BitLife - Life Simulator

I don't think ribbons have descriptions like the achievements but I just killed a lot of people in different lives and eventually I got it. In the prison there's a mind and body tab. You could work out meditate or go to the library. In real prison you could do that I think. It does get you smart and probably help to pass the time but it doesn't affect anything to do with crimes. I did the atomic wedgy and it worked but it doesn't all the time. The most successful is the drive by. I will try the killings in different countries some time as well. I have to remember to make a new game before the heirloom shows up because I want an expensive item to sell.

This life I'm doing now I'm in India and when I was 8 years old I attacked a bully and he died but nothing happened to me. I thought I was going to be expelled from school. The free lance gigs don't pay well. Lol. Finally my parents payed for my university education. Wanted to kill them so bad. Lol. But I want to make sure I have a good job and at least try to win the lottery. I'm studying engineering. Not sure what job I will get. Can't believe I'm 15 and already in university. I guess every country is different.

I got Jimmy Kimel's microphone worth 600k but when I sold it got 9000 for it. Sad. I should've refurbished it. Probably would've gotten more for it. But when I sold it and went in to the main menu it was still there. So I think its a collection. The condition was 66%.

Yeah, I know, you can be productive in prison but nothing really happens. Like your smarts and health don’t really go up. And in real life, I don’t think there’s a gym in prison, because of all the equipment that inmates can use to kill other inmates or guards. But I also think it depends on the security level, like minimal security, has a gym, I think, I library, again, I think, and meditating, well, you don’t really need anything special for that. But again, every prison is different, so I don’t know. And really? You killed someone when you were eight lol that’s funny. What country are you win? Because you said you were 15 and already in university. And I know, the ribbons don’t have descriptions, wish they did. It would’ve been way easier to get them, but I think that’s the whole point, try to find all of them on your own, which isn’t a problem. I like challenges. And you would think that Jimmy Kimmel’s microphone is worth something, right? But I guess bit life prove that wrong lol.

Yes in real life you could work out in prison but I think its supervised. I'm in India. I killed a bully at the age of 8. I started university at the age of 15. Lol that made me laugh about Jimmy Kimel. Thought it would've worth at least 100k. I think they should add juvenile prison for delinquent teens.

I have also done that. I was bullied at school and I got so pissed that I asaulted her and then she died. Did not get expelled for that or anything. Been expelled once but that wasn’t as serious as this. lol

For me, I find the best choice is electricusion. That works great. I hate when murders backfire. That is really annoying. Pisses me off. lol. Atomic whatever does not work for me very well. Driveby is quite effective. Stairway to hell is a bit less reliable but works better. That is just my experience.

The only one I like and is my definite go to is drive by. That works 99% of the times. Now I'm working with kemicals. Wish I could blow someone up. Lol. I'm a kemical ingineer. Thank god I got a sweet payout from a lawsuit. I had to sue for a botched surgery. Haven't done any crimes as yet since I'm living in India. But if someone tells me anything I'm going to assault them. Lol.

O ok. And omgggg I agree, there should be juvenile hall. That would be so much fun to go to lol. I also think there should be an option to get a tattoo. Like a tattoo parlor. Where you can also get your piercing. And the tattoos would be random. For example, the drop down menu, just like all the other drop-down menus that bit life has. And they would refresh every year. Imagine getting a gang tattoo lol you’re bound two get into trouble. And as for the piercings, it would give us the option to Pierce one of our body parts. Like an ear, nose, lips, etc.
@sabrina, I haven’t tried the electrocution method yet. How do you electrocute a person? Like do you drop something electrical while they’re taking a shower/bath? And I know how you feel about murders backfiring. Every time I try to kill my brother it would backfire, so I would have to close out the app, just so I can send him back where he came from, hell, lol jk. But for real’s though, I had to close out the app about nine or 10 times just so I can successfully kill him. I never tried the electrocution method, I tried all the other methods, and the drive-by worked.

