BitLife - Life Simulator

I tried posting here but something crashed and I left it for now. So My challenge only failed when I was in debt and I asked everyone for money. I stole my first car no problem and it kept me up for a year or so. I had to quit my part time job because of the high blood pressure. Before I got caught stealing my second car I left that police job and worked as a porn acter. I know that would've gotten me famous only if I didn't steal that second car. So went to prison and got out and in that same year stole another car and no one wanted it so I abandoned it and stole another better one and I was back in prison again. Came out on parole and worked 2 janitor jobs because I was fired from 1. So by the age of 28 I had 22 kids. At the second janitor job I hooked up with a co worker and she got pregnant. That was my 23rd and final kid. The next year I died from complications to HIV. Obviously I was in so much debt I couldn't get it treated. Next time I attempt this challenge again I have to think about it carefully and make it so to have a very high paying job. The writer job didn't even show up at no time and I would always check the list. My 23 kids and 18 grandkids attended my funeral. My mom and 5 siblings couldn't be bothered to show up. They went for a bike ride instead. It said that I was a womanizer. Now I got a life in Mexico and not sure how I will play this one. I was conceived on my grandfather's work bench.

Wow, 28 and 23 kids? Thats insane lol. I forgot what youtuber did the 100 baby challenge and they made it to 100 at the age of 29 or 30. Can you imagine having that much kids at that age? I should've killed my sister for getting more money lol. Omg 2000 dollars for HIV? I've never got that before. I've had parents die from aids before. O yeah for the hookups i know. I hooked up with a guy and it said that i told him i'll call him the next day but i don't. and then the thing that i told you about, where i threw my back out, that was a hookup. I also know that if the person has some craziness going on down there, you can choose to leave early and it'll say something like, you tell the person you have to go in to work early the next day. They say that they understand or something like that. Usually its girls that have the craziness going on down there. I think i've only seen guys have it a few times, but i could be wrong. At least all your kids and grand kids attended your funeral. Did you leave debt to your kids? I heard thats possible but haven't tried that. Next time if you try it, try starting at 16. Since thats the age we can loose our virginity. Lol you were definitely a womanizer. My sister was conceived on my grandfather's work bench as well lol. I'm talking about in the game. I haven't opened the app. Going to do that now, lets see what i get. Ugh, a fountain pen? Not surprised.
So what do you think about having disabilities in the game? Someone brought it up on twitter asking if we could have disabilities in the game. Like be born with autism or be deaf. You think it would be interesting? Or not fun at all. I'd be open to trying a life with a disability. I live with one in real life lol. Why not in a life simulator? Also, somebody asked if we can die horrible deaths lol. Like instead of dying with diseases or in our sleep. We should have natural disasters. I don't know how i feel about that one. I'd probably give that a try as well.
So I'm still playing as a female in mongolia. This life i'm going to go for the wicked ribbon. I'm spreading stds, which was hard to get since everyone seems to be clean. I abandoned 2 kids and put the other one up for adoption. I also pickpocket random people. I stole a car. I murdered one of my lovers lol. I tried to murder the guy who gave me an std but he attacked me instead. I got the popup i also told you about, where i ruined santa for a kid. What makes it worse is that it was at an orphanage lol. I ruined santa again. Basically, i'm going with all the horrible options. We have lots of new popups now. When i was kid, i got a popup asking what i wanted to wear to the park. the options were a red and white dress, gucci jeans and a white T, a red fendi skirt with a black blouse, and i forgot what the other one was. I chose the gucci jeans and white t. Which probably wasn't a good idea since thats designer clothes. I hate my step mom and dad. They always insult me. So i return the favor or i attack them lol.

Wow that's a crazy life you had there. I did spread the HIV around but I never got aids. The thing is that if you don't get it treated you can't live long. And some doctors are really expensive. Me personally I'm not up for that idea. Its bad enough that we live with a disability I really don't care for it in a game. If they bring it I won't complain but I don't care for it. What if we are deaf or blind and someone tries to attack us we might not be able to. I agree about the natural disasters. I saw a new kind of death popup. It said that my dad died of a heart attack watching someone get in to a horrific accident. Something along those lines. This life is kind of a speed game that I'm doing now. I'm living in Mexico and its borring. I slept with my supervisor many times and I even dated her but she had less money than me so every time I asked her for a prenup she kept refusing and then finally left me. I was like 35 and she was 66. Lol. My mom disapproved of that relationship because she was way older than me but I did nothing about it. I'm working as a farmer.

Well, if someone attacked a person who has a disability, then we could kill them and claim defense lol. No but i see what you mean. Like i said, i'd try it to see how my life would turn out. The natural disasters i'd also give a try. In real life, i live in california so earthquakes are common here. Have you ever seen the movie San Andreas? If you haven't, its about a massive earthquake thats supposed to destroy california. Anyway, my point is that natural disasters would be interesting in bitlife. It'd be more interesting if they added disasters according to geographical locations. Like if were born in LA or san diego, then there can be earthquakes.. If we lived on an island like hawaii, then there could be a tsunami or a volcano. Just some ideas. Wow, the accident was to much for your dad's pour heart lol. Thats probably a new one. Damn 66? She was almost twice your age. Wait, she was still in the mood to do things like that? Lol thats funny. Not trying to make fun of anyone, everyone needs to have fun one way or another, but when ever i date someone or married to someone in there 60s, they always say no. Only like once was i able to have sex in my 90s lol. And it wasn't even pleasurable. None of my relationships in any of my lives have ever been disapproved by any of my parents. I want to get it. My parents probably don't care about me lol. A farmer? Hows that treating you? So i died after a coworker attacked me with some nun chucks. I was 25 lol. I kept on pranking him and he would attack me every time. He told my supervisor but she told him to shut up lol. After that he took matters in to his own hands. Surprisingly, My entire family came to my funeral. Someone said that they remember getting gonorrhea from doing me lol. I started laughing. That was one of my lovers. I don't know what the hell he was doing there. But i got the wicked ribbon. Now i'm going to try to get the family guy ribbon. This life i'm doing good things. I have good looks, i raised my smarts by joining clubs like chess and the board games, and i'm adopted. I'm going to school for computer science and i'm part of a fraternity, the chess club, and the nerds clique. Lets see if i get the family guy ribbon. Wish me luck.

