict ribbon. O shoot ok lol. I accept your challenge. So when you said, if i die that country that i chose, i have to start a new life in that country? Example, if i die in england, then i start a new life in england? And for the new life, do i repeat the same process. Go to university if i want, emigrate to another country, live and work for 5 years, and have 1 or 2 kids with a girl? Just want to make sure the rules are clear. For the stupid ribbon, make sure your born with 10% or lower smarts. You do want to work though because if you don't, you might get the lazy ribbon. Also, if you get one of those animal popups where it asks you, you see a goat what do you want to do? Go with the, pet it option. Make sure you also fight with anyone if the chance presents itself. And if you find drugs, consume them. Because selling them can be consider smart lol. Just saying. Omg yes tell me about it. When ever i choose to kiss with tongue, its always something gross. Once i chose to kiss with tongue and it said that he tasted like ass crack lol. I started laughing. I was like, how the hell do i know how that tastes like. I think the closest i've gotten to a good one was when i kissed a girl and she tasted like grape soda. I don't like soda in real life but i'll take that taste any day over the other stuff that i supposedly tasted lol. Even when i played someone who went to private school. I got one that said that the girl i kissed tasted like last night's squid dinner. Another one i got, a guy tasted like caviar. I mean it was a private school with rich kids, so probably thats why he tasted like that. I wish it'd say what we taste like lol. I'm pretty sure it would be funny but also gross.
So i'm still alive lol. I made a rule for my self. I only kill coworkers that are rude to me. Same goes for the supervisor. I killed 3 coworkers because they told me to shut up. Now i'm moving to a different country and going to repeat the same process lol. I'm going to hurry up and finish this life, so that i can start your challenge asap. O wtf, my health is at 0. Maybe i'll just fight with someone and die lol. I got prayer beads today. so today is my last day of break. I go back to school tomorrow. So if i don't reply that much tomorrow, you know why. I'll try to get on during school since i have 2 free periods but i can't promise anything. I'll definitely reply once i get home but thats like until 4 or so. And with the time difference, it might be kind of late for you. Just saying. Anyway, now i'm just ranting at this point lol. I'll shut up.
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Its ok. You can reply when ever you can. That part of the challenge was the ending and I didn't write it in the right spot. So the country that you die in, the challenge is over and you could start a new life in that country and do anything you want. I got the one where it said they tasted like caviar. I like soda in real life but not all the flavours.
Ornella
O ok. i just wanted to make sure that i understood the rules clearly. Caviar is ok. I've tasted it before. Theres people who love it and can eat it all day. Although, i wouldn't want to taste it on someone's mouth lol. I love sushi but i wouldn't want anyone to taste it on me.. When i was younger, I loved orange soda. It was my all time favorite. And now i'm like, no thanks. I'll drink fruit punch but i don't think thats considered soda. So no one has killed me yet. I try to get in fights but they just keep walking or running away. I thought i found a home in new zealand but turns out i was wrong lol. I was going to stay because my supervisor was doing me but then he he rejected me. So i killed the pig lol. Thats what he gets for not pleasing me. Then i moved to china where i killed 4 of my coworkers. After living there for 2 years, i got bored. Now i'm living in switzerland. I've killed my supervisor and a coworker. i have about 3 more coworkers to kill, then i'll leave. I'm trying to go as fast as i can but killing takes time and patience lol. Has bitlife posted what their next update is going to be about? I've haven't seen any but maybe i missed it. My twitter is acting up, so i can't check.
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Bitlife only pushed stuff for the android users I think they said bug fixes. I can't remember if they got their friends update as yet. I'm just like you I like the sodas but only orange, sprite lemon and I'm not sure if ginger ail is considered a soda but I like that and some juices. I finished a life and was a mortitian. I got promoted lots of times and the last promotion was to funeral director. I forgot to say that I did kind of the same thing like what you did when it came to gifts and I understood what it was afterwards when I gave it to someone else. I gave my husband a bottle of berburry perfume and he didn't like it but then I gave one to my sister and she really liked it so I'm guessing that's a girl perfume. I don't know what a bottle of krystal is. I'm thinking that's probably something to drink because when ever I give it to anyone they really like it. When I give some people chocolates they don't really like it. And I don't understand what's a shrunken head and why that and some other weird things would even be considered a gift because when you give them to people they hate it. They really need to update that gift list and add newer gifts. I now started a new life in the US but I don't think I will start my own challenge as yet because I love living in the US and I never want to leave from there. I will start it in a country that I hate you know like Canada or somewhere random.
