BitLife - Life Simulator

Ornella, wow really? I think i got 39k for my watch. It was in great condition. Omg me too. I thought it was only me. I tried every train on the freaken list. And i even grew some balls and did it during the day lol. And nothing worked. I haven't been on twitter in a few days now, so i have to get on. Maybe your right. Its about chance and luck. All my bank robberies have been successful. I hope it stays that way. The least i've taken from a bank was 8k. For the delinquent, i know how you feel. One time i acted with a random gangster and we pulled the fire alarm in the largest apartment complex at 3 in the morning lol. I got arrested for disorderly conduct but thank god i got away with it. Wait did your sister ask you to cause mischief? Or did her name pop up in the list to act delinquently? Lol you went to juvy at age 9? thats insane. I've wondered at what age you can go to juvy in the game. Apparently, very young lol. Wow 92 rolls of toilet paper must've been expensive. I'm the same way. When i shop lift, i go for the most expensive thing. For the porch pirate, that one is a hit or miss. Sighted people can see what type of house it is. But we have to choose and see what we get. I haven't used the hit man again. I've only used it once and that was to kill my stupid step dad. Do you know what age the crimes open up for us? Is it age 12? I'm just curious. I forgot to check that.
Sabrina, that sucks. Hopefully you get it again. What was it? If you don't mind me asking.
So the life i'm playing right now, is sort of a speed game. I go on a crime spree every 2 or 3 years. The rest i just age up if i don't need to do anything. I got this in the log earlier. My half sister, Juanita, is showing obvious signs of jealousy over my mercedes-benz c-class. Like tf? Just buy one. Mine is pretty old lol. O i almost forgot. i sent the devs the suggestions for the mini games. They added a support page and a contact form. You can email them. Or use the contact form, which i did. Its a new way to get in touch with them. Hopefully they respond. i sent it yesterday, so they probably won't see it until tuesday, since tomorrow is a holiday here in the US. I'll let you guys know if they reply and what they say.

I tried to rob the train at all available options and nothing. I figured like around 4 pm everyone getting home so its a busy time to rob a train but still unsuccessful. I have to recheck when we could do the crimes I think probably 12 but don't remember. For the porch pirate I rob each of the houses. For the delinquent behavior I got that as a random popup.

It was a 10 carat diamond and the value was incredible and I lost it.

I just got the theef ribbon. That was easy to get this time around. I just stole a lot of packages and never got caught for it but did get caught for a bank robbery. I dressed up as the joker. Lol. I used a blow gun as my weapon and I ued my own car that I bought. Probably shouldn't have done that. Something changed in prison. Sometimes when your family sends you stuff the guards would convaskate it. That never happened before. And if you get sick in that same year they will refuse to take you to the infirmry. The next year if nothing happens to you bad they will take you if yu get sick. I was rich in prison because I got money when my mom died and I lost my appeal. I like what they did with the cars. Instead of tapping on them to see what type it is it will say what it is like if its a truck or not.

Ornella, yeah i tried robbing it at all times with every train. But nothing. I thought that the houses change every time you steal a package. I remember that i stole a package and when i went back to steal another one, the houses changed on me. Like there were different addresses. O yeah i didn't realize that. The thief ribbon is now easy to get. Before in order to get it, you had to burgle lots of houses and i think pick pocket. If you went to jail, you had to escape and go back to rob more houses. Lol thats funny. You dressed up like the joker to steal a bank. And i dressed up like batman to steal a bank. I got away with 17k. I used a spiked mace and i used a golf cart as my get away. One of the options i got for the weapons was sharp acrylic nails. Lol can you imagine someone dressed as batman and having acrylic nails. O yeah that happened to me in juvy. My dad sent me a towel or something, i can't remember, and the guards took it away. I haven't gotten sick in prison yet, so i don't know how the guards would treat me. I haven't bought a car yet. I still have the one that my mom bought me when i got out of prison lol. But i'm going to have to buy one soon since this car is getting pretty old. I'm trying to become famous. I'm a lead singer right now. Hopefully i become famous that way i can commit more crimes. And if i get caught, I can get the best lawyers lol.
Sabrina, o wow. I see why your mad. I would be mad as well lol. Hopefully you get it again. Or get a better one.

