Description of App
How will you live your BitLife?
Will you try to make all the right choices in an attempt to become a model citizen sometime before you die? You could marry the man/woman of your dreams, have kids, and pick up a good job along the way.
Or will you make choices that horrify your parents? You could descend into a life of crime, start prison riots, smuggle duffle bags, and cheat on your spouse.
It's all up to you...
Comments
Ornella
OMG 44 kids at 20 years old? You’ll definitely beat this challenge LOL. Just keep yourself healthy and try not to die in arguments. You’re almost halfway there. Wait, you’ve gotten girls pregnant on birth control? Well that part is realistic, I guess LOL. It’s not always affective in real life either, so it makes sense that it’s in a life game. Yeah, I haven’t played much today either. I did play a little bit earlier. My supervisor hates me. I asked her for a promotion since I’ve been at the company for 22 years and she just laughed in my face. So then I decided to pull a prank on her and she also laughed it off. Then I spread a rumor about her and she went to HR but they took no action. I start laughing. That’s what she gets. And she’s like in her early 70s or so. I became friends with my previous supervisor but he retired. I’m still friends with him, he’s just no longer my boss. I’m trying to make as many friends at work as possible. I’m thinking I am a nice person because I have a high relationship with most of my coworkers. So I guess that’s good? LOL. Also, my wife Nag me to have another kid. I said OK but only for the sex and she didn’t get pregnant. I only want two kids, which I already have. So I’m thinking about getting the snip. But I don’t know yet, I’ll see.
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Haha you made me laugh at that one where you said only for the sex. I didn't play much today either because I'm sick and I can't afford to treat it and I don't want to die from it and I don't want my boss to fire me for a stupid reason. I don't even know what I have because I can't consult with a doctor. I think the older way was better where on the main screen you were told immediately what you had and then you could decide to treat it or not. So what I'm going to do is open the game every day till I get a very good heirloom that could pay off all my debt. Now that could take forever but I'm only doing this challenge once. I got a 1969 baseball and it was in really bad condition probably got like $400 for it.
Spoke to soon
It isn't easier now and I want to finish this and move on. So instead of getting the girls pregnant I'm giving them lots of diseases and the new ones when they get it obviously they don't want to do it. Plus I've been rejected by so many of them and now they added reasons why some of them don't want you. I ask this girl out and she said she likes older men which is understandable. I'm just going to do what ever and hope for the best. The stupid thing I did was not do this in a country with free medical care. I'm now 21 with 53 kids.
Ornella
I agree, waiting to get a good heirloom could take a really long time. But then again, it can be right away, it it just all depends. Why don’t you just move to another country that has free healthcare? Oh wait, I forgot you’re in debt. And it requires payment to move to the country. You can try to go there illegally? Or rob as many banks as you can. And the thing you’re talking about where they added reasons? That’s been there for a while now, last time I asked a girl out and she said that she couldn’t hear me over the game that was going on in her mind called, where is the bulge? Basically, she was saying That my third leg is too small LOL.And now that you mention it, yeah, I like the Ordway a little better. Or it will tell you what you’re suffering from instead of guessing. Earlier when I was playing, I got like three pop-ups in a row saying that I have been feeling extreme sadness and sharp pains in my stomach, but the thing I didn’t get was that my happiness is at 100. So how the hell am I sad if my happiness is All the way at the top? So I finally got promoted to chief of police. It took me a long time being a corporal but I finally managed to get promotions. I killed my supervisor I was telling you about LOL. I poisoned her and she died. I was arrested but found not guilty, so now she’s probably looking up at me from hell LOL. I gave my wife the third kid she wanted. Now I’m too old to have kids. I am in my 60s, I think. Also, I don’t know if you have gotten this before, but one time, I aged up and my friend asked if he can borrow my fountain pen. Which I got for an heirloom. I said OK and it said that he gave it back to me, and it even showed the old condition and the condition he returned it in. It was 89 for both. So I’m thinking that if you let someone borrow an heirloom, they might either destroy it, Fix it, or give it back to you in the same condition you give it to them. Oh I almost forgot, I got the skeezy achievement! Before I killed my supervisor, I would just insult her so she could attack me LOL. And one time I insulted her, she return the skeezy insult. So it’s really random. And I think you can only get it when you’re arguing with someone, like insulting them. Since it was Valentine’s Day, I saw a job listing for Cupid. And it said school Districk after the title. So I’m assuming that you would dress up as Cupid and go to schools to pass out candy? Just a guess. It was like that on Halloween as well but except it was a zombie. I don’t remember what it said after. I think it was haunted house. Or haunted maze. One of those two. I think bitlife is going to add more ribbons in the next update or so. I saw that someone tweeted at them if they can add more of them since they have all of them and they got bored with getting the same ones over and over. And BitLife replied saying to send them a screenshot of the completed ribbons that the person had so that they can figure out what else they can add. I also think they should add new achievements and careers. It’s after midnight here so let’s see what heirloom I get. A 2010 FIFA World Cup Game Ball Worth $1000. Not bad. Now time to finish this life.
What I find funny
I forgot to mention in my previous post that I find it funny how I am the chief of police but I still get arrested. I threw a house party to test and see what would happened and the first time, nothing happened. Everybody had a good time. The second time, no one came at all LOL. And the third time is when the police got called on me. And I decided to argue with them to see what would happen lol. And they found weed at my party. And I got arrested for drug possession but I was found not guilty. I didn’t think getting arrested would work Since I am the chief of police. So jokes on them LOL.