Ornella
No android hasn't gotten the friends update. There a few updates behind us. I think they barely got generations and step parents. Come to think of it, i've never tried ginger ail. Like i've said, i don't like soda but i'll drink sprite if theres nothing else. I'll definitely drink juice, especially if theres mango in it. I love mango. O yeah, how was it being a mortician? Did you get paid good? Or was it alright. What do you have to study to get that job ? The perfume you gave to your husband is perfume for girls lol. Thats why he might have not really appreciated. Your sister probably liked it. Crystal is an expensive classy champagne. They serve it at expensive restaurants. Prices start at about $150 and up. For 2 bottles, you'll probably spend over $300 or so. Depending what brand you get. Thats why when ever you give someone crystal bottle for a gift, there appreciation is pretty high. One time, i gave it to a coworker and his appreciation was 97%. A shrunken head is a specially prepared human head lol. Its mainly used as trophies but it can also be used as trade. I think i'd rather have a human skull than a shrunken head lol. I knew i'm not the only one who thinks that the gifts need to be updated. Some of the things don't make sense. I think the game mixes up the genders or something. I gave my male supervisor a rolex watch. Well, one of the gifts was a pair of diamond earrings. Then when i went to give a gift to a female coworker, one of the options was an electrical shaver. It said the brand but i forgot the name. I've seen that brand of shaver, its marketed towards guys. I mean she could've used it, but she wouldn't have appreciated it lol. Hows that life treating you since you say you don't want to leave the US? If i can ask? I think i'm going to start a new lif. So that i can start your challenge. This life is not over. Its still going, i'm now living in the dominican republic. Lets see how life treats me here.
meh!
Is there a way to kill my enemy with my cousin's name that enimy has offended me too much and that,was the last transgression like this'Will see if I,have her in the killing list. When, if, she is gone, I am going to cackle as evel as I can. muhahahahaha.
Got a supid teddybear today, again',And I have lots of those.
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Wow thanks for explaining some of the gifts. And a ralf Loraine wallet. Is that for guys? I've given it to some girls but I don't think they really like it. I'm a little unsure about the coach sunglasses. For me Life is going good so far. My mom and dad got divorced when I was 15 and I still keep in contact with them by spending time with all and giving everyone gifts. When I had my first kiss it said she tasted like a rubber hose like wtf did she eat? Seriously I don't know why lickerish came to mind because I think it tastes like rubber and I hate that snack. My girlfriend got pregnant at 16 and I'm 18 now and have 2 kids. I just tap on make love once each year and she gets pregnant. If she doesn't its ok. I had 100 smarts and didn't get in to university and I did go to the library and joined the chess clubs in each of the schools. Oh well. I got the crew member job so that should definetly promote me to su chef eventually. The mortitian job was good. Since I was living in one of those countries I can't even remember how to spell it the money looked cheap but if you were to do that job in the US it would be worth it. That's a country like where the gym is like $5. I studied biology.
android bitlife
I got an android tablet for Christmas and really love it, but that's irrelevant, lol. Anyway, last night, I decided to try bitlife on it, and it's not accessible, waaah. I'll try to let the devs know. Even though they're several updates behind iOS, it would still be really nice to be able to play on android, just another option.
Ornella, sabrina, and moopie
Ornella, about the wallet, I'm not sure. The name sounds like it would be for guys but thats an unreliable way of guessing. I learned not to make that mistake a few times lol. Coach is for girls. I don't know any guys that wear or own any coach products. I know lots of girls who wear coach. My mom and sisters have coach bags. by bags i mean, purses lol. Thats like one of there more popular products, Same for coach watches. However, to answer your question, yes coach sunglasses are for girls. So if that pops up as a gift for a girl, you can give it to them and see if they like it. Lol a rubber hose? Thats funny. How does your character know how that tastes like. You hate licorice? I was actually craving some earlier lol. If thats possible. I don't like the black ones. The red ones are better. Wow sounds like your girlfriend is pretty fertile. Thats weird. You should've gotten into one of the schools. I think you have to study every year to get in later on, no matter what your smarts are. Although, I've noticed that if your smarts are at 100 and you study every year, you goof off instead of learning or studying. O its biology? I thought it'd be chemistry. Besides, biology is the study of life, not the study of death lol jk. No but honestly i would've thought chemistry is what was required since chemicals are involved along the way. But guess not. Now that your on your way on becoming a chef, lets see if you become a famous chef. I forgot to ask you earlier, so in the challenge, you say that i have to buy a small house in each country i move to. Can i sell the house when i move? Or do i keep it? I'm going to try to follow the rules that you made. So sorry if i ask to many questions lol.