So I forgot to mention, with my previous life, when I was living in Turkey, I got the scandalous ribbon. But my question is what is the academic ribbon? Like does that mean you’re super smart? And the successful ribbon, which one is that one? would you have to become a doctor to get that ribbon? But then again, I became a lawyer and didn’t get that ribbon, instead I got the loaded ribbon. If anyone knows, please share.

Wow, I see how much you really HATE your brother. lol.
The academic ribbon. Study as much as you can. That’s how I got it.

That's just a random thing. If you do it it just says what you did. I can't remember that its specific. But drive by is way better. Ribbons. If ribbons had descriptions I would remember how I got them. Lol. I can't remember how I got half of my ribbons. Will have to shoot off another tweat to them. I told them about juvi prison yesterday. So piercings and tattoos are cool. But it would be nice for us to choose what we want and if it goes bad we could sue.

What do you mean by study? Like go to school as much as possible? Even after graduate school? Because I don’t think you mean the study harder option. Or do you? Because i did that a lot and i haven’t gotten it yet. And yea, I really hated my brother lol.

I got a china set worth 100k. It was in so good condition 99%. Spent $30 to refurbish and sold it thinking I would get at least half of the money but what did I get for it? $2000. Sad. Lol. Now I aged up and my wife called me a dingleberry while having sex. You know for sure I wasn't taking that. I assaulted her and she attacked me with a machine gun but I didn't die. I was sent in for 1 year for assault. I didn't stay in I payed a lawyer and got out and murdered her using drive by method. I was sentenced to death penalty by hanging on my 24th birthday. I couldn't afford the lawyer so I chose public defender and then I appealed for less money and got freed. Sometimes it works both ways. The appeal could work in your favour or you could lose it. But I think the appeal is cheaper though. Well let's see what happens. I will continue to live my life normal until someone tells me anything again. Lol. When next I get another heirloom and I don't like it I will donate it to charity and see what happens. When I sold the china it said pon star. Lol.

She did not sound nice at all. Well done. Yeah, study at as many schools you can. Like first elementary, then high school, collige, university and then another school.
Your wife does not seem nice. Good work. muhahahahahaha.
Going to kill my ex. I continued as my child and he inherited like ten million. The stupid child did not sign a prenupcial agreement and that evil witch wanted a divorce and guess what? I had to pay the woman like five million. I killed her using drive by but did the same mistake as you did, X2. I didn't have a car. I bought an expensive car to stay classy.
Me and my sisters are fighting a lot. She is not very nice to me. She never helps me. Thinkinj if I should kill her because I hate her. All our conversations ends up with fighting

I got back the same job I was fired from. Lol. Now I'm dating a very ugly girl and I want to marry her then kill her. But money isn't coming my way. Trying so hard to win the lottery.

I have won the lottery about twice or thrice. Bad luck.
I tried to kill my ex by electricuting her but she survived and I got cought and sentenced to a very long time in prison. Holding on to my recentment because when I am out she will die!
And if I fail I am going to do it anyway because I have a child with that woman and I am going to kill her. She deserves that. lol

Looks like they changed up some stuff about the houseparty. I threw one 19 peple came and I appoligized for the noise and the police charged me for serving alcohol to 4 minors. I got one year but I payed and got out. Wonder who to blame for that crime so I could kill someone. Lol.

Sorry ornella, I didn’t see your comments from earlier until now.
Anyway, do the devs usually reply to you Or have they? And how do you refurbish heirlooms? When I click on an heirloom in the assets tab, it shows its value, how long it’s been in the family for, and The condition. O and the sell button. But that’s all. And yeah me too, I prefer the drive-bys, so far they’ve been successful, I killed someone who rejected me lol. Right now, I’m currently playing as a patrolman. Will this get me promoted to chief? Or do you have to sign up for the cadet or trooper option? And yeah I agree with you on that tattoo/piercing. We should get to choose where and what we want. I am going to send them a tweet. And I never got caught with minors or anything at my house parties. Only like three or four times, but that’s it. Hate when that happens.
@sabrina, see what I mean, our kids are dumb lol. Same thing happened to me when I did that. I became my grandson and inherited 60 million, and that evil woman wanted a divorce and I had to pay her 52 million. So I was only left with about 8million or so. I should’ve killed her lol. And yes, I know how you feel, I was so blinded by rage, pun intended lol, that I forgot that I needed a car and to drive a car, you need a license, which I also forgot lol. I wonder if it’s possible to kill your own child. Is it? And I encourage you to kill your sisters lol join me in the, kill your siblings because they got you mad club lol. You too ornella, if you haven’t already lol.
And I’m going to try to get that one achievement where you have to get married 10 times in a single life. Does anyone have it?