X2
I got a dumb windchime which will not help me at all. I'm not going to work any part time jobs because that will kill me for sure. I keep insulting people and no one called me skeezy as yet so when ever it happens I will get it. I'm going to play some more now and see how much kids I could pop in this sad life of mines. Which I could be famous real early. I didn't notice that about the reasons. Maybe no one has rejected me a lot back then.
Do over
I'm seriously going to do over this challenge. Not that I'm in so much debt I have so much diseases that its going to kill me. What I'm going to do is just age up and see what ever life throws at me because now I'm 22 I think and only got 1 kid more. I messaged all my x girlfriends and only 1 showed up out of so many. In the love section I gave like 2 or 3 some kind of weird disease and the rest of them rejected me. So I'm going to do this in England or Canada. I think those countries has free health care. But when this life is over it will be interesting to see what it would say in the end and I will post it up here. If I do get out of debt and able to treat all my illnesses I will continue on and see but some how I feel I might die at a very early age.
Interesting
So I died at age 37 and 53 of my kids attended my funeral I didn't have money to pay for that one kid who didn't attend so understandable. They probably had to rent out a hall for my funeral. Lol. Oh I take that back one of my daughter died in a car crash at age 12 so all my kids did attend. I did get fired from my porn acter job and my acter job when I got the writer job I died a year or 2 after. I was in a million dollars debt and probably more. Its interesting how nothing bad was said about me. Haha. Later I will make another life and try again for the last and final time to see if this will work.
Making Money
You can always just do freelance jobs to earn more and more money. If you had the patience, you could probably go from tens of thousands in debt to having tens of thousands of dollars, I've never been cut off and I don't think they raise stress as far as I know.
Ornella and harlow
Lol for some reason when you said wind chime, it made me laugh. No that will definitely not help you. Wow so 53 is the highest you went? Not bad, thats more than half. I know france and sweden have free health care. I think canada does as well. Omg one million in debt? Thats crazy. Someone on youtube managed to get 18 million in debt or so. So i finished my life. I got the family guy ribbon. I was forced to retire from my job. I got another job as a trucker at the age of 75 or so. A coworker pulled a prank on me and i told the supervisor. She ignored the whole thing and ended up seducing me lol. I let her because why not? My wife would keep saying no. Also, i got a weird pop up. It said while your friend stayed the night, you discover that he used your sex toy. I was 86, Why do i have a sex toy lol. Anyway, I let him keep it. I didn't want it. My friend asked me if he can borrow my fifa soccer ball. I said ok. I got so much of those medical pop ups. And i would just click the option to search the web. Its pretty funny what your character concludes. Mine concluded ptsd for a few of them. The first time, I concluded that, my concern was at 100. Other times i've concluded ebola, depression, rabies, and some other weird one. All my kids and grand kids came to my funeral, My wife didn't end up coming. I think its because i cheated on her lol. I forgot to say i took in my distant cousin's son because she was struggling with meth. Now to try the surprise me challenge.
Harlow, why work when we can steal? Lol. Free lance can work but making thousands of money would take a long time. Its good to make hundreds. Now robbing a bank can really set you up. You can make anything from 5k to almost a million, which i'm sure its possible. Free lance is the good way to go if your playing a good hard working person. And bank robberies are for bad bad people. Lol jk.
X2
Well I'm now in winna-peg Canada so I'm going to try it now. If you're doing a challenge like what I'm about to do no amount of free lance could help anyone. I don't want to do any bank robbery either because I don't want to break the law. I'm going to do some reading and make sure by 18 I have good smarts. I've gotten that sex toy popup lots of times. I just let them keep it. No one ever asked to borrow my heirloom before.
This baby challenge
Something probably don't want me to do this challenge because I have a life in Canada and I was 16 and out of the 20 girls I asked, half of them rejected me and 1 got pregnant. When I aged up she lost the baby. Oh great. When I reach 18 if it don't go how I want it will do hookups. At least health care is free. I don't care that I'm in debt but will see how this goes. I'm working a part time job while in school and when I reach 18 will look for the writer job or something that could probably get me famous. My mom and step dad got divorced and I don't know why some of those stuff showing up in my log like my step sister finished high school and things like that. I think that's a bug.
Memory tests, burglaries and escapes
How do people using voiceover manage with the memory tests, prison escapes, and burglaries, etc?
Lindsay
The memory test is kind of accessible but the others you mentioned aren't. Not yet anyway.
Ornella
Really? That was my first life I ever got the sex toy pop ups. That’s always happening to me, when my mom or dad divorces my step mom or dad, I still get things about what my stepsiblings did, if I have any. Speaking of step siblings, I finished my surprise me challenge and man, was it crazy LOL. It was a speed game of course, But it was really fun. I went to prison for nine years because me and my brother or should I say, step brother, we’re arguing and the game decided I should attack him. I forgot where I attacked him but he called the cops. I was born in Saudi Arabia. After I got out, I am hired a hitman to take him out. And he killed him with a bazooka. Also, for one of the jobs I got fired for a funny reason. It said, that I was fired because I kept telling everyone for Valentine’s Day, I was going to go home and make love to myself. LOL. I thought that was funny.
Sarojini Nambisan's life was cut short by a boomerang at the age of 48. Her funeral was attended by her two sisters, Musheera and Ummu Kulthoom. Her mother and her nieces and nephews went to post BitLife screenshots on Instagram instead. An aggressive young lady, Sarojini got a job as a bartender and put in 15 years with Chez Denali. Those in attendance are shocked to learn that she once called her very own ex-stepbrother a ding-head.