Sabrina, yeah its possible to kill your enemy. I personally haven't done it. But i've seen some of my enemies names' on the kill list. It might take a while for there name to pop up especially if you have lots of family, friends, and coworkers. But it should pop up. I usually just throw those teddy bears away lol. There no value to me.
Moopie, thats one of the things i don't like about android. Lots of there apps aren't accessible. Thats why i stick to ios. Not trying to bash anyone, i'm just saying. I've tried playing bitlife on my cousin's android tablet but it didn't work. I also tried it on my braille note touch, but it didn't work either. I agree with you. It'd be cool to try it on android. I would try it again. I think android gets different scenarios than ios. I mean, they get same ones as us but they also get different ones. I've watched some youtubers play on android and they would get some scenarios that i've never heard of on ios.
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You could sell the houses if you want. But I was meaning not that it matter is that you have the kids in each of the countries and leave the house for them to stay there but who really knows where they stay. But when you move to a country you must buy a house. If you want to sell it sell it the year that you're going to move to another country. A car isn't optional unless if you get a job that needs one like a trucker. Ask as many questions as you like its ok. And thanks for explaining some of the gifts. I saw cbd oil as one. Isn't that drugs? Or something they put in weed? I never gave anyone that. They should put in newer gifts like an I phone or more expensive jewelry and maybe some more rotten gifts like a carten of eggs but only really bad eggs. Lol. I didn't open the app yet and going to sleep so later I will check and see what I got. I got a paiger for yesterday but I closed out the app and I'm not seeing it again. I didn't need it so its ok.
Ornella
Ok good, I might have more questions lol. I'm glad you said i can sell the house because since i have to get a different job every time i move, I might need the money lol. Plus some countries cost of living is cheaper than others. So naturally you get paid the amount of money to live. Yeah cvd oil is found in weed lol. They had that as a gift? I've never seen that before. I think it can also be used for medicinal reasons. Like you rub the oil into your skin. Yes i agree. An iphone would be really cool. Or a laptop. Like a mac. A carton of rotten eggs would be funny. Eeeewwww rotten eggs smell so gross lol. Also, giving coal as a bad gift would be funny. As for expensive gifts, they should add like an apple watch or airpods. They could also add silver bracelets or gold necklaces. And a diamond ring. I think yesterday i got prayer beads but i closed the app by accident. But i didn't care. Lets see what i get today. Ugh! Chop sticks? Really bitlife? Your making pandas starve by giving me bamboo chop sticks that are going to go into the trash lol jk. Another thing, does it matter where i'm born? For the challenge. I know i have to be a male. I was waiting to start today since i'll be in school. So on my free time, i can start playing.
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Wow I have good timing. Just saw your post a few minutes ago. It doesn't matter where you are born. Just finish school and if you want to go to university and do all the higher education do it but the same year you finish university or any of those leave immediately. If your parents buy you a car take it what ever it is and sell it to get money. If you don't want to go to university make sure and work the highest paying job in high school. Do the free lance only if you want to. I saw cbd oil in the gifts but I never gave it to anyone. I got a paint set today. It was in horrible condition.
Ornella
Ok good because this is what I got. Keep in mind I just started this life. I was born a male in London, United Kingdom. I was the result of a random tinder hookup. My mom is a 21 year old real estate agent. And of course, my dad is unknown. My happiness is at 60 percent, so thats not bad. My health is amazing, its at 91 percent. Ok I'm kind of dumb lol. My smarts are at 30 percent, but I can easily fix that by joining some clubs later on. O god I'm ugly! Lol. My looks are 17 percent. That means i'm going to be a barby doll, well, in this case, a ken doll. Because of all the plastic i'm going to get lol. So overall, my guy is a little below average. In can work with this dude. I might not go to university. Lets see if my mom buys me a car. But thats a good idea. Selling a car, if I get one. I just closed out the app, so it would seem like I didn't get today's heirloom. You should've gave the oil to someone lol. They probably would've enjoyed it. I know I would've lol jk. How's your chef career coming along? Wait, did you even get the chef job? I know your working in a restaurant, but I don't want to just assume. After this life, I'm thinking about becoming a famous chef in france. Since the cost of living there is high. Imagine how much money you would make if you were famous out there? Anyway, I'm done ranting lol.