Ok so I know this is super late but I was looking through comments to read the funny stories and I noticed a lot of people were asking about this. So with friends, if you click on their name you get a list of activities and their name at the top. Click their name again to open their profile, and there's a button that says change status. You can make them your best friend or your enemy. And if they're already your best friend you can make them just your friend again.

Like I said, I don't mind if they put it but I really wouldn't care for it. Sometimes when I play the game I say that bitlife is better than my real life. Lol. I got something where someone died in a snow avalanche. I can't remember who it was probably my sister or someone when I was living in Mexico. I attended her funeral but I didn't have to pay for it so good for that. My life was borring there as a farmer until this person kept messing with me and made me their enemy. I won a lawsuit against him and he came back for revenge and he killed me with a bazooka. I don't really know how to save my self from those situations. The options are to either beg for forgiveness, reason with them, run for your life and not sure if there's another one. One time I did try to run for my life and got killed and this time I begged for forgiveness and his receptiveness was like 15% and still ended up dead. Earthquakes oh god. In my country last year we had a massive earthquake like 7.4 magnitude I think. No one died but some people got injured and some buildings got destroyed a bit. I'm accustomed to it. Natural disasters in this game would be nice but I think it shouldn't only be for death. Say you have your house and there should be a random thing that says your house got flooded out or destroyed by an earthquake or some kind of storm we could repair it or see how much our insurance company is willing to pay us and if they refuse we could take them to court because if we pay we should be able to collect. Someone suggested that our parents should kick us out if they wanted to and I think that's a good idea so like we could be homeless or stay in a shelter. I think they should add welfare because sometimes its really hard to get by. For the free lance gigs I'm so young and not getting any handyman jobs. I think you have to be a little older to get that though. I think I'm 21. I'm attempting the 100 babies again. Its kind of going ok. I got a teddybear today like if that's going to help me with anything.

Ornella, lol. well sometimes our bitlife is better than our real life. I agree with you on that. Lol a snow avalanche? Sorry don't mean to laugh but i don't think it snows in mexico. I could be wrong. When i was a famous author, my biological daughter was trapped under a collapsing bridge and she died. I was sad because my adopted daughter was so ungrateful, i would've liked if she was killed lol. The reason i say she was ungrateful is because i gave her 100k and her appreciation was at 9%. When i did that for my real daughter, her appreciation was in the 90s. Plus it was hard to get my wife pregnant. Omg a bazooka? Lol he must have been pissed lol. So far, i've only gotten that with mrs puff. But accept she killed me with a spoon. Also, my health was low, like 2% low. If it would've been higher, i probably would've survived. Wow, 7.4? Thats pretty high. We had 2 earthquakes in the summer. One on 4th of july. That one was a 6.8 or so. And then we had another 2 days later that was a 7.2. That one was felt throughout the whole state. And our neighboring states felt the after shocks. The San andreas earthquake is supposed to be anywhere between 8 and 9 i think. Its supposed to be felt in mexico and the entire west coast. They say its long overdue and that it can happen anytime. They've been saying that since the 1970s. But who knows. The last time it happened, it was in 1854 and it was an 8.0 magnitude. So its supposed to be stronger this time. Anyway, thats enough history for today kids lol. You read my mind when you said that it should be as a popup. I was thinking the same. And if your health is low. It can say that you died after your house was flooded. YOu were to weak to swim. Or if its an earthquake, it can say that the door fell on you. Or if you want it to be funnier, it can say something like, as you run through your hallway to try to get out of your house, the hallway closet door opens and a big pile of blankets and pillows hits you and kills you on the spot. And the insurance things is a good idea. Homelessness is a good one. I always wondered how that worked. If you don't buy a house, where do you live. With your parents? And you know how like when we die, if we leave a will and we continue as a kid, it says that we inherited cash assets and a house? Why can't we get that when our parents die. Its like if they didn't own a house or something. For the handy man job, as long as your 18 and older it should work. But its random, i feel like you have to have certain skills or something. Because it doesn't always let you work. If your attempting the 100 baby challenge, make sure you play as a male. Since you can father multiple kids a year. I got a stupid fountain pen again. I got this yesterday. Now i have 2 damn pens lol.
Paige, o yeah its well hidden. It took me a while to figure out how to change the status with that person. Thanks for that though.

I'm in a bit of debt but I'm 22 and have 15 kids so not bad. I'm a magician hoping to get famous. I studied English in university but I didn't see the writer job show up so I took the next thing that I know that wil make me famous. In the life before Mexico I didn't have any special skills. I got the handy man job with no trouble so I don't know why they not letting me have it this time. And my character is a male. My girlfriend is like 99% crazy and well I gave her HIV but its understandable that she don't want to marry me. The thing I don't get is that she doesn't want to leave me. Not as yet anyways.

I did switch for the porn job. It wasn't there the first year when finishing university. I'm just so bored now that what ever happens like me going to prison will just do it but for now I stole 2 cars and sold it so hope my luck don't go out on me. I could be in debt but the thing is I need lots of money to treat my diseases and if I don't get it treated I won't live long. Also I think there's a bug with the doctor. So If I have 3 diseases only 2 will show up and the one I want to treat it won't show up unless if I close and refresh the app or come out of that section. I think its weird. Also If I don't have lots of money I go to the cheapest doctor and get treated. Some of them get cured. I have a girlfriend and doing hookups. She's crazy so how I gave her HIV she's probably like well I got it so what could I possibly give her again because she still has sex but its not so enjoyable for her which is understandable. She always aborts my child and when I met her she has 1 kid for someone else. She don't have a good job anyway so if she wants to leave I won't beg her to stay. With the sorority some of those questions I don't know so if I do join one I will have to look up the answer somewhere.