I don’t know why people were shocked if he was my step brother. Emphasis on the word, step. Also for the first time, I got an arranged marriage pop up. And for every pop-up, since I clicked a surprise option, it was like if the game knew because The three times when your mom asks you to marry the guy, it was refused. I didn’t think the game will refuse the guy for me LOL. Although, he was rich, so I’ll give him that. Anyway, what challenge are you talking about? The 100 baby challenge? Or the surprise me? I forgot to say that while in prison, my half sister sent me a copy of the Bible and the guards confiscated it and beat me. I felt bad throughout this challenge because my mom was so nice to me growing up. When she would want to hang out with me, the game chose that I was too busy. She offered me to buy a car when I passed my test and sadly, the game turned it down. And I think the final straw was when she tried to marry me off but the game also refused. So I don’t blame her for not coming to my funeral. Now I am playing as a male in the US and i was conceived on the washing machine. Do you know what a first generation immigrant is? I remember bit life released something like that a while back but I can’t remember. The reason I ask is because for this life, it says that I was born to Filipino parents.
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I was talking about the 100 baby challenge. I will still try to pull through. If it don't work I will give it up altogether and try it whenever. I got a dumb dvd worth 1 dollar. I don't know about the thing you're talking about but I got something like that. I was born to some type of parents which I can't remember. I think I got that last month. Did you figure out the 2 surprise buttons? Because I'm still thinking that there should still be 1. So tell me what you think of this and I will send it to them when ever they post something and I could catch it early. At age 5 or 6 I think we could sell cookies and or lemonade to make a little bit of money if we want to. We could play games with our friends like catch or tag but I'm not sure if I should tell them that because next thing they make it in to a mini game that we may not be able to play. Also marriage counceling and date night some things to save the relationship. Family owned businesses like start off really small from a cake stand to a massive bakery and we could probably get a cake boss ribbon if we do get to work in a bakery. I'm not sure if they have bakeries in the job listings but I thought I saw a job for that just not a baker. Drug dealing and buying more stuff to use. I think they should add medicine that we could buy with our own money that we make from free lance instead of having to visit the doctor each and every time we are sick. Now I saw that the only free medication is assprin. Let me know what you think and I will send it off soon.
Canada
Canada is out and England is somewhat better. I died at age 22 trying to save a child on top of a tree. I probably could've ignored that popup but that life was a struggle anyways. Now I'm in England and its a bit slower there because I'm 18 and have 11 kids compared to my life in the US where I had loads more but health care is free and that's most important. But dam some of these girls are so hard to get. I would've had 14 kids but I lost 3 babies at age 16. Oh and my mom died when I was 15. She died in a bar fight. I got over 100k so that's helping me out. It could only work for some time. I got a basketball and donated it because no one wanted it. I'm working as a pornography historian. I'm doing that until I could find a job that will make me famous.
Ornella
No i haven't figured out why theres 2 surprise buttons. I think one is a good surprise and the other is bad. But they switch around every time. And by that i mean for one pop up, the first surprise may be the good one and the second one might be the bad one. And for the next pop up it might be the opposite. So i guess its a 50 50 every time you choose one. I also think there should be one surprise button. I like your ideas. Selling cookies or lemonade is a smart idea. Instead of asking our parents for money every time. I don't really see how they could make tag in to a mini game. I have a few ideas but there all pretty tedious lol. Instead of tag, you can put hide and seek. That one can be implemented with vo. When you choose hide and seek, you would get a pop up saying where you want to hide. And there can be 4 options. And if your the seeker, it would be the same thing but instead, it would ask where do you want to look. Date night and marriage counseling is also a good idea. We definitely need that. A lot of people have been asking the devs to put an option for us to start a business. But yeah, i think you should still mention the bakery business. A cake boss ribbon would be neat to get. As for the medication, it should be over the counter meds. They might ask how we would get the meds with our money. But yeah, i like that idea as well. Drug dealing would be extremely fun. And we should be able to to sell at a young age. All this sounds like a childhood update. Which is a good thing since we literally can't do anything as a kid. Like fun things. The crime and health updates gave us some things to do as kids, but i still think there could be more. Overall, i say go for it, send it to them. Omg you lost 3 kids at 16? You were pretty active lol. Did you fall out of the tree? Is that how you died in your previous life? Do you get multiple girls pregnant a year? I can never do that. i tried once but failed lol. Me and you both got a dumb heirloom. I got a diary worth $1. So your not the only one. I'm thinking that the life i have right now, might be a speed game. But i'll see. Maybe another surprise me challenge lol. By the way, did you see bijuu mike's video on the surprise me options? He got into some crazy situations. Lol.
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I will send it to them some time this week. Yeah I did fall out of a tree while trying to save the child. I did get multiple girls pregnant. Its not easy though. Sometimes the best is with 1 try but if I try 10 times and it don't work I move on to someone else. So my max is 10 tries. I did watch biju mike's video but I fell asleep while it was on so I have no recollection of it. Haha. I will probably watch it over again.
Going very good
I'm 21 and have 54 kids and $25000 to my name so I'm very close to being in debt. I'm a porn camera man so hope I get promoted to porn acter soon. I'm making 50k a year so not bad. That money is being eaten up real fast. I doubt that any is used on the kids though. I think I will wait for tomorrow and hopefully get a good heirloom and I will be busy so not sure if I will even get to play but will see. I am dealing with a bit of x drama but I'm filing restraining orders and they are staying away. I did send the suggestions off to them when they tweated something today and I hope they saw it. If not well someone will probably see it and tell them. Off to dinner now for a nice pb and j sandwich. Mmm.