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That's the perfect way to start my challenge. So its like you're upset with them and you just want to leave right away. Some things you can do on your own if you want. For instance if they die its up to you if you want to travel to their funerals or not. That will depend on how they treat you from birth to age 18. I didn't get to play today. Was doing lots of laundry so going to it now. I will try for that chef job in france as well. Once you get the crew member job which I have I should get promoted lots of times I ope. I hope I don't have to switch jobs but we will see. I will buy gifts for each and every single person but if they treat me bad they getting a really bad gift.
Gift giving
Gift giving is so tedious. I gave one of my co worker a del crome book laptop and he refused the gift and hr launched an investigation. I'm just going to age up and deal with what ever life throws at me and see if I become a famous chef some how.
Ornella
Lol i wanted to get a different life but then i thought, what better way to do a challenge with a below the average guy than a perfect guy. Thanks for reminding me, i need to do laundry as well lol. I don't know if i'll go to my mom's funeral. I got another scanky mom lol. I think my mom is one of those people who will sleep with one of her clients lol. Since she's a real estate agent. She gave birth to my half brother after a random tinder hookup. So me and him were made in the same way lol. My second half brother was made on a nude beach.. So that says a lot lol. Omg yes tell me about it. Giving gifts takes lots of work and time. I've tried to give a coworker the same thing, a dell chrome book, but he refused it. I don't know why. Maybe because its expensive. Or maybe they just don't need one. Shoot, i would take it and then sell it lol. Especially if the person was someone i didn't know personally. What the hell? HR launched an investigation? I've never got that before. Thats uncalled for. HR doesn't need to get involved especially if your just giving someone a gift. So far, my life is a disaster lol. When i was 9, a bully kept on picking on me, so i charged him. I got sent to the headmaster and i apologized. And i got suspended for 4 days. My mom argued with me and again, i apologized. Then i was diagnosed with anxiety and now depression. So my happiness is at 0%. I was rejected from doing any sports. My grades are not that great even though i've been studying. Even academic clubs won't accept me. My health is now at 65%. And my looks dropped to 11%. No wonder no one will let me do anything. I'm to fuggly lol. I'm just aging up until i hit 18, then the real fun can start.
Contacting bitlife
So i found there email. I found it directly in the app. If you click on the bitlife community button, it'll give you a list of their links to there social medias. Well, at the bottom, the last option is, send feedback. Click on that and it'll give you 2 options, send an email. Or tweet them. I felt so stupid after i discovered this lol. I just found it today. I decided to post it on here, in case if anyone's curious on how to contact them.
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Good luck with the email because I'm not sure if they will respond to those. I think they are more active on twitter. So since you showed me your life and you can't get in to any of the academic clubs you need to work a part time job and as soon as you hit 18 leave the country immediately and get a job. I feel like I'm adding more stuff to this but here's another twist and this is only if you want to. If you get fired from your job leave the country and go somewhere else it doesn't matter if you stayed there the full 5 years.
Twitter pole
Guys, I hope you all saw the new tweat from bitlife and voted because by now the pole is closed. They asked what they should focus on in the next update and the choices were adult crimes teen crimes and luxury. I voted for the teen crimes. That one received 57% of votes at the time and the other 2 options got probably around 18%. So looks like they saw my tweat last week. Dam I have to do that chef thing again and the last promotion I got was for general manager and I forgot to refresh the list for line cook. Its ok. There will be other times. Got a fine china set today. That usually sells but it was in bad condition and had to refurbish it a few times and got it sold after so many years.
Ornella
I know, they even say that they get lots of emails and can be slow to reply. And that the best and quickest way to reply was through twitter. I just posted it in case of anyone doesn't have twitter. Lol its ok. I don't mind if you change it up a bit. Good thing you gold me about the part time jobs. I'm 12 or 13 years old. I didn't play anymore after i posted my last comment. O f*ck really There was a pole? I think i missed it. Let me check. O good , its still open, i think. It says 14 hours and 54 minutes left at the time that i'm writing this. So when i checked just now, they posted it 9 hours ago. So they're giving people 24 hours to vote. But thanks for posting it, if not, i probably would've missed it. I really want the luxury update, so we can buy things. But i also really want teen crimes and juvy. I don't know what to vote for lol. I chose the juvy option. Wow, the teen crimes option has 58%. Adult crimes has 18%. And the luxury option has 24%. Wait are you doing the chef in france? Or is it the same life from yesterday? Since you said that you didn't refresh the list. Blahhh! I got a diary. I'll just throw this away. I'll play some more in a bit and i'll let you know how everything is going.