I haven't failed my 100 baby challenge as yet but in 1 year I didn't get any babies because more than 6 of the ladies had abortions which is my question. I know that earlier in this game they said that in some countries abortion is illegal. So if anyone knows please say so I could play in that country and have a better chance. Half of the other set of ladies are on birth control so it don't help. Here's the popup I got. I'm writing it as I see it because I have my phone open now. Love; indecent proposal. While hanging out with a group of friends your best friend mark's fiancée, Victoria approaches you to say she is wanting to spell infidelity and asks if you know where the D goes. What will you do? Her looks is 5%. If I do it my best friend might come back for revenge if he knows. Hell I'm bored so will do it. Lol.

So I was looking up stuff about the ribbons and it said that if you get lucky dice as an heirloom it will help you win the lottery if you don't play with it or get rid of it. Now I'm wishing for it. I just finished my life. Ended up how the previous life was so nothing special. Since I know how to get some of the ribbons I will this time try for the roudy ribbon. It said you need to go to the night club and argue with everyone and or argue with the neighbours at the houseparty.

I have the same bug as well. I would go to the doctor but my condition wouldn't appear. I thought it was only mine acting up. But its only happened to me like once or twice. Well, fame will help you with your debts. Are you famous? Or your not sure if you'll become famous. The cheapest doctors don't help me. Thats why there probably cheap lol. Wow, she still with you? thats crazy. You gave her hiv, and thats permanent. Do you spread your stds to your hookups? I know sometimes when you have an std, you can still get a new one from someone else. If you join a sorority and the questions are about greek mythology, i would gladly help you but posting them on here is kind of unreliable since theres no notifications on here, besides email but those come in late sometimes. Only if applevis had an app. Omg 6 abortions? Thats a lot lol. Well, in some countries abortion is permitted only if the mother is at a risk. Other countries don't permit abortions regardless of the way pregnancy occurred. I can post a link to an article about countries that don't permit abortions. The one country that stood out to me was el salvador in central america. But they don't have that country on the list.
Here’s the link.
http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/countries-where-abortion-is-illegal/
Thats a smart idea. Living in a country that doesn't allow abortions. Remember not all countries will be in bitlife. From what i compared, theres like only 4 or 5 countries on the list. Lol where the D goes? Really? Thats funny, that made me laugh. You just like being a two timer over and over. Lol jk. I haven't gotten that before. There adding new scenarios to the game with every new update. I don't know if you've noticed. So i'm just being a positive person. I complemented everyone at work lol. I got mixed results. Some really appreciated it than others. Playing a perfect life is kind of boring lol. So its kind of a speed game. I'm just not really aging up that fast. Wow, who knew that lucky dice would really be lucky. And you call them unlucky dice lol. Speaking of that, i haven't seen them in a while. O thats how you get the roudy ribbon? I always wondered how i got that ribbon lol. After you get the roudy ribbon, you should try for the teammate one. Just try to get in a fraternity/sorority so you can get the app developer job. Just a suggestion though.

You're making me laugh. No its ok. I will look them up if I have to. I already got the wicked ribbon so I'm trying to get 2 ribbons in 1 game. When ever I get drugs or alcohol I take them. I'm going to the 3 clubs each year not just 1. I'm turning down the ladies because I don't want no hookups. Its kind of a speed game but not really. I bought a tiny house just to have a house so if I don't get to argue with someone in the club I could argue with my neighbours. I made a mistake with the globe trotter ribbon. I'm supposed to migrate to different places a bunch of times in 1 life so will try that some other time. To answer your question I only gave my hookups the HIV. When ever I get the other diseases that come along with it I treat it right away. Sometimes the cheap doctors work and sometimes they don't work. I even went to the witch doctor to see if I could get my HIV cured and I didn't but I remembered getting something cured from them just can't remember what it is exactly. I got some rectum wort something. Can't remember the name but I started laughing out. I spesifically remember that bitlife said that they added countries where abortions would be illegal. The thing is that they didn't say. That update was last year.

I got the roudy ribbon. It was a short life but I died from a bar fight. Someone blew up my heel with a grenade. I thought I would've gotten the addict ribbon but going to try for that one. so here's the list of ribbons that I have. I got 19. Scandalous, loaded,wasteful, wicked, hero, mediocre, unlucky, rich, successful, geriatric, lazy, mooch, lustsful, famous, deadly, jailbird, fertile, academic, roudy.

Lol well if you ever need help with any questions about greek mythology, just ask. I'm a nerd for when it comes to that lol. The globe trotter you don't have to move around if you don't want to. When i got it, I just went on lots of vacations. Once a year. And a few cruises here and there. The witch doctor scares me lol. Every time i try one of his remedies, i just wait for the death sound. Just thinking about it, i can hear the sound in my head. Wow, i don't remember them saying that. I'm going to have to go back and look at the update history. Lol what a perfect way to end a roudy life. In a bar fight. I need to get the addict ribbon as well. Wow look at you, the deadly ribbon. How did you get that one? If you can remember. Heres the ribbons that i have.
I have 22 Mediocre, jailbird, lustful, mooch, wasteful, rich, unlucky, loaded, famous, scandalous, cunning, academic, roudy, fertile, globe trotter, hero, cat lady, geriatric, teammate, stupid, lazy, and wicked.
The houdini ribbon might be impossible for us. That one requires you to go to prison and escape every time. Same for thief. That one you have to go to jail but escape and steal from people. And since the burglary game isn't accessible, so that one might be out of the question. The ones i don't understand is high roller and successful. I've looked it up, but the way that the directions are written, its kind of hard to get. Also, what do you consider a high school sweet heart? Like the first person you date and love? Or what. Because for the family guy ribbon, it says it helps to marry your high school sweet heart. And i don't know if my wife is sweet heart material lol.
Dm, lol you read the article? I don't think the dominican republic is in bitlife, yet. But i'll double check. I chose this article because it says that these are the laws in each country on the list as of 2019. And bitlife likes to be up to date with current timeds.