Ornella
Lol really? I didn't think you'd fall out of the tree. Thats something i would do, fall asleep watching a video. Omg thats a lot of kids lol. Especially at 21. You'll probably have 100 before you hit 30. If your looks are high and you work hard every year, you might hit porn actor soon. Are you in a country with free health care? Or was this life random. A pb and j sandwich sounds good right now lol. I haven't eaten yet. Speaking of bitlife's tweet from earlier. Did you see whats coming next? From reading the comments its called the orphanage update. There also adding plea bargains. Where you plea guilty or not guilty. But i don't know what could come with the orphanage update. Maybe be born as an orphan. Or adopt orphans. So my mom remarried and my stepdad's kindness was at 5%. And when he would prank me or tell me something, i'd attack him. An since we can now choose where and how we can hit them, it was fun. I would always go for his groin lol. I either kick it, punch it, or upper cut it. But every time i did, the damage was at 27%. So i don't know if thats good or not lol. Seems pretty low to me. But nothing would happen to me when i would do that. Also i think i'm a strong kid because when ever i would attack someone, there damage was always at 90. Not trying to brag or anything. Now time to give my stepdad hell. Lol.
X2
Now getting a chance to come on here today. I chose to live in the UK because health care is free and since I'm already in debt I don't have that problem. I did have high looks but when I turned 18 I did a few plastic surgeries and got it up to 100 and its staying there from since I did it. I am so tired I don't think I will play. Maybe later but I only opened the app to see what I got and it was a vhs tape worth a dollar. Yeah that's really going to help me out. Haha. I'm 81k in debt right now. I forgot to say in my last post that I'm now 22 and have 66 kids so very close. I got a pair of twins so that helped me out. I saw the tweat and I guess I was early in reading the comments that I didn't really get what they were coming out with but that's a good idea for a plee barggin. If I'm born as an orphan that will be sad. Lol. Sometimes certain attacks give low damage but I think everyone is different. Maybe if you choose a good diet you could get stronger. I'm not sure if that would happen in the game but it real life it does.
Ornella
Oh wow, you really are close To having 100 kids. I was just guessing about the update. Who knows if will be born as an orphan. I just don’t know what could be added in an orphanage update. Those are the only two possibilities I can come up with. It’s not like we can steal an orphan. Or rob an orphan. LOL. I wasn’t on any diet though. And when I would attack, I would just choose random places, except for my stepdad. Maybe I was just fat. LOL. So the thing I don’t understand is when we make enemies, they still ask us to do things with them. I don’t know if you have gotten that before, but I have. My enemy invited me to do opium with him, I said yes. But whenever I would try to talk to him or hang out, he would refuse. Also I got this pop up. While raging at a New Years' Eve party, your enemy, Sonny's, fiancée, Paula, looks you deep in the eyes saying how much she would love to finish the year off with a bang.
What will you do? LOL I thought that was funny. I have gotten this pop up before in a previous life. And Yep, I banged her. LOL. Since he refused to do anything with me. I might contact her again to see if she’ll come over. I was going to go for the chef job this life but I forgot to go to community college. I tried for like three years to get the job but couldn’t. Then I figured out why. I made general manager. This is a speed life that I’m playing. I don’t even have a car or house or anything LOL. I think it would be cool if we could buy furniture for our house. Like furniture for the bedrooms, living room, kitchen, etc. I might send that off to them. Now time to go hit up my enemies wife LOL.
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Haha I got a popup something like that and I did my friend's wife. He got mad and unfriended me. Looks like that new update is coming soon. The furniture thing sounds nice. I think they might add that in the luxury update. I got a dumb umbrella. That's really going to htelp me out in debt. Lol. Now going to play for the day. Later I will post my progress hopefully when I get to 100 kids. Also in real life how I'm doing this challenge I looked it up on youtube and this 1 guy has 435 real children. Its an interesting kind of short documentary.
My progress and some notables.
I am so close but I know its not going to be easy as of now. I'm now 23 and have 80 kids. I got HIV so all the previous ladies who I would always hook up with when they get it from me I know for sure they won't want me again so will see how it goes. Some things to note. The doctors and their reputations. Now that doesn't mean that they are a bad doctor it means that one is cheaper than the other. I won't say the same for the plastic surjan but I had heppotitess b and I went to the doctor with the highest reputation and it was cured and then I went back to the cheaper one and it got cured so if you want a cheap option that's the way to go. Another thing is that if you file a restraining order against someone you can't message them at all. filed a restraining order against one of my kid's mother and then the next year I tried to message her and it did nothing. Now on to trying to finish this challenge. At the end of it all I will post what it said for my obituraries.
Challenge complete
I am now 25 and have 100 kids. I'm never ever doing this challenge again. Haha. I must say though that the last child was very hard to get but finally. Now I'm just going to age up and treat my HIV and deal with what ever. I'm already half a million dollars in debt and homeless. Lol. I didn't buy any houses as yet and obviously had to sell my car at some point. I got a camping tent. I forgot to say earlier on that when you use up the 20 persons in the love tab and you tap on hook up you won't get anymore people. You have to either close out the app or age up to get another list of people to date.