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Wait that's weird because when they posted it I was sleeping and thank god I got up early and When I voted it said this pole ends in 30 minutes so I don't know if they extended it which is a good thing. I'm still playing the life from yesterday. It will end soon and then I will either start my challenge or go to france and do the chef thing. A lot of people really want the teen juvi stuff so that's why it has lots of votes. I want the luxury stuff to but what I really want is even more ways to spend money.
My only concern
More crimes will probably have more mini games and you all know what that means. I'm probably sounding like a broken record but still. I can't help but worry every time a new crime gets added.
Dm
I thought of that as well but someone who has lots of followers will then have to tweat them and tell them about the accessibility and they hopefully will have to fix it along with the others. This is a new life thing I got and a perfect way to start my challenge. I was conceived when a neighbor came to borrow some sugar from my mother. You know that's making me angry. I' living in brazil. I'm not going to attend university unless if its free and if I get in. So will work a part time job and leave as soon as I turn 18 and I'm not attending my parents funerals. Think will do some free lance also.
Ornella and Dm
Ornella, maybe they were going to close it, but then realized that not enough people would have time to vote. Well, if you think about it, if we get the luxury, thats one way to spend money. But either way, teen crimes is going to win. It basically already won. Also, someone asked if they were still going to come with the royal update, where we can become kings and queens and we could be born into royalty. Bitlife said that it was definitely coming. Which I really hope it does happen. Lol your mom's neighbor definitely got "sugar". And not the baking kind lol. University is free in brazil, I remember. I did a life there once. You probably got a better character than me.
Dm, no you don't sound like a broken record. Your just stating facts. And I get where your coming from. I honestly didn't even think about that. Juvy will most likely have the escape mini game. Maybe burglary as well. Do you or anyone else have an idea or know of a way that the escape and burglary games could be accessible? Me tweeting them, didn't work, so I'm ⠛⠕⠬ to try emailing them. I know it's not a guarantee, but it's worth a shot.
So I'm official a looser lol. I was able to join the loners clique and every single girl I asked out, rejected me. One girl told me she can get me a trainer if I ever planned on losing weight lol. That bought happiness down. My mom bought me a car, I plan on selling it. I'm now 18 and living in france. I literally moved across the channel. Since I lived in london before. I'm england's neighbor lol. Now to find a job.
So this
So this is how its going so far with me. In Brazil, I met a girl and got her pregnant at age 17. When she gave birth I broke up with her and migrated to the Dominican Republic. It was tough there for a bit because some of the girls wanted to wait till marriage and I dumped them instantly and those who didn't want to keep the baby I left them and found someone else. I worked there as a fire fighter and the year I got promoted to an equipment operator I sold my house and left of course breaking up with her. I had 2 kids with that person. Got stalked by my x and had to put out a restraining order. I then moved to the Netherlance and worked as a construction worker. I had 2 kids with the girl but the year I left she got pregnant. I felt kind of bad but that's the challenge. Now I'm in sweeden. I didn't pick up a job as yet had to put down the phone for a while so going back to in in a few.
Wow your doing better
Wow, you’re doing way better than me lol I am working as a trooper in France. That was the highest paying job that I can get with just high school. I don’t have enough money to get a house, so I guess I’m homeless LOL. I spent most of my money on liposuction, which my results were 100%. So I must’ve had have lots of fat lol. The smallest house I found was 40,000 or so. I only have about five or 6000. Talk about broke LOL. You seem to be doing a really good job on yours so far. Keep it up. My looks are still kind of bad. No girl wants to date me still and every time I do a hook up, she doesn’t get pregnant. Or I get an STD. So I’ll keep trying. As for the house, I think I might be homeless in this country. I’m going to eat right now, so I’ll play afterwards.