Dm, thanks. I think the Dominican republic is on that list. Will have to double check. X2, if I could remember, in order to get the deadly ribbon, you have to play a few games and people will kill you in jail. That's how I think I got it. But I could've gotten that family guy ribbon but didn't probably how I kept getting fired from jobs for dumb reasons. And I did marry a girl I met in high school many times. Sometimes the bar fights are dumb because the cops never show up. I think bitlife need to hire some police that know what they doing. Lol. Why can't the cops not show up when we do a crime or throw a house party. But when we call them its like real life. When I sold my second stolen car, it said that the neighbor saw that the car was stolen and called the cops on me. This is after I got the payment for it. When I got arrested the money vanished from my account so I didn't even get to use it to pay a lawyer. I got a fine china set and I had to adjust the price to sell it. Not a bad heirloom.

I've gotten that before. I sold my stolen car to a little old lady and she bought it but then called the cops after she realized it was stolen. Thats what i hate. The money gets automatically taken out. Omg i got a fine china set as well. Bitlife is trying to send a message lol jk. I agree about the cops being called. I've gotten the cops called on me twice for bar fighting. But its been awhile. A question, when we have kids, does money get taken out of our account every year? Because i've noticed that when i don't have kids, my money doesn't drop as much. Or is it just in my head? So my dad died. i was hoping to get money after all the time i spent with him but i didn't. I just wasted 6000 dollars on his funeral. Omg my wife died. She was trampled by fans at a stadium lol. Thats random. And she was 29. I guess i'll bury her. Lol i'm playing while typing. She left me 90000! Ok, thanks wife, for that i'll stay faithful to you. And if i get lonely at night, i'll just use my hand lol.

Lol you're making me laugh at that one. That reminded me. When I applied for the police job they asked me which place is best to masturbate. I tapped on shower. I got the job. Like what does that have to do with anything. I'm not sure on that but when I went in to assets and finance it shows the tax rate but I don't know if it goes up when we make more children or if the money is spent on the actual children. I know when you buy a house and car, money is taken out for the whole year but its not a lot. So when you don't get things sold, only if you can, adjust the price to the closest thing its worth and for sure you will get it off your hands. It don't help with items under $100 though. But since we have a bank balance why can't we get interest on our money. I thought they would've added that. And I just remembered something I think they should make the burglary thing like the life simulator. I still play that from time to time. I'm a trillionaire.

I finally got it. It wasn't hard to get. So keep going to the club and take drugs and alcohol till you get addicted to it and don't treat it and don't raise your health. Only raise your health if you've been taking the drugs and alcohol and you haven't been addicted to it as yet because you need your health for a while. I forgot to say in that same life I watched my mother choak on a garlic and die and she wanted to be buried and I donated her body to science and took her $25000. That's what she gets for conceiving me in a bar. It said that 2 strangers met up in a bar and she was 50 years old so I wasn't taking that. My dad was unknown so when I died of the heroine overdose no one attended my funeral. Now I'm living in the Dominican republic so trying this 100 baby challenge again. There's another food popup. Yogurt and a fruit cup, mack and cheese, banana and turkey slices. One time I chose the mack and cheese and nothing happened but if you choose the yogurt and fruit cup your health will go up. Next time will try the banana and turkey. I also got a thing that says which update is the best. prison, school, fame and office. I like all of them but I tapped on school just for no reason. I don't hate the office update. Its just some co workers are so annoying which is the idea. I think like how they have prison gangs they should have street gangs. We could do different crimes and hope not to get caught. Starting from the teen years of course. Like rob a convenient store and vandalize people's houses. I think that would be fun. And say if we get drugs at the club we could choose if we want to consume it or sell it on the streets. Also online scam jobs. That won't be hard to pull off. Example, sell 50 tickets to a cruise but fake tickets.

Lmao what the hell! Why would a possible job ask you where you masturbate. Lol that made me laugh. O those are tax rates? I never understood that. I feel stupid now lol. About money getting taken out every year, i know about that. I always set the price to the closest value on the menu but no one buys it. I try and try and still nothing. Before it was easy, i knew what heirlooms sold and which didn't. O yeah thats a good point. The burglary is accessible in the life simulator. Since they bought instlife, i don't know why they won’t intergrade the burglary into bitlife. Wow, your a trillionaire? I'm barely at like 600 or 700k lol. Well, since you were conceived in a bar, thats why you became the way you were. Again, the ribbon well described your life. Mmmmm, yogurt and fruit sounds good right now lol. I haven't eaten yet thats why. Yeah i like all of them as well but i would've gone with the school update. Street gangs? Thats a good idea. They should come out with a crime update. And add all the suggestions you mentioned. Like scamming could be one way we make money. Starting as a teen, of course. Do you know if the devs have an email? I'm thinking about reaching out through email instead of twitter. I feel that an email might get there attention more than a tweet. So i paid for my son's education and his appreciation was at 6% and my daughter's was at 25%. I didn't really care since i don't want to go pass 3 million. O my mom died and she left me 806 thousand. Wich helped me get to a million in no time. Also, I think my coworker tried to prank me. It said, something about needing to take a doose and not having any toilet paper lol. ANd that he used up all of it. I don't remember exactly how it went but i ignored it. One thing I don't understand is that my relationship with my supervisor was at 100 but when I try to have a conversation with her, she told me to get back to work. Also, if you ask them for a raise or promotion, they say that they can't help you and it lowers your relationship. But thats only if your relationship is high with them.