Ornella
Omg you did it! Good job. I mean yeah you got hiv and sacrificed a lot but you did it. And you did it before 30. If you think about it, 25 is a quarter of 100. So you had 100 kids at a quarter of a century. Did bitlife say that the update is coming soon? My twitter isn't working at the time i'm writhing this. Hopefully we can buy furniture in the luxury update. Omg really? 435 kids in real life? Thats insane. Man child support must be insane lol. Thats what he gets for not wearing protection lol. I didn't know that we couldn't contact the person we put a restraining order on. Then again it makes sense since we basically tell them to stay away but yet, we go looking for them. I don't trust the low reputation doctors. One time, i went and one doctor's reputation was at 6. And the other one was at 100. Maybe thats why the low reputation doctors are cheap. Bitlife must've changed how many hook ups you can get. Before it was 15. I remember because in order to get the stud achievement, you had to have 100 lovers. And the first few years or so, i was going to do 20 hook ups to go faster. But it didn't let me. So i had to do 10 a year. Nice to know that they changed it to 20. If you check the leader boards, its crazy what people have accomplished. They change everyday depending on what people have done. So for today in the number 1 spot is Kiley dunn with 244 kids. The name is the name of the character, not your real name. After that, its 197 kids. At the top thers different categories. For age number 1 is 124. Wow theres a lot of people who are at 124. Anyway, all that is at the time i'm writing this. it could change at any time.
So i killed my enemy after i sued him like twice. The first time, he broke down into tears. Lol i started laughing because he was a jerk to me. Finally i pushed him off a cliff. I was sentenced to the death penalty. But i got out of it by appealing my case. Now i'm working as a puppeteer. I'm in my 60s. I'm definitely going to finish this life today. i got a orgon trail disk worth $4. Never got this before and i don't want it lol. I'll just trash it.
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I understand where you're coming from with the doctors but I'm thinking that with the cheaper doctors the medication is cheap and it may or may not work but it still don't mean that they are bad doctors. Well out of my 100 kids 3 of them asked me to pay for their education and I did and some of them either took out student loans or just started working. I am famous and I shouldn't have chosen the porn acter job because my only income is the photo shoots and very rare a book. I never go on talk shows unless it shows up in a popup. I have over 1 million followers. I couldn't buy a mansion or a palace as yet but when I retire and I don't have to pay for any of my kids I might. I'm not really sure exactly when the update is coming but the way they keep hinting about it it looks like it will be coming soon. When this life is over I'm going to do the surprise me challenge. Oh I forgot to say this. Even though my character is straight I was famous and did my supervisor who was a guy and then a co worker did something bad to me and I reported him to my supervisor and he got fired. Lol.
Obituaries
Dylan Hunt-Foster. Aged 100 years. Died February 21st 2020. Net worth $7,305,256. Residence Blackpool United Kingdom. Career porn star. Education Secondary school. Children 101. Grandchildren 122. Lovers 108. Dylan Hunt-Foster died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 100. His funeral was attended by his 64 children, 82 of his 115 grandchildren, and his nieces and nephews. Dylan spent much of his life in the spotlight as a famous porn star. Friends say he was a supportive and loving father. Now that life was very interesting. The rest of kids who didn't show up, well, I showed up at there funeral instead. I can't believe I outlived so much of my children and I buried all of them. The reason why I didn't cremate them was just so I wouldn't have to get that extra thing for what I would want to do with their ashes. At least I found something to spend my money on. Imagine having to do 10 funerals in 1 year and of course my happiness went straight to 0 and no way I was bringing that back to 100 in my old age. I was surprised that I didn't get a popup saying that I was suffering from depression. Earlier it said 101 children. I didn't plan on having that extra child but my wife was about 17 years younger than me so she got pregnant twice but lost the second kid. She divorced me because she wanted to be with someone more famous so I insulted her and let her go. A few years after I had to file a restraining order on her and that was the end of her. Over the years in my fame every one of my stalkers I did horrible damage to them and got out scot free because I had the money for it. I went for their throat all the time and I did a tiger claw strike I think that's what its called and the damage would always be 80%. I even went to some of my grand childrens funerals. Some of them died so young. Later on I will start a new life and do the surprise me challenge. I can't do any 100 of anything right now. Lol. I got a keyboard and no one wanted it so I just refurbished it and donated it. I had money to waste. I bought a castle because the palace wasn't showing up at the time and when I retired I sold it and bought back a town home. I forgot which diet I was on but at the time it was the most expensive one.
Surprise me
I'm doing that challenge now and I'm young and rich and getting in to bad situations and have one enemy so far. A tip if you haven't done any marshal arts as yet and you see the option for uppercut do that. That gives lots of damage. Also I know there are 2 surprise me buttons and I'm not sure if I should use either one but I'm only tapping the first one. Sometimes its giving good results and then not but its fun. So on with this challenge. When I reach 18 will do marshal arts. I have 100k in my name because my dad died.