I apealed my sentence and got out. I started with my evil sisters. Using driveby for one of my two sisters. I had lots of fun.
Then there were my ex. I gave her stairwell to where belonged. I was caught when managed to kill my ex and was sentenced to death in the electric chair.. I did not mind it because it got me into prison for ten years. I died there but, I died a happy man! All of them were murdere!,d!

Lol that's ok. The devs haven't replied to me but I think they see my tweats. I mean they can't respond to everyone with the amount of tweats they get so I hope they see mines and lets see what they bring for the future. They bought instalife so when ever they put those features in its going to be good because that game has more things I've heard. Like you could start your own business and do more things. That ribbon I'm trying to get it but I kill everyone so not yet. For the heirlooms only some things you could refurbish. Not everything. And its in that same menu with the sell and the state its in. If you steal a car you don't need a licence. But if you get caught you will be charged for driving with out a permit and of course the murder charges. For the patrol officer if you start early you will get promoted to police chief I think. I did get promoted to trooper and some other things but they did force me to retire then I started murdering people. A question I forgot to ask way earlier when we were talking about animals. Is anything cureable by the vet? Any time I take an animal in the vet treats but it says no luck. Like you have to keep going till the animal dies. And yes tweat them all your suggestions they may not respond but they should see it. Earlier on I told them about the piercings and tattoo parlour.

Both my two sisters gone. My ex wife gone. For some reason no one came to my funeral.

@Ornella, I've gotten my pets cured by the vet. My horse, Ed (named after the horse in the 1960's sitcom MR. Ed by the way) had cancer, he was cured by the vet.

Now, for my question, what creds do you need to become a pilot? I've been a flight attendant before, but not a pilot. Has anyone been able to be a pilot?

Hi,
Yes, you can kill your kids in bitlife. How do you kill a person who rejected you. One time, there was this one guy I really wanted to date, he rejected me, I would have loved to have murdered him, lol. But isn't the list of people you can murder random?

I think the list is random. And thanks about the animals. I'm unlucky. I always think the vet is just taking all my money. My last live I lived in India didn't work out. I thought I was going to get money after I killed my mom but nothing. I ended up in prison and lost the appeal. So murderd a few prisoners and died by one of them. Now I'm trying to be good to get the lawyer job to kill off some people. Lol. And the airline job I didn't get it. I'm trying to find out the same thing because that's also an achievement.

How did you kill the prisoners, I kept fighting with people, I got kicked out of a gang, but every time I fought with prisoners, none died, and I kept getting scolded by the warden. What is this, elementary school, we fight and all we get is a reprimand? lol

Well I think killing might be random given the extent. I just tap on rumble or what ever means attack and either they die or they don't. I try not to fight with anyone in gangs because I could get killed easily. When I joined a gang and someone messed with me when I attacked them my gang killed that person. Lol.

Yea I gotten pets treated by the vet before. I always do, well, most of the time lol. And you beat me, I was going to tweak them about the tattoo and piercing parlor, but thank you. Did you dm them? Or was it like a public tweet where other people can see it, I haven’t been on Twitter in a while so I forgot how that works lol. And yeah, the list of victims that you can kill is random, I keep getting, I don’t know what you would call it, but whatever people who reject you a card lol. And I think to kill a prisoner, they need to have low respect and low size, well, at least that works for me, most of the time. But being in a gang helps you because if you want to mess with the prisoner and if they come at you, then your gang will mess them up.