I heard they said they bought instlife but by now parts of it should've been integrated in to this game. So I'm not sure what's up with that. I don't know or not sure if they have an email but sometimes when I send them tweats I'm not sure if they see it or care so I think its like a waste. I mean I won't expect them to respond to every tweat but I think the best way to catch them is if they post something go and reply as early as possible and hopefully they will see it. I was hoping for some teen crimes as well. I want to be a nusince to my neighbourhood to the point that they want to run me out. Lol. Speaking of I also think they should add neighbours. Only if and when you buy your own house. So if you live with your parents and under 18 there's nothing much you could really do except interact with the neighbor kids or do bad things and constantly have your parents scold you. So nosy neighbours and different types.

That made me laugh what you said about the vibrator. My step father passed gas in front of my face and I attacked him. He fought back and attacked my waste with a dildo. I laughed out at that one. I tried to sue him but lost. For the gifts, I think its what's on the list at that time. So like they don't know who the gifts are going to. Also I think there should be a faster way of giving gifts instead of 1 by one. Example There should be something labeled gifts. Tap it and in there you will see the list of everyone and then put a check mark on the name of the person along with the gift then there could be a total on your bill and then tap on give gifts.. I hope I explained it properly. I agree with you on the neighbours I so want that. In real life I have dumb neighbours who play loud music like if its going out of style for no reason at all and you can't tell them anything about it. There's a law but if the police tell them as soon as they leave they would crank it up again. We can't sign anything to really get them out because its their own property which they own.

How did you get the cunning ribbon? I thought you had to escape from prison to get that one. Also every time I try to get the addict ribbon I end up with the rowdy one instead. Also twitter is usually the best way to reach them, but that doesn't always work either. Just try to reply to their tweets as early as possible.

To get the addict ribbon go to the clubs each and every year. All 3 on the list and one of them you will get drugs. Take them until you become addicted and don't treat it. Don't go to rehab. Take care of your health before you become addicted because you will need it. I haven't gotten the cunning ribbon as yet but I think I remembered x2 saying that he spread all the diseases around and that's how he got it.

Ornella, lmao what the hell? your step father did that to you. Thats gross but funny. You didn’t get pink eye from that? And with a dildo? Wow, him and your mom must be into some freaky deeky stuff lol. No that makes sense how you explained it. They should do that because its a hassel giving people gifts. Especially if we have a big family and lots of friends. O yeah, i know how it feels to have loud neighbors. Also, because we’ve done that at my house lol. I think you can start a patition if the neighbor has done something over and over. For example, if the person keeps parking somewhere that disturbs someone or something. Hopefully that makes sense. I know someone who her parents bought a house and there neighbor didn’t like them and so she started a patition to kick them out. At the time, her parents were the youngest couple on the street. The lady tried to get the other neighbors to sign it but they refused because they told her that the parents weren’t doing anything wrong. And she would call the cops if she saw anything suspicious going on at their house. She was really nosy.
Paige, for the cunning ribbon, you do have to break out of prison. I had someone sited do it for me. After my friend help me escape, credit goes to her lol, i sold everything and moved to switzerland and got a job as a lawyer there. Another way you can get it is if you get a sex change operation and leave the country after you escape prison. Just saying in case you have someone sited that can help you. Yeah, i know twitter is a good place but i’m not the best on arriving on time lol. I would try to be one of the first ones to there tweet but its not a guarantee. I haven’t had time to look for there email but hopefully i will soon. O i almost forgot, if you spread the diseases around, you might get the wicked ribbon. Unless you already have that one.
My friend asked me to recommend him a good sex toy lol. I chose to give him good advice. Also, i just noticed this, i have coworkers that have the same name as myy late wife and kids. I even have one whose name is the same as my snake. Lets see what i got today for the last day of the year. A wind chime? yay. I mean that sarcastically lol. Does anyone know of Any good challenges? Theres one that seems fun but it requires you to go to jail and escape every time. The point is to get 1000 years in prison. I’ve done the, yes to everything challenge, the, no to everything challenge, the 100 baby challenge i don’t have enough patience lol. I’ve done another one but i forgot what its called. Maybe i’ll try the 100 baby challenge, not sure yet.

Well they just posted something on twitter. I will sit this one out but if they post something again I will try to catch it. In real we could do what you said but like there's not enough people. Christmas is over so its kind of ok for now. I know why they doing it but they don't realize it affecting other people. I got the wicked ribbon already and I do have my notifications on for when bitlife post something on twitter so I won't miss anything. I got a dumb spelling b trofee worth a dollar. God why can't we dig in the trash and find something to sell. Lol.

When I was in high school my stress level was 78%. I wasn't in any clubs or cliques. Was only working 1 part time job and doing the free lance gigs. Is there any way to send down the stress? I'm wondering if when someone argues with you if the stress goes up.

When I age up especially in high school I'm getting some weird stuff. First one; I bend down to tie my shoe, a car passed and splashed me all over my clothes soaking wet. Something like that. The next one was; I injured my penis while hiking. It took 9 weeks to heal. Some of the hook up stuff kind of funny to. It says I broke the bed, I smelt like fish afterwards, she tells me I'm better than all my friends, she invited me to play video games afterwards, her dog licked me during intercourse. It goes on and on. My 100 baby challenge is going good so far even though I'm in debt a little. I'm working as a midwife and my salary is 38k. In the Dominican Republic, when I do the hook ups, hardly any of the ladies are having abortions so its kind of helping. Maybe once in a while 1 or 2 of the ladies will decide not to keep the baby. I'm 23 and have I think 15 or 16 kids by now. I'm waiting to get another heirloom to see if it would help me out but given how the past weeks have been I'm not holding out hope.