Ornella
Finally getting a chance to get on. I was busy yesterday and today, plus my Wi-Fi went out, so that was something. Anyway, yeah, I agree about the doctors. However, I’m not going to take any risks, especially if it comes to my health LOL. Maybe in the future I will, or maybe not. I feel like the cheaper it is, the higher the chance of something going wrong. But that’s just me being paranoid LOL. Who cares if you had 101 kids. You still made it to 100, that’s the important thing. So you still completed the challenge. OMG! 122 grandkids? LOL that’s insane. 10 funerals in one year? Wow, your poor character, must’ve been hard on him. I got an ancient Greek amphora. I got really good money for it. I just realize that you died at the age of 100, and the challenge is the 100 baby challenge. so a year of your life equaled one kid. Minus the last one you had. I don’t know if you know what I’m talking about, I probably sound crazy LOL. Yeah, a lot of people are doing to surprise me challenge. I Saul like three Youtubers that posted a video doing it. I noticed that, if you don’t take martial arts lesson, then your uppercut can be deadly LOL. And I mean literally. One time, I chose to attack this one girl and I am uppercut her skull and it said that I bruised her brain LOL. She died. But I didn’t care, she was a bully. I think one surprise me option is good and the other is bad. That’s the only explanation I can think of why there’s two of them. I hadn’t really played much since I’ve been busy. My last life, I died after the witch doctor gave me hemlock roots. It said that I died in a mysterious way. Now I’m playing as a girl that lives in Dubai. I stopped at age 19 or 20. Let me know how to surprise me challenge goes. It’ll definitely make your life interesting LOL. It did for me when I did it.
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Yeah I was actually going back to that challenge now but I decided to check on here to see if anyone posted anything. Also when bitlife posted about how their update was cooking a lot of people got the wrong idea and thought it was a food update but they meant that it was coming together. I did send them your suggestion to buy furniture for our houses and I put that we should buy houses and cars to rent out to people and more casino machines and more lottery games. More activities like listening to music and bingo for senior citizens. I think I figured out something but I'm still testing it because I don't want to waste money. The cungfu lessons, after doing 10 stop because I checked it in my log and when it said that you took a course of cungfu lessons and got no more belts and moves you don't need to take anymore classes and you could save your $1000 for a rainy day. Literally. Lol. I didn't do any of the other lessons as yet because I'm kind of barely making ends meet even when I had my 100k from my dad dieing. So the surprise me option I'm only pressing the first option. It has landed me in to some weird stuff. One of my co workers pranked me and I tapped on the surprise me option and it chose that it didn't bother me. That made me really mad so I reported her to hr. Another one of my co workers were hitting on me and we did it and she's crazy that I had to file a restraining order on her. I even got fired from my job because I called my supervisor a dick. I was working as shift manager for a fastfood place and I got back the same job at a different place. I saw the writer job but didn't get it because of stupid interview. And I couldn't go to university well you know what the option chose for me. Its now about 12 am so lets see what I got. Oh puke. I got a dumb diary.
Ornella
LOL people thought that it was going to be a food update? That would be kind of weird for an update. My Twitter was acting up earlier again so I’ll check again in a bit. Oh yeah, whenever you complete all the courses, you don’t get any more belts for martial arts. I tried it last time with taekwondo and the highest color was black. I think for all martial arts, the highest belt color is black. But also, it might take a few tries to get to the next belt. When I took taekwondo lessons, it took me a few tries to go up another belt. So make sure you try it a few times before deciding to stop. Like I said, if you get a black belt, that usually means you completed all courses. Did BitLife ever reply to you? Sometimes they just put a thumbs up or a heart emoji. Also, you can ask them to follow you and they most likely will. I’ve seen lots of people ask bitlife to follow them and they say, OK or done or there you go. LOL what I tell you. The surprise me option will definitely make your life interesting and even piss you off. LOL. I should try to get famous and do a surprise me challenge like that. Let’s see what heirloom I got. Gross. A teddy bear. oh hell no! This teddy bear is all freaking crusty and old LOL. The condition is 2%. Why the hell would I even want this? They should’ve at least given me a decent teddy bear, you know? Something that I could snuggle with at night. Instead they gave me a bear that probably is moth eaten and has dust bunnies. Lol. So I guess me and you both got bad heirlooms. Speaking of heirlooms, in my previous life, I got a diary as an heirloom and my enemy asked me if he can borrow it. I said OK and when I asked it back, it said that he displaced it and couldn’t remember where it was at. I didn’t get mad since it was only worth a dollar. Just thought I share that in case you get that pop up. Beware of stolen heirlooms LOL. Thanks for sending off my suggestions. I’ve been meaning to do it but I haven’t had time. Plus my Twitter is been acting up lately. So I don’t know what that’s about. Now to go live a possible sad life LOL.
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They didn't reply to me. Or at least I didn't see it. Will have to check later. I don't want to ask them to follow me. Lol. Well not yet anyways. I write so slow on my phone sometimes by the time I send my reply they had already left. I don't know if they go back to it or if they see it and maybe take a memo. I get so mad with the bad heirlooms that I don't keep it around long enough for anyone to borrow it. And correction to an earlier post. I said that I got back my shift manager job but it was the trucker job. I'm making good money. I wish if we could pay a one time fee and just do the lessons instead of tapping each and every time and same for the books. It hurts my hands sometimes. The only thing I'm changing about the surprise me option is that sometimes it puts my car out of commition so I go and repair it my self you know, in case I feel like killing someone. One of my co worker had 0 looks and he was hitting on me and I so didn't want to do him and thank god the surprise me came through. Haha. Then I reported him. Sometimes when my enemy does something to me I get really mad when the surprise don't go in my favour. And yep now going to live a possible sad life as well. I wouldn't be surprised if they at a food update at some point. I love food and it would be interesting to see what they put.
The update is here
For some weird reason its not letting me post the new things so I know they added medals for different challenges and plee barggins orphanage and more stuff.