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Wow I have real perfect timing. Just saw your post about a minute ago. Its ok. If you can't afford a house don't buy it. When I was born I had 8% looks so I did a tun of plastic surgery. I didn't do hook ups because of the std's. I was watching one of Biju Mike's review that he posted last night and I didn't really realize this but you know when you tap on make love and it says your girlfriend doesn't want to make love to you for what ever reason. You could tap on that a few times and she will give in. I didn't even know that. I'm probably going to sleep just now so I might pick up one round again and finish off tomorrow.
Best way to make things accessible
When voice-over is on, mini games should be turnd off so we don't have to do them. This way, sighted people get to keep their precious mini games while we also have a solution.
Dm
I agree with you and I was also thinking that they should make the burglary like the life simulater. Lets hope something will work out in the future. Now for me. I think I failed my own challenge because I'm in so much debt that I tried to do what ever it took to leave and I can't. I tried stealing a car but someone attacked me then the next time I couldn't get it started so I fleed the scene then I tried to migrate to Italy they didn't accept me not that I would have money anyway but I tried moving illegally and got caught but surprised I wasn't arrested for it and thought they would've sent me right back to Brazil. Not sure if I will continue playing because I'm sleepy and someone's car alarm keeps waking me up at this late hour in the night. Its close to 1 am. And I got a dumb basket ball worth $10 that no one wants.
Ornella and dm
Ornella, I didn't end up getting a house. Lol really? You didn't know that? Thats why when i ask over and over and if they don't give in, i just leave them lol. O i know what video your talking about, the one from bijuu mike. The share my story challenge? Lol you think you failed your challenge? What would happen if you go in debt. Is that the end of the challenge? I tried to move to italy but it wouldn't show up in the list. I kept on refreshing it but still nothing. I got a burned dvd of inception. Its worth $1.
Dm, what do you mean by having mini games turned off when voice over is on? Like would we still be able to play the mini game? Sorry if i don't understand lol. When i email them, i want to have an explanation on how they can make the mini games accessible. But maybe you guys might have some suggestions.
So i had 3 flings in france. Thank god i didn't get any stds lol. 2 out of my 3 flings got pregnant. So i have 2 sons in france. I left the year i got promoted to corprel. Like i said before, I didn't end up buying a house in france. Now i'm living in sweden. I'm a real estate agent. Hopefully i can buy a house here. I barely moved, so not much has happened. So i just found this out today. Did you know you can visit your friends? When i was living in france. I went to check my friends that i left behind in england, one of the options under his name was visit. I visited him and it also said that i visited my mom and half siblings while i was over there. Just know it costs money to visit them.
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Well the challenge would fail if you can't leave. And I got stutck in Sweeden. I ended up in prison because I tried to steal a car to pay off my debt to leave and got 2 years in. I was in debt for so much years I couldn't attend my mother's funeral not that I wanted to go and I got over 100k and it did pay off my debt but since I had already failed I stayed there and got married. So In total I had 7 children and 14 grand children. I only got to go to one of my son's funeral in Dominica because he died of something which I can't remember. Nothing bad was said at my funeral. All of them who were alive flew in and its just my nieces and nephews who didn't attend. So I'm living in Sweeden and spending time with everyone and thank got there's free public university because I'm studying ingineering to see if I could get the pilot job. Yeah I did leave them when they didn't want to give in and one thing to note is to check and see if your girlfriend is on birth control because one time I tapped on make love a few times and nothing wasn't happening and when I checked she was on it. I told her to come off of it and she refused so I dumpt her. For the free lance gigs, if you want the handy man job the only way you could get it is if you work as a macanic or an electrition or doing some kind of construction work. I saw a job for a strip club but I didn't get it. About the mini games. For the burglary explain that it should be in the form of a question and answer type thing like how they did it in instlife. All the mini games should be like that in the form of question and answer. Like you walked in and saw a tv in the living room steal it or exit if you're successful in stealing it then it should ask if you want to go further in and if you choose to exit then hopefully you don't get caught and your tv is pawned and you got the money. For the prison riot it should be how it was before. Either there was a riot or it was unsuccessful. The prison escape should have a kind of story or question and answer as well. For the military game then the grid should be labeled like a1 b1 something like that.
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What i meant was that instead of a mini game, we just get results instead, like when stealing cars. Keep in mind that mini games is only disabled when voice-over is on. Sighted people can keep mini games as they don't use voice-over.