I got a dumb boring amulet again. Its the $8 one. I just donated it. This life I'm already ugly and stupid so you know its going to be bad stuff even though I was conceived on my parents honeymoon. Yes the houses change on you but wonder how much times you could do it per year unless if you do it till either the neighbor confronts you or they call the cops on you. I forgot to answer one of your things where you said your sister was jealous of your car. I got that one lots of times. I think its only with that type of car. That's really expensive. I have the stupid ribbon and can't remember how I got it.

Those 2 heirlooms you spoke about I never got them as yet so we will see for tomorrow. I just made a game and didn't play. I might call it an early night and play tomorrow. I don't know who that person is with the last name McQueen but ok. I will check on youtube and see if biju Mike posted any videos and maybe he might be successful in robbing a train. I know the items are automatically pawned but wonder what items would there be. Lol. I hope in the future they would add even more places to rob like a night club or a hotel or even a convenient store.

Yes Biju posted a video and not even him could do the train robbery. I've never been on a train in real life because we don't have them here and even so I don't know or understand train lines. Its 11 31 pm for me now. Lol. The time difference.

I mean like I don't know how the traine lines work. But it don't matter I tried to rob the trains at all different times and nothing. I think they should add parking lot robberies also. So you choose a parking lot and you breaking to someone's car and steal their cash and or valuables. For starters either the mall or the supermarket is a really busy place. When bitlife tweats something again will suggest it to them. Lets see what I got for today. Oh puke. Bamboo chopsticks. I closed out the app immediately. Haha.

That's an automated email. I was looking through something like that and I saw a reply like that someone posted on some website when I was looking for the cheats for the ribbons. Lets hope they added it in though because someone must have seen it.

Ok yeah i wasn't sure. It seemed like someone replied because there was a name attached to the top of the email. Hopefully they add it in a future update. On to bitlife. So banging your supervisor can really help you lol. Well, at least its helping me so far. Every time i slept with him, the next year i would get a raise. But this last one i got a massive raise. This is what i got. I have been given a raise of 4,911.7%. My salary is now 4,098,028. And that year he sent me a sext lol. I replied with a sext since he gave me that much of a raise. I'm a lead singer but i'm not famous, so That kind of sucks. But hey, i'm not complaining about the money. Also, i agree with you. I really like what they did with the cars. Only if they added the color as well. That would've been great. I'm picky when it comes to the types of cars and their colors. I robbed the bank again and this time was the best heist. I stole $380,360. i didn't think that was possible lol. But since i got that raise, I think i'm done robbing people. Except trains. I'm still going to keep trying until i rob one. Even if it takes me my entire life lol. Hows your life going so far?

I didn't play yet. That bamboo chopsticks got me mad so I put down the game but what I'm going to do is at the earliest time rob all the porches till I can't no more. I want to see how rich I will get or if I will get caught. But if I do get caught I think all the money will get seezed. I will try with my supervisor for which ever job I choose and hope I don't get fired. Lol. Wow if you never worked and robbed a bank and got that amount of money you don't need to work for life. Lol. Once its the type of car I want to buy like a sedan or a mersadies bens I will buy it so I don't mind tapping on it to see the colour. Cars don't come around much like that in the game so which ever nice one I see I'm going to take it right away.

Well the bamboo chopsticks are only worth $8 so you could tell why I am mad. I still didn't play as yet. will do in a few minutes. I hate when the supervisor's name don't appear on the list when you get fired. I want to kill them and can't. That's how it is with all the games the amount of money you have is the type of houses and cars you would find on the list. Same for what ever you study in university jobs along those types will show up. I wanted to choose the job as a male stripper at the time when I saw it but I was to ugly. Lol.

Lol at the age of 9 I robbed a few houses and ended up with $42. The last one the owner confronted me and I spent a year in juvi. I thought I was never going to get caught for stealing packages. I still have the money how come the cops didn't take it away. Or probably they didn't know. X2, I think I saw that reply on twitter when I was reading through the feed. I got a burnt copy of thriller worth $1. If I could I want to get the lawyer job and commit lots of crimes and see if I will have to represent my self to win. I don't think there's a job for a female stripper. I only saw for the male.