Ornella
I only read books when I want to increase my smarts. The books really come in handy when you want to quickly boost your smarts. Yeah, I agree. It should be a one time payment for martial arts. But usually, you have to pay a monthly fee to do stuff like that. Well, at least here in the US you do. For example, a gym membership. That Hass to be paid monthly. Same with boxing, karate, gymnastics, cheerleading, etc. I know because I have Family members who do all that and they pay monthly. Bit life most likely took a memo of your suggestions. They added a new crime, embezzlement. Which if I’m not mistaken, involves money. I’ll post the update in my next comment. You just gave me Any ideas that can be added into a food update. Restaurants. Maybe go out to eat with a friend/date. Or you can order fast food. Believe me, I know how you feel about food, I love it as well LOL. Sadly, I can’t eat as much as I would want. Maybe cooking/baking at home can also be added. Basically just add all aspects of food. Whether it’s cooking, shopping, baking, etc. The reason I said that I had a sad life is because the life I am still playing in Dubai is pretty uneventful. Nothing interesting has really happened besides Having my second child, buying a house, and getting engaged to my childhood friend. Which I’m kind of regretting since his luxe are horrible but his money is extremely high. So I’m being a Golddigger and marrying him because of his money LOL. From reading the new update, I’m excited for the challenge. I might do that. You’ll see what I mean when I post the update.
Update 31!
Hey Bitizens, welcome to the 31st major installment of your favorite game! This update adds a whole new dimension to BitLife: CHALLENGES! Every week or so, we're going to launch a new live challenge for you and your friends to try and accomplish. We're kicking things off with the Alphabet Challenge where the goal is to give birth to a baby for every letter in the alphabet! So quit reading and get competing! If you ignored our advice in the last sentence and are still here, this is the full list of new things in this update: • Challenges! Compete, conquer, and collect medals for each one • Inaugural challenge: Alphabet Challenge • Orphanages now exist in the unfortunate event you lose both of your parents • Relationship counseling • New crime: Embezzlement! • Pleas and plea bargains • Give cars & houses to your friends & family • Pay off car loans and mortgages • 50+ new scenarios • Lots of work on the new person emojis • Bug fixes, interface improvements, and life refinements
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Yeah thanks for posting that. Normally one of us would post it but on my laptop the page for the app store was taking for ever to open and I didn't have all day to wait for that. Speaking of food, oh god, I'm stuffed up to my head right now. Haha. I had a tuna sandwich and didn't know my uncle was going to buy food so I polished off a box of barbecue and fries with macaroni and fresh salad. I agree with you. Any aspect of food they should add it to the game. When they post another thing and I could catch it early I will tell them. I thought the same thing that they probably did take a memo of my suggestions and added new things.
I'm doing
I'm doing bitlife's alphabet challenge. Dam when I finished my 100 babies I thought I wouldn't have to do that again but its ok. 26 isn't bad. Its just that when I'm stuck I might have to look up boy or girl names starting with what ever letter I can't get. I will start getting pregnant at age 16 just to be on the safer side and I need to be female so there's that.
Should be easy
Just call them A, B, C ETC lol.
Dm
Haha true but I like a challenge so I might put actual names. I am doing this challenge in the UK just so in case I am in debt I won't have to pay for medical care.
When you get a really dumb character
I recommend you start reading as soon as you become 6 years old. All children books are educational and there are two very cool books to look out for. One of those books is called The giving tree which will give you 50% smarts. The other one is called If you give a mouse a cookie. Adult books can be awfully long and some can even penalize. As you get older, you unlock more and more books which will eventually make it hard to find the cool children books Due to the fact that they will become hidden among the adult books. The longest children book was 70 pages, but I forgot the name of the book. They are the most rewarding and the least punishing, so that's why I recommend jumping on them as soon as you become 6. Enjoyment on the other hand is always random.
Ornella and dm
Ornella, i know i'm late but the food that you had yesterday sounds so good lol. All i had was a smoothie with a little protein. Your meal definitely beats mine. I think they did take a memo because now theres marriage counseling. And i remember you said that you added that as one of your suggestions. Lol watch bitlife come out with the 100 baby challenge next? That would suck since you already did it. I barely finished the challenge like 5 minutes ago as i'm writing this. Omg that challenge definitely made my life a little interesting lol. I started at age 22 or 23 so i started a little late. I already had 2 kids starting with the letters M and F. But i finished it. I went in alphabetic order. And i was living in dubai which the names are not easy lol. I had to name some of my kids american names because there was no dubai names starting with the letters i needed. I killed my husband because he couldn't get me pregnant lol. And because i didn't make him sign a prenup. After i killed him, I got myself a sperm donor. It was harder towards the end. I ended in my mid 40s. So my last 3 kids aren't my husband's. The last 2 are from my 20 something year old boyfriend. It also helped because i had 2 sets of twin boys. So that cut the number of years in half. O and my husband didn't work at all. It was the first time that i was with an unemployed person. But his money was at 98. So maybe thats why. I forgot to say that i finished 16237th in the challenge. Once you finish the challenge, you'll hear a sound and the achievements will show up at the top again. Also, i think new challenges are released every friday. After all this giving birth, i think i'm going to get my tubes tied lol. I'm also in debt 5k, so not bad i guess. Before i forget, my step mom died by driving off a cliff while texting. Lol i started laughing because that sounds like something like people would do now a days. She wasn't paying attention. Besides, i didn't really like her.