I agree with you. When I tap on keep the baby it says she over ruled you and decided to not keep it. I mean if you're going to do hookups then the none playable characters should face the consequences. One time as a male character I didn't want her to keep the baby and she decided to keep it. So far my 100 baby challenge is going ok. I'm not in any debt and I'm 30 and have 32 kids so far. Could've had more but the usual stuff. I have 2 sets of twins so that's really helpful. I think if a none playable character or us wants to have an abortion then we should pay plenty money to do it. And I was thinking the same thing for the medical doctors. I could be wrong about this but if someone can't afford health care there should be free public health care and then there should be the really expensive hospitals like the private medical care. I said this a long time ago but I think if we want to we could pay to have our babies in the hospital or use the free thing like it is now. Anyway, happy new year to all and a great year ahead to all with good wishes and success.

While I was doing my baby challenge I met a girl with 99% craziness and she stole a little over $1000 to take her friends to some party. I asked her to return the money and she gave me back $107. She said that was all that was left. I got mad and tried to strangle her and ended up in prison. My 33 kids and my mom and dad showed up at my funeral and the rest of siblings couldn't be bothered. I'm tired of this challenge now. Its proven a bit difficult and I will try it probably never again or when I'm bored. I didn't start a new game as yet but will do one later on. I got a useless camping tent.

Finally getting a chance to get on here. I left out of town thats why i couldn't reply. Plus i forgot my laptop lol. I could've done it from my phone, but that would've taken a long time. Anyway, happy new year to everyone. Goodbye 2019, hello 2020.
Ornella, i think you get stressed like that when you work and go to high school at the same time. Plus also doing some gigs can probably wear you out. Think about it, You have school to attend, then you have a part time, then you have to find time to fit the gigs. I would understand why your stress would be high. And with the gigs, you know how it says you were hired to work 30 hours? Split those hours into days and your probably getting home around like at 10 or 11 at night lol. Thats how i look at it. Maybe to lower the stress, you can meditate. Since the massages aren't available until your 18. Those weird entries you mentioned, i've gotten as well. I got one that said, i was walking down the street when a car passed me and splashed me with mud, i called him a bitch. Or something like that. But it always ends with an insult. Lol how does that even happen? Hurting your penis while hiking. YOur guy was probably polishing his branch since he was hiking lol. I've also gotten some weird things with the hook ups. One time, i hooked up with a girl and afterwords, she told me that it was better than her step dad. Lol. I was like wtf? What did i just do. Another time, it said that the next day, she sends you a copy of last night's fun. The dog one you mentioned sounded intense lol. Not trying to sound weird. O yeah, i forgot that you were attempting the 100 baby challenge. Well, at least now you know the dominican republic is your best chance at trying the challenge again, if you ever plan on trying it. Wow, you actually got a theft popup. Lol i would've done the same thing you did. Strangle her. i agree with you on the free health care. Especially in places that don't offer it. Like the US. It sucks because if your in debt, then you can't get it treated. Like there can be an option to apply for free health care and you have to be low on money or in debt to be eligible. That or they can go based off of your annual income. And if were rich, then obviously we can just get the private doctors.
Dm, I agree with you. If someone starts a fight with us, were the ones getting in trouble. And they get to call the cops. like, why won't the cops go after them, they're the ones who started it. I would be funny if there was an option to run from the cops after fighting with someone. They could also add it to when we steal cars lol.
So i haven't played at all today. I'm barely opening the app for the first time just to see what heirloom i get on the first day of the year. Its still the 1st of january where i live. Lets see what i get. Omg a good way to start off the year. A notre dame cathedral skeleton key. Its worth 7.5k. Wow, thanks bitlife. Anyway, heading off to bed. I barely slept last night. Too much partying lol.

You got a good heirloom. I've never gotten that one before. I got a dumb seashell. It made me so mad I just closed out the ap to make it look like I didn't get anything. I heard that we could become a famous chef. It requires community colledge. The thing with that is for community colledge we can't choose what we want to study which kind of sucks. For one of the hookups I got one that says her child walked in. I played a kind of speed game yesterday. I kept moving from place to place.. I didn't like my step father so as soon as I turned 18 I migrated to somewhere. Every 5 years sometimes for no reason I would keep migrating to another country. When something bad happened to me like my girlfriend broke up with me or I got fired from my job I would pack it up and move again. When my dad died I flew back to attend his funeral and I got $2000 inheritance. When my step father died I didn't attend his funeral so I flew back to my home country took a few cruises and vacations. Thought I would've settled there but got fired from another job and my last years were spent in tyland. I died of natural causes. Nothing bad was said and everyone who was alive attended. That was a weird game even for me but it was kind of fun. I got rejected from different countries so I didn't go there illegally. I didn't want to get in trouble with the law so I had to obey the rules but I think what I might do another time is if they disapprove me I'm going to migrate illegally and then do a sex change so they can't find me. Speaking of, I just remembered one of the hookups said she told you she used to be a man. Like wtf. And I agree with you about the health care and running from the cops.

Today i got a dumb movie camera. Like i need more cameras, bitlife. We can become a famous chef? I didn't even know that was possible. Maybe we have to go to community college because if you think about it, theres no cooking degree in university. That or you don't need high knowledge to become one. And by knowledge i mean going to university. YOur hookup's child walked in? That was probably a weird conversation lol. I've never gotten that before, sleeping with a transgender. I would've been like wtf as well. Wow sounds like an interesting life. Since you moved to different countries, did you end up getting the globe trotter ribbon? That reminds me, since you say that next time you'll migrate illegally, you could get the, goodbye hollywood, achievement. Unless you already have that one. Thats when your born in a different country and commit a crime and try to move to the US. But you have to be caught and deported. You might be able to get the cunning ribbon if you have a sex change after committing some crimes. So i got a new popup. My friend asked me if he can borrow my fountain pen. I couldn't sell it. When i let him borrow it, he returned it to me and it said condition before, 44%. Condition after, 44%. So i'm thinking that if you let someone borrow your heirlooms, they might mess it up. Or fix it. Because why else would it show the condition like that? Just a guess. Also, my friend asked me if i wanted to go with him to his brother's bachelor party. I said yes and this is what showed up in the log. I drank a bottle of whisky, jumped out of an airplane, and enjoyed 3 lap dances during a wild and crazy bachelor party. i was 89 lol. What 89 year old would do that? I gave a gift to one of my friends and his appreciation was 4% and he argued with me. I gave him shoes. I've never heard of the brand before, so i don't know if they were girl shoes or what but he was pissed lol. Our relationship went from 95 to 40 real quick.