I have the pilot achievement. To become a pilot, you have to go to university and study engineering and then go to graduate school, then go for the pilot trainee. Eventually you’ll become a pilot.

Will try for the pilot soon. I sent them a public tweat. You could still tweat them about it. The more people that tweat them they might just add it. I just tap on bitlife community and there's a list of ways to get in touch with them but I know they are more active on twitter so I chose that option.

Has anyone been able to get the majistrate job? After doing law school didn't get it. So it was like a waste kind of so I took the firefighter job. Thank god now I got the fire chief achievement. I won a million from a lawsuit and bought a horse ranch. Damn those horses are so expensive. I bought the little ones. So far I didn't do any crimes because I wanted to get the firechief and glad that I got it so when I have plenty more money will start killing people not that there are plenty because My dad died when I was 13. He was so old and my mom was so young. No brothers and sisters. So it might just be random people. Or I could migrate to another country do a crime and try to get deported. Lol.

Ok, I’ll tweet them after I finish writing this comment. And to get the magistrate job, I think right after law school you have to apply for a magistrate, or junior magistrate, I’m not sure, I forgot. One of my sons in a previous life did it and in the log, it would show what he applied for after law school and he eventually became a judge. And yes, tell me about the horses. When I was famous, I bought two or three horses and each one was worth about 15 or $20,000. I think one of them was worth 30 or 40,000, I can’t remember, but The vet fee is 990, unless they changed it. And that’s not including any medicine or stuff like that. And my money was going down instead of up when I had horses. And I always try to buy my houses with cash, that way I don’t own any money on them. Same with my cars. Right now, I’m still trying to get that achievement Where you get married 10 times in a single life, so far, no luck, everyone either rejects my proposal or reject me in general lol. I am also working on getting the police chief achievement, I applied for the patrolman job and got it. I got promoted to trooper, hopefully I can get the police chief.

Wait, I just remembered. In order to get the judge job, you have to become a lawyer or have some experience in law for 30 years, after those 30 years are completed, then you can get the judge position. Me personally I don’t have it, but one of my friends told me how he got it. And I remember One year it popped up and the requirement said 30 years, but at that time, I didn’t know what that meant. I also found out that if you go to university and study English, you can also get the lawyer job. You don’t have to study political science, if you don’t want to. Just throwing it out there, just in case you don’t see the political science option or vice versa.

When I was checking out the horses the bigger ones cost like over 80k plus. So I bought the poney for 8000. I bought 2 of them. When I died I was 1 million in debt. I don't think there's any achievement for police chief. Will have to check back. but there's one for firechief.

There isn’t? I could’ve swore there was a police chief achievement. But I probably mixed it up and mistaken it for the fire chief lol. And really? When I bought my ponies, they were 15k. Maybe they vary by country? What country are you living in. I was living in the US when I bought them.

I was living in the US when I bought them. Also like the bitlife gods have it out for me. Lol. I got a spelling b trofee worth one meazly dollar. I'm still young so I can't sell it till I'm 12 I think. Now I have cancer of the overy. If it can't be cured I will go to the witch doctor. I don't care if it kills me but I saw someone on youtube going to the witch doctor to cure their cancer and they only paid $70 for it. Lol.

Lol bitlife gods, that’s a good one but probably true. The BitLife love goddess has it out for me lol. I swear I can’t find love at all, just hook ups. I have 100 looks and my smart aren’t too bad and I’m not the richest guy alive but no one wants to give me a try lol. So right now I’m just messing around with my old flings. And that’s weird about the ponies, maybe it varies by state lol I don’t know. And o yea, thanks for reminding me, I have hay fever and I forgot about the witch doctor. I’m gonna go see if I can get cured. And like you said, I might die but I don’t care, the love goddess hates me anyway how can I live, if there’s no love lol.