I will answer your question after telling you my funny weird life that's still going on. I'm laughing about it now even. So I stole a few packages at the age of 9 and got caught. Spent 1 year in juvi and went back to stealing again got caught and got 2 years this time. Did it one more time and got 3 years. So then I was 15 so I said time for the bigger stuff and holy crap after I got away with stealing a google minny I didn't think I could steal a car but that I did and I can't remember the brand of car but at age 15 I had over $100000 on me. I never had to work for life but I did. So I stopped the crime at that age. I had 0 looks from the year I was born and when I reached 18 I did all the plastic surgery possible and I only got to do 2 years of high school and I got a job as a fire fighter. But at age 18 I bought a mersadies Bens and I slept with a co worker and got her pregnant. I didn't have enough money to buy a house and my bank robbery got foiled. I chose a harpoon as my weapon. Dressed up as a homeless person and my get away was the subway. I got 41 years and I got out on parole so I didn't have to serve the remaining 10 years. My mom sent me a bag of potato chips twice and the guards took it. That made me real mad but I tried to be good and when I ignored some people they attacked me for no reason so I chose my battles. Sometimes I attacked as well. I saw the prison warden and I so wanted to kill him but I knew that would be more time so I was respectful to him. I think that was one of the options. I did pick pocket a few people when I was age 15 also. Got a dumb alarm clock. Instead of donating what I don't want I will dump it. Now on to you. The palace is definetly bigger than a mansion and its an expensive house so that's the better looking one. A mansion is really nice to but a palace is just an upgrade to that. I do agree with you about stealing from family. That would be so much fun.

I stole the car just as we normally would. But I am so surprised that I got so much money for it. I'm going to let that life end later and start another one before I could get the next heirloom. You got a better heirloom than me. I don't think our kids will commit crimes. Bitlife hasn't made it possible because if my kid goes to jail I am not sending them anything and I'm grounding them if I could. Yeah they ate my potato chips. I still have a grudge against them. Lol.

You have me dieing of laughter here when you said its something you want from your supervisor. Lol. I love sour cream potato chips but not to dip them. I buy the one that's always flavoured. And if its pringles hide it immediately because the whole can will be devoured. For stealing the cars we couldn't steal them under the age of 18. Now we can. So I was bored and went on another foiled bank robbery which made me die in prison and glad that life is over. This made me laugh. I chose a spear because that was more of a reasonable weapon. Some of the options were akrilic nails and a sharp pencil and wait for it, silly string. That got me going. Now who would use silly string for a bank robbery? Oh and I dressed up as iron man and I think my get away was a tricycle. For that second attempt I got life in prison. A guard offered me pcp and I took it. Now I have another life in my favourite country of all. Canada. And already at the age of 3 I'm very bad. I refused to let a little girl play with my toy. I was conceived on my parents honeymoon. At some point in that life I'm going to do plenty of the train robberies and hopefully get lucky with it but I still doubt.

Lol well that something that i was talking about? Yeah,, i didn't end up getting it. Instead i got fired for asking to many questions. So i got revenge on my job by suing them lol. I won. Serves them right. Omg yes, pringles. I love those. People have to hide them when i'm around because if i find them, there gone lol. I also love the flavored chips and i like dipping the regular ones in sour cream. Wow so we can steal cars under the age of 18? Its about time lol jk. NO but thats good i wish i knew that before i grew up and got all old. I'm going to do that in my next life. Lol wtf? Silly string as a weapon? The people would've died of laughter before they gave the money up. Wow you actually got parents who did it right this time but little do they know that their child is going to be a monster. O those train robberies. I can't steal a freaken train. LIke how am i supposed to know when the train is going to arrive. So you know how i said that i got fired? Well, now i'm working in a restaurant hoping to get the chef job. But then i realized that i need community college, which i don't have. And every time i applied for the singer job, no one would freaken hire me. Same for the stripper job or the writer job. I was so used to making 5 million a year and now its all gone. So do you know what aggravated twerking is? Apparently, we can do that in the game. Someone asked bitlife how it was done and they replied to the person saying if they wanted a tutorial in the game on how to do it. The person said yes but i don't know if bitlife was being serious or not.