I saw the job for the line cook but didn't get it still. it say 3 years education community colledge. But community colledge is only 2 years. I didn't see any cooking clubs in middle or high school else I would've joined. I think they should add side schools or courses that you could take at any age in your life. There's like culinary school for cooking, broadcasting school, beauty school, cake decorating classes. Those type of things. I thought they would've added police academy even. No I didn't get the globe trotter ribbon. I will do it again some other time. I don't have that good bye to hollyward as yet. Some weird crazy stuff happens and like bitlife don't make stuff according to the person's age. I went bungy jumping at 90. Like who does that at that age. I know the shoes you're talking about. Its madam Steve shoes I think the brand is. That's girl shoes so its understandable why your friend would be upset with you. I saw the writer job but I didn't really want that. I was gunning for the cook. I'm studying arts at university since that fell through. My mom died when I was 7 and my dad married an evil person. I spend time with all each year and she's the only one who refuses.

For who wants it here's the guide to get all the ribbons.

https://progameguides.com/bitlife/ribbons-list-guide/

It says 3 years? But community college is 2 years? Thats weird. There has to be a way to do 3 years. I'm going to look it up. Lets see. Ok so your right, it says 3 years. But 3 years of experience, not community college. It says 3 years of any restaurant work. Like dish washer, waiter, food runner, etc. Once the 3 years are over, apply for either apprentice or short order cook. Wow it takes 10 promotions to get to the top. I don't mean that you won't get famous along the way, just saying that if you want to be at the top, it takes that many promotions. I'll post the link to the article at the end of this post. I've seen cooking club in high school but i forgot what country i was in. Omg thats true. That never occurred to me. Having beauty school or even a police academy. I'm sure the devs didn't think about that. I like that idea. Lol i've gotten that one plenty of times. Bungy jumping at an old age. I think i went bungy jumping at the age of 110 before. I've also gone snow boarding at the age of 105 lol. Cliff diving is a common one for me as well. Yes there those shoes. The stephen maddon shoes or however you spell the name. So they are girl shoes? Makes sense. Its like the brand, michael korse. I know girls who wear that brand, not guys. Same with coach. I know about girl clothes and makeup but not really girl shoes, believe it or not lol. I have sisters and nieces. Speaking of arts, my kids are actually doing what they went to school for. My daughter studied arts and got a job as and architect and my son studied psychology and is a marriage councilor. My friend died from syphilis. Sounds about right lol. Not trying to sound mean or anything but he loved to party. He was the one who invited me to the bachelor party. And he would constantly ask me to take drugs with him. I always turned him down. I gave everyone at work a gift. i feel like i did an ok job. I got pretty good appreciation levels. Between 55 and 70. Only one person rejected my git. it was a laptop. The highest one i got was 97% appreciation. I gave that coworker a bottle of crystal. Which is expensive in real life. It was expensive in the game as well but i think the price was generous lol. I need to hurry up and finish this life, its almost been 2 weeks with this guy. Thanks for the article, i'll check it out.
https://www.mrguider.org/articles/bitlife-life-simulator-how-to-become-chef/

Thanks for posting that link. I saved it in my favourites because from time to time I will need to go back to it if I need to. Earlier on today I saw bitlife tweated something and a few minutes I went on their post and posted a reply with some of the suggestions. I asked if they could add juvi hall, neighbours, some more casino games and different types of house parties. A few people liked my tweat but I'm not sure they saw it. However, I went back to check out the replies and I think some people get special treatment. Meaning that they would reply to who they want to and skip over a few. I know they can't reply to every single tweat but come on. 5 minutes after is not a lot of tweats to read. I'm now remembering when you told me that they said they will be taking away the bitizenship after a while so who ever wanted to buy it would have to do it real quick. Well I say that's a tactic that most businesses use to get people to buy things so they could get a sale. When ever I would go out you would hear the guy on the microphone in a certain clothing store. Closing down sale or going out of business sale. For the past 15 years they always closing their stores and they can't close already. So you know what I'm getting at. Anyway, my kind of rant is over. I will try for that cook some other time but now I'm a graphic designer. My husband is nice. When ever I'm low on money he gives me like a thousand plus sometimes. He was the one who asked me to sign a prenup and I didn't mind. I only had like $9000 at the time and he had like 200k so if we last long I know I will get it when he dies. If he cheat on me I will have to forgive him. Lol.

I haven't been on twitter. I need to turn on notifications for bitlife so i know when they post. I'll get on in a bit. I agree with you. They reply only to certain people. Thats why i don't really comment on there posts. Lol i see what you mean about using that as a business tactic. I know for androids, the players have to be selected. Theres an application that comes out every other month of so, and people have to sign up or something. The devs then choose a certain amount of people. The other day, android users were asking to become bitizens but they had to wait for the next selection. So i don't know how it works for ios right now. I don't think ios users need to go through all that. Lucky. I haven't had a nice partner in a long time. Well, if he's nice, then he probably won't cheat on you. And if you divorce him, you might get some of his money. At first, i thought the guy has to pay the girl no matter what. But then i figured it out. Its who ever has more money. So in your case, your husband would give you money. That can change if you make more money than him. Then you'll have to give him money. I fell asleep trying to finish my life lol. Its 2 AM where i live and i'm going to finish my life. All my stats are at 100 and i'm 96. So i don't think i'm going to die anytime soon lol. I got a road map of the US. I don't get how its a rare item but whatever. I found an article that lists heirlooms from bitlife but its not all of them. I went through it and theres some interesting ones on there. I can post the link if you want to check it out.