Ornella and dm
Ornella, wow, well you got unexpected results lol. Right now, I'm on third or fourth year of being in sweden. I slept with a bunch of a girls but they wouldn't get pregnant. So I got tired of doing that and got myself a girlfriend. And the same year I got her pregnant. But I kind of feel bad for her though. Because I got her pregnant when she was a university student. Now she started grad school and I'm about to get her pregnant. But I think en leave next year. So she's going to raise 2 kids fresh out of school. But o well. Now that I think about it, I forgot to have a kid england before I left. I'm going to have kids all over the world with this challenge lol. How do you check if your girlfriend is on birth control? I didn't know you can check that. Yeah, I figured it out. To work as a howy man for the free lance gig, you have to work in that labor field like construction or painting. You should've gotten the stripper job lol. You would've made lots of money, believe me. When I became a stripper and retired, I had 3 or 4 million in my bank account. But if you do decide on becoming one, make sure your looks are high. I like your ideas for the mini games. For the burglary, I'm going to tell them to do it like instlife. The prison riot should be how it was before. I think the the prison escape should be the same as the prison riot. You gave mae an idea for the military game. So the game could be a memory/matching kind. There would be a grid of 9 squares. And you would have to match the items give. They could be military related. For example, you click the first square and you get a metal. Then you click the secod square, you get a flag. So obviously, a flag and metal don't match. So you would try again. And if you click on the wrong square, it could be a bomb and that would set off the mine. There could be 3 pairs. Since currently the military game asks you to clear 3 mines. So in a sense, each pair would be like clearing one mine, hence, finding the 3 pairs. Hopefully that makes sense. If anyone else has any other suggestions, feel free to add them. Like I said before, I just want to have everything thought out before I email them. I promise, I'm not stalling lol.
Dm, o i see what you mean. Ok yeah, that could also work. I didn't even think about that lol. I'll also include that as one of the options.
Sorry if there's any errors. I'm speed typing this, so I don't have time to check if there's any mispelled words or anything like that.
It would probably be the simplest solution
I don't think they would be too happy to overhaul mini games time and time again, given the fact that they just changed mini games not too long ago lol, but at least they have options now.
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Dm, I agree with you but here's a thought. What if people cheat and turn voice over on just so that they won't have to play the games. Just saying. X2, since I made another life in Sweeden I hate it there. Its so expensive and working for 100k plus is like nothing. Even though there's free university and health care I'm still struggling. I only have 2 kids and my husband wanted a divorce so I gave it to him. His dumb excuse was that I put ketchup on stake. I didn't even get the pilot job because for 5 years I kept checking the list and it wasn't showing up. I just left it like that. I worked as an environmental scientist for an ingineering firm. To see if your girlfriend is on birth control tap on her name in the relationships tab and then birth control and swipe left and it will say if she's on it or not. I was thinking how the doctors have reputations they should have the same for lawyers so you could have an idea of who you want to choose to help you win a case. You could still lose but you will still have a better idea of who you want instead of wasting money. That's why I hardly have botched plastic surgeries now because I choose the doctor with the highest reputation.
Cheating
No big deal, given the fact that we can already cheat ourselves out of many situations by closing the app.
Some more on cheating
Come to think about it, a person can easily cheat the military stuff by closing the app when they get deployed.
My last comment on cheating, i promise lol
A sighted person would do themselves a great disservice by turning on voice-over, as they would hand themselves over to chance.
Dm
Lol. I understand what you're saying and I also agree. I think that's why bitlife put in the time machine because people were cheating death and they didn't like it. Now I don't know which is worse for me. Being conceived on a sex swing or my sister being conceived when my mom and dad went to test out a bed at Ikea. Living in France.
Ornella and dm
Ornella, lmao i can't with you. Lol i started laughing when you mentioned your parents methods of making babies. Lol you always get the freakiest parents. By freakiest, i mean sex freak, not the bad freak. Probably your sister has the worst one. I least you were conceived in the privacy of there house. As for your sister, she was conceived in a public place lol. That is a dumb reason. Its like saying that your going to leave someone just because they don't eat there fries with ketchup. By the way, i don't. You have to start off as a pilot trainee. Then work your way up until you get to airline captain. Yeah, remember you get paid the amount of how much the cost of living is. It must be really expensive if 100k isn't cutting it. O ok. I didn't know you can do that. I'll check in a bit if she's on birth control. Thats a smart idea. They actually should've done that. Add reputations for lawyers, instead of just doctors. Even with the best lawyer, you can still loose the freaken case. Thats true, people can turn on voice over but if you think about it, more than half of sited people don't know what tf voice over is. And the ones who do know about it, are the ones who know blind people or are related. I could be wrong, so feel free to correct me.