My post crashed on here so trying it again. I saw the post that you're talking about but I didn't open it. I don't know how to do agrivated twerking. speaking of its 2:53 am so lets see what great thing I got. A toolbox worth $55. Can't remember if I got this before but not really complaining. Anyway. Sleep time for me.

Omg. So I have to do this in real time. That's kind of lame. I mean what if people are playing in different countries. They have to wait for American time to rob the train. That's crazy but I will try it maybe. I didn't really play today. Going to now.

So here's something I discovered. When you shoplift and get caught by the mall cop do not cooperate with him. Attack and you won't get sent to juvi. Do not try to escape. Of course you could only get away with that a little over 5 times and eventually you will get sent to juvi. Also if you steal smaller items you get away with no trouble. So I attacked a cop many times and nothing happened to me. Some times he dodged which was a good thing. I am not working at all. I live off of crime. So I steal a few packages and go to the gym and what ever expenses I need. I play the casino sometimes and if I lose I just do more crimes and hope for the best. Any time someone refer me to jobs I turn it down all the time. Imagine this. I'm doing crime from so young and someone offered me a job in the church. Even in the game that isn't right. I robbed a bank and got $25000. That money will run out so I might either steal a car which wasn't successful or do another one. My weapon was a taiser and I dressed up like a security guard and my get away was an electric scooter. X2, if you are able to do that train robbery in real time let me know how it went down and what items you got well it will be pawned so that's what I mean. No one wants my toolbox so might dump it.

Yeah tell me about it. it goes based off real time. And thats the thing i don't know. Cities that have trains have different schedules. So i don't know if we have to go off the train schedule in our time zone or go off a specific city. Maybe if your born in new york, then you go based off trains in new york. I'll try tonight at midnight since thats one of the options. Hopefully i succeed. If i do, i'll let you know. I haven't gotten caught by the mall cop as of yet. I tried but i guess i'm to slick lol. I'm living off of crime, kind of. I got used to making so much money but since i got fired, i don't make any compared to now. I went from a lead singer making 4 mill a year, to a food runner making 15k. Massive difference. O also i've slept with all my male coworkers again lol. I didn't think it'd work but crazier things have happened. I robbed a bank dressed as batman. I got 32k. Thats where i stopped cause i had to do something else. Lol thats funny. YOu were offered a church job but were a criminal? Yeah i agree thats not right lol. Going to go play some more. Lets see what mischief i can get my myself into.

So I made a life in France and I was conceived in the back seat of an oober. I didn't do any crimes as a kid but I got in trouble a lot in school. I have 100 smarts but didn't get in to university so I'm doing community colledge. I was going to major in English to see if I could get the writer job but will see what comes up when I finish school. So I needed money for some minor things and I asked my dad. My mom couldn't and I ran out. I stole a package from a very expensive house and I got a rol x watch and I got like $6000 for it. That was my lucky day. I was so ugly I used that money to do surgery and still I have money left from that. So the next year I aged up I was falsely accused of stealing a car and the public defender got me off. I did try to steal one but I had to flee the scene and that was a year or 2 back. I only tried 1 shoplift and didn't worked. I attacked the cop and never did it again. got a sled today but at least I got it sold. In my past life I died in prison and it said I was uneducated and I was considered a weasel. That made me laugh. I died by a spoon. That was funny. and I pick pocket a guy and he only had like 1 dollar.

I didn't even realize they added more things to that tab. So you could push someone off a cliff which I did in my life that just ended. I didn't get caught the same year but like 2 or 3 years after. My girlfriend kept wanting to breakup with me for the most dumbest reasons so I pushed her off a cliff. I didn't really get to play much this weekend but going to start another life just now. For yesterday's heirloom I got Donald trump's toiled. I forgot how much it was worth but got plenty money for it. Something that happened in a life I played over the weekend was that I got off on a murder charge by snitching on a prisoner. So I made a deal with them to snitch for my freedom. I can't seem to time that train robbery but will try when ever. I still don't understand. I guess I will make a life in the US so I could probably time it.