I agree with you but now that I know how things work around here like with the heirlooms I will just sell what ever when ever I can. Now I got a 10 carrot diamond and its worth 1 million plus but the state its in is horrible. When my character gets older I will see how much it cost to refurbish it and hope for the best when I sell it. I think they should open all the doctors to us from when the game starts. Notice how when you're younger than 18 and you tap on alternative doctor its locked. I think that should be open. I want to go to the witch doctor so bad. Lol.

I never noticed that the alternative doctor was locked, they should make all the doctors available when were younger. They should make most things available when were younger, like the library or documentaries. And wow! You got a diamond? That’s crazy, hopefully you get a good amount when you sell it. And I died by the witch doctor. I ate sheep testicles lol. And only my mom attended my funeral, my dad and three siblings didn’t. I’m so mad, I should’ve killed them lol. And I also found out that when you close out the app if you die, it doesn’t undo the last action. For example, when you get sick, you know how you can close the app out and open it again so it disappears, well, you can’t do that when you die. So I guess even in the game, you can’t cheat death lol.

Yes they should make some things that are illegal for younger people to do legal. And smoking cigarettes. Lol. Then if you get caught smoking weed or drinking you could go to juvi. Lol. But I did get caught dating a minor but can't remember if I went to jail for it because that was in an earlier version of the game.

I'm 16 years old so I checked out how much it cost to refurbish my 10 carrot diamond and it was 86k. I didn't. The condition was %5 and I sold it and got a wopping 1 million dollars for it. First time I ever played and have so much money at a very young age. Now I won't go to the witch doctor. I might die and looze all this. Lol. Now I could kill people and get away with it. Haha.

If my character is a female and we didn't sign a prenup does the man have to pay money in a divorce or a woman? My character is a female but the guy I was going to marry had like 18k and he refused to sign a prenup so I broke up with him but we have a daughter together. I didn't want to looze my money that's why I broke up with him in case of a divorce. I bought a mansion and the condition of it is so terrible. but I see the value of it go up in years so I might sell it some time not sure. And plenty people attending my house parties how its huge. Only one over dosed so far. When I get bored and people complain I will argue with them. Lol.

I don’t know how the divorces work, it seems like it’s random, but I could be very very wrong about that. And on the topic of murders, I haven’t been able to get away with very many, but my girlfriend has killed 11 people in one life and not gotten caught.

I think if he divorces you, then you pay him, but if you divorce him, he pays you. But I am 85 to 90% sure he pays you. I will have to mess around with that. And wow! Six teen and already a millionaire? You beat Kylie Jenner lol. My last mansion party I threw, 600 guests came. That was my highest I’ve gotten. They should also add the option to go to the spa with your partner/kid/family member. And has anyone figured out how to give your kid a car after they pass their drivers test?

I don't think that option has been added in the game only our parents can give us the car. But a question about that that I can't remember. If you reject the car will they buy you a nicer one? I always get old cars from my parents and I sell it. I get next to nothing for it like 8k or so. Only because of the heirloom I got rich Lol. And wow 600 guests. I wish I could do repairs on my house to bring it up to 100 and maybe if I want to sell it I could make a profit on it which I'm trying to do. I payed over 200k for that mansion and now the value is 300k plus. I'm waiting for it to go up a little. If it don't well that's ok. X2 I remember you said you bought a mansion for 20 million. I never saw that before. Can you remember the name of the house?

I am now a magician but this time I didn't need to go to university to study arts. Maybe they changed it up or something. I hope I get famous. I'm trying to post more on social media and go night clubs so maybe that might help.

Once, I accidentally turned down a car from my parents, they bought me a more expensive one. Also, I guess if you do free-lance jobs or work while you're in high school, you can buy a car.

Hi,
Maybe I'm just picky, but in previous versions of the game (before it was super duper accessible), I remember when I used to adopt kids, names of some of my custom people would come up. For instance, one time, I adopted a 1-year-old boy named Joey Fatone, so Joey Fatone was one of my kids, lol. Anyway, I used to adopt more when I knew some of my custom people would come up, I really wish they'd bring that back, because I think it's quite funny.