After I posted on here I didn't play last night. I just fell asleep. My husband asked me to sign a prenup so if he divorce me I won't get any money from him. Eventually they will add shared income because plenty people asking for it. Yeah I agree with you its like a waste replying to them because you're not sure if they will see it or not. They might turn the power off for me today to fix something so I may not get to reply if I need to. Anyway opening the app to see what I get. Wow I never got this before. Rupaul's wig worth $750. Not bbad.

O yeah, i forgot you said that you signed a prenup. I turned on notifications for bitlife, so i know when they post. I saw the post you were talking about. They only replied to like the first 5 people or so, after that, they didn't reply to anyone. I've gotten that heirloom before. Rupaul's wig. I finally died lol. Took me long enough. I didn't get the family guy ribbon. I got the model bitizen ribbon. Which is the second mystery ribbon. I died at the age of 119. I basically outlived everyone including all my friends. Only my 2 grandkids attended since they were the only ones left. For like 5 years or so, people were dropping like flies. My happiness would drop to 0 and i would raise it, the next year it would go back to 0 because of all the deaths. It said that i was an extremely generous and faithful person. Which i was faithful because after my wife died at the age of 29, i didn't sleep with anyone else. Now i'm going to get the addict ribbon. Let's see who i'll be. Wow, ok this is what i got. I was born a female in Punta del Este, Uruguay, to an Uruguayan mother. I was conceived on the washing machine. The machine was on the spin cycle. My mom is a 39 year old restaurant worker and my dad is unknown. My health is 85, so not bad. O hell no, i'm definitely going to be a junkie. I'm going to use daddy issues as my excuse lol. Since i have no dad. And the city i was born in literally translates to, East point. Or eastern tip lol. This might be a speed game.

Lol that washing machine. I get that alot. I forgot to tell you a new one that I got. One time I was conceived on the 3rd floor of a public library in the self help book section. I played 2 lives today because of the power going out. So my first life which ended, my husband did cheat on me and I forgave him the first time. That was when I had little to no money at all. In the same year a guy that I became friends with I hooked up with him and used a condom. He was also married. My husband either didn't know about it or he probably didn't care how he had cheated on me. One of my crazy friends switched my juice and put in some craft mack and cheese powder in a cup of water and gave it to me. I insulted her and she assaulted me. I took her for everything she's got and won my case. I made her my enemy then unfriended her. Each year I would spend time with all including my friends. I would only give gifts every 5 years and of course I would give my wicked step mother a bad gift. I skipped her funeral. When my dad died it said you and your 2 brothers inherited 1 dollar. I laughed. When I started suffering from dementia I stopped hanging out with everyone. I attended all my friends funerals. I died a year after my best friend and all who was alive attended. Oh and my husband cheated on me a second time and I divorced him. My second life I tried to get the stupid ribbon and I didn't. I made bad decisions and got my smarts to 0 but it didn't help. I worked at the restaurant job but I got promoted a few times but never to chef so will do in another life.

Lol wtf? A library? That is a new one. I haven't gotten that one. I haven't been able to hook up with one of my friends yet. I'm still trying. Lol i've done that to my enemy one time. Put mac and cheese powder and water. She assaulted me and i sued her. I remember when i would get horrible moms, i would give them used vibrators. Now i just ignore them. One time i sued my step mom for assaulting me, i won and she broke down in tears after the verdict was announced. Lol really? A dollar? Might as well not even leave his kids any money. Wow, so yur husband actually cheated on you. That sucks that you guys had a prenup. You could've gotten money from him. To get the stupid ribbon, you have to be born with 10% smarts or lower. Yeah, do stupid decisions. Like when you get those childhood popups? Go with the stupidest choice. Like jumping into the lake. I'm going to try to get that chef job one of these days. So i'm still playing the character i told you about earlier. Anyway, I have really good smarts. They were at 88 but one of those childhood popups came up. It was the one where it asks you what you want to jump into. I chose the lake since i knew it would lower my smarts. And it sure did. Now there at 80, which is honestly still good. Sadly those brains are going straight into the trash lol. My mom just likes to spread her legs whenever she gets a chance. She gave birth to my half brother after a year after i was born. And another one after that. And another one lol. I'm just aging up and dealing with whatever comes my way. I'm still in school, so i can't do much. I forgot to tel you that i got a new year popup. It asked me what my resolution was going to be. There was eat healthier, more exercise, and i think it was, nothing. I chose to do more exercise. Also, in my previous life, in the log it said that a blind man hit me with his cane and that he called me a snollygoster. Lol whatever that means.

X2, you're making me laugh as usual. Lol. Some of those popups are really funny. I did a bad thing. I got so caught up on some shows that I didn't get to watch around the holidays that I forgot to make a new game before midnight. Now that it is midnight I opened the app and got something worth 125000000 and I can't even use it. That's on me. I hope I get it some time again. Its the covenant ark or something like that. I don't have the app opened to check the correct name of it. I got so mad that I didn't make the game. Dm, I'm living in Canada and bad luck always happens to me there so I will definetly try that memory test game and make really bad decisions and not work for my whole life and turn down everything.

How do you sell your Heirlooms? After getting it, I go to assets but there's nothing there, only my properties or vehicles if any. Do you need to be a biticent? I only paid for the ad free.

Thanks

I don't think you need a bitizenship for that. Unless if that's a bug or they changed it. I bought the bitizenship before they brought out heirlooms so I can't confirm it.