Dm, lol i like that. Naming your kids just the letters. I wish i've thought of that before i did the challenge. Woe 50% smarts? Thats a lot. I didn't know that. And i see that book pop up a lot. I've read if you give a mouse a cookie. Omg yes i agree. The adult books can be extremely long. The dictionary has even been an option to read. Can you imagine reading the entire dictionary? When i checked, it had over 3000 pages. Also i think you can actually read the book in real time. By that i mean, when you turn the page theres words that are pretty small. So you can actually read the book along with your character.
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Dm thanks for that because my hands hurt sometimes and I just join the book club or chess club to get my smarts high. X2, I have to do over that baby challenge because my character was in debt my whole life and when I reached in my 40's it was so hard for me to get pregnant. I even stole money from my work and didn't get caught for it. I stole a lot but it wasn't a lot for me. I got this popup. Your daughter stole the neighbour's dildo what do you want to do. Ground her or have a talk with her. I had a good laugh. Lol. I had a talk with her and her appreciation was 89%. And none of my 23 kids attended my funeral. That also was funny because I was in debt and they wanted me to pay for their schooling.
A question and
If you read 2 books a year will you get more smarts or do you need to read 1 book each year? And dam that challenge. I was slow on it and finally. I am so rich I'm going to spoil all my kids. If they bring out a 100 baby challenge I will scream. Lol. My hand was murdered by that last week. Haha. Coming down to the end of the challenge it was really tough because it was harder to get pregnant and I lost probably about 2 or 3 babies and I got mad because I really didn't want to do it over again. I'm a famous writer so I could afford anything. I never gifted my kids any cars or houses as yet. I had to divorce a few husbands because when I used a sperm doaner they got mad and some of them didn't want to do IVF. When I got rich I bought a modern home and then I made a profit and sold it and bought a palace and a mersadies bens. Oh and I got a dumb umbrella today. None of my husbands or boyfriends wanted to go to councelling for what ever reason.
Ornella
LOL that was a good one, your daughter selling the neighbors dildo. How does she even find it to begin with. OMG just tell me about it. Paying for tuition was horrible. For like five or six years straight, I was asked to pay for tuition. I paid what I could but the last two or so, I couldn’t. I’ll together, I think 13 or 14 of my kids went to university. And I think like nine or 10 of them asked me. But I was in debt most of my life until I got the trucker job. That one really helped me out. Also stealing cars was a flop. I think you can read two books and you’re smarts will go up. But I’m not sure. I never thought of doing that. Wait, so did you finish the challenge? And if so, what place did you get in the world? Next time, if there’s a challenge that involves kids, I’m going to make sure I’m born into a country with free university LOL. And free healthcare. I haven’t tried the counseling option but only because of my relationships with both my husband and lovers were pretty good. Don’t worry, you’re not the only one who got a bad heirloom. I got a dumb toaster. I finally finished the life in dubai. Here’s my obituary.
Gameela Nahas passed away at the age of 92. Her funeral was attended by her beloved husband, Anay, her 24 children, 22 of her 23 grandchildren, and her nieces and nephews. Her two brothers, Amaro and Kashif, went to a film festival instead. A diligent young lady, Gameela worked as a trucker for many years. Friends say she struggled with the loss of her husband, Indu.
What is said about me struggling about my first husband, that’s not true. I’m the one who killed him LOL. He couldn’t get me pregnant, that’s his fault. LOL. And the reason why 24 kids went to my funeral is because the other two died. One died from being attacked by a swarm of bees and she had an allergic reaction to it. And my second one, he died By being trampled in the running of the bulls. So he died in Spain since the running of the bulls is located there. Now to get a new life and hopefully become rich. I want to buy cars and houses for my friends and family. i’ve been wanting to buy my kids cars for a long time. Oh I almost forgot, my oldest became a chef. I don’t know if she got famous or not but when I last checked, she was a sous chef.
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I was 27000 something in the world. That challenge was hard for me to do. It was my second try and thank god my last husband gave me twins on our first try and I was in my 40's. I think I only did 2 IVF treatments and maybe 3 sperm doaners. I only got out of debt when I got the writer job. So here's the thing I don't like about the gifting of houses and cars. First you have to buy the house which I don't mind but when you gift it to someone and you go back to look for their name to give them a car you don't see their name again unless if you probably refresh the list and who has time for that. I wanted to give my very first child a car and his name wasn't even on the list. I mean I finish the challenge but I still have that life going because I'm famous and have to move kind of slow when you want to keep the fame up and I try to gift 2 houses and 2 cars each year. All my kids who I gave stuff to they got very expensive cars and I bought a palace for my self and another one for one of my children and the other kid got a modern home. You could tell I love spending my money. Lol. I laughed when I saw my parents name on the list. Like dam you didn't even want to pay for my schooling or even buy me a car so you get nothing. Haha. Note you can't gift houses and cars to younger kids under 18.
Cars
I bought a car for my daughter and she crashed it. I mean wtf. I spent over $200000 on that. I was planning to give my 26 kids stuff but I don't have the energy. In my next life if my kids are good to me they might get a car. Lol.
To answer your question
You can read as many books you want in one year, but if you can get the giving tree and if you give a mouse a cookie you will be good. One has 31 pages and the other has 32 pages.
Not sure if any of you ever tried this.
I was born a million dollar baby. Here is how you do it. First, become a music composer or something that will make you rich. Second, make a few millions and marry someone, Then make them pregnant. Third, skip one year to the babies birth, Name the baby and then execute a will allowing the baby to inherit everything. Finally, commit suicide on that same year. Congratulations, you will now have a baby that will be born in riches And you will be able to play with this baby from year 0.