Dm, yes, you can cheat for lots of things in the game by simply closing the app, but thats not always the case. If you play at the casino and loose. Closing the app won't recover your lost money. Believe me, i've tried it lol. For me, closing the app on a military deployment doesn't always work. I've also tried it before. I always get the deployment again when i age up. Lol sited people would rather play the mini game than take a chance. But i get where your coming from about cheating. The options i mentioned earlier can possibly be added. Look at how the devs implemented heirlooms with voiceover. We don't need to drag the flashlight around the attic. We just open the app and automatically get one. Where as sited people, have to drag the flashlight around.
So a question. Do you guys think that i should mention applevis in my email? That way they know that theres a website for people like us and where they can ask questions about accessibility? They probably won't make an account on here but its just an idea. Another reason that i can mention applevis is so that, there not guessing about accessibility and can ask directly whats the best way to implement accessibility. Hopefully i made sense. Anyway, I left sweden after my 2nd child was born. I moved to italy illegally lol. I don't know why they denied my request. When i moved, my girlfriend left me. But i didn't care, i was going to leave her behind either way lol. Now i'm working as a porn cameraman. I'm also dating a stripper. So you know what that means. Girl has some skills lol. I cheated on her and got some other girl pregnant but she didn't find out. So i thought this was funny. I got this in the log. Denmark's leader, Spongebob Squarepants, fell during his UN address. The internet had a field day. Lol can you imagine spongebob running a country? I thought that was so random. I had to share that.
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You got me laughing at that spunge bob thing. I got something so weird when I was in school with one of my lives. It said its only Tuesday and I got a hard on 12 times already. I froze when I saw that one. I was like wtf. It was something along those lines. I did look for the pilot trainy job and it never showed up in the list and I just left it alone. The same thing happened to me in Sweeden when I tried to move to Italy they denied me and I got caught doing it illegally. The thing with my x leaving me because I put ketchup on stake I think like they just want to leave and we have to beg them if we're dating. But why can't they beg us when we leave them. I think the none playable characters get more power over us. They could call the cops on us but we can't on them. They live for free and don't contribute squat but they nagging us to buy cars and houses. When you ask them for money they giving you next to nothing. The list goes on. Oh and I know people who don't eat fries with ketchup. I don't judge them for it. You could mention about apple vis if you want and all the ways to make the mini games accessible. Wait I thought when none voice over users open the app they would automatically get the heirloom. Hmm. I learnt something. So then that's no excuse for them to not make the rest of mini games different for us. So yeah tell them.
Ornella
Lmaooooo wtf!? Who keeps track of things like that? Hard ons? That made me laugh hard lol. I was not expecting that at all. Maybe italy don’t like people from sweden or something. Luckily, i didn’t get caught. Omg yes tell me about it. When we leave them, they don’t even fight for us or insult us like we can. I thought i was the only one who thought that the generated characters get more power than us in a way. Yes, we have power over lots of things but its the little things that you mention that take a little of power away, if that makes sense. Well, thanks for not judging us for not eating are fries with ketchup lol jk. Yeah, i know people who don’t eat fries with there ketchup. To get the pilot job, you have to go to grad school. Make sure you study engineering first. Well, thats what i’m trying to say. Sited people have to drag the flashlight around the attic to find an heirloom. As for us, we just open the app and get one. No need to drag a flashlight around. Ok then i’ll just mention applevis in my email. I haven’t played anymore since the last time i posted, so i’ll play in a bit.
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So far, i've always been lucky with cheating myself out of Military deployment. Just make sure to close the app before answering yes or no. As for the casino, yeah. That's the only one not working. In some rare cases, things try to be persistent, But then I just close the app a second or even a third time lol.
Restaurant
Finally got the restaurant job I wanted. Got promoted to head waiter and now to expediter. I will let you know if I become a famous chef in france. I saw an article that says this job could make you famous in the game so lets see if its true. My mom died in an alley way. She got mugged. Both my half sisters were conceived the same way when she went to test out a bed at a furniture store. And justice was served finally. My step father told me that I was creepy looking and I told my mother about it and her concern was 86%. When I aged up she divorced him. When she died I cremated her wich was about $1000 and I got back that same amount in the wil. Lol.