An uber? Thats a new one. If you want to get in university, you have to study every year in school. At least, thats how it works for me. Wow, a watch huh? You know that person who ordered it was pissed lol. I got a sled on christmas. HOw cliche that was. Thats happened to me before. I pick pocketed $1 from a guy. Why even bother right? Lol. YOur obituary made me laugh. It actually said uneducated? I didn't think it would. But then again, its bitlife anything is possible. Wait, they added new murder methods? I didn't know that. Since we can hire hitmen to do dirty work, I haven't murdered anyone. Better to keep my hands clean, literally lol. Thats probably a new pop up. Snitching on another inmate. Lol you pushed your girlfriend off a cliff? I don't know why, but that made me laugh. Wow you got a good heirloom. I got a leather brief case yesterday and sold it that same year. Today i got a a stupid movie camera. I haven't been successful at robbing a train. I'll keep trying. So When i was 65, i enrolled in to community college lol. I slept with all the male faculty. I would just flirt with them, and there receptiveness was always high. Get this, my dean was named Mr. Semen. Lol under the circumstances at the time, it was funny. I also slept with most of the male students. Keep in mind these guys were in there late teens and early 20s. I would flirt with them as well, and if there receptiveness was high, they would ask me out. I said yes but only so i can sleep with them. I wouldn't even bother spending time or getting to know them. or raising the relationship. And as soon as i slept with them, I would go back the list of students and choose my next victim. I would repeat the process again and again, they would fall for my flirting. So i would leave a guy for another guy aka, one of there classmates. Now i'm 70 and engaged to a 24 or 25 year old. Lol. The youngest guy i slept while i was in college, was 18. I've been with my fiance since he was 21. O and his last name is, goodhead. Lol. O my mind always goes to the wrong places when ever i hear that name. Especially, since how we started off.

I think I give up on that train robbery now. I timed it perfectly and 4 20 on the dot the train didn't even show up. I think you could scare them to death. I have to check that over. Pushing down a cliff is easy the only thing is getting caught. Today I got a windchime and it was in good condition so it was sold in the first try. I collected 64 heirlooms so far. so have like 30 something more to get again. My life was going good except when I got sent to juvi for assaulting a bully. I was studying each year and doing all the right things and now that has changed. I got a new pop up where it said that I was conceived when my mom spent the night at her inlaws. knew who my father was but the way that was phrased sounded creepy and scarey to me. I was bad in that life to. I wish we could kill the hitman our selves when he take our money and don't do the job. I think they should have it a different way. Kill first and then pay. If you refuse to pay you could go on the run or he could kill you. I think that's a better idea but it real life things like that happens so no worries really.

I give up on the train robbery as well lol. I keep trying and trying and nothing. Wow i really need to check the new murder options. I didn't know that we can scare people to death. Like i said before, i got distracted with all the new crimes that i totally forgot about the old ones we have. I'm going to kill one of my exes using one of the new methods and see how it goes lol. Your lucky, i got a dumb cap worth $3. I just closed out the app. Wait, does the game tell you how many heirlooms you have? Or did you count? Lol wtf. You were made at your grandparents house? Thats so weird. Me too. i wish we can kill the hitmen who take the money and run. But like you said, in real life its pay first, then kill. I haven't played today. I just opened the app to see what i got.

I saw your reply last night late but I was half asleep so decided to comment now. Well I got a horn worth 15k so not bad. I think its a postal horn. At the top of the page when you tap on heirlooms it will say how much you collected so far. When you swipe to all of them it will say how much time you got a certain one. In one of my life I dressed up as angry Karen and scared an old man and he called the cops on me. I got a life sentence for attempted murder. I mean I didn't even do it. Lol. Oh and one time I dressed up as Willy Wonker and tried to rob a bank. I laughed at that one. I can't remember my weapon at the time but I ended up in prison and got beaten to death by a spoon. This life that I'm doing now is almost over and its kind of a weird life. I was a rebel in school. Messed with lots of kids I was delinquent and only got sent to juvi once. Every year I did all the crimes once. Like I would only steal and shoplift 1 thing. When I turned 18 I turned my life around kind of. I did the ged so I had high school qualifications. Worked in different fast food places trying to get the famous chef and still nothing. My step mother was so wicked she locked me inside the bathroom so I told my father and his concern was 5%. I hired a hitman to kill him and I got over 400k. I know I wouldn't profit if I killed my step mother but she died anyway and I skipped her funeral. I'm living off of lawsuits. Almost every year I'm suing someone for something. I lost 2 lawsuits from 2 doctors who botched my surgeries and I hate when I have to wait so long till the replace the doctors with new ones. I sued my supervisor for work discrimination and he left the court room crying. I won and they fired him. Another restaurant fired me for disloyalty because they found out I was trying to find another job. I lost that one. I got addicted to cocaine and I had to sue 5 restaurants because they would not give me time off to go to luxury rehab and I won all of them. I did eventually get my addiction cured. I got married and my wife wanted a divorce for some stupid reason which I can't remember and I let her go. I only had 2 children with her and she had 2 children from someone else. Surprisingly none of our kids nor her kids went to university. Going to finish up this life now but if anyone gets in my way I'm going to kill them if I can't sue.

If you hire a hitman and change your mind he could attack you. It happened to me. I was going to kill my co worker and her name didn't show up on the list and I tapped on never mind and he attacked me with a knife. He sliced my mouth. Surprised I didn't die then. Still finishing this life.

Omg 15k for a horn? When i got that it was worth, i think, 15k as well, but since it was in horrible condition that i only 2 or 300 from selling it. I know that it tells you how many heirlooms you gotten. LIke how many times. I'll have to check to see how many i've collected. Lol why did they charge you for attempted murder? It should've been harassment instead. I tried scaring one of my x flings to death but it didn't work. It said that he poked my boody lol. I don't know if you;ve seen this one but i tried to kill my x fling with a bear trap. But it didn't work either. HOw did you do the GED? I don't see that option. Even when i don't finish school, it doesn't pop up. Hey at least you got money from your dad. Even if that meant that he had to die lol. Wtf? A restaurant fired you for disloyalty? They shouldn't even care if your looking for a job. They were probably following you lol. That or there desperate for employees. Wow 5 lawsuits and all successful. Sounds like your rich lol. Have you tried killing or sending someone after her? Thanks for the heads up about the hit man turning on you. Well, at least he didn't slice your throat. Lol. So i married my 20 something year old fiance, who is now my husband. But i'm not going to add him to my will. I have my only daughter on there. He didn't even want to sign the prenup. I think he just married me for my money. I'm in my 70s, he'll probably just wait until i die. Also, after we got married, i tried to make love to him but he refused. He said that i needed a shower lol. That made me laugh. Anyway, he's not getting my palace and cars and my money. We'll see how this marriage goes and if he pisses me off, then he's taking a dirt dive and not coming back up lol.

Her name wasn't on the list so I didn't get to kill her and I'm etired from that job anyways. Taking a pention for less money and working as a pizza delivery driver as a part time job. The GED thing. I'm not sure if all countries offer it but tap on education and go to the very top and you should find it. I didn't et to finish that life as yet. Got distracted so will finish it tomorrow. Its after midnight for me but won't open the app yet. That life is in the US.

We both got the same heirloom. I just donated it. I need to finish my life that I'm playing as well. The GED only shows up if you haven't completed high school. After finishing high school you can't do it and it won't show up. I also don't know if other countries offer it. Only did it in the US. I am enjoying the crime update so much its like I don't care to be good. I'm always bad.

Wow. That's a weird but yucky way to be conceived. I would've killed my parents both when I turned 18. Looks like those killing methods appear randomly because when I activate the item picker I only would see a few. I didn't see those that you talked about. I didn't open the app yet and I won't until a bit later. My new life is now in spain and have good smarts and good looks so not sure what I will do yet.

I got Louis Armstrong's trumpet worth $2000000. I'm the richest 6 year old ever. Lol. I'm still unsure what I will do but I know I'm wealthy enough to get my way out of lots of situations.

Wow. I think you only get the theft popups when you date someone with really high craziness. That's something I'm trying to avoid in this life. I'm almost done with high school. Each year I just study harder and I'm not sure what I want to do yet but will see. I think I might go to community colledge just because and if I get the short order cook then will try for the chef which I could never get no matter what I do.

I wanted to play a violent life and attacked everyone and never got into trouble. I asaulted everyone I could. I did it at school. Here come, the difficult part',I had a co-worker that wouldn't stop bugging me and I attacked her (she had,my rel,al mother's name") and then I accidentally killed her.,And then I did not even get in trouble for it. I was sent to my boss and apologized and then it was fine. Got a stupid hat today. That sucked.